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CultureRe: We Summoned The Spirit Of Ooni Aderemi From His Tomb - Ooni Of Ife by Teeklef(m): 11:32am On Jul 19, 2020
WILLuKPquiet:
grin grin

Don't make me laugh o.

These guys are the biggest set of sick individuals I have ever met in my life.

How would a sane person say there is nothing like witches or charms. When the whites believe in such.

Let me tell you a small story that happened in Ile Ife. I have a friend who worked at the Palace museum for a period. He was born in Ife and he grew up there. A white man came to the museum to ask for antiquity and he specifically said one that has power. My friend was kind of naive that time, he would have made millions from that single transaction.

He remembered that an old man in town once told him how a deity in their family compound has become a problem. They must appease it every seven days with the blood of a chicken. The children of that family living in big cities refuse to come home because of it. So, the old man who was the custodian had tried many ways to dispose of it but it won't go. It has been thrown on refuse dumping ground many times and before they reach home, it would be back at the same spot it is worshipped, thrown in the river, the same thing.
So, my friend told the white man to come back the following day. When my guy finished from work, he went straight to the old man's place and asked him if he was willing to sell the deity and the man said yes. But with a warning that he as the custodian was the only one permitted to touch it, he asked how would the person Carry it. If any other persons hand touch it the person will dry up gradually. It will drain the blood.

So, the following day, the white man came and my friend told him the taboo surrounding the deity. The man said no problem. He was willing still to buy it.

This is a true story, my friend is still alive but not a nairalander.

When they got to the baba, baba asked him to tell oyinbo man again about the taboo and how dangerous it is for him. The white guy smiled and said no problem, and asked to see it.
The man climbed the ceiling after several incantation and brought it down. It is a set of three small brass figurines. He put them down on the ground and started another round of incantation. My guy said suddenly, the metal figurines started jumping around on floor. The white man was fascinated, he smiled and was satisfied. Then he told my friend to ask baba how much he was charging and the man mentioned a few thousands of naira. The white man did not price or bargain for it. He opened his briefcase, and brought out bundles of naira and counted it, then gave it to my guy to give baba. Then opened a compartment in the briefcase and brought out s ring. He inserted the ring on one of his fingers and pointed it to each of the figurines on the floor. My guy said one after the other the figurines fell on the ground and the white guy picked them up and put in his briefcase. Baba opened his mouth and could not close it in amazement.
Na I'm be say power pass power.
The white guy stood up and announced he was leaving, my guy followed him and he counted like 5k and gave to him.
If he was smatter he could have made a fortune out of the deal.
Today my guy is a Yoruba radio presenter.

Any atheist doubting the existence of evil should go all out to find out. Don't sit behind your computer typing nonsense and bragging with your theories. Go for practicals .
Confront Charmers and see how your life will never remain the same.
If by chance you don't die of it. You will come to believe there is a God in heaven that rules in that affairs of men. There is Satan also who gives his people powers that no atheist can contend with.
You are right jare. I can relate cus I'm from the source.
CultureRe: We Summoned The Spirit Of Ooni Aderemi From His Tomb - Ooni Of Ife by Teeklef(m): 10:19am On Jul 19, 2020
WILLuKPquiet:
Guy,
Just do what I asked atheists like you to do. I am not a promoter of evil, but I know evil exist. I have witnessed it life.
If you want to put your fams in tears try what I tell you. Make a video of yourself doing it. Then, if we don't read your sorry story on Nairaland you would have proven to all that evil, Charms and witches don't exist. Not your bragging behind keyboard.

Go to Ile Ife or Ijebu markets. Say it loud and clear that "There is nothing like charms and witches. Witches e no go beta for all of you o, Charmers your own no go beta. Show me you exist by attacking me" then go home and continue your atheist life style.

If nothing happens to you within seven days, you have proven to all Witches don't exist, charms don't exist either.
7 days ke? Just let him come to modakeke and enter inside better life market..... Na from there, he go begin tear cloth wey dey him body.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Teeklef(m): 9:35am On Jul 19, 2020
Chineduvictor41:
I have ordered for the umidigi a7 pro today...... but it's saying it would be delivered between Wednesday and Friday......why can't it be delivered on Monday....... am so eager to get my hands on the phone..... Cc:Lexusgs430
Delivery fee inclusive?
EducationRe: How Private School Owners Are Dubiously Cheating Their Teachers by Teeklef(m): 3:47pm On Jul 18, 2020
Minjim:
If it's in Lagos and at Ago, I'll say yes to that.
You are doing well.
EducationRe: How Private School Owners Are Dubiously Cheating Their Teachers by Teeklef(m): 2:32pm On Jul 18, 2020
kunyeo:
It is very easy for you to sit here and be churning out garbage about private schools not paying you! If it that easy why don't you go and start your own school? Now that these teachers are going round doing private lessons and smiling to the bank have they asked how the school owners are surviving?

