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grad2012:
o well if I don't fart who will

Looking @ ur pic, dat bakayard tells it all. Jst joking.
Would u feel comfortable doing it in d presence of ur boyfriend?

PunkyVeer:
Guuuuurl, me too. It's a passion killer for me. I never look at you the same way if you act disgusting & without courtesy.

Walahi u r jst like me.
If a girl does dat around me, there's a category I place her ......Classless!
See girls tend to ignore d basic thing about boys, we always expect our women to represent well. If u'r the type dat farts around ur boyfriend n he doesn't complain, watch it. He's looking out to someone else who behaves more 'responsible' and 'lady-like'

I think u shld b honest about it.
Tho it depends on d reason for dismissal.
But I believe honesty will pay off for u at d end.
Good luck

qualityovenbake:
Sorry to say, your relationship is abnormal. You have been dating her for almost three years now, farting should be the least of your concern. Abeg free the girl jare, even oyinbo self dey mess.

I don't think u got d actual point here.
I ain't saying its a course to worry about in my relationship.
Jst wondering why anyone would feel comfortable farting in the presence of people.
I dnt subscribe to dat

bigiyaro:
u be small pikin dats y u no understand dis wise sayin of d elders. Lolzzzz

small pikin. Sometimes u guys jst type things...

bigiyaro:
any woman wey never mess infront of her man is still n can hide tins from him.

So because d mess comes from within means she has exposed errthing to u?
Hmm

Op u said manufacturers may choose to write 80 days when the actual Best Before date is 100 days What if I bought a product and b BB date is actually and truly past 100 days, how do I know dis?
I think they at d end of the day Best Before and Expiry dates actually mean d same, jst different statements

Farting is a natural bodily function/occurrence that we indulge in our daily lives: the old, young, male, female, rich, poor, beautiful, ugly... everyone. It gives you this soothing and comfortable relief such that you feel a heavy burden was lifted off your body. Infact if you don't fart often you prolly shoud go see a doctor.
My girl and I have been dating more than two years and counting. She's such a wonderful piece of beauty mixed with character. The issue is, she wants us to fart around each other whenever the feeling comes Our first five months of relationship I noticed she tried to exhibit the habit but I respectfully rebuked her of it, citing inconvenience. But lately she brought it up again complaining that she can't always run out whenever she feels like farting when we're together. Saying we've done almost everything together, so why should we feel ashamed farting around each other, that since we're in love with we ought to be tolerable to whatever we do, its as if we're pretending to ourselves.
But I tell her it doesn't portray people as civil going around farting indiscriminately (like a friend of hers and the boyfriend), not even among my buddies, it jst doesn't seem responsible to me. ( No disrespect or insult to anyone, its just my opinion)
I know alotta couple out there feel okay and comfortable farting around themselves but its always gna be a no no for me.
What do u think guys?

ehalliday:
Alright! Will get to you guys too...cheerz!

Pls fill me in also bro.
olakiddoville@gmail.com.
Tanchu!

Nigga ur head correct so?

So sad
Very promising n gud looking young ladies
I wuld av been dating one of 'em...
RIP

PrinceZahzah:
Area!
Na we dey parade Sanko

Meaning?

Hi y'all.
Its no news to see people in the news for the wrong reasons due to offences frowned at by the law of the land, such as cyber crime, cultism, robbery, fraud, etc. I was going through a crime post today and saw faces of suspects who were arrested for armed robbery, and immediately the thought of a childhood friend of mine who was an aide to billionair business woman, Mrs Folorunsho Alakija that was arrested and paraded alongside his younger sister on almost all electronic and print media (including our darling Nairaland) came to mind. Seeing this dude paraded in the media for the wrong reason really broke so many hearts, I remember how my mum increased her 'advice-giving energy' on contentment to me.This is a young fellow who I'd say blew away a golden chance life placed before him all because of greed, (how many people from a relatively poor background get the opportunity to work as an aide to a billionaire) I'm just thinking. But that's not the issue here.
Well, I was wondering if anyone here has ever seen a familiar face, maybe a friend, neighbour, colleague, family member, or the likes, paraded in the media for crime and how did u react to it?

ddaammyy:
lol! Wat will be the fate of ur kid(s)?

No b my pikin b d ojuju?
He/she'll get over it n transform bk

Mudarris:
I don't see that

Young man do we av a problem here?

Mudarris:
Bros, may God have mercy on your soul... Ameen

He already has.

Person wey u for punch straight for throat without question or explanation.
Lubbish

Fine boi still...
Fine geh still...
All aspect of u fine...
Thank God for u sha...

ojuju ooooo....
my village pple don finally get me?
blood of ......
*runs out of house to sleep @ my neighbors*

I'm touched.
Love redefined

Optimall:
More

Tnx a lot.
The third pic is actually my testimony
Seeing that has renewed my strength.
Thank you

delishpot:
If Yerima of Zamfara is close to your new born baby girl.......be very afraid
Thighing is allowed in his field.

*FEEL FREE TO GOOGLE ..... THIGHING*


OP, very true.

