₦airaland Forum

Famorae:
shey omu niyen

no, it is ballon

I was asked this by a sister of mine and I was speechless I don't even know what to utter, I knw nairalander are genuis, someone to help me out of this mess

Blame it on Gej...sai buhari

himkers:
In the State of Osun

clueless guy

Mayor21:
Diaris God

so serious

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Quite a number of folks are bashing singer Seyi Shay for this outfit she wore to meet Mr President at the youths event that took place in Lagos last Saturday.
Many think the dress was inappropriate. Do you think so too?
See Wale Gates’s Tweets Below:-

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blessedvisky:
cool and funny.
#FTC BY THE WAY
sign of more good things to come to me this month.

Anyways, people, this is the month Nigeria's destiny would be determined.
A lot of us have chosen who to vote for already and I'll LIKE us to SHARE our opinions by clicking LIKE for GEJ & SHARE for GMB

Boss go to politic section sir

HW 2 PUT GUYS DOWN when
Chatting:
Boy; What up?
Gurl: The moon, stars, sun are up.
Boy: Dn't cross me
Gurl: Am nt on ur way.
Boy: U luk familiar
Gurl: Am not the one
Boy: U ar beautiful.
Gurl: My mirror makes me aware.
Boy: Do u care 4 ride?
gal: Not in dis car.
Boy: I like ur lips
Gurl: I wuldn't b able to eat when I
give dem 2 u.
Boy; I care
Gurl: For what?.
boy: Baby
Gurl: Am too old 2 be a baby.
Boy: I love u
Gurl: I know bcuz God say we shud
love our neighbour
as ourself.
Boy: Hey chick
Gurl: My mom is nt a hen.
Boy: I and u
Gurl: What can I do 4 u?.
Boy: Let go out
Gurl: Am already out.
Boy: Can I ask u somethin
Gurl: Am not goggle.

ALKARULEZZ:
Season of DISPLAY

Buhari..... Join the trend.. Display ur WASSCE

abeg leave dat old innocent man

NEVER AGAIN























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Let me start by saying a ‘Big kudos’ to your company for a fantastic idea, “Share A Coke”. It’s indeed an awesome innovation! But then let me quickly bring to your notice that following the wonderful strategy of share a coke, collect a coke or buy a coke, whatever name you call it. Where someone’s name is written on the (plastic) Coke bottle or Can.
I have noticed with total dismay that ‘Nobody Has Shared or Bought any form or shape of Coke for me’! And this is because, according to my little research, your company hasn’t deemed it fit to include my name, BOLAJI/SNAZZY, on your ‘Share A Coke’ production plans. This is grossly unacceptable! Considering the fact that i own several t-shirts with an inscription of the above brand and I am a bonafide card carrying member of the Coca Cola drinking family, because I have been drinking Coke since I was born. This thing is painful!
Having presented this case of deliberate exclusion of my name from the ‘Share A Coke’ strategy which has denied me of my ‘Customer and Membership Right’ respectively, I would like to use this medium to request at this point, that your company should, as a matter of urgency, produce some bottles of Coke with my name, boldly written on it “BOLAJI/SNAZZY”, in whatever shape or size, so that people can share at least a bottle of Coke with me occasionally, if not daily.
Please, kindly note that if after 3days from the day this letter must have gotten to you, and I’m yet to see anybody share a coke with me, I’ll publicly tear my Coca Cola membership card and make sure I invite ChannelsTv to cover it, then I and my family, relatives and anybody that knows me will stop drinking Coca Cola no matter how many times your advert plays on TV/Radio.
Thanks as I anticipate your timely response.
Yours faithfully
Have you seen your Name?

anslem2nice:
Mumu like your self, person dey think how he go hammer, u dey bring x spuare and P spuare, na orange u wan sell abi

lazy gay

efguy1:
If 5 oranges cost N1.2,
den 1 orange would cost N(1.2/5) =N0.24

since he bought 100 oranges,
the C.P would be 100 x 0.24 = N24

Now since 20 oranges got spoilt, he could only sell 80 oranges.

He then sold 4 for N1.50, which means one would cost N(1.50/4) = N0.375

so the S.P of 80 organges would be 80 x N0.375 = 30

so we got;
C.P = N24
S.P = N30
so Gain = N30 - N24 = N6

%gain = gain/C.P x 100%
= 6/24 x 100%
= 1/4 x100%
= (100/4)%
= 25% gain



so the correct option is (25% gain) B


ces't Clear?

