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In fact this task shuld be for only guys cos it wuld be very easy for a gal to finger,kiss and suck anoda(if thats all to it)

Sijo01: your head they there jor.
@op, till then!

It seems it is easier for a babe to fall for this kind of temptation than a guy.

Yes o,its just a one night thing.As for me,i wuldnt do it for all d money in d world.I can't live with the thoughts of being pound by a guy from behind.Gross...Goose bumps on my skin

I had this discussion with a couple of friends.We were asked if we could have sex with a guy for N1bn,alot of guys said they wuld.I wanna just get nairalanders opinion.Wuld u have sex with a fellow same sex ie as a guy wuld u have sex with a fellow guy for N1bn and as a girl wuld u have sex with a fellow girl for N1bn.Send down ur opinions

Claumy2: Ok. Now. But would that help to reduce or stop BH from bombing

Because we have BH menace doesnt mean we shuldnt advance in other areas of lives.

onatisi: blantant absolute nonsense ,stupidity of the first order you guys better watch ur backs and fly low unless u wont be flyining any more,even as we all know davido is damm stupid i guess the poster should have cautioned him
the whole story doesnt even make any tangible sense,

I guess the original post where a driver drops davido's gf in a hotel and got beaten 4 nothing makes more sense.Whatever believe what u want,it makes no difference

This is the true story of what happened.Its all a case of some leadcity university gals fighting.Any way they are these gals called Eyitemi Thorpe and Susan(dnt knw her surname yet) who use to be friends,Eyitemi is dating Davido's cousin and introduced Susan to Davido,Davido eventually dumped the Susan of a gal(cos she is too toutish) and starts dating Ghanian babe.Eyitemi and susan stopped being friends,Eyitemi stopped picking susan's call(probably she wanted to get bk with Davido thru Eyitemi).Eyitemi was throwing a birthday party in the hotel when Susan came with touts and some girls including a gal called Seki to crash her bday beating Eyitemi to stupor.Seki siezed Eyitemi's phone,Coincidentally Eyitemi's bf was on his way to d bday with davido so he decided to call his babe only 4 Seki to pick d call and start cursing with loads of noise at the background.Davido and his cousin got to d hotel with their body guard and fought the touts.DonT KNW WHAT THE CAB DRIVER CAME INTO THE HOTEL TO DO BUT HE WAS MISTAKEN AS ONE OF THE TOUTS AND HE WAS JOINED INTO THE BEATINGS,DAVIDO SIEZED HIS CAR KEYS thinkin he was part of d whole plot.That is the real story.Davido is a spoilt boy but b4 we crucify him its good we knw d real truth.Now we r free to cast the stone on him.I am out

Dangote is a very smart man,(he thinks like sherlock holmes in business)he knows and anticipated Nigerian graduate's reaction to the advert.Smart logical graduate should decipher that job advert and rethink,the problem is that the youths are the problem of Nigeria,we r to bleeping shallow.The advert says truck driver,minimum age 25yrs and no driving experience needed .Lets use our head,how possible is it to become a professional truck driver in few months,they are other jobs that engulf truck driving apart from being the driver(but a knowledge of driving wuld be neccessary in case of eventualities).This job advert is a first test for applicants,a test of humility.Every employer wuld prefer a humble employee to a proud one.We shuld applaud dangote 4 his business wisdom in employing humble workers(now i have let d cat out),pls u guys shuldnt apply 4 job,let pple that are humble apply it wuld reduce competition 4 d 2000 jobs available

Idowuogbo: Lmfaoooo!!! U magaFied d puntash!

Greed jam greedy I guess

my broda wetin man go do nw.Babe no wan hear saw u no get money,but guy man need to follow Bleep cream punana.So na make believe I dey give them,then i step

Well i met a gal on facebk 4yrs ago,we chatted a couple of times.I finally met her this year,went to her house that same day and i had the best (unplanned)sex ever with her on the 1st day,when she found out i wasnt rich(cos i was giving her financial film tricks) d sex stopped,me self find my level.I enjoyed it while it last

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joeydozzy: what you see is what you get

how do u relate ur comment to my post?

joeydozzy: WYSIWYG

meaning?

I am 5ft7 and the tallest girl i have ever dated was 5ft9.Not that i wuldnt or can't date a girl far taller than I am without her heels(probably 6ft),its just that I don't usually bother approaching them because i feel very tall girls feel uncomfortable dating very short guys(except the guy is very rich,its just my opinion ooo,abeg).Anyway i just want to know wuld u has a guy date a gal that is about 5 inches taller than u and be comfortable with it,and 4 d gals wuld u date a guy far shorter than u are?

t.b.o.y:
Iv downloaded it but the problem is that i tried to change my pin several time but it was giving me verification failed and now its saying pin change exceeded. Pls what can i do to rectify this problem

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complete, agree to the terms
and conditions by ticking the
box I agree, the setup page appears.Try it again

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Joe50: whon't dey ask me to enter my ATM details or my bank account details on d java software?
I need an answer!

No you wouldn't be asked,you are only asked to put in your phone number,default pin,memorable password and network provider.

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Dencumzy1: It is not really mtn that pay there is a Lagos based company called vas2net that you can contact they will arrange every thing for you( so I think am not promoting any one)

Have u been inthe biz?Give me details

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@ derecruz
Have you ever been in the biz?

Does anybody in the house know a think about the short code biz.I heard that payment by mobile operators are about 90days after, also heard that sometimes or most times the payments are usually delayed for up to 6 months especially from MTN, Please can anyone with experience discuss about this

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