₦airaland Forum

Beeam:
Will you keep quiet!

ok sir

nihelimitretep:
I saw this and my mind went straight to someone on this thread.

Who can guess right who likely suffers from this??

Na joke o ..lol

dem plenty here...na dem dem...nairaland's Linguistics Professors....

darado:
Lazarus
Faruk
Easymoneysniper
Mosgoon
Teaser87
APL

Egbon wetin dey, abeg epp me check my name oh, I hear say merit dey on top presidential list lol... Good morning brother

Swargu:
You actually cried because of these guys?, you must be strong not to show it oh.. Oya @teaser @babawaja @gbyms @beams @larride @geniousola and co comman apologize, Infact you know what transfer her 1k each from your tfare. All of you decamped like Nigerian politicians, now you have seen the exact reason they decamp.... Money, lol.

lol bro...aunty ENY pls accept my apologies...

mapman:
Haha na flexing tins this week for you be dat. Welcome on board bro

na so brother

ItzNas:
I am in Abuja airport currently on my way to Maiduguri with a 12:30pm flight to catch. On the check-in queue and I noticed a familiar face. I knew it had to with NNPC. That was my interview panel chairman, 10th July, Panel 23. GT Accounting. We exchanged greetings and even before I asked, he said and I quote "Is your result out yet?". I replied no, we were hoping it would be out this week, any info sir?. He said he doesn't have any info regarding the recruitment, that even for them NNPC staff, they don't know what is happening. His role was just to conduct the interviews and he wished me luck. He couldn't even assure me if it would be out this September.

best source ever...I mean with photo...thank God I see am before those boys go come tell you to take the photos down...I hope you won't listen to em sha...

LadyHeaven:
APL if going by previous trends should come out on WEDNESDAY, NNPC loves wednesdays, all previous major dates fell on a wednesday,

Application- Closed on a wednesday,
CBT- invites sent on a wednesday,
Invite for interview- sent on a wednesday,
Interview- ended on the 11th,
Wednesday is the 11th of sept, exactly 2 months since interview ended...

So maybe today and tuesday would be used for paying up non alertees who sadly are now trekking on the road since Teaser4 crashed the bus, then wednesday gbosa!!!

APL lands





PS- I am just reaching wide o, no sauce

lol big sis....no be me crash the bus lol

theSpark:
Welcome bro. Our Alertee congress is made livelier with your presence.

thanks bro....feels good to be home lol...I hail you boss

eclint:
oga driver @teaser4 come see something, even sir lancelot is still in the bus. We dai here.

toh ok...oh...y'all will be paid hopefully

number5:
Haha.. Boss, the funny thing is dat local man has not been paid till now, so I'm still on that bus ooh

oh really....wow!!! the day is still young sha

BenFlash:
Teaser, oya dey do frog jump from gate dey come otherwise you no go see this our ID card collect. You caused we alertees enough sifia pains with ABT. We need to reformat your brain small with hard labour.

lol egbon no vex oh...I be born again now.

Easymoneysniper:
News getting to me now states if APL doesn't come today or probably tomorrow, it's due to outstanding TF payments. Everyone has to be paid before the letter comes out. If everyone is paid today, we get it tomorrow.

If everyone is paid by tomorrow, then it's Wednesday. Payments are being disbursed quickly, so it should all be sorted by end of today or tomorrow hopefully. All in All its coming out this very week.
This might not be what some people wanna hear. But that's the update I just got

thanks for the response sir... this is teaser4 reporting for AOLMAW News...if there's any latest updates, we go yarn y'all sharp sharp...make we quick go on a another commercial break...stay tuned...don't go anywhere.....

bobowaja:
Una go trek tire

Bus wey Teaser4 himself pour petrol and light am without looking back

bro I no pour petrol oooo....lmao...no casualty...

eclint:
lai lai... The bus cant crash, the're those who can wheel the bus and i humbly take over sir.
GT
3rd 1.30pm
non alertee
WE KEEP STEERING

what bank bro...dem go pay today or tomorrow....hopefully...as for the bus...the bus wasn't in good condition, we dey manage am ni, e con refuse to be managed ...na so e turn fire to song con dey dance...shakashakaboom...no casualty sha.. Good morning bro

bobowaja:
Welcome bro.... Goan collect alertee ID Card from BenFlash. ChasteGhuy will show you around the building.

thanks bro... Chaste never wake up...I saw oga ben few minutes ago... my form ooooo lol

bobowaja:
Why am I laughing?

padi I'm home oh...home sweet home...

Swargu:
Oga hope you didn't park that bus well?, hope you jumped out like i said.

yes boss I did and fellow men alighted...but we lost the bus, it caught fire and boom shakashakabula

femokleen:
Bomb dey ya head aswear! See as you blow up that ABT bus without remorse... Lol. You go pay fine b4 you enter this building... Who dey that gate, close am, no allow that local man enter without paying his fine.

Omo Ogun iseya
Gbayi
Femokleen

lol egbon abeg no vex oh...but you're late I don enter teytey, dem offer me cold zobo plus gala sef....

OMo Ogun ki se ole...
I greet you boss

mathology5431:
So errmmmm
Alert don enter oooo.....
Abeg @teaser open door make ah enter!

