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TravelRe: My Experience Visiting Nigeria After 5 Years Abroad by Teeyoo(m): 8:42am On Nov 06, 2024
OgaTheTop2:
So, if I no tip I will be locked up, right? Smh.
You don't understand my assertion, what you said is also true and right and what the other person is also true. I've been involved in both at MMA and Abuja.
TravelRe: My Experience Visiting Nigeria After 5 Years Abroad by Teeyoo(m): 7:01pm On Nov 05, 2024
OgaTheTop2:
Your airport experience is a big lie! In all my years of traveling to Nigeria I have never witnessed, seen or experienced travelers slipping cash to officers to skip the line. So many airport lies against our custom officers are so terrible...Omo, naija people!
Don't say that. He's true. You might have not encountered this before and I pray you encounter it one day, you will know what it takes.
RomanceRe: Singles Ladies And Single Mothers Who Claim To Be Searching For Love & partners by Teeyoo(m): 6:21pm On Oct 27, 2024
dannex4adx:
I would like to share my personal research on the things I observed about the Single Ladies/ Girls and Single moms that are searching for love and partners online.
I did my research on Facebook and X-app. I joined about six (6) dating pages on Facebook, ranging from Single and searching groups, igbo, yoruba dating groups, Single mothers and fathers groups, even widwos and widowers group and the age range of women in these group is between 23years to 60years old.
Usually on these dating pages, some guys will post messages like: "I need a girl looking for a partner for serious relationship around Lagos, Edo, Imo, Anambra, Abuja, etc. Or "I need a single mother looking for a serious relationship" some guys will even post "I need a older women for relationship" grin

Some ladies/women do reply to the posts. One just one reply from the Ladies/women, you will see more than six(6) responses from different guys. So I usually send friend request and a DM to the ladles/women but most of them don't respond to either the friend request or the DM.

So I created a new Facebook account with a foreign name and a AI generation white guy picture with Foreign Location in my profile then I resent the friend requests and the DM. To my surprise! Twelve (12) Ladies ( Single, Single moms, widows with different age range) replied me within twenty minutes.

I then sent a message on the group that I am a foreigner working in America looking for a woman to marry. I got different DM from different ladies in Nigeria. grin meanwhile, when I used my real Naija profile there was no response.

Before I conclude!
There was a post by one influencer on X-app saying Single Ladies serious looking for love and partners should post their pictures, age and location. About 150 Ladies posted their details so I liked posts of about ten (10) Ladies and sent them a DM each introducing myself. About of them replied while the remaining didn't reply up till now.

Even the six (6) ladies that replied didn't were not serious. I even told one that I would like us to meet in person, she was reluctant at first, so I tempted her that we should go and see a movie so she jumped on the offer. A day before the day we fixed, I called her to come to my place to watch movies together, she blocked me grin

See most of these girls claiming to be Searching for love and partners online are not serious. They need not to be taken serious. What they want is money and guys they can exploit. There are still serious ladies out there but the percentage is low.
Guys! don't take online ladies serious, until they show commitment.

N.B: This is just an advice. You may choose to follow or not.
You're right. I met one last week. She's a single mother of two. She said she's looking for a rich guy. I just laugh. Women are after your money. Anything outside money, forget about it
RomanceRe: Man Goes Viral After Listing All Women He Dated Over The Years by Teeyoo(m): 6:02pm On Oct 27, 2024
Supers:
Facebook Man, Bala Mohammed sparked a buzz after posting a lengthy series of updates where he catalogued the women he claims to have dated over the years.

In scattered posts, the 50-something-year-old man didn’t just list their names; he included photos of himself with some of the women and provided detailed descriptions, including their ages, locations, and when they first met.

Bala’s list reportedly includes over 30 women, spanning an age range of 20 to 45, with each post offering glimpses into his relationships and interactions with the women.

His posts have left many users both amused and outraged, with some questioning the ethics of sharing personal information so publicly and others debating his intentions behind the posts.