Mathematician!

CHIEF CHEKWAS OKORIE, UPP: Okorie is the National
Chairman of the UPP. Following the sad end of the All
Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA) saga, Chief
Okorie and his committed associates proceeded to
float the United Peoples Grand Alliance (UPGA). But
it was not registered. He and his associates refused
to consider the option of challenging the action of the
INEC not to register UPGA in court but opted to re-
apply to the commission with the name of United
Progressive Party with the tiger head as its symbol.
So, the UPP was registered on October 2, 2012. He
believes that the UPP has massive support of the
Igbo.
MR. ALLAGOA KELVIN CHINEDU, PPN: The PPN
presidential candidate, who has been a businessman,
hailed from Aba, Abia state.
Chinedu, who was born in the year 1968, presently
lives in Mingi XI Palace, Tombi in Nember city of
Bayelsa.
He attended Port Harcourt Primary school from 1971
to 1977 and then proceeded to Secondary School,
where he obtained his Senior Secondary Certificate
Examination (SSCE) in 1991. He went to University of
Port Harcourt between 1996 and 2001.
AMBROSE ALBERT NDUWE OWURU (HDP): Owuru, a
53-year-old legal practitioner, was born in Orije in
the Port Harcourt city of Rivers state. He attended
State School, Orogbum primary school in Port
Harcourt. Owuru then proceeded to Country
Grammar School, Ikwerre/Ekhe. He attended
University of Buckingham in England and also
enrolled in University of London in 1984.
The HDP presidential hopeful, in his affidavit to INEC,
said he also attended the Nigerian Law School upon
his return from England.
He worked with Soton Denton from 1986 to 1987,
and then joined A. A. Owunu and Co. from 1987 to
date.
DR IBRAHIM AHMAD MANI, ADC: The ADC
presidential candidate was born in 1968 in Bida,
Niger State. He has been an academic as well as an
administrator. He attended RCM Primary School,
Kuru in Jos from 1974 to 1980, before proceeding to
Government Secondary School, Kuru from 1980 to
1985.
He enrolled into Niger State College of Education,
Minna in 1985 to 1988, where he got his National
Certificate of Education (NCE). He obtained his first
degree at the Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) in
1994. In 2006, he obtained his Masters degree on
Technology from the Federal University of
Technology, Minna. He finished his third degree from
the Nigerian Defence Academy, Kaduna in 2014.
He worked with the Niger State government for a
decade (1990 to 2000) before he retired. Dr Mani
then joined the Nigerian Turkish University from
2008 to 2011. He left the university after his
voluntary resignation. In 2011, the presidential
candidate joined Baze University, Abuja up to 2014,
when he was given a leave of absence.
He has been a member of various clubs, associations
and organisations that include the Red Cross Society
of Nigeria, Nigerian Institute of Management as well
as the Nigerian Conservative Society.
MR RAFI’U SALAU, AD: Mr Salau, who was born in
1956 in Offa, now lives in Abuja. The 58-year-old has
been a business executive in his lifetime. He went to
Baptist Day School, Kigo road of Kaduna state from
1965 to 1970.
MR GODSON MGBODILE OHAENYEM OKOYE, UDP:
Mr Okoye, who was born in 1963 in the city of Port
Harcourt in Rivers state, is a legal practitioner, who
now lives in Aguata Local Government of Anambra
state.
He attended St. Peters Primary School in Eziagu
village, Agulueze Chukwu, Aguata local government
of Anambra. He also attended Rumola/Rumadolu
primary school, Port Harcourt in Rivers state.
The University of Lagos offered him admission to
read LLB (Hons) from 1984 to 1987. Upon
completion, the presidential candidate went to the
Nigerian Law School, Victoria Island, Lagos from 1987
to 1988.
He worked with law firm and later established his
own. But he left in 2002 due to a political
appointment. Okoye worked in the senate president’s
office from 2002 to 2004. But he returned to Nnoli &
Okoye chamber.
ALHAJI GANIYU GALADIMA OSENI, ACPN: Oseni
was born in 1964 in Ijebu Ode of Ogun State. He has
been a businessman and a politician.
Oseni attended Muslim Primary School, Imepe in
Ijebu Ode from 1973 to 1978, afterwhich he moved
to United Primary School, Ilorin in Kwara state. He
then proceeded to Cherubim & Seraphim College for
his secondary school, Ilorin in 1980.
He attended Kwara State College of Technology,
Ilorin in 1987 and then moved to Kwara State
Polytechnic, Ilorin in 1995, and in 2003 obtained his
PGD from the same school.
In his affidavit, Oseni, who is also the National
Chairman of his party, indicated that he has been a
self-employed man until he became the National
Secretary of ACPN between 2010 and 2014.
CHIEF MARTIN ONOVO, NCP: Chief Onovo, a
politician cum oil expert, was born in 1969 in Owerri,
the capital of Imo state.
He attended Ekulu Primary School in Enugu, before
he moved to National Grammar School, Nike also in
Enugu state. After getting admission at University of
Ibadan, he obtained B Sc (Hons) in Petroleum
Engineering in the year 1991.
He also studied his M Sc in Petroleum Engineering at
Houston, the United States of America (USA) in the
year 1994.
He worked with Shell Petroleum Development from
1992 to 1993 before he left to pursue higher
education in the USA. He has been a member of the
Institute of Transport Administration, Nigerian
Society of Engineers as well as Emupo Development
Union.

