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Rap Battles / Re: * * * ~ Battle Of The Warlords : Cooger Vs Siddoggg ~ * * * by teamgarri1: 10:49pm On Aug 22, 2014
Opener: Cooger
Flow: TIE
Rhyme:Cooger
Wordplay:Cooger
Metaphor:Cooger
Punchline: Cooger
Personal: Siddoggg
Closer: Cooger

MVGT: Cooger

DIs one na battle of wordplay, choiiiiiii. Both textcees tried but Cooger had too many.

Sid=Seed
News=Noose
Pounds/Dollars/Sid is =Cedis
Rushing = Russian

Sent to meet her = Centimetre
Diss stans = distance
Clearance/Sid Off = Clarence Seedorf
Sonned = Sunned

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Rap Battles / Re: ** Brutal Combat VI : Ibime Vs Cooger ** by teamgarri1: 10:56am On Jan 09, 2014
flow samuels: Ibime is overrated pls !!

very very Overrated and 80% of the people here are on his nuts. all of them cannot even judge the battle as they are scared of Ibime.if to say cooger verse no good you go don see them rating him zero.


coogar:
i am not judging my own verse o - actually, I don't care. the poofs here are dïck riders so they will say all sort of nonsense. i had proved my mettle & if i have participated in that tourney, it would have been NL netcees zipped in a bodybag.

Mr cooger, no need to talk too much jor.i feel your verse die.u badt gan. Person wey no like this verse na enemy of progress.u promised to beat ibime and you don beat am.make i go back and read am again.

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by teamgarri1: 7:39pm On Jan 05, 2014
Ibime:

I never promised to battle the dude. . . only if what he dropped on FFR was good, and I ain't seen that yet. . . wait, lemme tease something döpe out of him . . for now he remains on 'sparring' level. . .besides, I'm not picking up pen again till next weekend.

Ibime, no fall people hand o.Why u dey do boys like this na?If person challenge you try take the challenge.Dis your next weekend no make sense abeg. Try write something make we laugh biko.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by teamgarri1: 1:57am On Jan 05, 2014
coogar: WARNING SHOT TO IBIME

a clash with you ain't no test i'm sweating.
all these faggöts think i am stepping to a legend
you ain't will smith - i see a bïtch distressing or your intestine is infected

your stans dont really get it, you are not at the races
and every second you bite canibus' penmanship.
you bars are fraudulent, in your punchlines it's evident,
it's really a pathetic scheme

the coog is your nemesis, you would lose badly to this veteran.
when you go back home, your wife would probably sue for a settlement.
you are a degenerate, effeminate and the question is.....
are you seeing a specialist?

you lack the elegance & that simply erodes your eloquent excellence.
ibime oozes of meaningless, feminine excrement
with repetitive petulance that has zero effectiveness.

i lay emphasis....
my greatnesss stretches back from genesis to the end of days
while your style is boring - bordering on the point of irrelevance

i'm not DBR, you won't catch me surrendering
your biggest win is against theprekky and i bet you bribed for it
now i am here for some vendetta shït to evacuate you nonentities from this premises.

where the fück do y'all get this impression, twits?
i craft bars breathlessly, my performance soars when the pressure peaks.
you claim the coog is sauron, where's the evidence?
one more conspiracy theory from you lunatics
and i'd have y'all nailed to a plank like the crucifix.

the accusation is baseless, i should dice y'all with a cut-throat hacksaw.
sauron is a wolf, i am a cat - i don't flow backwards

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45 mins rough sketch for ibime -
like i said, this is something light

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! This is impressive.
It just occurred to me what u did there. Wolf = Flow(spelt backwards). This lyrics are good but are you sure you have more to challenge Ibime in the arena.

Has Ibime seen this? Make the champion no fall hand o. Mikuz, wetin go happen now?

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Rap Battles / Re: ** King Tournament : Final ( Ibime Vs ThePrekky ) ** by teamgarri1: 10:02pm On Jan 04, 2014
Ibime: Coogar should go drop some bars on FFR. If it's any good, I'll battle him. I get challenged to battle almost daily but we all know the score, FFR is where we filter those who are worth battling from the noisemakers.

Izzokay. cheesy
Mr Coogar, over to you. The criteria remains you must write something even if it's 8/16 bars at FLOW FOR RANK.
Rap Battles / Re: ** King Tournament : Final ( Ibime Vs ThePrekky ) ** by teamgarri1: 9:29pm On Jan 04, 2014
mikuz: Votes have been counted.

