₦airaland Forum

Naqade:
I am sure there are people who get irritated when people use "your" instead of "you're."

You are such a big joke. It's one thing to be ignorant and stupid and it's another thing to be confident about being ignorant and stupid.

IamSINZ:
Its raining like God opened the floodgates of heaven

finnestdope:
hmmmm

sexybbstar:
I met my fiance on nairaland and our pre wedding pix is on the way...... My best relationship ever.I have the best mother in law in the world, the best brother in law is taken off the shelf.

It's indeed a blessing to be in that family.

Foxyn:
Good morning all and sorry for coming up with this story today.

it's very real and as a mat 'o fact, it happened last night on the street.

I've been trying and fighting so hard to bang this new girl

so yesterday I was lucky she invited me over to her street to see me.. in the night

I drove there, called her out

she came out in a skimpy night gown.

we leaned on my car talking and laughing over the funny jokes..

things got so romantic that my d*ck got hard.

and since she was also contributing romantically to the feelings

I had to grab her closer to me, placing my hands on her ass...

squeezing it softly as she was silent all through..

with no bra on, I extended my hand to her boobs and I penetrated through her gown and pressed the soft thing expertly.

everything happened in a rush that I didn't know when I got my face closer to hers to kiss her..

just when I got closer, she opened her mouth maybe to say a word or to return the kiss, cos the bad odour that came out from there left me unconscious that I didn't know when I fell on the ground

but i stood up immediately to tell her that something bit my leg in other to cover up the whole drama.


that was how I escaped death yesterday.
I suspended everything and told her I was in a Hurry to meet someone, then left her


that is why I'm here to testify about how my life was saved yesterday.

it would've been a different thing if only I wasn't fast enough to dodge the noxious blow

who knows when last the girl brushed her teeth.

or is it that she ate a dead fish that night?

cos it was a very horrible experience

and because of this, I'm still contemplating if I should stop kissing girls.

one of the most painful thing now is that , her type are the ones you see on nairaland here, blabbing around, complaining of receiving PMS from broke and ugly guys.

when on a normal day, they can't take good care of their self ...

they only take their bath when they want to go out ... some even forget to brush like the one I met last night

well it's all over now.

so I need your help to know if I should buy her a toothpaste and a brush or I should just buy her a packet of detergent to use and wash her mouth.

I heard that detergents like ARIEL reacts very fast..

your contribution will go a long way to save the poor girl

BUTTERBEER:
When I call you Miss I mean you're single after divorcing all the good things of life Ode. I called you miss on the other thread but you didn't see that, blind bat Stupid of you to think I'll learn anything from you, you're not half as intelligent or smart as I'm, purple dummy.

Oloshooooooo. Dirty girl with a drainage underneath

SexyCeline:
Interesting.... oya you pipu shud come n answer

Safiaaa:
Its sexy to me when guys moan. It turns me on, its nice. It shouldn't be over the top, thats when it's irritating. Thats how my ex used to moan like a cow, screaming like a bittch lol, thats not cool at all. Just a few groans here and there. Don't hold back guys!

whywhyogun:
I show total contempt to the language you speak. I am a rich white lady. I am proud of knowing nothing of black boys, but their big peniss.

funmisticqueen:
I hereby give you and your finger battery prick the middle finger.

whywhyogun:
it is lucky , I know nothing of your language.

funmisticqueen:
Whatever! Major Loser

funmisticqueen:
I dont give a sh1t about a cheating woman, that is why i didnt mention her, she would come to regret her decision in full time.

You on the other hand, pls dont mention me again, i have seen your comments on romance land and you are someone i wouldn't allow my enemies date, talkess of rub minds with. Pls wash your warped mentality with soap and water. Goodbye.
Dont mention me again

funmisticqueen:
You are not a good person at all, do the needful and cut off ties with her, there is a law concerning these things, a closed fist will never recieve money, but an open free, clean palm will collect better things.

If you continue to sleep with her,, you wont get a better woman, if you get another one ,she will be nice to you first before manifesting her true colors and you will be wishing for your ex back, but if you let her, go, forgive her and heal yourself then a better babe who is better in bedmantics will come your way

dont mind these guys telling you to continue using her,usually most of their relationship are nothing to write home about, what happen to you happened to me once, i cut him off and let him go even though it took a year of him begging and now i have found someone better and i still remain the best thing he's ever had.
As hurt as you are, everything go dey alright, just do the needful.

Honos:
Its not that easy to forgive her totally. I have never double dated or cheated in any of my relationship, i always stay faithful. Throughout the 2 years that we av dated i never for once cheated on her. I have forgiven her but i cannot trust her again or even marry such a person because according to research, once a cheat, always a cheat. If the situation inwhich she cheated the first time repeat itself she will do the same thing again. And i don't have money to waste on DNA test in the future.

whywhyogun:
are white women called mumu in your language?

Victornezzar:
lolzz
ifaa slap u ehn

Victornezzar:
Av said it b4 nd am still saying again
na mad people nd infants full dis section
nawa oo....Wat kind of useless threads are all dis
am ready 4 any modafvcker 2 quote me

Aderola15:
I know ooo

My bumbum wee come out? Hahahaha, lemme goan kwantinu eating it ooo