₦airaland Forum

Sassenach:
How do you claim to be a billionaire in dollars but cannot afford to pay #21 million rent for your baby mama yearly?

Delete this BS!

iamL:
Then you need to rewatched the movie from the beginning and see how their foolish movement started.

They just kept annoying me. I couldn't go past the first 40 minutes..

You can't be that stupid.

You no carry stick mend the idiots to death, search their pockets for their phones, carry their truck zoom off.

temmybaba:
I just finished watching the movie ... Mehn.. it was not pleasant experience bro... May God continue to direct our paths in the quest of our daily bread

How were you able to sit down for 2 hours, 50 minutes and bear the foolishness of the main character?

One reason I'm always proud of being a Nigerian.

Smart, sharp and open-eyed!

All of us for die for that desert!

Retirement

Dem dey enter Ghana with Visa before ni?

I have tranversed the entire west Africa without a single stamp on my passport.

Most times, nobody asks for your passport..

Come Abuja.. That's the headquarters of ignoring celebrities.

But if I see Davido or Burna Boy.. I no lie.. I go bite them.

Same Niger state that their governor advised Christians not to go for pilgrimage because the Middle East isn't safe...


Let him forward 60m to the kidnappers, else, if anything happens to hostages, their blood will be on his head!

DiamondsAreFore:
“Our husband is a retired civil servant but works as an ad hoc staff with the World Health Organisation

I hope that they were not targeted".....

DiamondsAreFore:
Dada’s two other wives, Maimuna and Aisha, have struggled to raise the initial ransom amount,

Advantage of empowering women. If Na some wives, dem for don start to dey share properties.

Obaofaba:
Sedated?

How can a supposed mad man allow himself to be sedated?

As in??

Nigeria things must always get kleg

Ok

Toh

helinues:
Toh

Make Peter Obi try and relax small. He has taken this politics of a thing too personal and too desperate.

Same way you're taking your 30k job too personal and desperate.

Softmirror:
Yahaya Bello will still cry. Wait and see.

Story

Chief, you were the president and commander in chief...

WTF is NNPC?
A government corporation that you could singlehandedly dismantle from top to bottom?

Ignorance is bliss!

Lol

How much be 5m wey betking gat drag the guy from Benue to Lagos to come and snap pictures?

Maybe they should also be inviting those who have lost similar amount too.

The only thing that will join me and betting is if I own a betting platform or a standard shop.


But for me to wake up in the morning and start saying Mancity will win Aston Villa, when the players themselves are still asleep, will not happen.

Okay

Softmirror:
👍

Una too like problem...

Nice one Wunmi...

Unrelated..

Shey una dey see the number of topics wey Seun don create recently to exnorate himself and this platform from litigation.

Make una know wetin una dey post here ooooo. Seun go handover person IP address jejely give police if anybody misyarn for his site ooo.

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Toh!

Lol

Kai..

Kinda hard to assess pa Tinubu...

He seem to be giving Nigerians one thing with one had, and using another hand to collect three times what he gave.

Nice one..

Half bread is better than puff-puff.

Meanwhile, is that a Honda Baby Boy?

The guy above me though.. I will really love to meet with some of these nairlanders in real life..

Masterstroke4:
It's now clear that NLC is been used by the Northern elements

No longer IPOB/LP?

Great piece

maasoap:
Are you the one who will investigate even if you have brain like them? I too know mentality

VDM said “You know 80% of the people that use social media are stupid, right? This whole thing that happened is a clear opportunity to show you. I deliberately did it to show you people that you are stupid.”


He questioned why no one scrutinised the story. “We are in a country where anything said on social media, nobody bothers to check, nobody bothers to investigate. Everybody starts sharing, they start running away with it. They don’t even waste time to listen; they just want to comment.”


Mocking the way the false narrative spread, he continued, “Boom! They just want to comment: ‘₦180 million is missing, VeryDarkMan is a thief.’ Nobody sat down to analyze, ‘Wait, the VeryDarkMan we know—if ₦180 million is missing from his NGO account, will he be going to Jos instead of Abuja where the police, EFCC, and cybercrime headquarters are located?’ What is he going to do in Jos?”



Shey I have been vindicated?..

And this is the same reason Nigeria isn't moving forward... It's not really the leaders, but the very dumb followers.

Happy New Year!

maasoap:
Now, he's telling me to stop showing him his error . He's now giving me advice, wonder the kind of advice he has given himself.

I hope that you have seen that "IQ-wise" me and you and not on the same level?

Good!

Happy New Year ooo

You don't need any app to discipline yourself...


Learn discipline, you'd have the app on your phone without touching it.


Abi you want make we train you with the Palov experiment?

1. Trust no one!

2. Hustle hard, hustle smart.

3. Nobody gets rich working for salary.

4. That risk that you're afraid of taking, can bring your breakthrough - Take it!

5. Earn, invest, then spend.. Not the other way round..

6. You could be that person to start your lineage's generational wealth.

7. Get rich or die trying!

This is even worse than the offence he alledgely committed.

Isn't this defamation of character too?

How did the police arrive at the conclusion that he actually defamed Segun Agbaje when he hasn't been tried by a competent court?

Na the same thing na

Wow