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8. Run! Gators!
This airboat ride had tourists freaking out when it dumped them into an alligator-infested swamp. The funny thing is, the tourists seemed to be calmer than the guide. Of course, she probably has more knowledge about exactly what they had just gotten themselves into. Gladly they all got out quickly and safely.

7. Not-So-Killer Whales
We all think of whales as harmless. It’s true, they probably won’t eat you, but property damage is a whole different story. For a killer whale to jump out of the water and land on a boat this small would mean instant destruction. Though these fishermen went for a nice swim, they lived to share their stories over dinner that night.

6. Gator Stand-Off
Officer Chuck Lamm holds a 6-foot alligator at gunpoint after it snuck up on him as he tried pulling someone over. The gator stared Officer Lamm down for 20 minutes before walking back to the water. As for the individual Officer Lamm wanted to pull over, well, he was long gone.

5. That’s One Cruel Joke, Guys
This lady was definitely freaked out by the fact that her husband was holding a sting ray to her back. No, nothing happened to her, but her reaction has made her famous. Her priceless expression has sparked the creation of many memes. With the recent passing of Steve Irwin, I’m sure she was extra sensitive, since we all learned how powerful the sting of those rays actually is.

4. Swimming With The Whales
This whale came awfully close to realizing that humans don’t taste good. We’re all glad our ocean friend decided to stick to its diet of plankton and small crustaceans. It wouldn’t be unreasonable for these divers to play it safer from now on. Gosh, what a photo, though!

3. Granny And The Gator
Grandma sure is hip in her cut-off shorts and her pink spaghetti strap shirt. Of cours, she had to stop and take a selfie where this gator happened to be bedded down. He peeked his head up to give them a photobomb they’d remember their whole lives, and decided to retreat peacefully. Grandma wasn’t harmed, neither was the gator.

2. One Heck Of A Grand Finale
This pilot ejects himself right before his Harrier crashes in front of a huge audience at an air show. No one suffered injury. Some even thought it was a part of the show. That’d be one heck of a grand finale! The photographer should be rewarded for his bravery

1. Uh-Oh Cargo Overboard
This cargo ship came so close to toppling over. The drivers of the rescue boats don’t look too concerned. Maybe the ship was more controlled than it looks to be in the picture. Believe it or not, it didn’t flip. No one was hurt, but it made for some insane photos. Unbelievably, only four of those large shipping containers ended up in the water.

openmine:
No sentiments..... Real Madrid were the better side....they had the experience and a very good bench..Even when the likes of Ronaldo were not in the game,Bale flourished.....Congrats to the numero uno # RealMadrid #13

As for my club,Liverpool did very well and should be proud of what they have achieved thus far with their breath taking soccer but at the end inexperience and lack of a quality bench cost us tonight's game....We will do it again next season....
# Ynwa

do wetin...you no go reach round of 16...you think say UCL na EPL...go win your league first..stop dreaming...I'm sure say Roma go play better...

anibirelawal:
Too bad for that promising player, i wish him quick recovery.



Anyway, UP MADRID.

We are the world champion!

mumu like na continental cup no be world cup...na European champions not world...mumu Chelsea fan claiming Madrid

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are you mad.... why u dey mention my moniker...na Ogun go kill you last last

Dbanj needs a DNA test...the boy resemble wizkid

I open this thread to the video. but I was disappointed.

this man is mad

only broke ass poverty minded folks will be Hating on gboys... what's your own, are they stealing your father's money... Bleep y'all fucktards... the real thieves stealing your money in abuja you no say anything... thunder fall on y'all... better mind Una biz and enjoy yue poverty life. Nigerians and hate 5$6...


lemme educate ya asses... in USA most of their musicians or rappers are former or still drug dealers...they sing about it, made movies (straight out of Compton)... I don forget this 50cent movie based on his live story, he made his fortune from drugs... most of them if not all... Do you know the effect of that on other people.... how yahoo affecting your generations, it provide jobs for your fucking siblings working at various clubs and bars across the country...you think na salary Dem dey take pop moet... without gboys there's nothing like Nigerian music industry..na recently Dem start bagging endorsement... you no go ever any american writer writing poo about how 50cent, and others made money selling drugs on the street... awon oloribu go enjoy your change...assholes...

stupid people.... what is karma...Dem dey steal from your poor parents ni....

p:S I no be yahoo boy...but I hate reading poo like this ... fvck y'all hating...na jealousy go end Una miserable life

Using the Congolese defender as inspiration, Goal.com have composed a Top 10 list of footballers with inappropriate names, in that their monikers don't match their background in some way or another. We have also included a smaller list of honourable mentions which narrowly missed out.


10. Claudio Gentile
Gentile translates from Italian to English as 'kind' or 'nice', traits that the former defender never once showed on a football pitch. The 1982 World Cup winner enjoyed kicking Diego Maradona around in that particular tournament, is well remembered for ripping Brazilian legend Zico's shirt in half, tripping up Kevin Keegan at an awards ceremony, and also renowned for digging his nails into an opponent when 'helping' him up off the ground – after putting him there himself in the first place. Argentine hero Mario Kempes said of the ruthless hardman: “If you went to the toilet, Gentile would follow you there.”


