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Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Sings As He Reacts To Elections Postponement(pics/video) by Teepsy(m): 10:58pm On Feb 17, 2019
Baba Buhari on his way back to Daura... Nigerians are vexing madly

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Crime / Re: Corper Who Was Killed While Trying To Prevent Robbery Buried Amidst Tears(pics) by Teepsy(m): 12:22pm On Dec 24, 2018
Dream cut short.... rip corper
Politics / Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Teepsy(m): 10:41am On Dec 09, 2018
bro your post makes no sense

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Jobs/Vacancies / Boptec Ventures Graduate And Experienced Job Recruitment by Teepsy(m): 1:34am On Nov 13, 2018
Boptec is an institutional custodian of system automation and a multidisciplinary consulting firm in Ibadan, Abuja and Lagos State, Nigeria. Since 2000, we have been synonymous with quality, reliability and innovations. Boptec is a fully registered Employment Agent and Labour contractor duly certified by the Federal Ministry of Labour and productivity with Recruiter/Labour Contractor License to operate in the following sectors; Manufacturing, Constructions, Agriculture, Telecommunications and services. Boptec is established to support businesses in the areas of facilities management, IT development, logistics, staff outsourcing and contracting.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job title : Sales Executive/ Marketer
Location : Sango Ota

REQUIREMENTS:

*Fresh graduate/Masters holder
* Male/Female
*HND/BSc/Masters
*2 - 5 years experience in marketing will be an added advantage
*Age 25 - 35
*Must be living around Sango Ota area
*Able to work with minimum/no supervision
*Be a team player
*Smart and excellent communication skills.

HOW TO APPLY

Interested persons/qualified candidate should send their CVs and application letter to this email: recruitment@boptec.net

APPLICATION DEADLINE : 28th November 2018.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DPR Recruitment Aptitude Test: Check List Of Those Invited by Teepsy(m): 3:31am On Jul 18, 2017
AdexOmoby:


Please send me your mobile number. I would add you up.
add me 07068462337 ,,thanks
Celebrities / Re: 9ice (alapomeji) Instagram Account Hacked by Teepsy(m): 7:46am On Jan 20, 2017
saxwizard:
naso we c am o my brother
Celebrities / 9ice (alapomeji) Instagram Account Hacked by Teepsy(m): 6:41am On Jan 20, 2017
Adigun Alapomeji Afolajifolajifa popularly known as 9ice instagram account was hacked about 48hours ago. Below are screenshots and comments from his fans. The hacker changed his account name from @iamancestor to @nobodylaugh. The hacker deleted all 9ice pictures and videos. We hope 9ice gets back his account on time.

Religion / The Man And His Nine(9) Planets ( Geographically Related ) by Teepsy(m): 12:50pm On Jul 24, 2016
INTRODUCTION :* According to the scientists discovery,there are nine(9) planets (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto ),,they revolve around the sun in elliptical orbits( yea we all know that). But year 2006 discovery showed that one of the planets called pluto is noW regarded has dwarf planet due to its permanently frozen surface, its orbit never become gravitationally dominant and shared it orbit spaces with celestial bodies, even Pluto's moon "charon" is similar in size to pluto(( just to tell you how small pluto is )).These facts automatically disqualified  pluto of being a planet leaving us with eight recognized scientific  planets , but man's  nine planets remain unshakable with the facts i personally will talk about . I am going to Digress from the scientific planets  and relate this study to  man.
     We are the sun(( i.e man is the sun) and man has nine planets revolving around him. these man's planets  are juxtaposed below in correlation to the first letter of each planet discovered by scientists and this study encompasses some calculation mathematically and biblically based.

*1. MERCURY AS MERCY* -  Mercury is the closest to the sun, also mercy is the closest to man, that is why He said _"come to me all ye that labor and are heavy laden and i will give you rest"_ (( this is mercy in action which we all need to embrace, He didnt specifically mentioned somebody He said "all" i.e everybody "wink). Jesus died for man because of the mercy he had for him, that is the reason why we all have access to Him till date (you can be under your bed /mat and obtain mercy, you dont have to be a wealthy man before you become a partaker of this planet ). This days Had it being God operates like the period of old testament everybody on earth would have been dead by now (( this present _sinful world_ )),,but Jesus came forth,gave out mercy in Golgotha without giving Him a dime!! so here is the opportunity, once you confess & declare Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour you automatically become a bonafide mercy candidate, though mercy endureth forever you will certainly enjoy's it most if you are closer to God (1peter 1:3)) also to be a beneficiary of this planet you need to be merciful on  others ((Matthew 5:7)). Everyone needs to operate in this planet.

