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@ poster,
guess what my response was when i got this kind of message,
i said "
"Asshole why not try your luck eslewhere,did i apply for job in the first place ?"

Hi all,
i have problem with my former Address, i learnt WEMASEC is Intercontinental share registra,
pls what is the office on MARINA STREET, ?
can i pick my Certificate from them since i beleive it has being SENT_BACK to sender?
is there any Dividend, ?, if YES
what is the VALUE ?
how do i claim my Dividend ?

modupsie:
I just got a job in a construction company as a secretary to a German boss. And 3 days into the job he wants to sleep with me and when i told him no, he asked me to leave for now that i would be called upon later.
which i think means quitting.
I have been home for two days now and i feel terrible and sad, am also confused i do not want to fail God and i also need a job desperately.
somebody please advice me on what to do, i hope he would change his mind and call me back because i love the job.

@ modupsie,
would you rather want to have him savour you ?, that is my question!
i still dont get,why you came up with a thread like this,are you here to take statistic of YES againt NO and viceversa
well let me help you out,
go for YES: if you are sex-starve without really being optimistic about be rewarded cos the
reward you will get is more rounds of sex

go fo NO: if you are sure you have a Certificate you sweated for without
sleeping with the lecturer while your were in School

slimmy24:
Hey guys,
just trying to find out the good and bad sides of meeting or dating people you met online.

i have lots of male friends online and they are suggesting we meet. what advise have you got for moi.

@ slimmy 24
my friend met Her fiancee online and they are getting maaried next wkend!,
i still believe that there are still Honest and people with good intent around
slimmy24, let's do yahoo messanger, Pm me teetalks, i will be around

@ rexfx2
the pleasure is all mine and sincerely at your service
you will get an update on the number of interested Applicant
by COB

Meldrick:
Is this an evidence of joblessness. It is not everything you joke with.I think this is a column for serious minded people who are job seekers or intend posting a job.

@meldrick
as much as i understand how emotional you are(being seroius
or desperate),i was too,
all am saying is RELAX, trust God and do your best bit

henryarm:
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Immediately I read the original post I took an offense and then smiled. I think I understand the aim of the Originator; the guy was trying to crack a joke for humor.
Nevertheless, this is not a joke section, it's a section for serious job hunters & job providers. Besides, that joke could raise some external eye brows considering the present state of things in the country. Please, we should learn how, when and where to post relevant issues, and make jokes that are really harmless.

I wouldn't like a situation where the Forum is probed and shut down for making a 'simple joke.'

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@ henryman.
believe me, i was in desperate mood geting a job,
but when i got this same message i posted in the thread, my perspective
took another dimension ,i have no other Choice than to trust God more
and less of my so-called desperate effort, what is life!? is it not about
having fun at every phase of human life and trusting God for a devine direction
And as for the this forum being Shut down,take my word, that wont happen,
cos SEUN's sense of Humour is far more remarkable

aawodumila:
u have got a hell of imagination!

@ aawodumila
is that all you gat to say?.
be informed !, I Actaully got 26 applicant resume, just yesterday, day 1

lekuchi:
Dont let him see fire d best u can do is to reassure him that things can still be better u know men are like babies they need 2 be urged before they will make things happen.

@  lekuchi
they saying is that experince is the best teacher,having a women is inevitable
and beleiving me,they are synonmous with MONI  ,
let's be frank, no matter how hard they want to show you they can stand the pressure!
yet they cave-in when least expected, dont be suprised

victronics:
help, help, help, hhaaa hhaaaa hhahaaaa haaahh,
I never laugh like this before.
You go take ex-biafra war lord?
haahhhaa haahhaaahhhaaa,

Sure, send -in your application
if ex-biafra,why not

+osisi:
My dear thank God for you.
Money and sex are the main causes of marital katakata.

@ topic,if a man loses his job and is out there,actively looking and even doing odd jobs to help out while searching,any woman would love his efforts.
But if he gives up on life and begins to vegetate on the couch,watching "Jerry Springer" and eating kpoff kpoff.
He will see fire!

