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igeh!!!
dey take style show off

e don doo... flat heads

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nairalanddss:
If you had an argument with your wife the night before, chances are you would have forgotten it by the time your head hits the pillow. But not your wife. You might think you won the argument, but she will be getting ready to wage war. Men are rational creatures, using logic to solve all their problems, but there is no place for logic when you are dealing with an angry woman. And pretending to be invisible will only fuel her rage further. She is like a ticking bomb, waiting to blow up.Here are some tips to cool an angry wife.

ways To Cool An Angry Wife are:

1.Listen Closely:You might think you are arguing about something trivial like coming home late , but the argument might be about something entirely different. She might be fighting with you for something you did weeks, months or even years ago. And if you try to brush it off as insignificant, you will be in for trouble. So try to understand what the argument is really about and act accordingly.

2.Admit you were Wrong:Most important way to cool and impress an angry wife is to admit that you were wrong. It is irrelevant whether or not you believe you were wrong. And make sure it is not done in a condescending manner. That will just make things worse. As long as you convince her that you were wrong in your ways, and agree with her, you are safe. Until the next argument.

3.The Right Response:Sometimes women argue just for the sake of it. Make sure her anger does not ignite yours. Refrain from turning the issue into a debate or ridiculing her argument. If you leave in the middle of the argument, shut her out or pretend everything is fine, that will aggravate her anger even more. But if you buy her flowers, take her out or plan a fancy vacation, she will be like putty in your hands. The right response can leave spitting like a wildcat or her purring like a kitten.

4.No Logic:Refrain from using logic to win the argument with your angry wife. She will not buy it. And if you call attention to how illogical her arguments are, you will definitely end up sleeping on the couch. Instead of using logic, try to justify your actions by saying they were motivated by your love for her. She will cool down in no time and you will get extra brownie points.

These are the ways to cool an angry wife.

http://www.jeloser.info/2016/11/cool-ways-to-cool-angry-wife.html

give her cucumber

drsugar:
Started like play like play a year ago.
From the hustle to register online and get mobilised to the anxiety when we were about to print out call up letter.

Finally we were posted to a state. Packed our luggages and left for the other man's land.

There we were in camp. Made new friends and some even met love.

The early morning drills, time to collect food, SAED, carnival, attending to patients for those of us in camp clinic, inter platoon games, carnival, and so on. Then the bonfire night a day to leave camp when a lot of things and things happened (*laughs)

Arriving at our various villages and some in towns was another story entirely. Various challenges and blessings, sweet times and some not so sweet times throughout the year. A lot of stories to be told if you ask.

Finally and All in all, we thank God that we are still alive to witness today.

Wishing all NYSC 2015 BATCH B STREAM 2 a happy passing-out and collection of certificates today. The future starts from the moment you collect the certificate today. All the best in our lives ahead.

Dr.O.B. John -Enugu coal Corner Signing out.

Congrats!!


Now your struggle continues....

Nonsense... see her legs self :-/

Fagbarale ko se Norma

Alkali Mohammed posted on Bida Forum's facebook page:


CONCERNED OLD BOYS OF GOVERNMENT TECHNICAL COLLEGE, EYAGI, BIDA
CLASS OF 1991, ZONE A
Dear Distinguished Education Stake Holders and General Public of Zone “A” (Niger State South),

This is to bring to your notice, the unfolding corrupt practices (and hence why our children may not gain the required knowledge after graduation) currently happening at Government Technical College Eyagi Bida under the headship of MR YAHAYA HABILA. We are concerned about the incessant complain by our wards, brothers and children about insufficient meal (i.e food items), lack of teaching materials and equipment which is affecting the quality of teaching and learning of both students and teachers. Thus young teachers’ skills, experience and knowledge are dying by the day. However, if this trend is allowed to persist and unchecked, it will be inevitable that Nigerian children who have secured admission into Government Technical College Eyagi, Bida recently, particular since the beginning of the tenure of the current corrupt and Hunger Stricken Principal. However, we are confident that this administration has zero tolerance for corruption, but yet there is a field day silently going on at Government Technical College, Eyagi under the unable leadership of MR. YAHAYA HABILA. Thus, so far so bad at Government Technical College Eyagi, Bida. Below will throw you into a state what Hon. Patrick Obiagbon used to refer to Mega Omoga:

CURUPTION PROFILE OF MALLAM YAHAYA HABILA TO DATE
He unroofed Metal workshop and transferred the roofing sheet to Mami Barracks, Bida and used it to roof his girlfriend shop in 2011/2012 academic session thereby making it difficult use the workshop for practical.

