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King solomon, cos he had 700wives and 300sidechicks, and d dude was fucking rich.

Jonzing!

Nice one @op, i dey feel una, abeg shey u fit gimme lara's number.

segunk1:
Lmao! See humiliation, my guy u dey vex ooo
That guy sef funny ooo, wen he see people dey para mood with nysc and Fg for here na dat time he come dey yarn dust, Inshort no be only craze dey his head, bomb sef follow join

Bro no mind d mumu,nah smoke e dey yarn, dem go troll threads upandan lookn 4 pipu 2 scam. #nochill 4 dem. As in blood dey hot,a year don pass since i left college,person just dey stagnant. d govt no even send us, mesef no send em, one day we go go, na lock mode i dey. it is well bro

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craze dey yur head... go call em for yur family house

Nothing is impossible, if you believe. You guys should use # barcelona as a case study, things are gonna get better if you believe and work hard. #1 can equal $1, fuel pump price may sell @ #50 one day. Don't lose hope ..don't quit don't give up, don't accept fate, they may discourage you that you can't make it, never listen to them keep striving one day you will make it. God won't come down to help you, Heaven help those who help themselves, don't ask me where d verse dey inside Bible, I don't know. But what I know is that Barcelona just bleeped # psg 6times. Common tell who is the best.
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Bleep it....we made it....,

fuckingAyaya:
if God does not destroy this world then he has to apologise to Sodom and gomora

Nothing like sodom and gomora..,na fairy tale.... wise up dude

ULSHERLAN:
May or june

November or december ni

Bills2307:
NEWS! NEWS! Let's just go and nd look for somethn doin my dear people.
2017 BATCH A REGISTRATION
The attention of the NYSC management has been drawn to an online post stating inter alia, that the NYSC online registration portal will be opened from Monday 8th February to Wednesday 15th February, 2017.
We wish to warn that the statement was not issued by NYSC scheme and should therefore be disregarded.
For the avoidance of doubts, no date has been set for the commencement of the online online registration by 2017 Batch A Prospective Corps Members.
Management will unveil the 2017 Batch A Mobilisation time-table at the appropriate time through our official communication channels listed below:
www.nysc.gov.ng
www.facebook.com/officialnysc
www.twitter.com/nysc_ng

What is this one saying again

helphelp:
All of una don mad...

Your father dey among

sammyscholar:
Good one bro! this is what logic says but people are saying otherwise. We practically have four batches now. The stream thing is just confusing some people.

Dont mind them bro, timetable go comot soon we go see

Yes twice. but aint doing dat no more.

If she betray my trust, we are done. but na gently i go drop her. #trustIssues

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Bomb dey ur head gh ko xy ni

Chillext:
dem force you ni? abeg make we hear word joor

MUMU

Shey i go fit call Hitler with d phone, hope he can epp me pass the phone to my grandpa, i miss d man. #waste

emmayayodeji:
Shut the f*ck up u self righteous bi**ch!!!

Your IQ no fit send mtn msg, this shows how dumb you are, get a life p u n k. quote me die prematurely

eyeofpride:
I love to attend service early on Sundays in order to be among the first group of people to receive the blessings of the Lord. I'm in Church by 7am for Sunday school. Service finish by 10:30. But you'll see some others strolling into Church by 9:15 when the sermon has already started. I wonder, why they don't stay home instead because I feel there is no more Blessing left by that time.
So my people, why do church goers prefer to go to Church late? Is it to advertise their new clothes

I belong to d late comers category, i hate going to church early, if i wan go at al. Make dos silly ushers, no go put me 4 front,like say na me wan preach. dos wey come arnd 9:15am stil dey early, na 10:15 i go enter,and na me go leave first.... no time

ifyan:
That a mistake. But the guy belittle himself by pricing his private.

If he really want to know is what of his, then he should invite Miss Cucumber to confirm.

If she ask for more, then his question already has an answer but if she still go ahead with cucumber.

Bros you need to ask questions?

Yu no funny

northvietnam:
so he is still a student...

no wonder .....


Nland and small children eeeeh....

I swear you be mumu, old fool. who yur old age epp? arindi agba

ruxxz:
I wish manners could be bought, I could have bought a truck - full for u. Can't u have a civil discourse without unnecessary vituperations? Dude, A17 can't go to camp while A16 are still serving. Take it or leave it.

You are dumb

ruxxz:
There can't be a new batch A, while 2016 Batch A stream 2 members are still serving. Ur service will most likely commence by June

shut up joor no be june na November. If A16 b1 pass out, A17 stream 1 go enter same with A16 b2 an A17 b2..... abeg park well.... DG NYSC

Check your calendar

Afeezoladapo:
Batch B 2017 u mean? Na so d current administration don drag NYSC reach oh!

Lets wait n see, sha knw ppl wil mention u when ur speculations go wrong. Atleast let em release timetable first, and stop acting like say u dey work 4 nysc. dont quote me pls

Their latest news or updates, just confirmed my doubt. Why will i pH when my money is still stuck in the system, am I mad?. Those folks are not only clueless, they are d u m b as f u c k. They can keep my money I don't want again, but If I pH again then am dumber than they are. #DontDoMMM again spread the news, don't be fooled.

intergral:
Hey Guys... I've got good news......
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NYSC 2017 BATCH A Stream 1 Orientation Camp will hold late june...
After the POP of BATCH A Stream 2 2016...
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I heard this from a very reliable source....
So if you have a part time job you want to engage in better do so that you'll get busy, cos its gonna be a long ride!...
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Abuja 2017 LOADING...

and you call this good news....it might be true but the news ain't good

MrAwePresident:
All I speak is the truth Because I'm an Alumni doesn't mean I should deceive people There's too much hype about OAU than there's fact here on Nairaland

Point of correction "alumni". You're an "Alumnus"

This op is so dumb. d kind of trash cant make fp,guess dat was aim b4 u created dis poo. learn to mind yur business, and get a life. If yu served 10years ago,and u av time 4 stuff like dis,dat means yu neva mature,you must be jobless too, or even poor,and that my brother is a problem.

why?