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I recall having a similar argument with my neighbors way back in EKSU.

They used to argue that "for a given volume of fuel" the volume of water pumped is equal to the volume dispensed, regardless of whether the occupants were using the water during the pumping process or not.

I tried using some basic fluid mechanics concepts to explain further, but you know people who have roadside mentality, you can hardly change their view

Oh I remember, same with the "AC dey consume fuel argument" too.

CodeTemplar:
Idiots abound too.

Sure!

Meanwhile, I erroneously mentioned your name in my list.

The username of the guy who dedicate songs is TemplarLandry.

Tired of seeing this guy's face and pictures in Abuja.

Well, it's his business, guess everyone should mind his.

AngelicBeing:
There is another guy called Nwaikpe, he calls Donald Olawale Chinedu Ibrahim Trump>> PBUH SWT SAW Hahaha 🤣

Yes. I have been seen his posts.. Oh. I even forgot to add Boogieman to my list.

Rebuker:
Summary:

A Winnipeg pastor narrowly escaped a stabbing attempt during a church service at Holy Ghost Parish. The attack, which was caught on camera and livestreamed, showed a man approaching the altar, attempting to grab the pastor, and then stabbing the altar before sitting down. An off-duty RCMP officer and churchgoers detained the suspect, a 50-year-old man known to the police, until officers arrived. The pastor was unharmed, and no injuries were reported. The suspect has been charged with weapon-related offenses and disturbing a religious gathering.

Lol

Character full this nairaland...

There's Grammarnazi - The Nigerian version of Grammarly.
There's Nwamaikpe - Huge comic relief.
There's Slawomir - The Dammmmmmn niggggar
There's TemplarLandry - Dedicates a song per post.
There's Lalami - Chief DNA tester and marry a virgin promoter.
Then there's Boogieman - Tie my weed in peace.


I like your niche anyway. Sometimes, OPs would just copy and paste load of BS for us to read, instead of summarising the whole thing.

Toh

Billionaires have been made.

Lives have been lost.

I wasn't a beneficiary, neither was I affected.

Mikel99:
I don't know why Man City players aren't as aggressive in attack as before

They keep seeking experienced players for youngies

bobolizim:
I had to comment on this for the purpose of knowledge. Heritage bank case was different from keystone’s. Heritage bank’s board management mismanaged the banks affairs. They had humongous bad loans amidst poor corporate structure. Keystone bank on the other hand, a former Amcon director siphoned the sum of N20bn through heritage bank in buying keystone bank. EFCC had dissolved the bank’s board in January 2024 and today, they’ve reached a plea bargain with the director to forfeit his shares with the government. Hence, the reason why FG is now the new owners.

Sound!

I thought they would be protesting against the other killings...

Drella:
My palour is like this but I no get 5m for account.

Well, look closely, the solution to your problem is on the same picture.


Gamble responsibly!

BWB



Beauty Without Brains.

Samueltemi337:
Only you talk say them tell you say you can return it whenever you want
But you still carry the matter come here
Wetin you want make we tell you?

I tire oooo.

They even told him what he will do, for the charms to dissappear... Can't he find a woman who is menustrating to visit him?

Shoooooooo

Another fellow up there said he wants to introduce the OP to Jesus.

Christians sometimes can be confused wallahi.

Portable will get one or two elderly yoruba men to accompany him to tge government house. He will go and prostrate before Gov. Dapo and tge case will be swept under the carpet.


No be Naira Marley dey scream "I'm bacccccckkkkkk" today?

Lol

Dr. Tinubu, YOU'RE FIRED!

Hmmmmm

There used to be a time when talented artists would release a song or an album without unnecessary drama.

Kendrick Lamar's To love-vendor a Butterfly
Kanye West's Graduation and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Ja Rule's Pain is Love
50 Cent's Get Rich or Die Tryin
OutKast's Aquemini
Nas - Illmatic
Dr. Dre's The Chronic
The Game's The Documentary 1 & 2
Beyonce's Lemonade
Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
The Notorious B.I.G. - Ready to Die
Public Enemy, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
Lauryn Hill's The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
MJ's Thriller
And many other good albums sold millions without any drama.

No Giveaways, No Tik-Tok challenge, No controversies, No unnecessary drama.

Nowadays, artists would just spew rubbish in the name of singing, and shove it down our throats through social media promotion and unnecessary drama.

I remember one lame fellow who faked his death in a bid to promote his album..

I'm sure 99% of people who know the name Speed Darlington don't know one line from any of his songs.

A rare breed.

Happy birthday beautiful woman!

