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lokomo:
I can remember clearly 2011 customs APL it was sign by the deputy comptroller in charge of human resources for the comptroller general and not d minister of finance,so why all dis squabbles. Hmmmm dis immigration sef

efosa2:
House... Am Back. Information came to me yesterday, APL will be given by the end of this month. and MR President command them to do a Recruitment of replacement schem 4,000 sclot.

KingsJohnson:
if thatz d case, then no cause 4 alarm cus dis guy got talent lyk devil, so in few years 2 cum, government n job wil be d one looking 4 him n not d oda way round.

ojimbo:
how did he know that it was the woman that paid the tithe or was he at the offering pot checking on how much every member is dropping or is he trying to buy recognition? Nigerians are becoming more foolish as day goes on

anthonygcafrica:
For the records, I applied for the Nigeria Navy DSSC of 2015 waiting for the names of shortlisted candidates by next week. I got an SMS with Nigeria Navy as the sender on the 25th June 2015 from a purported scammer who said he wants to help me get shortlisted and also land the job. The SMS is as follows:

"Nigerian Navy direct short service commission course 23 closes on 28th June 2015. 6th July 2015 we will shortlist candidates to participate in the aptitude test which will hold on Saturday 11th July 2015 at 8.00am. Call me if you need help i can assist you. +2348166052388"

I got another SMS from him again on 2nd July 2015 thus:

"Aptitude Test will hold on Saturday 11th July 2015 at 8:00am. Call me on +234166052388 if you want me to help you on shortlisting your name"

I added him on whatsapp but found out he is not on it so i called him this morning to give him the warning of his life thus:

Me: Hello Good Morning
Navy DSSC Scammer: Hello Good morning

Me: I got this SMS from Nigerian Navy asking me to call this number for help to be shortlisted. Who are you and how did you get my number
Navy DSSC scammer: I got the number from our database, i want to help you get shortlisated.

Me sadin my mind, no be only database na databoss) I dont need your help and please remove my number from your contact list whenever you are sending that SMS or else i will hunt you down and hand you over to the authorities- !!!!!
Navy DSSC scammer: You are silly, i want to help you shortlist your name you are talking nonsense. I will make sure you are not shortlisted.

Me: ( see me see wahala ooo, na by force to help me?) Scammmerrrrrr.....I just hanged up!!!!

I sent him the below message and up till now he has not replied, maybe he is now scared!!! grin

"Be on the look out because i am going to get you wherever you are. I advice you watch your back because i will trace you. I have all your deatils now so is a matter of time before i get you and hand you over to the authorities. Bloody cheap scammer!!!!"


Did anyone one get this same text messages from this SCAMMER
I think he got my number from the Navy DSSC thread on Nairaland where we wanted to create a whatsapp group in order to be updated about the Nigeria Navy DSSC Job.

Thank You.

naptu2:
The Prince and Princess were in Port Harcourt on the 19th were they watched a boat regatta and visited a village outside the city. They then returned to Lagos.

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Prince Charles, Group Captain Ernest Adeleye (Rivers State Governor) and Princess Diana watch a boat regatta.

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Sinnzu:
8 Years on nairaland and today i made it!



i would like to thank my Dad for not wearing a condom and my Mom for popping that punnani for him, love you both. Many thanks to Oga seun for this forum and to my love Farano for still playing hard to get. I also want to thank my client for delivering more suya to me in the office, and to the management and staff of LaCasera; thank you for inventing that drink.


Special Thanks to Emirates Airlines for the last min flight ticket


More thanks for all my Fvckbuddies all over Nigeria and the UAE, daddy's always in the mood for ya'll


Much love goes to my homies and honies in the romance section. Love ya'll


And to those wishing to be in my position; i say, dont give up! Keep trying and you will surely get there someday.


And to Femi and his boo, Fvck you both


i love you all. Thank you and God bless you for supporting me.

axiliborha:
thank you all for noticing me on FP....I am honoured

cherieb2:
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Hey Wole, uv got a late comer here, pls send it to me too, blessmyworld@yahoo.com. Plssssssss. Thanks

mzpetite:
were u there?

prettyjo:
you are a customer and so what?all these mentality of customers are always right.
Even the way you narrated the story shows you have this ego in you.
you just said good morning and handed your card immediately to him........,................

Anyway,the man shouldn't have insulted you.
you both are wrong...Dats all.

I can never bank with Eco bank even if it's the only bank left in nigeria

kestolove95:
Mumus..dem tell una saw dem no gt CIA own people wey dem go employ?

Ife4real:
That reminds me, Teabully come and defend ur grammar or u apologize

misscastle:
Mmm.. cute beard tho, is that not masaa the other lady's making? I miss home

vickylala239:
Friction or fraction!! Free him!!

As a story u put ur sef in d shoes!!!

Or u post ur own here let us read too!!