In the year 2012, he removed all the conduit cables in the workshop to stop the effectiveness of the machineries in the workshops in the year 2015, he fraudulently lifted to unknown destination, a machine known as combination of plane and cycler saw from furniture Making department (some say he has a function saw mill in Minna)
In 2011, he removed lathe machine from motor vehicle mechanic department.
Machines were stored in a safety room by the former principal, Alhaji Hassan Somaji, but to the dismay of many such machines were moved to Kitchen with the instruction of MALLAM YAHAYA HABILA. However, the machines later grew wings and disappeared to tin air in the year 2016
From the assumption of office to date food items meant for the students feeding have been finding their ways to night market making it difficult for the students have a very good meal in the right quantity.
Catering and craft practice department have suffered a devastating blow as the following major practical machines were lifted out of the school to unknown destination:
Sawing Machine
Design Machine
Deep Freezer
Refrigerator
Washing Machine etc.

Recently, the only projector available for use in the computer department for practical purposes was taken away to unknown destination by the principal. What a mess.
The school have over One Hundred (100) Staff and only Sixty (60) are seen to be carrying out their primary responsibilities. Unfortunately, some of these teachers that are visible and doing their work are being transferred. While some senior class students were used to teach the junior students.

SAVE THIS ESTEEMED INSTITUTION FROM PENDING EXTINCTION AS IT IS THE ONLY TECHNICAL COLLEGE IN ZONE “A” AND THE HISTORY SITE OF FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC, BIDA


Cc: HRH Etsu Nupe, Chairman Bida Local Government Council, Chairman Bida Forum, Principal GTCE, General Public of Zone “A”

agabusta:
This is a welcome development. It's just sad that Nigerians are not ready for the 'seeding' period on any issue. They just want to have it available and cheap at every instant without making the necessary sacrifices needed for such.

The foreign rice that we have gotten accustomed to, they also paid the rice initially for investment.

They have now turned us into a 'consumer' nation for their products and in the process causing upheavals in our forex system.

We can produce enough rice for the country to eat here in Nigeria and as such reduce the forex spent on rice importation.

If the PMB govt succeeds in actual sense in reducing the importation of petroleum products, wheat, flour and rice by 2018, the naira will definitely be stronger and they would have done very well.

Fellow Nigerians hungry for cheap rice, kindly exercise patience. This is a critical time in our nation building, and we must persevere to grow the local industry.

Serious rice revolution is happening in Agriculture from Anambra to Kebbi to Ebonyi to Niger, we must not throw in the towel at this time.

China that achieved self-sustenance in everything, didn't achieve it cheaply. There was a cost to it. China has a thriving local production for everything. They even have their own version of Google. We must as much as possible reduce our crave for foreign products and services if we want to indeed assert ourselves as an independent nation.

Yes, Nigerians are more than doing these only stuffs... MMM :-/

THEM NO WAN WORK AGAIN



Just qoute me if he pain you!!

for this recession??

Na that useless GLO them suppose sue..
really annoying

oK, leT all credit go to Romtricks for there wonderful Job. I am going to recommend a New C- rom in here for Techno P5s only (you can stay out if you ain't ready to buy one). This ROM is cool. yeah, you know what COOL means? OREL is a stock based ROM with lot of inbult features, I can bet that this ROM will forever remain on your phone.

About ROM

Device: Techno P5
Android: 4.2.2
Portable for Other MT6572 4.2 JB users

Rom Features:

Official Stock based
Full Odex Rom
Black UI
Video Calling
3G Switching Option
Theme Switching Option (yeah! gathered themes)
Colored Settings Icons
Gapps Added
Pure Camera
Frees more ram (1gb swap)
Battery management
Dolby Digital
Smooth and Nice Performance
Bug less and Stable Rom
Chai! Discover more your self

Download OREL for Techno P5 via;

http://rahmonyz..com.ng/2016/03/rom-orel-v5-stock-base-for-techno-p5.html

daphid25:
Anytime wey you wan sell, bell me ASAP

Alright Sir

Xhaka:
Amd we wey never get money to buy P5 nko.. Do somelike like this for çamon jooh

Let's have some Infos of your phone
Android Version? Chip set?

daphid25:
You wan sell your P5

Not at all.

bobo65:
lol
lollipop on a phone with 512 ram?
the hanging go dey super madt


nice work tho

Lols. E nor dey hang. boot manager, greenify and ramexpander worked it. give thebrom a try

daphid25:
Oya show off na because you dey use P5

You no well

Not only P5.. Am using almost MediaTek phones. As a sure developer

Mediamod, Orange ROM, Android M for Techno P5 is an aftermarket ROM For MT6572 JellyBean based on Android M and Orange UI. Overall an awesome ROM with many major UI improvements compared to previous builds. Also it is portable to any MT6572 - 4.2.2 running Jeallybean.

