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Yourfav:
mine was W3 of how many years ago, lol

W3 when Tecno started Android Runs. Those days Android seemed like magic. Those were the days

Why do people waste Time on Social Media commenting to musicians posts like their lives depended on it ? If you want to follow a musician follow their music alone. Buy the CD, DVD, Download their music by Paying.
Me, I'm screwing this female musicians music till all the screws come off the Tape. Buy the DVD and play till the point that it becomes unplayable due to over playing. Don't let musicians screw you over on social media, youre just a number to attract Sponsorship and product placement.
Buy a Tape and Screw your favorite musician over and over and over. To sound like LOLLY, " OOooooooooooooossssssSsss "

I feel so Sorry for Xiaomi, they have left so many opportunities to really enter Nigeria pass them by.

Mine was a Tecno T349 from 2010. It still Works.

Alaba Boys would be Browsing Morning, Afternoon, Night and in-between to get their hands on a Sex Tape. Who Wants To Be A Millionaira ?

ole gunnar solskjaer lack of ambition is what is destroying Manchester United. He lacks the Winning Mentality. Real Winners know there is No Room For Losing and no time to Build A Team or have perfect Players.
Solskjaer is Not Ambitious Enough. He lacks the Greed Gene that Mourinho and Guardiola have. He is a Nice Guy and Winning is about Greed. Ferguson We Miss You.
There is No Time For Losing.
Abrahamovich is the Best Owner of A Sports Team.

What a Dream !!! I dreamt I was in 1948 in Lagos. All top posts were held by the British while Nigerians played second fiddle. Was talking to a British School administrator when he mentioned my Father's name to the gathering. I asked him if he said my father's name and he said " Yes ". So I began the hunt to look for my father. Then I woke up from the dream. It's my first travel in a different time dream. In a dream before that I dreamt I met Puff Daddy, that's my second dream of him. We were flying in the sky and I was the better flyer so he wanted flying tips. Iv been flying in my dreams since childhood. Maybe I'm meant to be a High Flyer. Ha ha ha. I'm flying in the air with my hands in close to 90% of my dreams. Or maybe it means I can't be stopped. "I come to your city fck sheet up and fly away, I WANT THE LOVE !!! "(C) Puff Daddy.

Banners are So Important for Business Awareness. To design a good Banner you can do so on an Android Phone using Apps that are Created for Graphic design but I always advice using a Laptop that can allow you to view the design as it is in close up to see how the details look like before taking your design to a printer. As much as you can do not print banners that are smaller than 6ft x 6ft on a Large Format Printer. Large Format Printers are for Bill Boards that use not so detailed Resolution . Graphics Printed on Large Format Printers tend to be "grainy " so it would not look sharp when viewed very closely. To Get the Best Designed Banners in Lagos Nigeria. Extremely High Resolution Designs Direct Image On Banners is the Solution to get Ultra Definition Prints.

There was a Bomb Scare in Magodo Area of Lagos State today. A Heavy brown bag was found on the walk way of Mr. Tayo Oloko, CEO, Oloko DESIGNS.
According to Mr. Tayo Oloko who was the first person to notice the bag he immediately thought it was a Bomb and alerted the security personnel of his premises.
Chief Security Officer of Oloko Designs Mr. Theophilus Agbe inspected the bag using a metalic scanner to revile the contents of the bag were not metallic. After 30 minutes of using sophisticated technology to unravel the contents of the bag it was found out to be just a bag containing a plastic drinking flask and a lunch box. It is believed to have been forgetting by a school Child on his/ her way back from school.
Mr. Oloko said his first reaction was that a Bomb had been placed just outside his gate. He thought it was sent from a racist and jealous Tech competitor based in America. Mr. Oloko explained how he had rejected an American Green card to be a Free Nigerian and not to live in fear amongst racist player haters. Mr. Oloko has called for more security deployment in Unilag Estate Magodo.
OLOKO DESIGNS is the World's Number One Design Company and Designs Clothes, Advertising Flyers, Banners, Smartphones and Mobile Devices.

I'm sure Messi and Mpappe dislike blocking Free kicks on the Ground. The Good news is that When they get the chance to score they will score to avoid having to block Free kick on the ground. Its very good psychology and it will force them to become attacking beasts. Its like you go to a mama put and are told to eat you must wash every bodies dishes, when it comes to your turn to eat you will over eat to make up for humiliation.

One days boys go wake up

One Day Men Will Wake Up. This Naija Romance Thing ls like 419. Yahoo Girl Without Laptop. YGWL. Ha ha ha !!!!