If e Lik Mke d story comot from friction to fracture we Dnt k

U Ppl always look for faults n Jst wnt to dwn play Ppl. Babe u damn funny

Wen u Dey read simbi was a gel, wen u Whr small.na true story!! u no Lik am Den.

Who cares Weda fraction,friction, frustration etc

JayJustus:
remember stories could be fictional or nonfictional

lighternote:
Oh jeeez!!! Now, this is scaryyy

onismate:
Illegal In Kuala Lumpur: My Horrendous Experience And Adventure In Malaysia

http://www.hovabuzz.com/stories-on-episode/1006-illegal-in-kuala-lumpur-my-horrendous-experience-and-adventure-in-malaysia-episode-2

Before 2 months, I was given a Malaysian visa. Na so I come dey happy ooo. It just looked as if I won the world cup.

Na so I just dey tease my friends that I would be going to Malaysia and the next they would see me, I would be coming in big with flashy cars and accessories. It really pained my dad, the money he was supposed to use to complete our house, he spent it on facilitating my travelling, ticket which was N500,000. The car he was supposed to buy, he didn’t get it again just for me to fulfill my desire.

A week to my departure, I didn’t have rest of mind. I was always thinking and dreaming Malaysia. Sometimes, I dream of old white women at the airport telling me, “welcome to Malaysia.”

The day I left Nigeria, my dad gave me $3000 as pocket money. He also advised. But I wasn’t comfortable with his final words. He said

“You see I sacrificed my car, house due to your lack of patience. All for you to get to study in Malaysia. Now hear this: do not come back to my house without buying me a car when coming back.”

Though he was pained about my departure at that time. He also assured me that after getting my Master’s admission he would try to send more money. I assured him that I will do well. Infact I told him not to worry that infact I would buy him a brand new car before 6 months’ time. I finally left the shores of Nigeria.

With my travelling bag and a big Ghana must go sac, I arrived Kuala Lumpur the capital of Malaysia. Barnabas had earlier told me that he would send someone to pick me at the airport. Shortly after I arrived Kuala Lumpur, I connected to soji, the guy that barnabas sent to pick me. Soji is a Nigerian. Na so I start another phase for my life.

Soji took me from the airport and brought me to a hotel, Hotel Plan B (Not the real name). He told me that barnabas would join me soon. Barnabas would join me soon, I waited for the soon and was yet to see barnabas. Soon turned to 1, 2, 3 days and I was yet to see barnabas. I want him so he could help me out on my admission since he said he can do it. And also the job he said he has for me. It was after 7 days that I heard that Barnabas had travelled to the Caribbean, Trinidad and Tobago precisely, he won’t be coming back again. “Say what!” I said to myself. It was there I learnt that the $2000 I sent to barnabas was part of the money he used to facilitate his exit from the country to the Caribbean. I had been scammed big time. The job I was promised was also a scam. Barnabas had earlier told me that I would be working as a computer operator/ repairer for a hotel in Kuala Lumpur for just 4 hours daily. Computer science was what I studied in school. I never knew it was the Hotel plan B. When I told soji about it, he took me to a Nigerian, Ebuka who he said works as a bar manager in the hotel. I was so happy that at least I would be getting a job which would help me for the main time. Ebuka brought 2 abandoned laptop systems and told me to check them. After checking them, I told him what was wrong and I repaired it which worked fine. “So when will I start my work,” I asked him. “Which work?” he said. I told him that I was told by barnabas that a job of a computer engineer was awaiting me there before coming. He debunked it and told me that no one has a job for me. It was just his two abandoned laptops that needs repairs so barnabas told him that I would help him out when I arrive. I never knew the job was scam. I asked ebuka how he could help me get a job there in Malaysia. He said he can’t help me, that I came to Malaysia with a “visa without reference,” which is a visiting visa and I can’t even renew it there. Me I just they look the man like mumu. I didn’t understand what he was saying about “visa with reference” and “visa without reference.” Not until he sat me down and began explaining to me what was happening and how the immigration system works in that country. He said that I can’t even renew my visa in that country, I have to go back to Nigeria to do that and I can’t get a legal job and the country is a bit racist talk more of illegal migrants. Once an illegal migrant is caught, the security operatives sometimes do kill them. As he explained, na there I come realize say I don enter one chance. fear come dey catch me. And I was getting short of cash, with $2500 left with me. I have spent $500 on hotel alone. I told ebuka if he could help me because himself is living there legitimately. He said even if he could help me, I must have upto $5,000 for him to help me. I wanted to tell him that I have $2500 but something in me told me to keep cool first.
will i be that patient??
check out the next episode......
story continues......

efosa2:
bros...u said next week, u Are sure with the word? we all are waiting for the appointment letter of conpass 8.....update a truth reliable information. GOD bless...i can wait to have my appointment.thanks