*2. VENUS AS VICTORY*- Do you need to fight your battle when you have Jehovah " the great warrior " ? absolutely NO.This planet is divine, you will be victoriously victorious in any brouhaha while in this planet,you just need to recognized GOD as GOD above anything, (( venus complete its revolution in 225 days)) God doesn't need 225days to complete dealing with evil perpetrators,  the God that destroyed the Egyptians in a day during red sea scenario(Exodus 14 vs 19 - 31),,The God that sent His angel and smote 185,000 assyrian soldiers in their 'one night' sleep ( 2king 19:35) ,A consuming fire that consumed 102men sent to arrest Elijah( just a day) ( 2kings 1:10-12)...you all know the fictional causal event between David and Goliath Mere saying all these during your meditation with God is enough to make Him arise and devour the devourers (( He moves mightily when being praised e.g the wall of Jericho ( josh6:20), judah war with ammon and moab[2chro.20:22-23] ) . Victory has been given to us through Jesus Christ (1cor.15:57, Deau.20:4).This planet makes you walk triumphantly over any circumstances, so stay tuned to it.

*3. EARTH AS EVERLASTING*- Dont be deceived this earth is temporal (( 2cor.4:18)), the earth is going to be removed like a cottage when time comes (( isa.24:20, second coming of Christ)) but congratulations we have an ultimate  alternative planet called everlasting. Here on earth we are mortal while in everlasting we are immortal (( am sure we all get that point )). you can start enjoying everlasting planet right here on earth if you do what Matthew 6:33 says and Romans 6:22, all good things that your mind can think of are going to be in everlasting. The earth has one satellite called the moon, also  during our journey to everlasting planet we have one satellite called THE HOLY SPIRIT, He leads us to everlasting life ( john 14 : 26). i would have loved to expatiate on that but i just want to be precise for now.

*4. MARS AS MIRACLE* - The astronomers discovered that  Mars would have had the condition to support human life but it is not humid enough to support life(( i.e impossibility therein)) though some specific  plants can actually thrive in mars ( i stand to be corrected with latest prove if man can survive in mars)). In Miracle anything can survive, thrive excellently, anything can be changed, dead can be woken(( i got several proves on this, backup by the word of God)), there is nothing impossible to be done in this planet , you can move mountains e.g mount.Chimborazo, Kangchenjunga,Rwenzori, ruwenzori, Lhotse etc with just a tip of your finger,..but you have to make miracle work (( read this book  *"working  in the miraculous by Bishop David oyedepo"* we have been given the authority to bind and loose((matt.18:18)), ask,seek and knock ((matt.7:7)), we are kings & priests ( rev.5:10)). Dont be a slave to any problem, the woman with the issue of blood (matt.9:20-22))believed that she is going to be healed if she touches christ anyway it might be, she had been nurturing her miracle for long,, even mary as the mother of christ was a great sample, ((let me explain this way ' mary(body) had Jesus, Jesus is a spirit (john 1:1-5), the first miracle that took place in Galilee comes from His soul)) we also as believers as a bornAgain we have Jesus within us just as Mary's conception, miracle is embedded in our soul (( interwoven)), therefore we are liable to unleash  miracle (holy&pure soul). Furthermore, a miracle is a supernatural intervention of God in a crisis, we all have this power in us according to Ephesians 3:20, you need to seek miracle with all your heart and soul (deau.4:29). *Mars has two satellites (phobos&Deimos), also miracle has two satellites: Faith and seed* i.e sowing seed, this two satellites govern miracle perfectly. Get closer to the word & world of God to know more about miracle planet strategies.

*5. JUPITER AS JOY*- Jupiter is the largest planet according to the astronomers, also same with Joy according to Psalms 16:11 _"Thou wilt shew me the part of life, in thy presence is *fullness of joy*,at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore._  Good savor comes from a joyful heart, nothing can hinder you from being prosperous why partnering with joy ( 1 peter 1:cool .Joy determines your longevity, a depressed / confused heart only brings more failure and untimely death. Even if your tribulation is like that of earthquake near valdivia in southern Chile in may 22 ,1960 ,dont be weary be joyfully joyous believe me it will end in praises. sorrow might take over your  night but Joy comes in the morning. The Bible uses the words “happy” and “happiness” about 30 times, while “joy” and “rejoice” appear over 300 times, happiness is elusive and temporal while joy is permanent because joy is a fruit of the spirit ((Gal.5:22))  . just make sure you positioned yourself very well in this planet.

                                                 *_....to be continued_*

                                                        *by HokanLaWon*

Phones / Re: See What Is Currently Trending On Facebook(photo) by Teepsy(m): 1:15pm On Jul 01, 2016
social media nd itz palava
Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Flaunts His New Haircut by Teepsy(m): 3:46pm On Jun 21, 2016
xtophy:
this is KISS not our former DANIEL wey sabi sing... do u guys notice the new kiss Daniel album??
i didnt hear a
quarter of everything he was singing... my guy
just dey sound like rabbit wey swallow tom-tom...
oga go to studio and sing your own let us hear you!!joblessness is really affecting you!!! half-baked niccur !!
Literature / Re: (BBW) Big Bold Woman ( a short story) by Teepsy(m): 12:13pm On Jun 02, 2016
waoo,,ds story s so touching,,, God bless d OP...bbw
Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Threatened By BVN Scammers After Exposing Them (photos) by Teepsy(m): 12:35pm On May 17, 2016
all ds small kids don enter scam business ds days...God help nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy And Uju Stella Trend On Twitter by Teepsy(m): 12:31pm On May 17, 2016
burna boy na amateur animal,,,he-goat