Rom Info :

Rom name : MediaMod

Rom version : 5.0

Rom OS version : 6.0 (Marshmallow)

Rom Develover : Wahyu hidayat

Base rom : Techno P5

Android Chipset : Mt6572

Android portable = True

FeaTures

New UI animations

New Timmed Expanded & Timmed recents

New Bootanimatiom Marshmallow

New feature" xposed,lcd changer, rebooter, terminal, etc

Fixed Problem photo & Phone

New dialog Like material dialog

Fixing Layout settings style

Removing tweak ( can add custom tweak )

Android M UI

And much more........

Download via: http://rahmonyz..com.ng/2016/02/media-mod-android-v60-marshmallow-rom.html

Hi all, today I’m gonna explain how to install MediaTek VCOM Drivers which I believe everyone know his/her reason for having to install the drivers. Basically, it’s a registry trick that takes a little techniques since in this tutorial we are gonna learn how to manually install VCOM. You may have to do this if your phone get bricked and hold a hard one that when you plug your phone to A PCs it won’t detect even if detected your phone, it’d rather attempt installing it drivers but unfortunately, you watch it woefully failed.

I believe you have your reason for installing VCOM drivers and also it is obvious that you are having a bricked phone, that’s why you found you self-viewing this page. Thank your ancestor, you may now Install VCOM drivers and have a sigh of relief. No more botheration about a common problem which yourself and your device found yourself in. WHEN you flashed a wrongly ported ROM or you just flashed a wrong
Chipset which is contrary to your devices, yet you aren’t sure of the ROM then you should get ready for a flash

REQUIREMENTS FOR THE INSTALLATION

A Pc (windows 7 or
An MTK phone
VCOM DRIVERS [url]href="https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B-lL0kn0Gi-SQjhZRnEyNUhCd0E/edit[/url])
….And a working brain of course

Download VCOM Drivers from the above link and extract the file to your desktop. Make sure you download it properly. You must be a profession in the game and or if you want me to give guides on how to extract it won’t be that difficult. I am running on Win7 here, but you should be able to follow these steps on win8 as well (that’s if you are an expert in the game). So from desk top click on start button and move the course to the search bar saying “search programs and files” then type in device manager. Win8, I believe you can locate you Pcs search bar. It’s somewhere at the right screen side. Take the course to the other end and a searching icon should slide out.


After typing in “device manager” windows would give you some
list of result based on the keywords, there just select “device manage”. Click
on it.

From the displayed window, you should have s list of Devices running with you system, click/highlight any of the items there and move the cursor to the “Action” link from the menu bar. From the options, select “add legacy hardware.

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Now, you should have a new window on you screen that raises; “Welcome to the Hardware Wizard! If your hardware came with an installation of blah blAH, who cares to read that? Click on Next!

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Then, a new window will appear asking you what you want the wizard to do, well, from the options there tick on “Install the driver I manually select from a disk (advance)” and of course click on Next! Yes, the new window says; from the list below select the type of hardware you are installing. Highlight the “Show all device” then Next.

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On the new window, select the device driver you want to install for this hardware. You are gonna browse the path now, I mean the file you
extracted earlier. Now click on “Have Disk” from the window. Click on browse from the dialogue that pops up.

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You extracted the VCOM Drivers folder to you desktop, browse it and open the folder, there should be a folder in side, Open it, then open “USB VCOM Drivers” from the three folders. Now, it is left to you to decide the set of OS you are using, open the appropriate one select either “usb2ser_Win7.inf” (for 64 bit) or “usb2ser_Win764” for 86bit and click on ok.</div>

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From the model, click on Mediek Preloader USB VCOM Port and kindly click next. Ignore driver not digitally signed caution. Next, next, and finally, wait for the installation to complete. A window will come up saying the software for the device is then installed and may not work. This might get you bothered but don’t worry. It will work fine. Ignore the (Code 10) blah and click finish.

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Noticing Mediatek Preloader USB VCOM Port (COMXX) is indicating the installed drivers. You can now flash whatever as the PC is now able t detect your device.

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http://techgyuz..com.ng/2015/12/mtk-how-to-mannually-install-mediatek.html