My wife runs a school and not until this pandemic period have we realised and seen the true picture that we have been running a charity outfit.

This is especially so if your school is located in a low income area, where paying school fees is a big issue to most parents .

The post that 95% of fees have been paid is erroneous, because for us, just 30% of parents have paid before the lock down.

Most of these schools you think are doing well are struggling like most industries in Nigeria.

During the pandemic, we sat down and asked the question - if the school being run by my wife had been paying the rent for the school for the past 6 years , (it is our property) how much do we have as profit? Nothing! I have even been subsidising the running cost!

When that musician sang the song 'School Na Scan' , I never knew he was referring to school owners too. Our immediate plan now is to close the two flats being used for school space and rent them out!
So you've been running charity outfit? Oga fear God nao. Your wife no dey see gain at all abi.
EducationRe: How Private School Owners Are Dubiously Cheating Their Teachers by Teeklef(m): 2:12pm On Jul 18, 2020
Minjim:
If it's in Lagos and at Ago, I'll say yes to that.
No, I'm in ondo state.
EducationRe: How Private School Owners Are Dubiously Cheating Their Teachers by Teeklef(m): 1:55pm On Jul 18, 2020
Minjim:
Let me shock you, my school was owing us February when the lockdown started. Since then we've not been paid. No message, nothing.. They just kept quiet
It seems we are teaching in the same school.
EducationRe: How Private School Owners Are Dubiously Cheating Their Teachers by Teeklef(m): 1:00pm On Jul 18, 2020
The last time I got paid was in February and we are in July going to August abi. I thank God for giving me the ability to turn hunger to fasting.... It has not been easy at all.
EducationRe: How Private School Owners Are Dubiously Cheating Their Teachers by Teeklef(m): 12:58pm On Jul 18, 2020
englishmart:
Demise indeed.
No be nairaland again? I don dey wait for person to talk concerning the demise...... Lol �
SportsRe: Meet The Only Nigerian Football Player That Is Bigger Than His Dreams by Teeklef(m): 4:21am On Jul 18, 2020
Wahaala
PhonesRe: MTN Launches E-SIM In Nigeria by Teeklef(m): 9:44am On Jul 17, 2020
Teathobi:
Daddy daddy... Abi you want to deny me again.

Lexusgs430
Smile!!!! Wahalaaa.
PhonesRe: MTN Launches E-SIM In Nigeria by Teeklef(m): 7:02pm On Jul 16, 2020
Lexusgs430:
Umidigi devices would soon implement ẹ-sim's too....


Umidigi no dey carry last............ cheesy
Welcome!!! Daddy Teathobi, you are doing well. fantabulous.
EducationRe: How Old Are You on Nairaland ??? by Teeklef(m): 8:00am On Jun 29, 2020
I have been visiting the site since 2010 but I registered in 2013.
SportsRe: Enyeama Lands First Coaching Job In France by Teeklef(m): 8:55pm On Jun 27, 2020
JaruJaru890:
is akwa ibom a tribe? Enyeama is igbo
They are called ibibio.
TravelRe: Flight Resumption: Air Peace Flies All Its Aircrafts Across Nigeria by Teeklef(m): 5:15pm On Jun 25, 2020
Westezenwa:
Coming soon

Dm if interested
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Only customers in Port Harcourt
You are right. Mad babes full portharcourt.
Teeklef is saying hi all the way from "igwuruta".
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by Teeklef(m): 2:57am On Jun 25, 2020
Keyyom22:
You get time to reply those guys.
Abi o.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by Teeklef(m): 1:37pm On Jun 24, 2020
Decimus:
You don't have to respond to everything. He has played against epl teams in the champions league too. Arsenal especially won't forget him
You are right bro. I wanted to ignore but I find it hard to do so.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by Teeklef(m): 1:14pm On Jun 24, 2020
Triangles1:
Celeb Messi. Barcelona hype foot baller.

Come England and see rugby.
Abeg make we hear word jare. Which rugby? No be that same England players like sterling, aguero, kdb, pulisic, Tammy Abraham, mane, Salah, firmino and lots more dey shine? Abi you wan tell me say dem better pass messi.
BusinessRe: Advise Needed On Association Palava (gas Retailers) by Teeklef(op): 7:25am On Jun 23, 2020
litigator:
First, it depends.