Mehn... dat shit is so f.u.cking annoying n irritating. Islam is a shi.tty n stupid prevet-filled religion. Prophet Mohammed (curse of God be upon him and his loyal descendants) was/is an as.shole.
I jst dunno wat to say, am so pained.
Imagine dis:

Thomas Ahmed wrote a new note: The Prophet Muhammad practiced THIGHING on his Child-Bride, Aisha!!?

.... Now let us see how it is practiced on a female child and who began this evil practice. According to an official Fatwa issued in Saudi Arabia, the prophet Muhammad began to practice thighing his child-bride, Aisha when she was six years old until she reached nine years of age (Fatwa No. 31409). The hadith, which was quoted earlier, mentioned the prophet Muhammad started performing literal sex with Aisha ONLY when she reached the age of nine (Sahih al-Bukhari, book 62, hadith No. 89). Therefore, Muslim scholars collectively agree, by virtue of divine example, a child becomes an adult, available for sexual intercourse as soon as she reaches the age of nine. Likewise, the Shari’a allows any of the faithful to marry a six-year-old child.

According to the fatwa, the prophet Muhammad could not have sex with his fiancée, Aisha when she was six due to her small size and age. However, the fatwa said that at age six, he would put his penis between her thighs and massage it gently because he did not want to harm her. Imagine a man of fifty-one removing the clothes of a six-year-old girl and slipping his erect penis between her thighs, rubbing her until he ejaculated and his semen ran down her thighs. To this day, this is considered a benevolent act on the part of the adult male “not wanting to harm her.” What harm could be inflicted upon a young girl mentally and emotionally if not a grown man showing her his penis and stripping her of her clothes and rubbing his male organ between her legs? Of course the twisted mind that does such an evil to a female child, would not hesitate to ejaculate on her body. And if this sexually perverted evil frame of mind committed such an act upon a child, the pedophile would not stop at ejaculating on her. His evil desire would go further and rape the child before she was a mature adult. This is exactly what Muhammad did to Aisha when she was yet a child of nine. Before she reached puberty, he began to have sex with her. Let us see what the fatwa said about the prophet of Islam and his child-bride, Aisha.“Praise be to Allah and peace be upon the one after whom there is no [further] prophet. After the permanent committee for the scientific research and fatwas (religious decrees) reviewed the question presented to the grand Mufti Abu Abdullah Muhammad Al-Shamari, the question forwarded to the committee by the grand scholar of the committee with reference number 1809 issued on 3/8/1421(Islamic calendar). The inquirer asked the following:‘It has become wide spread these days, and especially during weddings, the habit of mufakhathat of the children (mufakhathat literally translated means “placing between the thighs of children” which means placing the male erected penis between the thighs of a child). What is the opinion of scholars knowing full well that the prophet, the peace and prayers of Allah be upon him, also practiced the “thighing” of Aisha - the mother of believers - may Allah be pleased with her?’After the committee studied the issue, they gave the following reply: ‘It has not been the practice of the Muslims throughout the centuries to resort to this unlawful practice that has come to our countries from pornographic movies that the kofar (infidels) and enemies of Islam send. As for the Prophet, peace and prayers of Allah be upon him, thighing his fiancée Aisha. She was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her due to her small age. That is why the prophet peace and prayers of Allah be upon him placed his penis between her thighs and massaged it lightly, as the apostle of Allah had control of his penis not like other believers’” (Fatwa No. 31409).Thighing of children is practiced in many Arab and Muslim countries, notably in Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Iran, and the Gulf countries. These countries are notoriously known for this evil practice. There are many more such evil practices like altamatu’a bil almufakhaza (pleasure from sexual contact with her thighs), altamatu’a bil almuka’aba (pleasure from sexual contact with her breasts), altamatu’a bil alsagirah (pleasure from sexual contact with a baby girl), altamatu’a bil alradi’ah, (pleasure from sexual contact with a suckling female infant), (Reported by Baharini Women’s Rights Activist, Ghada Jamshir). These are all different styles practiced on the female child by placing the male erected penis in different parts of the child’s body for getting sexual pleasure...

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Use it urself

Smart. Reppin Civil Eng

emilyone:
.......

Lovely.
Tnx for reaching out to pple

kaboninc:
I do not have a picture but I have a text. Can I copy and paste here?

Aww... nice one. Tnx

Homorlayor20:
@teeboy,oya post her pics na, make we see who fine pass.imagine a handsome lady like me.

Hehehe madam, put ur profile pic den I got put their own mk we c.
Am serious

thelish:
my son is April 12th

U ain't gotta tell me he's cute cos I guess so already

So wats d benefit?
Joblessness @ it's peak

Hehehe... den change ur moniker to foolishness

Homorlayor20:
nack me tori,tank Godoo,as for beauty,i fine pass obasanjo and mr ibu put together-angel

Den u nva reach April babies b dat na...
April babies (especially those born 12th) dey fine pass Kim K and Omotola. U for c my sis n her 12 clique.
Bt April una dey mk sense sha

Oh sorry, I forgot its a female only thread.
*walks out of thread feeling ashamed*