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Lol @ no 5.
Passenger- wey my change.
Kamoru d conducter-Farabale maa se owo ni ile-epo to wa ni ibe yen.(calm down,I wil change d money at d fillin station ova there) Naija I hail o.

Shey una don hear?She talk say she no b former actress o,she b actress which means she go stil dey act. D woman dey protect her ministry make dem no pour sand 4 her garium.

Hmmm...am I supposd 2 shout halleluyah?we wear theirs clothes 2 and no one kills ram wen we do. Low-self esteem dey wori una.

chinchek: It's simply unfortunate ANYONE wil imagine this fat, expired old woman sexy. What's sexy about those fat "yams" she's carryin in her legs or those disproportionate buttocks that more of repells than attracts!

Beef isn't gud 4 d body o! Quit beefing Omosexy,it's nt her fault dat u luk d way u luk.

This is to inform all those who picked Adekunle Ajasin University,Akungba-Akoko as their school of choice that the post-UTME form is out. All candidates who scored 180 and above are eligible to seat for the exam. The form costs just N3,500,you can get the form at any of the banks in the school.

Cipriani: I have three options for OJB

1. Give your to Christ and be saved
2. Join illuminati and get money for your operation
3. Just die like a fowl

Wizkid will never spend illuminati money on saving a non-illuminati friend....simple as ABC

Sum1 shld rate dis brain.

otumfour: hhmm! true but, is OJB the only nigerian suffering from kidney disease? ....wht if Wizzy's got some charity shixt he's running (which might prolly be taking care of hundreds of people).....but of course u wudn't know tht cuz u'd be the same person screaming "all na show" if he makes it media media things abi

Tell dem! I dnt knw y pple kip ranting abt OBJ's illness. I dnt knw y d world shld come 2 a standstil because sum dude is sick.So many pple are dying in LUTH,UBTH,OSUTH e.t.c with no body 2 help them and we are nt hearing anytin. Help OBJ if u can and let d celebrities av sum peace. Afteral IT IS NT UR MONEY.

*singing in TY Bello's voice* Ekundayo sugbon emi ko Oluwa lo fun mi se. Mama Ekundayo was a rare gem.

Okija_juju: But wait o!!

Will God answer Vectors Prayers?!

Remember that he is a rapper.. He even calls himself a viper, a snake.. God hates snakes. And Vector is Illuminatti (Lagos chapter). Then his album is titled 'Second Coming', as if to mock Jesus' second coming. SO he first Jesus to come a second time..



Abeg he should drex with his illuminatti prayers. If OJB wants quality prayers that God will answer, he should go to Prophet T.B Joshua..






Meanwhile, OJB I have you in my Prayers.. It is well with you.

Wil God ansa ur prayers too. Remember u are Okija d juju man,God hates juju.

daik: bent the rule and you will get kick in the butt

butt kick aint painful jor

daik: bent the rule and you will get kick in the butt

butt kickin aint painful jor

Una just dey know? Mtcheeew

@poster
u shld av put viewer's discretion nau. Dat 3rd pix just awakened sumtin in me,and I don talk say I no go kpansh til I marry.Wat do I do now?*scratches head*

illitrate: don jazzy 1m
2face 1.5

davido 2m

abeg how can i get kidney problem?

Are u 4 real? Well,I gues ur name xplains who u are.

illitrate: don jazzy 1m
2face 1.5

davido 2m

abeg how can i get kidney problem?

Ur name says it all.

pDude: Nna Na WA o

Wetin be nomoreloss own sef? Even if Tuface didn't contribute that amount, must he come out on social media and fall Tuface hand like that?

Jealousy go kill some people. It is obvious Nomoreloss is jealous of Tuface.

No mind d yeye guy. Lyk say na 2face say make him ministry no move.

zane@baddo:
2baba no try upon say u b ma man..ojb made african queen wat it iz 2day chai! See d gap frm 1.5 2 16..chai I wan hear say u donate 10m at least make d fin eazy cuz tym no dey 4 diz guy..anyway me don donate my advice ni!