But let me ask, is there any law regulating the association.

I know there are laws creating various associations in Lagos State for example.

E.g. the yellow cab drivers. And for you to drive a yellow cab, you must be a member otherwise you could be prosecuted for impersonation.

The reasons such laws were created during Mr. Babatunde Fashola SAN tenure as governor was obvious and the emergence such laws has helped to a large extent.

Let him do his home work.

If it's simply a voluntary association then he could decide not to join.

But knowing that the heart of men is full of evil, I will advise he approaches them and negotiate amicably.

He might be allowed to spread the membership fee in tranches. Going on a head on collision with them might not be in his best interest on the long run.
Thanks boss
BusinessRe: Buying & Selling Of Phones, Laptops, Electronics, Home & Hobbies, Others. by Teeklef(m): 2:54am On Jun 23, 2020
Hello!!! Do you deals with measuring scale like camry, tooma etc.
BusinessAdvise Needed On Association Palava (gas Retailers) by Teeklef(op):
I need advise on what to do on behalf of a brother!! please brethren. As a matter of fact, the issue on ground happened yesterday. I was with my senior bros that owns a gas retails outlet. He opened about 2months ago.
So, association came yesterday, threatening they are going to seize his scale, bottles and so on.
My question now is that, in this type of situation, what can he do? Is it a must to join their association? .
Moreover, it costs like 50k to join their association.
Your opinion and advice are needed here sir/ma.... Thanks.
Note:I'm also planning on opening my shop soon but I hate embarrassment, that's why I want to prepare ahead.
CelebritiesRe: Father’s Day: Adekunle Gold Sings And Dances For His Baby, Adejare by Teeklef(m): 8:44pm On Jun 22, 2020
That's Duduke.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Teeklef(m): 10:32pm On Jun 16, 2020
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PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Teeklef(m): 10:30pm On Jun 16, 2020
Redpanter:
Best price:
Umidigi A3x 3gb 16gb -
#31990
Umidigi A5 pro 4gb 32gb -
#42290
Umidigi F2 6gb 128gb -
#88580

Pay on delivery
Fast Express delivery

Contact on WhatsApp: click here or call 2348127838587 to order

kiss kiss
.
Pay on delivery to lagos or to other state inclusive.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Teeklef(m):
Redpanter:
Best price:
Umidigi A3s -
#27790

Pay on delivery
Fast Express delivery

Contact on WhatsApp: click here or call 2348127838587 to order

kiss kiss
Pay on delivery to only lagos or other states inclusive?
Redpanter?
EducationRe: Lockdown: We Are Hungry - Private Schools Teachers Cry Out by Teeklef(m): 7:16pm On Jun 11, 2020
It hasn't been easy.... May God help us.
HealthRe: 663 New COVID-19 Cases, 166 Discharged And 4 Deaths On June 9 - (2987 Tested) by Teeklef(m): 4:21am On Jun 10, 2020
Plead:
Lol why didn’t this god protect Christians in Brazil and Italy from contracting and dying from the virus?
God doesn’t exist my friend.
Psalm 14 vs 1.
PoliticsRe: 50 Achievements Of Akeredolu Within 3 And Half Years (Photos) by Teeklef(m): 2:26pm On Jun 08, 2020
Politicians and their propaganda. That thing erected at ore is also called fly over? What da ffff?. Flyover in which two cars facing each other will have to wait for the other to pass. Na rubbish dem construct for that flyover. Mind you, I stay in ore.
HealthRe: 260 New COVID-19 Cases, 133 Discharged And 12 Deaths On June 7 (1,442 Tested) by Teeklef(m): 1:49pm On Jun 08, 2020
Rolexjerry:
First of all you need to understand the difference between population and population density.
Aba has a pop density of 7400 people per square kilometre. That's the higher any other city in Nigeria including those in Lagos.
You don win..... Bye
HealthRe: 260 New COVID-19 Cases, 133 Discharged And 12 Deaths On June 7 (1,442 Tested) by Teeklef(m): 8:33am On Jun 08, 2020
Rolexjerry:
Google is it friend smiley
You are the one in need of it. Check your Google oga.
HealthRe: 260 New COVID-19 Cases, 133 Discharged And 12 Deaths On June 7 (1,442 Tested) by Teeklef(m): 6:31am On Jun 08, 2020
Rolexjerry:
Aba has the highest population density in Nigeria, I saw this coming.
Stop nao!!! You must be joking.

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