maasoap:


Lol. You will sharply japa with that 18m just 6 weeks after the wedding.

Dumb people don't think deeper than they should...

Anazp:
guess the oba doesnt marry broke women

Depends on your definition for being broke.

Reading

20m for wedding only?

Please dear, marry me with 2m,

Give me the rest 18m,

You'd forever appreciate the future I'd build us.

Build your future here: https://www.nairaland.com/6705451/

A very funny headline...

14 year old raping women...

This should be said in reverse,

A 14 year old used to entertain kidnapped women I guess...


The link below is a must see for every programers and general public. https://www.nairaland.com/6705451

To an extent, The El chapo of a guy did almost nothing wrong, she only fell to someone who specializes in feeding on students greed...

And basically, greed is a global sickness.

The link below tutors you to do it yourself:
https://www.nairaland.com/6705451

lasisi69:
Yahoo boy

No ma'am, I use gMAIL more

I JUST FELT LIKE POSTING A SAMPLE OF JOB APPLICATION LETTER TO GUIDE OUR JOB SEEKERS IN THIS 2022...





Dear sir/ma

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF SENIOR ACCOUNTANT

I read with extreme interest your advertisement in The TECHNANA Newspaper of Dec 30th 2021 for the post of Senior Accountant. I graduated from XYZ University with a degree in Accounting (2nd Class Honours, Upper Division). In addition I have a Masters degree in finance, proffessional qualification (ACA), and many years of cognate experience.

I understand that this post requires a candidate with a strong analytical mind, a self starter who must be able to work with little supervision. I possess these attributes and they have served me well in the past - ensuring my rapid promotion by my previous employers.

I would appreciate an opportunity to interview with you and demonstrate to you first hand that i am an excellent fit for this position. You may contact me at the above address or through my telephone number 090556***4. I have also attached my resume for your perusal. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Yours faithfully,
Nana Acheampong
ATT'D
CV



#BeYourOwnGinger
#N1Bin365DaysGoal

SIRG120:
like seriously?.... I can't believe this is coming from a learned Person.... You really need to get in touch with reality as well as your environment......it's on record that one out of 10 women is an Alpha female.... You Probably might have seen or met them around you... All you need is to look deep...... When an Alpha female walks into a Place she owns the room.... They're very Confident and fearless. Very strong minded and Powerful... Alpha females are one of the most independent women you will ever meet... They believe in themselves and hardly give up on their Dreams and pursiuts..... They know what they want and are usually emotionally intelligent.... They have this intimidating nature that can be so challenging to men,, They're very
Hardworking and highlyCompetitive... They always want to find themselves in Leadership Positions......They even do better than most men when they're given responsibility to handle....... Let me tell you something you don't know, Alpha females can be very loyal in relationships... When they're with you they're with you.... They know what they want and mostly go for men they consider responsible and serious with life..... Their only Problem is that when they say
"No "nothing can ever change that.... The best thing when dating them is to never cheat on them or make them loose their trust on you............ Alpha females don't have low self esteem which regular women are commonly known for....... An Alpha females has the body of a woman and the mind of a man...... They're not Feminine Females.......Alpha females are not attention seekers like regular women... They find a deep sense of comfort in their space... Alpha females mostly keep male friends.... They rarely have conversations with their fellow women as their covos are usually intriguing And mentally challenging just like men........Alpha females are mostly compatible with Beta/ Sigma males in relationships.... I can go on and on but let me stop here.........

I don't know why you stopped where you stopped,

But I know I couldn't help but wonder why you described me this much?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram SO so sorry ma



2much WEED no let me de READ long POST


but if u SEE d pesin and u need no NACK d pesin WOTOWOTO



call da BOOGY MAN



WTF MAN

I appreciate your offer Boogyman557, but I'm ah ex-naval cadet, I believe I have enough hands to take care of things if need be.

adecz:


Sori...


But she should have raised alarm
and people would have chased the
keke nah..

Keke can speed & maneuver in
traffic like okada.❌

She did, but after she recovered from the shock of seeing a real gun at close call for the first time...

The armed guys were perfect in their planning and timing I think ...

I just got This from a colleague,

Latest POS SCAM.

PLEASE READ AND WARN YOUR SALES REP.

It happened around 2nd week of December this past 2021, barely 2 weeks he started the POS business. He has a girl who stays there too.

This particular afternoon, a guy walked up to the POS Kiosk, and this followed.

Guy: Nne I want to make a transfer of ₦1500 so that you can give me cash.

Girl: Ok, but you will have to wait for the alert to come before I give you cash.

Guy: No problem. Who receives the alert?

Girl: My Ọga recieves it.

N/B. (For clarity sake, Ọga means your employer or your boss at work)

Guy: Ok, where's him?

Girl: He's not here, but I will call him on phone to confirm.

Guy: Ok.

After about 2 minutes, the guy told the girl to call his Oga so as to confirm the alert.

The girl called the Oga, the Oga said he hasn't seen it. She cut the call.

After about 5 minutes again, she repeated the call and Oga said he hasn't seen it.

After about 5 minutes again for the 3rd time, Oga said he hasn't seen it.

The fourth time, Oga said he hasn't seen it and this time, the guy requested to speak with the Oga so as to hear from him.

The girl gave the guy her phone to speak with the Oga, the guy said he isn't hearing him so well, let him take the phone number and call him with his own phone.

This guy as fast as possible, with the girl's phone blacklisted the Oga, blocked him, typed his own phone number and saved it with the same name the girl saved his Oga with.