Regular members who voted : 14
Those who voted for ThePrekky : 6 (Manikal,Beshi,Mailmalc,Cooger,Mikuz,Jame3d)

Those who voted for Ibime : 8 (Prince,Lunatic,Glacierz,Dimes,Krizz,Airmark, Evilchapterz,Dbr)

Ibime wins by 8 votes to 6.

So with the power conferred on me, I declare Ibime the winner and the First Official Rap King Of Nairaland 2014.

Congratulations!

Congratulations for hosting a hitch-free tourney. I almost have up when you couldn't decide the winner but common sense prevailed in the end. I have been following the competition as a guest from day one & you really did a good job. Now that a winner has emerged, what next?

Ibime: Where the party at?
Apologies to all who felt letdown by the battle.
I didn't spend much time on it. There's no hunger at Christmas time.
Welldone to Prekky who's a great sport.
I'm not going out like this though. I'll have one final battle against Mikuz any weekend soon.

It seems the champion is scared of Coogar. Mikuz has not requested for a battle against you but Coogar has. Let us have a laugh at least. The money is on you to win this one so stop ducking like a scaredy cat.

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Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by teamgarri1: 4:26am On Jan 13, 2013
Emyo: lol, I for one will disagree with this one, how do we convince the people to converge again, DN u funny o.



Hey! You 190 I taught u are bigger then all these, why are u missing issues here, do you think you are the only Law student in the world?
If u have issues with DN go sort it out else where on modeling section or on his blog, dude respect your self.


Again, Dailynews news and Uniquesty u both betrayed me by giving out 2k without my consent,
This means I was sidelined!

No problem, God has always blessed me, make una do una thing o.
God will surly pay me for my efforts here for yan.

And for every member here, thank God the truth is out, non of una money d my place o, na God go bless una effort.


Dailynews, and Uniquesty kai I taught I could trust both of you.
190, Be matured, remember the words of Saga, "every contract is an agreement, but not every agreement is a contract" so mind u biz.

DailyNews: I wasted my whole time trying to change impossibility. Emma, you didn't try at all. But you will see the outcome of this intentional blackmail someday.

For the benefit of readers and YAN members, channel 190 is Emma, a.k.a emyo, but why emma? You just registered this new handle to cause unnecessary fuss why? What would you gain and what have you gained? You are a part of a building project that's about collapsing and once rescuers came around to savage the building, you decided to throw in an atomic bomb to destroy everything you had been labouring for why?


Life isn't about playing too smart, acting I too know, it must go my way emma, please bend down and God will bless you in life.

You registered this handled on the 16th of december 2012, and you ignorantly exposed your identity, and I won't tell you how. Just go back and make peace with your conscience and your God, but you didn't try at all. I could have vouch for you. Is that so? I have learnt so much from participating on this nairaland forum, and I thank God, seun thank you too. Now I know better.

I wish you the best, you can deny, but the truth is not far fetched, catch your fun, but to your detriment.
cheesy
Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by teamgarri1: 11:22am On Sep 18, 2012

Oga dailynews, You are such a hypocrite. Why you dey fall my hand. You too dey disgrace yourself with all your scandals on nl.shey na the only writing skills you get be that.u and women drama everyday.wuss whimp like u creating threads becos yan member no gree do.better stop painting yan in a bad light.anoda member created a thread to discuss your excesses.where does your priority lie?

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Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by teamgarri1: 5:37pm On Sep 14, 2012
#Peaceworld is power hungry. I said it.no wonder una no get time for new members.teamgarri for president#
Nairaland / General / Re: How Many Of Us Can Say This Describes Our Nl Interactions by teamgarri1: 6:22am On Sep 14, 2012
#hey tpia@ wassup baby let us have picture of garri#
Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by teamgarri1: 9:06pm On Sep 12, 2012
Peaceworld:
Emyo DailyNews gave reasons for reducing the fee. Maybe you need to check on him? Abeg peeps, let us be coordinated, abeg...and let's put in those three other members of the board...who else will chair the committees? The PRO? Sunical...oya...YAN...smiley

See dis one.power dey hungry u.Poverty man. I no blame u not with all the women wey presido don carry for here. Garri go give u better chair add table put grin
Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by teamgarri1: 9:02pm On Sep 12, 2012
Emyo: Am still very committed to Yan. joor. Kudos at a. Am uploadi...ng

dem take english swear for u.if u no sabi english fall in pigin.come na lawyer appentice u be or na lawyer.come sell garri for us local man grin
Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by teamgarri1: 9:59am On Sep 12, 2012
[size=40pt]VOTE FOR PRESIDENT TEAMGARRI[/size]
Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by teamgarri1: 9:56am On Sep 12, 2012
DailyNews: Once again, this is a reminder of the various posts we will be electing people to fill in:

