₦airaland Forum

donkarly:
Pls what's the zeeworld channel about?

Bunch of annoying Indians fooling themselves all in d name of acting

Spidermon:
Next time, keep the condom out of sight and tear it with one hand behind your back while you finger her with your other hand till she is in cloud 9 and her eyes are closed.... then u wear your CD within 2 seconds and start firing that poosie instantly.

Nigga dis ur experience whoskie sha... U badttt....

MizTyna:
Why call your 'dis ting' Baba Ijebu tho? Nairaland and weird peoples dem!

Why call my Baba Ijebu 'dis thing' tho?
Nairaland and bizzy body peoples dem!

Wonderfully nice

tuffgongjo:
What's your sister's name$gimme her digits also.

I'll gv u ha email add instead, ainttellingushit@sorryfordat.com
Na joke o

Ariani:
op u try vry well

Wetin I for do?

Gurgle:
although it was hard for you im still glad she found a way out

U'r wicked o. Well we're both 2gda nw

NEROSKY:
Jeeeez!!! That useless station

Abeg help me tell am o... imagine

Op pls next time try n make ur write up coherent. Had to strain my brain to read n understand wat u typed.
Anyways, I dnt think u av a case here. U'r only working ur heart up unnecessarily. First off she told u she's got a guy dat she can't leave for u, which makes u a 'side nigga'.
Secondly, she probably likes ur kind of person for a fling n not a serious date. Lemme leave it here first...

Gay Alert
Na Amerika fit dis one

Na so igbo smoking dey start o...

Nice couple, wish them the very best. Op shey na tru nairaland dem meet?

Rhesusmonkey:
Once dated a real calabar gal...bro, I really gat 2 retire b4 my retirement age. The gal na real nymph! At a time I started making research on the effects of dog meat on ladies.

Hehehe... abeg ship d babe come meet me

prettytasha:
if you ask me ..who i go ask ? lol am just a messenger

These days dem dey shoot messenger sef o...
Anyways try n profer a solution to dis thread if not I'll create a counter thread

So what's the Smart move to make on a date?

Oyecute:
@OP, next time, use ur rod to sample d gate first as if u wan enter and rob it well on d padlock (cli..to..ris) ... She go loose control, na so u go tear d rubber dey fire dey go!

Bros me no fit jst attempt going low on any king geh o... I dey fear dat tin wey dey kill people

Apologies to ladies feeling uncomfortable with this thread.

[quote author=Drabeey post=35992364]guy you try sha ooi[/quo
Wetin I for do na?

CertifiedFreak:
Dude, females are such unpredictable creatures. I'm definitely sure most guys would have had this experience one time or the other albeit with different modifications. Anyways, lick your wounds and move on buh I'm so sure your nuts would shudder next time you cross her threshold.

On the contrary tho... Had a return match

Babygal4eva:
Watch zeeworld more I'm sure it will teach u how to be a better gentleman, the babe clearly didn't want to have sex and was looking for an excuse but u didn't mind her objections just concerned about your "baba ijebu" like no seriously who names their d.ick that

Actually I'm a gentleman. A gentleman to a fault, dnt need no t.v program to teach me hw to. And for if u must kw, baba ijebu is d perfect name for my d***. If only u nu wah dah means

After much skepticism about sharing my lil' story here, I decided to do it anyways. I hope she's doesn't see this tho....
Straight to the koko.
This happened 2months ago.
Got this girl liking me n showing me much greenlight, infact we were both feelin each other. Went to her house one afternoon while her roommate was away n one thing led to another, we got talking, cuddling, touching n all dat..., she kept saying d usual Stop, Stop but was reciprocating all I was doing. I got so hard that baba ijebu almost embarrassed me by trying to pop out of my trouser to show its black head without proper invitation. Anyways she kept saying 'No, No', dat it was too sudden, we should let things move gradually first before sex. She was complaining yet giving me privileges but refusing me entry to 'paradise', (guys una know how dem dey behave for dat aspect, and by dis time my blood don pass 550°, meanwhile my heart dey beat 'gim gim' like say Usain Bolt 'porshu' me). Na im I begin beg, promise, sweet-mouth. Beg, promise, sweet-mouth. I beg oooooo...remain small I for cry add sef, then she started allowing my finger do the 'do'; taking down her pant while she lay there like a 'beam' pretending as if she wasn't feeling it or as if she was regretting what was going on, (hmm...wetin konsign me, my own b say make i do d needful make my blood stabilize, afterall see me see paradise), then I reached out to remove 'bulletproof(condom)' from the 'pidgeon hole' of my Denim trouser, about to tear n wear,then all of a sudden.........................BOOM!
She jumped up n started quarrelling dat "oh, so u actually had d plan to come n have sex with me. How come u have condom in ur pocket? So thats how u go about it with other girls abi? How am I sure u'r not coming from another girls place where u just had sex? Bla bla bla" (na so i confuse, for my mind which kain wahala b dis na, dem swear for dis one ni abi dis geh na winsh?...). Anyways, I kept trying to convince her that it was jst a boy thing to have CDs all the time, that it was a normal thing for guys to have CD in their pockets or wallet n I thought she would be giving me kudos for my preventive habit, but dis babe no gree o, she continued nagging n complaining, still I was trying so hard to convince this girl all to no avail. I kept trying n trying to convince her (I jst dey think how I go take start d whole process over again after d suffer wey I suffer d first time), but the funniest part was that she would behave as if she was trying to reconsider but then she'll still go back to the condom issue. I swear I taya dat day. Sometimes I'll want to get angry at her but if I look at the pitiable state my baba ijebu was, I'll continue pressing. We kept going back n forth on the same issue till her roommate came back. Thirty minutes after i was still sitting on the bed with my legs crossed unable to go out of that room cos baba ijebu was still very much on alert n on serious attention.
Omo na so my visit to dat 'paradise' postpone till another day... Girls reasoning no be here o...
Thats my Adventure.
Gracias for reading.







Btw, anyone that knows my elder sis should please tell her to stop watching that stupid n annoying ZeeWorld channel in the sitting room whenever I'm around if not I'll break that TV from the wall one day

Diznie:
lol..nice one...but no.

Hehehe. Depends on d situation dat broke us up

rosy4u:
chaii see moneeey

abeg I still love my life .. I go jux waka pass

Make I hear say...
I trust myself na, I go don blow 90% of d moni b4 d juju go locate me

Op of what benefit is this thread? Any prize?

Wait o, did he come out of dat car?

Juliesexy:
Too much of everything, they say, is bad.

You do, you take a break, you live to do another day.

U my type of geh... take 5

Make I hear say I no carry am. Me...hmm...
If dem like make d babalawo stand with all Hom juju plus lion plus shekau plus... chai... Infact mk I close dis thread, una don mk me dey reason too mch

Bring ur girl to my house whenever konji visits ...

Boxer007:
Boo boo, One night stand fuking a man in the ass outside a night club behind parked lorry is the best feeling ever. I love fuking men

Bia... did u jst type dat or my eyes ain't seeing well?