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Events / Re: Wedding Day Disasters: The Worst Things That Can Happen On Your Wedding. by Teepsy(m): 12:25pm On May 17, 2016
cicc2010:
In fact I can relate with some of the point, first, when it was time to cut the cake my wife found out that the cake was not good looking and the cake maker started begging that the cake fall and she use pin to pin everything together, my wife was boiling, but did not say anything,the camera man disappeared only to surface after the wedding that his ba3 ran down. The woman that cooked the food nko? The food was brought by 6pm, my wife was so angry and was like i did not wed in the first place, now see enbarasment.But after wedding my wife said I must no pay the balance,but as a gentleman I paid up just for them to get lost
lolzzzzzzzxzzzzz,,,oga u funny ooo
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal: "I Want A Hubby As Kanye West That'll Share My Unclad Pics Online' by Teepsy(m): 12:14pm On May 17, 2016
see ds senseless chicken,, you think say na yankee you deycomparing ursef to kim!!,,ugo wait die!
Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe Apologizes To Toyin Aimakhu For All Inconveniences by Teepsy(m): 7:26pm On May 16, 2016
who dem epp,,,dat 1 doesn't change fuel shii #145 shii,make dem parkwell jare
Celebrities / Re: Film Producer, Abiodun Ibitola, Dies by Teepsy(m): 7:13pm On May 16, 2016
i was shocked todaywen i hrd d news,,when my mum heard also she was sad,cos she is my mum's junior backden in secondary school!!!such is life, das y we should always do good nd get closer to God, nobody is destined to escape death!!!God help us all!!
Celebrities / Re: Film Producer, Abiodun Ibitola, Dies by Teepsy(m): 7:13pm On May 16, 2016
i was shocked today,,,when my mum heard also she was sad,cos she is my mum's junior backden in secondary school!!!such is life, das y we should always do good nd get closer to God, nobody is destined to escape death!!!God help us all!!
Politics / Re: NUPENG And PENGASSAN Support Petrol Price Increase by Teepsy(m): 10:43pm On May 13, 2016
Nigeria is going to be great soon,just be patient!!!! smileyi believe #iStandWiFbUhari!!

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Who Faked Kidnap Of American Girl Bags 28 Years Imprisonment by Teepsy(m): 3:17pm On Mar 03, 2016
he will learn in prison

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Celebrities / Re: Man Reveals He Doesn't Like Adekunle Gold , See Responds He Got From Him. by Teepsy(m): 8:15am On Mar 02, 2016
isan:
That fool is ipod member they are so bitter

u dont just call someone a fool cos he/she is ipod member,,if you dont know what to say go and charge your phone maybe your battery is low somehow affecting you upstair,,,must you talk??

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Education / Re: Ayodele Dada: "How I Graduated With All-Round A's & 5.0 CGPA" by Teepsy(m): 12:02pm On Feb 29, 2016
he didn't gaht imsef into any relationship/serious relationship ">>>quote<<<TO BECOME A SUCCESS BECAREFUL OF LADIES!!!!

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Crime / Re: FUTO Student Bites Off Fellow Student's Nose During Fight (photos) by Teepsy(m): 10:14pm On Feb 27, 2016
grin BEWARE OF VAMPIRES,,,,,, NAIJA NAIJA
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye On Where Lucy Iheonyechoro-Ugorji, His New Signee Is From by Teepsy(m): 10:11pm On Feb 27, 2016
undecided this dude wan2 copy donJazzy,,,the way he took up the signing stuff is somhow clumsily local.....aint feeling the vibes......better think very well before you fumble....and also sort the issue between you and your brothers.....((the other one did 'dance with peter' he cudnt handle the lil ish dat came up btwn him nd the organizers....... )muno muno,,he is cool for now to the ladies
Crime / Re: Nigerian Dad Beats Son To Death In Dubai, To Be Deported After 10-Year Jail Term by Teepsy(m): 12:37pm On Feb 27, 2016
nawa oo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Sterling Bank Entry-Level Recruitment by Teepsy(m): 6:00pm On Feb 17, 2016
[b][/b]i applied by using firefox,,,operamini cant do that,#GodhelpUs
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment 2015 by Teepsy(m): 2:08pm On Sep 01, 2015
add me...07068462337
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: HARPS Online Aptitude Test. by Teepsy(m): 11:16pm On Jun 21, 2015
ALL IS WELL!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by Teepsy(m): 7:41pm On Jun 09, 2015
pls i nid past question, pls...send it to moseize70@yahoo.com,,God bless you!
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Fine Rich Male Guys Havent Woo You + Pictures (female Only Thread) by Teepsy(m): 3:48am On Aug 04, 2014
omg....lwkmd....BULUKUZZZZZ....na tru talk oo...i love ladies with big booty.&u kno ds bulukuz wil not let d features show wella...se u grab@ladies? [

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