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Please house, I also need help. I can teach Economics/Agric sc./Business studies. My degree is in Agric (Agric Economic). Thanks

*yawns* dry joke

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Try EZENWATA (God bless Ezenwata).

Am we.ird but not MC or the one y'all call Al Yankovic/i play with words better than I do with suwe/call me the Naija Lupe and am from the north where everything its on fiasco and a nigga still gotta live a life better than a stew with just Royco...wtf! n!ggaz dem bad but this bald nigga go hard dem b!tches want me to di.ck them yeah! dey freak it! but am well kitted for other things than to stick it! I can do better and I aint even Mayweather yet I spent high school doing punches! Am weird am da vinci with no pen no ink yet I make a perfect picture in a blink and mama said I was cur.sed with a gift of Magic no wand no spell am the new Merlin and my destiny is well written fairytale get jealous and these over.zealous n!ggaz hate me cos deir b.tches wanna date me and I just wanna ma.te them no strings attach I just put the thread through the needle, I should get paid for doing what I do am done paying dues for these dudes with no side and no street cred with eyes on me like fed but they fail to realise am so vul.ture I got a third eye even when I aint flying and whatever they selling I aint buying and am so clean omo got nothing on me and Jik's got nothing to do with my future and tells these Nepa they can hold the light I see better in darkness and I got more touch than Zakki and the Nas Rakim and Biggy in me make me laugh when I see everyone gone Nicki and Iggy, thought they were all ski.rts till I saw them taking a leak like me and that's the only time they got ba.lls//thought they were Celine Dion fans too with with the wall's song but they aint far though cos I bet I heard them singing not rap so they must be skales' prodigy with no integrity/cant blame them though cos money and fame are so easy if you switch it up like El dee, ice prince or da prince and I pay my respect to Jagz and Modo and the rest I dunno#winks. Goodnyt people!!!!!!!!

Y'all flow for rank I flow 4 the heart of it/ diss me or get me pissed/ my reply stays the same...am a man of peace!!! Netcees or textcees and mcee wanna-be am a virgin of the heat but am pregnant with words unborn and I can only use my samurai swords to knight the deserve but tonight am on reserve for what's coming/////////Dare me and fair me might hear you maybe even tear you but hear me cos Dear me have been lowkey tryin to surpress my Loki's and I avenge with no shield and call my warzone The field////////check it! I flow with eloquence call me the modern day Shakespeare of Rap-sphere/////i mail with no At@ and my fone got no number but words for the real to decypher and am the bat that fly better than most birds in the day so clear the way am here to stay and am unafraid...till I fade/// check dis!!! Lastweek I heard a ni**a scream the world is yours! The world is yours! Had to look him in the face and told him you are too weak to be scarface.lol #RapInPoeticExpression_RIPE

Dis 1s i can av as room mate

Ehm... Where is illbliss n Dagrin if d title of d topic is truely "...OF ALL TIME" (alive or dead)

Someone shud pls help me with the location of Kaduna state DSS command with the P.M.B tnx

Kept checkin as if say na my gf dey miss...pure heartbreak! It was lyk waitin 4 dat important call dat neva came.

@idsolar, tnx

Pls House, wats d inverter requirement for 32" Lcd/plasma tv, dvd, decoder, 2 fans and 3 energy saving bulbs? Tnx

I reserv ma coment as una no gree post pics of IAR/NAERLS/AGRIC-ENG/DAC.

If everyone care - nickelback,
Hero - nickelback,
No surprise - Daughtry,
Open up your eyes - daughtry,
Not afraid - sisqo,
Let me be me - Kendrick Lamar
Faith - Kendrick Lamar,
You may be right - Billy joel,
Down easter alexa - Billy joel,
Mastermind - Nas,
You are the man - Nas,
Life's a b*tch - nas,
If I rule the world - nas,
Daughters - Nas,
Get together - M.I,
Africa - M.I,
Contradiction - Mode9,
Lagos state of mind - Mode9,
Sativa - Jesse jagz
Sex and scotch - Jesse jagz,
Dive - Usher,
Somebody I used to know - gotye,
Tellin the world - taio cruz,
Best girl - Taio cruz,
Treadind water - chris brown,
Simply amazing - trey songz,
Numb - usher,
Wrap my words aroun you - daniel beddingfield,
Mirror - JT,
What goes around... - JT,
Fly away - B.O.B,
Nothing to lose - Knaan,
Crazy - Gnarls Berkley....
Dem jx too plenty

@ Op is free. U won't get d card imediately bt dey will gv u a slip containin ur iD numba wit d rest of d info dat d card shud carry...d slip is as gud as d card itsef. I did mine in spetember n I was told wen d card is redy I'll b contactd bt no news yet. Jx mk sure u av a means of identification wen goin 2 deir office, it cud b ur skul identity card or work or jx any means of identification. Uhmmmm d questn wey dem go ask u plenty sha bt easy 2 answer e.g address, occupation, mother name, mother surname (b4 marriage) dat kind tin. 1 more tin try n go very early in d mornin... I did mine in NIMC Alausa opposite Shopryt same location wit d Nscdc.

Ua all responsible 4 d sum of ur action taken...pathetic! Imagin o! Just because u all want 2 mk moni u jump witout careful analysis wich is lyk crossing a road witout lookin. Anyways sha psn no fit even tel wich of una dey talk tru.

Pls I want it too. Tnx. Lostvenue@yahoo.com

Pls how much is tecno Q1 now OR tecno D1

70k is enuf 4 business centre. In ma opinion doh, get a used bt workn strng desktop, printer (multifunctional with scanner n copier) or jx a normal printer dats fast doh. If ur room is close 2 skul u dnt nid a shop 4 a start n am sure u can also get a gud used generator (I pass ma neighbour) and u ar gud 2go. Just make sure ur charges ar below wat d regular business centre is charging. U wil av tym 2 read ur book n also mk moni. 2 advert ur business use wat u av 2 advert ur services ( type boldly on plain paper wt u can offer n paste it almst evrywia u can get a wall wit ur phone number).

I sold ma room in my final year while doin my project n den went squatin wit frnds...plus ma rent don dey xpire n stil charged tyms 2.

Lol Afta goin tru page 2...men nw gv requirements lyk jobs 4d kind of gal dey want with preference 2 age...God hep d ladies.

My favourite quote wil always b " wat sells is gud". e.g cry by mode9. I will always be a mode9 fan bt if he's seekin commercial attention he shud go 4 it rather dan blaming it on d general consumers.

He reminds me of vin diesel in the movie 'the chronicles of riddick'

Gladiator/Scent of a woman/Diamond Ring (naija)