Men I am over the moon !!! Met this girl two weeks ago and it seems like I'm in Heaven, IV never felt like this before , it's like I'm in the Garden of Eden, everything is so Perfect.!!! I just came back from a date with her in Banana Island and we went to Excelsiorre Restaurant where they only take Dollars. It was so Magical... The people at Excelsiorre were wonderful. My Babe is from Heaven !!!!. She is so Polite, Intelligent and Beautiful... It's like the whole of her just glows. I wanted to get her the new iPhone 13 but I did not have enough on me. I felt so bad my money finished at the Excelsiorre.... I was ashamed of myself.. I was embarrassed. I need to make up for the F-up Men ! You should see my babe she is 6ft tall and Totally Beautiful. From what I can see her measurements should be around 50 -28 - 54 inches. I'm so Excited !!!! God I thank You !!! To Make up for my F - up of not having enough money to get her an iPhone 13 today I am going to buy her an iPhone 13 and a Samsung Galaxy 21 tomorrow

Babe Ko Babe Ni..... Na joke Be This ... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! iPhone 13 Ko, iPhone 14 Ni. Nothing for any babe.... I will buy her China phone at Computer Village Ikeja, Lagos . " NON TESTED , NON TESTED , NON TESTED, N1,500 GET YOUR NON TESTED PHONE HERE " Ha ha ha ha. All you men who are spending money on your babe and not buying your mother and sisters presents for all the times they covered your shame need to have your head checked or go to a Church to be released from the Spirit of Jezebel. Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!

Amazing Cristiano Ronaldo is the Best thing to happen to Manchester United since Cristiano Ronaldo. It feels like 2008 again. Time Travel is Real.

Demigod22:
Thanks for this comment. I took it and digested it. You spoke from a logical point of view, and that's how life should be seen. You got good brains too.

Thanks For the Nice Words Demigod. Your a kind person una cruel and wicked World. I wish you great luck with the Chick you are eyeing. Always remember you come before any woman so take care of yourself and protect yourself.

It's very Simple. Get a Job. Be very Ambitious. Save Your Money. Dress Well in Clothes You can Easily Afford .Be neat and Clean. Having A car is NOT NECESSARY. Buy an ITel Android Phone for N10,000 for Yourself. Always Focus about your job and Your Business And Watch So many Women start to pay you Attention.
Spend Little On Women and they will Love You for it. The Mistake 99 percent of men make is trying to convince women they are the " Man ". That's why so many men spend to " Win Women Over "..... That's the wrong way. Just be on your Grind and Work extremely hard and Women will know you are the Man. Let me explain. It's like how African men are always chasing Women with Big Yansh or Ass, they see the Yansh and start to chase. Small Yansh girls are not chased like how Big Yansh Girls are Chased. If You're A Man just BE THE MAN AND WATCH WOMEN START SMILING AT YOU. Do not Buy a Woman's Loyalty, just be the Man and she will Give you her loyalty or what she calls Loyalty.

Demigod22:
LoL, relationship is always sweet at the beginning. There's this girl I really want to be straight with. She seems different, but you can't trust girls, at first, they always seem to be different. But sincerely, I want to genuinely love her. It's been awhile I love because of this heartbreak thing, I have always been single and cruising with girls anyhow. And now I want to know how it feels to love someone. I have buy spare heart because I know Nigerian girls handwork.

Thank You for your comment. My advice is Love God and Love Yourself. " The Heart of Man ( woman ) is desperately Wicked who can know it ? " . You don't need to buy her much to love her you just need to wish her the best. Never allow Gifts and presents plus money to be the Proof you love a Woman. The only time you give a woman gifts and presents are those she HAS WORKED FOR IN THE RELATIONSHIP. She must be Humble, Trustworthy and have your Back 90 percent of the time before you even buy her a satchet of pure water. Love is for advanced minds and only 20 percent of humans both male and female have the capacity to love meaning 80 percent are clueless and will end up HURTING EACH OTHER.

This is it for all men. Start every relationship with a woman being a nice guy. If you feel you are being " used" " disrespected " Shift gear to Bad Guy. I'm not saying you should beat her up, slap her or abuse her, I'm just saying become a Player. Don't Go out of your way to be nice. Tell her you want to take her out on a date and take her to MAMA PUT with the intent to buy her a meal of N500. Rice N100, Bean N100, 2 Ponmo at N50 each. And N200 dodo. As she is treating you like Bad Girl doing all manner of " Stunts " to show you she is a BAHD girl you too should start Stunting. When the relationship Crumbles I promise you you will feel like a King.

Thanks for laughing.

Is He Still Special ?

xpressionx:
what is the use then?

It is not a Smartphone, it's a mobile device for storing the most important things in your life on. It cannot get a virus and it is indestructible. You can throw it from an overhead bridge to the concrete ground blow and it will still function. If you want a Smartphone I suggest iPhone 13 or Samsung Galaxy S21 if you like Tecno try out the Tecno camon 17 or 18.

The Oloko Total Domination Hero AZ is the Worlds Most Advanced And Secure Mobile Device. The Operating System is the Oloko Operating System. This Mobile Device Costs $2 million. It is The Most Powerful Mobile Device Ever Created.
It does not have internet capabilities that's why it is Extremely Secure. It cannot be Hacked.
It does not use Sim Cards meaning No Government on Earth can Spy on You. There is No Bluetooth. Screen capture is the only way to transfer information. It does not have Cameras.
The Oloko Total Domination Hero AZ is for Global Dominationists.
It is the Best Mobile Device of 2021 and 2021.