D00msDay:
Our education system should give compulsory room for vocational training, tech skills etc. The world is changing and our educational system should be adjusted to fit into the new world. Let's do away wit our archaic and precolonial system of education.

The future is tech. AI is taking over. Acquiring a tech skills should be a must in our educational system.

Years back I had to talk some sense into my young bro who wanted to study mechanical engineering " the same course I graduated wit but nothing to show for it and I had to switch profession". I told him to go for software engineering or cyber security. After all the argument he took my advice and now a graduate of computer engineering from FUTMINNA and his his doing so well for himself and the family.

After chopping books like Engineering Drawing with Worked Examples, by F. Pickup and M.A. Parker, and graduating wit a 2.1, I still ended up changing profession.

Engineering drawing was a bonus course in Mechanical Engineering.

If you want to talk about Mech Engn... Then start with:
Strenght of Materials
Fluid Mechanics
Engineering Thermodynamics

Those were the killer courses!

Lithiumite:
I saw first hand the way the ND youths were been pampered by GEJ during his time.

My friend was chief protocol for the ICT empowerment initiative for ND boys at New horizon technologies in Lagos......this guys get moved into Lagos for training for several weeks with feeding twice a day,accomodation in hotels,allowances, transportation etc.

These boys were practically living large on the govt and that program was majorly a failure because most of them were only in on it for the money and not the acquisition of skills it was originally meant for.......my guy sef chop money that year.

If the oil that is being used to sustain this "failed experiment" was domiciled in your region, do you think we would still have a country called Nigeria? Go to Dubai and see how their citizens are being pampered!

In Benin Republic...

If you buy airtime worth 100F, which is around N270, you can't make a 1 minute call with it. And if you don't use that airtime before 24 hours.. It's gone!

100F data - 70MB
200F data - 170MB
500F data - 450MB
1000F data - 995MB

All valid for one day!

Meanwhile to enjoy an uninterrupted data subscription for 30 days. You'll need at least 15.000F (N40,500) = 15gig

100CFA = N270

Things plenty wey we dey enjoy for 9ja ooooo.

Fingerprint analysis..

Standard Autopsy

Emergency services (Police/Fire)

This is 2025 ooooo. We don't have all these as a country.

Men wey suppose join head fight for Resource Control of the Niger Delta.. Dem just dey fight themselves up and down.

These days SS governors don't even collaborate like they used to back in the days of the Onshore/Offshore Oil dichotomy and resource control struggle!

Now everybody just dey face their allocation.. Nobody wants to talk while eating.

Where are their gaddamn Mugshots?

Bunch of Low-budget Jetli's...

But sometimes Nigeria sef dey encourage crime. I have visited other West African countries, you hardly find these dwarfs constituting the type of nuisance they do here.. From loan apps to fraud, to maltreating and dehumanising employees...

They seem to have a different "Security Force" for politicians and wealthy Nigerians.

Whenever there's a case involving the above-mentioned category of Nigerians, actions and results are so swift compared to an ordinary Nigerian.


Well, if that's the real culprit, then Kudos to our security forces.

May the soul of the deceased rest in peace.

Lol

All this talk about export...

In 2019, I ordered a ZTE screen on Aliexpress. The price was around N7,000 with FREE SHIPPING.

When the screen arrived, it had a minor defect and I initiated a dispute. I made a video and took pictures highlighting the defects to the seller. Initially, I wanted to use gra-gra to follow the matter. So the seller advised me to ship back the defective screen, and then another one would be sent to me at no cost.

I agreed!

Logged on to my computer to check for companies that can waybill the screen to China... The least price I saw was about N17,000!

Ehn?

Something wey I buy 7k? I had to go back and humbly follow up with Mr. Chang for a replacement.

My mind always goes back to this experience every time that I hear the word "export" ...

mightyhaze:
A man once told me no guts no glory,
So I gat a beam attached to ma twiñ glock forties
And all ma ex girlfriends,wipe ur smiles
6 cars n 7 cribs ,how y'all like me now?
So u turn offf the ringer just to hear yo moan
But if it's ur man,pick up da garden fone

- Ludacris (pick up da fone),2001

OG

Toh

Phranx1:
It's so funny linking your bvn to a loan app and thinking you just hama 80k not knowledgable what's personal data it's all about.

Oga, your BVN and other details can be bought for N100 on a two-page website.

If the app isn't regulated, there's nothing that will happen!

To be honest, she's got a hot-banging body for a 45yo, plus she's talented, rich and beautiful!

Now ya'll should stop worrying about how her son would feel when he grows up and sees unclad pictures of his mum, ya'll should worry about what your son would eat when he grows up..

Happy birthday Mama..

Balablu

Great

Lol