1. President team garri
2. Vice President
3. Treasurer
4. Secretary
5. PRO (Spokesman)
6. Board Member- Coordinator South-East/South-South
7. Board Member- Coordinator South-West
8. Board Member- Coordinator North


Below are the contestant registration fees:
1. President- N20,000
2. Vice President- N10,000
3. Treasurer- N10,000
4. Secretary- N10,000
5. PRO (Spokesman)- N10,000
6. Board Member- Coordinator South-East/South-South- N10,000
7. Board Member- Coordinator South-West- N10,000
8. Board Member- Coordinator North- N10,000

Note: All those aspiring to vie for a post must be fully registered members of YAN. Fully registered member here implies someone who has paid the N1,000 membership registration fee via our ad hoc bank account, and must have been participating in YAN activities for at least a period of one month.

Both fully registered and non-fully registered members will be eligible to vote, but those that are not fully registered must have indicated interest to be a member of YAN on or before September 20th 2012.




I am contesting for the president. What do i need. How do i pay in my #20000.i want many naira concubine like dailynews
Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by teamgarri1: 11:09pm On Sep 11, 2012
Krysstie: Hey!...i jst joined nairaland n jst found this...is der anyway i can still join d club? My email is xtyzeb@gmail.com

una no see person wey wan join.power dey hungry alof una.una hostile sha cheesy baby come join garri team
Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by teamgarri1: 5:47pm On Sep 11, 2012
Caracta: Well. well, well. I think this club is meant for some 'set' of people. Wonderful!

na now u just dey know ni. that is how they behave i made metion of joining yet i was shunned.u too classy for this anyways.garriteam go embrace u.join us
Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by teamgarri1: 2:39am On Sep 11, 2012
Emyo: Omo c biafra war on Nairaland. Joor o. Were Awolowo d? He want to die out of laughter b4 u c.ome save 9ja? Kai Mtn una no try at all. wel it is what it is, i ve put my points accros, but my chioce of words was bad. Gowon, ojukwu na ur brother is jux dat what u drafted cant b called a constitution. Like i said 'association' and 'organisation' used interchangeably in a legal context is flaw to d sight of legal learned bulldozer. To prove my point goto http://le.utah.gov/documents/LDM/draftingManual.html and check out were consistency of words was treated wel please u and everybody should check dat website above and giv me d feedback. Incase u co.me accross any Nigerian Legal Method check out for this topic, legal reasoning in legislation, if u coo.me accros d 1 edited by Abiola Sanni check page 208, consistency of terms is very important. Goto any library u wil find d book.
Peaceworld u fear too much. I knw y u frowning, Emyo is about to take d glory of d effort u laboured 4 months...no, i swear wit my exams, i cheerish u 4 who u are. But didnt Chioma tel u during our meeting in enugu, that we should cum up wit what luks more of a constitution? Other wise she told u that what we ve is jux a draft and no constitution!. I respected d draft, i tuwaled to ur efforts...but it wil b an insult to me if i don't restructure d draft into a legal taste. I agree wit u, dat my grammers may b wrong, but i expected u to do justice to it, jux like i did d legal expect of d justice to d formal draft. Lol, simple. Well peaceworld like i said, my chioce of words in the correction was bad, but my point is, d constitution is a per incuriam to learned colleques. joor, @peaceworld, i dnt attack u, but u always fail to understand me. Am i 1 of my kind? I love u. Am sowi dear, if my correction is an aberration to ur persons. Am sowi. Now i jux finished my last work emyo answers to peaceworld FEAR- to whom it concerns. its a wikiliki. Lol. Now, i didnt use my kind of words or expression of dismay but like i said, it is a sweet wikiliki capable likiliki frm N.L day 1, and Whatsapp Genesis. Lol. The types of collins fun time again. Make una retain arms 4 election proces o...so we have u al since, na when uselex kazala bust una wa b spectator go turn cometator. Hahaha talk election. Let my works done and on it way, not distract u or carry us away. It jux a preponderance of facts. I love peaceworld. He has Fear!

shit meen.is this one really a lawyer.your lecturer need to be sued.your English and mannerism is nothing to write home about.which numbskull allowed you to write constitution.you are a liability.you set this shingdig up with losses........you come off as a bush man just imagine the glasses you have on in your profile.to worsen the whole thing you make the loudest noise.small boy you suppose work on your demeanor, getting too mgbekish meen. peaceworld I feel you.no mind this shallow emyo. this shingdig go reduce price of garri if so i get tori of garri undecided #teamgarri#

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