Na d kind talk wey dey vex me b dis o. Shey dem tel u say na free OJB produce d song? 2face no pay am im money ni? U 4 kuku talk say make 2face sel him property. Mtcheew!

lizziehajiz: nawa ooo. So afta much insults,u decided 2 donate 1.5m. Anywz,dis will serve as a point of contact 2 odas 2 donate theirs

So u tink it's d insult dat made him donate d money.

kulyie: yorubas says it is unfortunate that where a person is supposed to find wisdom,he finds stewpeedity.smh,omashey

Y evils nar?Oro yi ko to ija ke. Shey u don dey vex ni? Oya no vex.Take sweet *hands u Lollipop*

texanomaly: Ar'se is not a word.

Word!

Brimmie: Jazzy I Knw U Gon Contribute!!

Whiskeyyy!!? Whr DaFuq Are U!??

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Last Bullet: Is 2face really a good man??

So because he hasn't gone on twitter 2 say au much he is going/has contribute(d) he is a bad man abi? If he cums out 2 say au much he is donating now u wud b d first to lecture him on au 2 give without announcing 2 d whole world. Nigerians sha!

kulyie: its so funny that i forgot to laugh :/

Painment! I neva xpected u 2 find it funny. I wudnt find it funny if I was laughed at.

yellowpawpaw: great innovation!who said that neccesity is not the mother of inventions?
But,it gat me laughing!maybe that baby don disturb her so much and she don't know what to do and her back might be painin her. Finally,what a relief(in her mind)
Fine gal.

Lol! I don't blame the mother o,wen she no b sufferhead. Baby wil ride mummy all day,daddy wil ride mummy all night.

Tgirl4real: Naaa...

That is wickedness. The baby can choke on the pillow.

We have discussed this before.

We nid 2 consider d mother. She was probably tired besides she cud be sittin near d bed watching ova d child. No mother wud tie her baby 2 a pillow and go 2 d market.

Efemena_xy: @OP, the pic looks cute (and the baby is adorable ) but how practical or safe is it?

I think it's risky for the following reasons:

~ Suffocation: It can be tiresome to lie in the same position. In a bid to turn over, her nose might get stuck / trapped in the pillow and in the absence of a watchful adult, what then?

~ Safety: The surface area of that pillow [i]is [/i]small and it seems to be quite high on some sort of leverage (I think). I'd rather the baby be kept in a cot with a baby monitor nearby. Video monitor preferably, if you can afford it. That way, you have peace of mind and and free to attend to other things/chores in the house, with the knowledge that as soon as your little one awakes, you can be by her side.

Well,dat's anoda way 2 luk at it but I dnt tink d mother was left wit a choice.

Ahh! Nkan bee! *shakes head and walks away*

And dat's supposed 2 b a name? I guess d next baby wud b named South West.Awon oniranu meji.

gunuvi: Innovation. My baby hardly wants to leave my wify back. So ill even introduce this concept to her but she won't go too far from her.
Sweet mother...

I guess ur baby is d clingy type. D baby nids 2 b watched over tho.

bellong: We did not even give our baby opportunity to be strapped to the back knowing he may become addicted to it. He is used to being carried in the hand before he sleeps.

He has to sleep very deep in your before putting him down else he wakes up...

The danger in that innovation is that it requires monitoring because an active baby can roll it over.

Yeah. D baby nids 2 b placed in d middle of d bed.

We all know babies can be very troublesome, some would not sleep unless they are strapped to the back.Wud u do dis 2 ur baby?

'Pride','Arrogance',bla bla bla. U guys shd leave d guy jor. If he says it is cheap money it means it is cheap money. If u were in his shoes u wud do worse. Cheap money is 4 d likes of Shind Rambo,nt Wizkid.

wonlasewonimi: Just go and repair the 0 on your keyboard and leave the boy alone.

Buhahahahahahahahaha! Dis really got me rolling on d floor. Nairalanders wil nt kil sumbody.