@ +osisi
Word, word.!, my-o-my

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tkb417:
@Teetalks
are you taking this personal? i back off then. Just catching fun though.
No more missiles from me. Nana is our friend. Nothing clandestine. Ok?

nevertheless,i still maintain you see your Doc, although
you confirmed that you rarely think before you respond to issue
according to you, it is ALL PLAY NOTHING SEROIUS, well,let me state
clearly ,what is worth spending my time upon is worth my doing well, i dont mess around,

i careless if you leave next door to Nana,
and as for you tbk,case close no further comment,no matter what!

mishooo:
TREETALKS
ANIMALTALKS
STONETALKS
MANTALKS

ITALK

we ever told you that you have 4 options,
sincerely, your own case is ANIMALTALKS
dick head

nana:
How una dey o?

,
i rest my case on this thread,
seroiusly,i'll be on the lookout for you on some others,
we cant get anything decent out of here,since they wont
letgo and watch us do our thing

tkb417:
@Teetalks
are you alrite? i asked who did the change and you said updated.
Gawwwd. Did you to to school? so when you update things, you don't alter? Update or downdate, their is a change.
Do you speak english at all?
Kai. Go to an Adult school now now

,
am sorry for your parents,the idea of sending you to school
was a waist(if at all u went),
it is only the originator or intiator of a thing(thread) who
can issue a new version(updated) of a product, when it is different from
the original and ur shallow skul decided to call it ALTERED, and not an UPDATE,
you have a Critical Phyche problem, get yourself examined (by a VET DOC) if you are fond of attacking
personality than positively contribute to issues on any thread

@ Enokoko,
i too need a Car Nissan,Honda but best prefarably good Toyota car,
4 doors btw the price range of 250k and 300k,
contact me ajayitaye@yahoo.co.uk

Updated 

pls Iyken,
let's have the Issuing House or Registra office Address so
as to follow up

same here,
am yet to receive mine,,i also heard on one of the Threads
that some people have received theirs,

good for you that you dont and you wont

@ tbk,
i should send some mails to Nana ,
when has that become your headache,
i tot you have heard me well and enough,
LAYOFF, will you

@ Bblak,
i just pm you on yahoo messanger could you meet me there?

@ tbk,
explain my foot, open you eyes & use your head

@ tbk417, @ Shakira , @ debosky,

Were all you Niggas laying ambush allthesewhile
for a thread on Nana to come up where you all you can, ?
what exactly is all these about
was it that none of you had the courage or you were not paying Attention
and all you need was an impetus to set your Ego up??, well am sorry for you all!
you all lost

i cant agree less with you

@ Topic,
let's have the picture of the Car displayed on this Thread
here

tbk,
how old are you?, is living outside your Country a licence to
be impolite ,i was actually waiting to filter out you kind of person
from you utterance so as to value you and you just did exactly what
i was waiting for, if in your own world LOVE is somethin you toy with,
i now have a clue of your type,i insist you stay clear ok?
NB: i no send you message,

@Nana,
heaven knows i careless if you are sarayevo or bosnia,
infact i never paid attention to your current location until
this fan of yours mentioned UK , isnt that funny
living in Uk sounds like living on another planet, lke Venus, Abeg!

Nana,
lets go, pls dont ask me this(WHAT DO U WANT ?)
let's go

@ tkb417,
for heavensake,you will soon be asking me too
if i have a clue about who mary slessor was and probably if
i have met with the oldest doll from your hood, geraoutt, just go

@nana
i still maintain,idealy and strongly that we take
this elsewia not here

@ tkb
you are the third person on the line,first it was biola,mishoo
and now you, time is ticking, and it is alomst up, watch ur back(i mean ur head)

@nana
there are pending issues here unresolved
your Nana on this thread keeps coming top,
i still maintain we take this elsewia,

bosdem,
kindly give me a buzz (yahoo messanger ) on ajayiaye@yahoo.co.uk
am often online,would like to add you up my list,
it will be nice hearin from you

@ tbk417
where in hell are you from, surface from no where, with you blabbing
"Nana can u marry me "