omoikhefue:

you certainly are a learner, you didnt see the many tweets abt the wife claiming been comfortable with her husband roaming without his ring?

and u just had 2 bring up dat issue again! Smh!

miky: Am not dumb or gullible enough to believe such Bull .. she had better return that money or retrace her steps, its funny how these things dont happen in more civilized parts of the world..utter rubbish

Another doubting Thomas. Av u ever heard d word 'juju'? I pray it neva hapns 2 u.

Aaaaah!

yamunla: Mo reemo L'agege....

Agege bi ti bo o,o reemo ni Nairaland ni joor.

Awww... So pathetic. *grabs handkerchief and wipes tears*

sexymoma: what is the meaning of this wan na, must Toto dicay appear on Fp even if what is happening in non of her business abi na beans you chop this morning ni

Really? So he is dat old. D man shld start acting his age o jere.

pro01:

Well, wait until kidnappers abduct your beautiful bride on the eve of your wedding and gang-räpe her for two weeks in one forest after which you'd still have sell your possessions to pay the ransom for her release. . . .or when armed robbers kill or maim your only.son and ràpe your wife when they visit your home. . . . . .then and only then would you thank God for the lives of politicians.

Aaah! Oriburuku niyen o.

Chanchit: KSB, abeg u too go do Nurse for America, and don't forget to buy ticket for Essence too.

Seconded!

Gud 4 him! I tink Kenny St. Brown shld do d same 2. They shld leave music 4 d likes of Frank Edward.

Gud kweshon Op,I wud rily lyk 2 knw 2. D only tin I c pple do wit d receipt is rumple and throw on d floor. Y colekt it in d 1st place?

As a confirm yoruba girl,I wud kal my spouse Onitemi or Okanlawon.

yuzedo:
Waow! Swerry ya so smat like rocket sientist. Is really greatness I wanted to right. Tenk 4 d corecttion. Maybe we can have dinner 2moro mornin? Roast yam + shampain in side my big house? Sooo wuz yo numba rait it in my PM?

WTF!

yuzedo:
Ya englizzz is the "peak" of the pack. Ya destined for grateness.

Hmmm..oga teacher well done. Na grateness u wan rait or greatness. U were in a hurry 2 make fun of d comment dat u didnt notice d gbagaun in ur post. Lesson: over sabi no gud.

Haba! Dis acid bath thingy is getin 2 much o. Na evribdy dey pour. Husbands,wives,bf and gf are nt left out either.Guys pour on their girls nd vice versa. Wat hapnd 2 d word FORGIVENESS? May God save us all.

horlajide: Vasectomy ASAP

We are three children in my family yet mama has to call every one preceeding me b4 remembering my name(being the last).4get what he says I bet he cant even remember all his baby mama names not to talk of his all children.

His quarters shouldn't be too far from King Solomon's in the afterlife

Lol @ mama has 2 call every1 preceeding me. My mum does dat 2 nd we are just 4. She wud kal d first syllable of evribdy's name b4 she finally kals my name.

We thank God 4 ur lyf ma'am. Make sure u are healed completely b4 u engage in any activity o. Na pesn wey dey alive dey spend money o.

nichole2: Game,contest,conquest are everyday aspects of life

Game! Isnt dat wat luv is?

I dread elevators and doors used in banks,lyk d tin wud go bad and am gonna get stuck.

Wtf! Weyrey ni baby yi sha!

sKeetz: Am sorry to say this but she's fugly #no offeinsse

Am sorry to say this but u are fubly(f*.*cking blind). #nooffence

@op...Its apparent dat u are speakin 4 urself alone,dis list is a no-no. You got it all wrong when u mentioned Wizkid. Go make ur findings.

Igi ewedu,no stamina.U try sha!

nadia_SA: toto dike is the one petting u

lol! Una no go kee pesin o.

thorpido: My wife and I didn't wear clothes too.....









On our wedding night.

Lol! U 4 wear nah.

mysticgal: Prayer is communication with God and it doesnt matter what language you use God hears you.so do you pray with your language, sometimes or everytime and please with your dialect say THE LORD IS GOOD

Yes o! E o wa la enu yin gbooro,e wa kpariwo,e o so wipe Oluwa sha mi ni ake iyanu, ju mi si odo ola,lu mi ni pasan ogo,so mi nu si igbo ori ire ki o wa so mi di boko haram mo ota mi lowo. E la nu ki egba adura. Wat language cud b sweeter than yoruba?

fuckluv: No one is asking u to commit suicide but u need to lose some pounds! See ur arms alone like 20 pple own join togeda

Does her size affect u in anyway? If no,kindly exit thread and quit taking panadol for her headache.

Misbee: Does any of you listen to dis Program Chaz B(sharing life issues)from Monday tru Friday 7.00pm-8pm on inspiration fm Lagos

Yep I do. The programme is just 2 1dafl.

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yeah! I tink dat's way beta.

Before nko? Au do u xpect me 2 bliv u luv me if u dnt care 4 me?

Before nko? Au do u show u luv me if u dnt care 4 me?

mekaboy:

The moment you start looking for your period and can't find it. Then you know its time for introduction lol.

Lol!