GT
July 5th
16k
Gtbank
CBT center: Ibadan



Now officially joined the Alertees!!!!
Everyone will be paid

welcome bro...make I shift for you....this place sweet small dem even offer me cold zobo and gala....

now I know why I was paid #16k...I wrote my CBT in Ibadan too... I go enter bar later tonight drink couple of orijin....make person enjoy naija's money lol

Rexmy:
Hhmmmm... Something tells me they actually flee for their lives when they saw you leave the steering abruptly . But it's good to know there was no casualty... Local man is pleased to hear that (;

lmao....

Enireqx20:
Finally! Welcome dear brother

lol sis...Thanks mama. Good morning sis

ChikezieUche:
I was in a dream a few weeks ago where I was shown a list of successful candidates without my name appearing on it. It had the name of children of very influential people. I was sad when I didn't find my name but was told another list will soon drop. I'm waiting and believing this next list will favour those of us without without influential contacts. It doesn't hurt to be optimistic.

egbon please go back to bed...we must modify that dream lol

Rexmy:
Finally you left the wheel without notice and crashed the fine bus
Welcome on board!

na so bro...but I make sure my fellow local men alighted sha...so no casualty...just the bus...now me on alertee train...

number5:
It is finished... ABT is officially anihilated...

Although some local men are yet to receive.. Mosgoon, were art though??

dem go pay em...if any 5th GT no get money today or tomorrow...that I no understand...boss shift make I sit down on the Alertee bench...on this side I no go drive lol...

moogoogaipan:
it must have been a long ride bro.... welcome to NNPC.

very long ride bro...we run out of gas....

[quote author=Gbyms post=82058512][/quote]lol bro...I'm gonna enjoy this #16k ooo...now I get rest of mind say NNPC no go play me 2-0...

in Korede bello's voice " I don get alert Godwin"...

Amount:16,000
Desc: Lazarus Mikalu, NNPC owo epo..
GTbank...
time: 09:48 AM

I thought they paid Ogun folks 20k...but I got 1#16k I hope they didn't remove VAT from my money...


Local man have been paid, I know we don pass payment stage don dey anticipate for APL...in other news i don turn alertee

P.S: ABT bus right now...

mapman:
Thanks bro. Guess you had a nice one yourself. Today promises to be an eventful day on this thread...We'll be okay. Have an awesome day!

have a good day too bro. Good morning

xeforesansh:
One very interesting fact about this recruitment is that we've come to a stage where no one knows what is happening or about to happen.

yu get am bro...chop knuckle

LocalNietzsche:
I read about Climate change from NASA's website. I came up with more questions than answers sir.
1. Anybody with knowledge of meteorology knows that predicting climate over the short time is not an easy thing talk less of trends. Based on the factors mentioned by NASA's website I am not convinced?
2. I saw a graph with a spike in the CO2 levels in the 1950s, I am not an expert but that spike is not enough to explain a drastic climate change. Remember a single variable cannot shift climate. Everything is in balance
3. Increase in CO2 (CO2 even though greenhouse gas actually suffocates fires) will not cause more wild fires but a spike in vegetation growth. Increase concentration of Oxygen however is far more likely to account for more Forest fires.
4. The fact about melting glaciers and high snowfall in record numbers is more of a balance in my opinion than contradiction.
5. The tilt in the axis of our earth as it's orbits the sun is far much more of a risk than CO2 to our climate. So far that is not predictable. A methodology to predict that is of utmost importance.
6. Climate change hysteria and attribution of disasters to climate change reminds alot of superstitious belief where natural disasters are attributed to evil of mankind. It just feels that way to me.
7. I am stronger supporter of sustainability because of economics. That is, I believe that we have finite resources on Earth hence we should strive towards a model that utilize our scarce resources efficiently. The key for me is the free market system. It is best system we have developed as humans for the allocation of economic value in our lives.
8. The pursuit for technological development and better theories is among our keys for having a better relationship with our environment. The bottleneck for solar power and wind is battery power(Highly inefficient). This because they have variable outputs depending on natural causes. At the extreme of both the north and south hemisphere, solar is basically useless.
9. I still believe the key is in nuclear power. Developing nuclear power to be safer, smaller and acceptable might be the future.

Good evening sir, that was a good insight. The issue of climate change is getting bigger lately, and years to come even more bigger. I wish we can talk more on this issue, here and rn, but I believe we could that some other time if you don't mind bro. I hope you have a pleasant night

mapman:
Bellissimo! Bravo! Thanks for introducing us to this insightful piece

But you for translate the article to Pidgin for local men and women sha

lol bro....hope you had a good day bro. have a pleasant night

number5:
Wow.. Awesome expository. Reminds me so much of my interview, when asked about CDM, the chairman gave me a sign to spew as much as i knew about the topic, i breathed forth and did my thing.. It ended in smiles, i hope so too for the time of release of APL..

Nice one, i been dey lookout to see dose ur deep pigin sha.. Lol.

lol bro...actually the pidgin na my SM's strategy. oh glad to see positive response from you and other fellow local men... may we find favor by God's grace. Night here brother.