Photos show Boko Haram members during their failed attack in Gombe last Saturday.
See More Photos Below:-
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fanysteve:
BREAKING NEWS: Buhari is Dead,he died some few minutes ago in a London Hospital

wat? Buhari enemy

Vice President -North.
Senate President -North
Speaker House of Reps - North.
PDP National Chairman - North.
Head of Service - North.
INEC Chairman - North.
Inspector General of Police - North.
Chief Justice of federation - North.
President Court of Appeal - North.
EFCC Chairman - North.
President Federal high court - North.
National Security Adviser - North.
Chief of Defense Staff - North.
Chief of Naval Staff - North.
Controller, Customs
Service - North.
Defence Minister-North.
Education Minister- North.
MD Port Authority- North.
MD NDIC - North
Controller Prison Services - North.
Richest man in Africa - North.
85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria -
Northerners.
80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners.
99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners
Boko Haram - North.
Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally
backward areas in Nigeria are in the North. Now, ask
yourself, what is the problem of the Northerners?

Incase it make FP, i don book

Bleep mtn i couldnt reach first to comment





































Blame it on obj

Bleep mtn i couldnt reach first to comment





































Blame it on obj

I like buhari centre fluid....

Talk let hear what you have in mind....u did 8years too...u are just a kettle caling pot black, stop hating on Gej, ask your daughter iyabo how you did when you were there...

MissyDivah:
The Devil is a Liar..... Buhari and Osinbajo till when my boobs no longer get fresh milk #WeWantChange#

i wish buhari good

resty4:
kill all the islamic modafu.kers

may allah shut ur mouth 4 ever

ignis:
Are u for real?

Someone will soon ask "So no Islamic Jaiz BH Bank"

shut the Bleep up...boko aram no be islam

Well, we all know Eedris Abdulkareem’s not so pleasant history with the former president, Olusegun Obasanjo. Even though Eedris later claimed they settled their differences, it seems, he is reigniting their feud after he took to twitter yesterday evening to slam Obasanjo, calling him a sadist .
He also criticized Buhari for wanting to be president at this age..when he should be giving youths the opportunity to lead.
Read more tweets belowimg]Well, we all know Eedris Abdulkareem’s not so pleasant history with the former president, Olusegun Obasanjo. Even though Eedris later claimed they settled their differences, it seems, he is reigniting their feud after he took to twitter yesterday evening to slam Obasanjo, calling him a sadist .
He also criticized Buhari for wanting to be president at this age..when he should be giving youths the opportunity to lead.
Read more tweets below/img]Well, we all know Eedris Abdulkareem’s not so pleasant history with the former president, Olusegun Obasanjo. Even though Eedris later claimed they settled their differences, it seems, he is reigniting their feud after he took to twitter yesterday evening to slam Obasanjo, calling him a sadist .
He also criticized Buhari for wanting to be president at this age..when he should be giving youths the opportunity to lead.
Read more tweets below:-