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT GIBBERISH NONSENSE!!!!

men must love women
women must love men
man AND woman must love children

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Love is The Most Important Bond Between 2 Entities. It's Either Love or Hate, there is rarely a middle Ground. Some men say men should not love Women, should those men tell Women Not to Love Children ? The Problem Alot of Men have is not fully understanding what is Love. There are 3 types of Love , 1. God's Love 2. Self Love 3. People Love.
God's Love is the highest form of Love. God's Love is God's Eternal and Operative Love to Mankind and God's Written Love.
God's Eternal Love is God is love and God's Operational Love is God Acts out of Love. God's Written Love is The Bible a Book Written by close to 45 Different People who lived Centuries apart of each other.
By Reading the Bible One gets a Better understanding of Love and Love's Place in Relationships.
Men are to Love Women but to Love themselves also. Far to often Men are influenced by external forces such as culture or television and because of this have poor relationships with Women.
The African Culture is not a Romantic One and Men who are too traditional have a high tendency to put their wives down and beat them physically, On the Other hand is the Western Form of Love that tends to turn men into Wimps, footstools and Doormats of Women.
Real Love is Reciprocal, it is give and take, like Breathing it's " In and Out ".
No Woman gives all her money to her Child so No man should Give all his money to a Woman. No Mother trusts her children 100% percent she knows they will steal money from her bag but she still loves them. Men should look at how Women love their Children and learn from that. Once You think Women are inferior to men it becomes IMPOSSIBLE to be in a meaningful relationship with a Woman. Women don't think their children are inferior to them some even consider their children to be their back bones.
Children are totally Wonderful, full of Life and Happiness. So also are Women full of Life and Happiness. No body is perfect so looking for the perfect woman will leave you single.
Looking for someone whose company you enjoy is the way forward.

Messi should not have gone to PSG , he should have retired or gone to play in America Major League. I have been saying for close to 10 years that he can only play in Barcelona. Omo I played football so I know some players can only do well in one setting and struggle in others. Messi go Struggle Wella .

ojaysam25:
ronaldo first 3 matches for juventus ended with a man of the match award and an assit, he score twice in his fourth game in a 2-1 win over sassuolo and never look back from there winning the serie A best player. let see if messi can follow similar part in his fourth game for psg. tho is only contribution in his first 3 game at psg is a yellow card, no man of the match award or even assit his fans are so quick to remind us of when he fail to score.

If Messi score 10 goals this season he should thank God. Only God can help him

Who is the Biggest Yahoo Girl in Nigeria ? Women also do Yahoo. So many girls in Nigeria use Yahoo to send emails so they are using Yahoo. It wouldn't be surprising is Women are contacting their Nigerian boyfriend's abroad and cooking all manner of tails to get the guy to send Western Union to Nigeria.Me too I use Yahoo to send emails but it's all 100% legitimate business. I contact phone companies with business strategies for their companies and phone designs. I used to use Gmail but the day I saw a sign on my screen that said my sent " Email was on a Queue " was when I quit. Is my Sent Email queueing to enter a bus to computer village ? It means someone will read it before it is sent. That's the Problem when you contact owners of internet sites they think they can control you. Take my advice and only send emails to Chinese Tech companies and make sure you use American E mail boxes.

DareyFortified:
You seriously don't need to reply him, Messi has only played 2games without scoring, I can remember Ronaldo play over 4games before finding a goal in Juventus.

Funny enough, when he start scoring plenty goals now they will say is because he is in a famers league.

I hate to do this but Messi is going to FLOP. He should have moved like 7 years ago to adapt to the concept of movement. I predicted Ronaldo Will score 50 goals in the league before he even played a single game. That's because he has gone back to familiar terrain. Had Manchester United built a new stadium then Ronaldo will need to adjust. But it's the same old Trafford do he is back in his palour. The only thing that can stop Ronaldo is injury. Messi should have gone to Manchester City to be closer to Guardiola. Then he and Guardiola would have created Barcelona in Man City. Believe me when I tell you who youre with is as important as who you are.

I have always said Messi is Simply Barcelona's Best Player Ever and nothing more. I played football myself. I was a gGod in my class, a good player in my set and just average at home when I played with older boys. Ronaldo is Trained to perform everywhere. Ronaldo is not built on talent but awareness. His game is built on himself meaning he has to be the best he can be to survive It's more mental than physical. Messi's game is Built Skill and Barcelona. No Barcelona No Messi. Messi reminds me of myself in my class in school. I was BAHD ! When you are playing against Ajebutters who do not play at home how would I not be bad.

KillIgbohoN0W:
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Why not proceed to Bleep him na.
Gayboy

People who are under a rock always try to drag people to join them under a rock. Come to the light and get a life. No wonder no one wants to talk to you let alone be in a relationship with you. Those girls can see you are a lifeless carcass. Broke and wanting to " Chop ". Not even enough money to even visit Xvideos. Sad.