After doing this, he gave back the phone to the girl and the girl innocently took her phone and kept.

He waited for few minutes and then sent the girl the following message and the message came with the girl's Oga's name, not knowing the number has been changed.

"I have seen the alert, give him the ₦1500. Transfer ₦130,000 to this account 00*******00 and then transfer ₦40,000 to this account 00******00"

This naive and innocent girl "unsmartly" gave the guy his ₦1500 and then transferred ₦170,000 to the two accounts and that was it.

The guy left.

All these while, the Oga was calling her to know what she later did with the guy, but her line wasn't passing through because she blocked the Oga.

Later in the evening Oga came around to see her but unfortunately water don pass garri already.

That was how a business of not upto 2 weeks was hit.

The neighbours around said they saw the guy and he spent almost an hour there and no one knows what was happening.

I think that's the smartest way of all these fraudsters I've heard so far.

Meanwhile before this time, I have already warned my girl, never will her entertain any message with my name without hearing my voice and she has been doing that.

POS owners please these guys are really out and mean for business. Good morning everyone do ave a stress-free weekend

degamonn:
I actually learnt from this because I am considering venturing into this business soon.

I'm thankful you did learn from this...

kayuseful:
Sorry for the incidence op

You mentioned security loopholes and how to cover them in this business. But you haven't mentioned the exact one that led to your robbery.

What can prospective merchants do to secure their business
I know of course nobody will mention hiring a policeman o. Cost effective and workable solutions

1. My shop has no burglary protection, if there was a burglary protective measure, the armed man would not ve' had access to her directly...

I was robbed today!

A few hundred thousand.

Some months ago, I asked on this forum How I could invest some money offline...

And I ended up picking a point-of-sale business including it with an electrical shop...

I rented the shop and started the point-of-sale business, while I carried on the electrical part of its slowly as I learn...

I got a girl, who has been working with me for some months now to stay at the shop, for few months now all the going was good although a few challenges...

But the unexpected happened today,

She called me after coming back from the bank ( for withdraws ) this morning, while talking to me on phone a customer came in and I told her to hang up and settle the customer before she calls again...

Only to call me after about 10 minutes time crying and told me she has been robbed at gunpoint...

She had a waist bag on containing all the money she went to withdraw, and it was forcefully collected from her...

My shop is just by the side of a major road and this guy's came fully prepared with a Keke Napep, he jumped in and immediately they zoomed off.

I called fellowship owners and they confirmed the incident to be true...

When I came to the shop I only stood looking at the shop, and I discovered the security loopholes that needed to be fixed.

From this experience I learnt a few lessons and would share so other point-of-sale business owners can learn:

In running a pos centre make sure:

1. Your shop has burglary protectors ( If possible ), and you or your sales rep always lock after getting in.

2. When carrying out a transaction make sure you never give a customer the POS machine to input their pin, hold your machine in a way the customer can input their pin without letting go of the PoS machine.

3. Always review transactions before and after inputting you Admin password ( Admins would understand this more.

A customer who knows how to operate the machine manoeuver the figures and end up with account shortage.

4. Never let any customer make you hurry, any customer who wants you to perform a transaction in a hurry it's not worth it...

5. Endeavor to, if possible, count every cash individually, most fraudulent costumers slip in counterfeit notes.

6. Carefulness can never be over rated.


Share your experiences

Please if this is front page worthy, kindly tag admins to do so..

So others can learn a thing or two.

_Nana

Never Despise little beginings they say"

Mother's and mother ( soon ) to be like myself should learn from this ...

In one way or the other at a point or two you would leave your child for someone who volunteers to take temporal care of the child, but you must be vigilant to avoid stories that touches...

Well all in all we don't pray this happens to any of us or anyone we know...


Muna addu'ar Allah ya kiyaye

Don't associate God with Nigerian politics!

Remag666:

What you've forgotten.
Me I can never forget the money you sent me.....I was totally flat then it was a lifesaver I'll always be grateful sis it's you who first made me smile on this forum
Happy new year more winnings for you this year

Oh, I'm thankful for the kind words, I wish ya a smile filled 2022...

Happy new year.

AYNL:
Pumpumking(nairaland clown of the year,that "no offeince" phrase alone na vibe)


technana


they're too many walahi
not all of them make people laugh though

A happy new year to you

Now tell me, what did I do to be in that list?

Remag666:
Ha them plenty o but let me name a few
1 TechNana
2 Seun
3 Gamer999 I actually based my moniker on his own in reverse
4 Arnold1
5 Slawomiir
6 ChikeGreat
7 Princewarri1985
8 HellVictorinho3
9 Eagleonearth
10
To mention a few

Awwwwn...

I'm even number 1,

This is special,

I'm curious to know how I left a smile on your face...

What did I do??

Ocholu:


Honey pot my dear. Emphasis on the "Honey".
Not only is honey good for the body, it does a lot of amazing things to it.

I see, hence I say you guys are your own problems.

I choose to contain creative ideas/positivity instead of a mere honey, that could dry out anytime...

Well, person wey like lick honey no suppose to fear bees...

Bees should be expected,

And Op got his fair share of bee stings

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

Na person wey go hurry buy her phone now, go begin de shift her pants. Don't come and open another thread soliciting for help if you fail to do the needful.

PS: Avoid redpillers here; they're bitter because ladies always reject them.

What's inside here pant, Bitcoin

You guys are you on problem...