9. Philipp Lahm
Another bilingual beauty, the Germany and Bayern Munich captain's surname means 'lame' or 'feeble' or 'sluggish' in English. Any fan of German football will understand why the defender's unfortunate title doesn't fit the package it was assigned to, as the full-back's efficiency, confidence and adaptability has led his club team to victory in numerous domestic competitions, while also narrowly missing out on the Champions League trophy in the 2009-10 final.


8. Norman Conquest
A name anyone with a sense of humour would enjoy, this former Australian goalkeeper had a lot to live up to when he parked himself between the sticks for the Socceroos. A three-year stint as the custodian for his national side saw him pick up 11 caps between 1947-1950, but failed famously when trying to achieve William the Conqueror-style status after being the last line of defence for an Australia XI that lost 17-0 to an English FA representative side in 1951.


7. Danny Invincibile
With a handle that sounds more like a superhero than a footballer, you'd expect a colossal goal return from the Australian-born forward. However, proving hardly indestructible, Invincibile suffered from injuries during his first season at Kilmarnock – his longest serving side – before eventually establishing himself in the team and producing a return of roughly one goal in six games over an eight-year period. Released in January this year, the 32-year-old was then picked up by St Johnstone, who subsequently let him go at the end of the 2010-2011 season.


6. Rod Fanni
Fanny may be American slang for buttocks, but the French full-back's displays on the pitch have shown that he is anything but a bum, earning himself a handful of international caps as well as interest from many of Europe’s elite clubs in recent transfer periods. The fact that his first name is Rod adds to the hilarity.


5. Rene Houseman
Rene Orlando Houseman, Huracan legend and former right winger for the Argentine national side, has a last name that would have you perhaps view the former South American star as a quiet homebody, enjoying nights on the porch with a wife, watching the kids play – but far from it. Houseman's career was cut short due to a tendency to put partying ahead of his football, earning a reputation as a lover of gambling, women and drinking.


4. Carlos Costly
Despite having a surname that could see him stand up nicely next to the Andy Carrolls and Fernando Torreses of the world, the closest the Honduran striker has ever got to a 'big money' move was a small loan spell at Birmingham City – who were in the Championship at the time – which was never made permanent. Honduras had high hopes for the hitman at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, but injuries prevented him from appearing, which proved... costly... for the national side, who didn't manage a single goal.


3. Kaka
When pronounced in Italian, the playmaker's nickname sounds strikingly similar to something the AC Milan locals would have to spend several minutes in the bathroom getting rid of. Highlighting this, former Juventus transfer guru Luciano Moggi joked that he would never buy a player that had the potential to play as badly as his name suggests. Moggi's cackles were soon silenced when the Brazilian picked up the 2007 Ballon d'Or during his tenure at Milan.


2. Danny Diver
Any guesses as to what this former player's position was? That's right, striker. Born in Paisley, Scotland, the hitman enjoyed a successful career with a plethora of clubs throughout his time as a professional. And, even though he has a last name that would turn the head of any referee before a match even started, Diver proved to be a competent frontman and prolific goalscorer. Good on him for defying such an unfortunate surname.


1. Dominique Dropsy
Narrowly beating Diver to the top spot, French goalkeeper Dominique Dropsy is another wonderful case of mind over matter when it came to defying a birth name. You would be hard pushed to come up with a more inappropriate name for a shot-stopper (Dominque Butterfingers? Dominique Whoopsiedaisy?), but in spite of his unfortunate handle, the former Strasbourg glovesman managed to muscle his way into the 1978 French World Cup squad alongside current Uefa president and footballing legend Michel Platini

source: http://m.goal.com/x/en/news/1717/editorial/2011/06/17/2534952/arsenal-target-christopher-samba-the-top-10-most-inappropriately-

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GallantKing:
Nice one. i was in the bet shop too. Na me wear red shirt. Where my share.?

#beggar spotted

sheffy87:
07 – MAY – 2018 ITALY: Serie B 20:30 Empoli – Cremonese TIP: 2 (Away win) Odds: 4.20

how market...I hope you no pay for the game sha....

Bantam:
Time no dey again

na X/X ... empoli get strong head

Bantam:
Empoli go cremate dem surely, jus watch

25 unbeaten games no be beans... Empoli on the beat

Empoli scores....

tessyjnr:
Please who know the meaning of crazy couple in bet9ja?

it means the couple that are crazy....

sheffy87:
07 – MAY – 2018
ITALY: Serie B
20:30 Empoli – Cremonese
TIP: 2 (Away win)
Odds: 4.20

had to modify... cremonese don score oh....

Bantam:
Empoli score na

sorry bro you don enter one chance... don't you check their previous matches before you picked em...empoli and okro...na 5$6... i wish you luck sha... empoli no dey fight for anything....

laliga midweek games , plus some weekend tips...ill drop my DC tips tomorrow...