Read More
https://supers.ng/man-goes-viral-after-listing-all-women-he-dated-over-the-years/
This man deserves an award. But I pity him sha
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Teeyoo(m): 5:59pm On Oct 27, 2024
immortalcrown:
Why should we leave Christianity out of it when they post is about a Christian? Why should we leave Christianity out of it when they post is focused on whether it is right for a Christian to use intimacy gadgets? Do you want to deviate from the topic?
I'm not deviating from anything, I've mentioned earlier that it's a sin to use the gadget. It's better the husband invite her wife through other means since the husband's papers aren't complete. It's as simple as that
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Teeyoo(m): 5:32pm On Oct 27, 2024
immortalcrown:
What exactly do you not concur with?

You are clearly deviating from the post. The post is not about what the lady should do to take her mind off sexual cravings. The post is specifically asking whether it is right for a Christian to use intimacy gadgets. And I simply state that it is wrong for a Christian to use intimacy gadgets. So what exactly do you not concur with in my comment?
I linked yours with the original comment. I'm married either for 9 years and I can proof my points. If I don't have the experience, I won't even bother to comment. Let's leave Christianity out of this (I'm a Christian also). Even in Churches, they always preach and implore husbands not to leave their wives and vice versa. Let's cut the story short and let's leave any doctrine out of it, the woman has tried enough. It's not easy
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Teeyoo(m): 4:28pm On Oct 27, 2024
Procashtips:
3 years without sex for a 30yrs old woman?

Meaning she's been without it since 27yrs as a married woman!

Can you people be realistic for once?
Thank you for this. Some people commenting can't hold it for 1 year "if they are married, talkless of 3 years"
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Teeyoo(m): 4:02pm On Oct 27, 2024
immortalcrown:
Self control is among the qualities of a Christian. Control yourself until your husband is available for you.

As long as the sexual pleasure does not come from your husband, you are cheating on him and committing adultery. It doesn't matter whether the cheating is with another man or with a gadget. You sharing your husband's entitlement with a gadget is the same as sharing the entitlement with another man.

In conclusion, seeking or getting sexual satisfaction from any source (even masturbation) other than from your spouse is a sin. In fact, using an intimacy gadget is a higher level of masturbation.

NOTE:
What applies to wives applies to husbands in this case. There is no double standards in Christianity.

For those who will want to challenge my comment, remember that my response is from a Christian perspective because the post is about a Christian. I responded with what is biblically right. I responded with what is expected of a Christian. So, as you disagree with my comment, remember that the topic is about Christian life.
I don't concur with this assertion. It's better you aren't married to your husband. Being without your man for 3 years isn't a thing to joke with. Don't use the adult toys either. It's better you let him know what you're passing through. It's not easy to stay without your man (6 months) talkless of three years. Tell your husband and he should do the needful. Even if you are spirit-filled, definitely, your body will request for it. That's why those who loose their spouse at a tender age are mostly advised to remarry. I have someone who said she can stay for years without her husband and now, she's complaining that she can't hold her body any longer. Pls call your husband. Maybe he can enrol you in a school abroad and you will have the chance to meet him again.
RomanceRe: . by Teeyoo(m): 7:54pm On Oct 01, 2024
EreluRoz:
Hope you are clean too as well.
Let me see your face before I can reply. I strongly belief I will be far cleaner than you.
RomanceRe: . by Teeyoo(m): 7:01pm On Oct 01, 2024
EreluRoz:
Me: I'm always ready to break up if you are not matching my energy

Me: I can break up with you if you dance publicly or eat in a public place.
1. I don't joke unnecessarily.
2. Once I found out that u lied to me, that's the end of my trust for you.
3. If I give u freehand to operate and you misuse the opportunity, I won't give u such opportunity again for the rest of your life
4. I don't play unnecessary pranks
5. I hate being dirty. Any sign of odour, be it body odor, mouth odor, vg odour, that's the end
CultureRe: Banyankole Tribe Where Bride's Aunt Has Sex With Groom To Test Sexual Prowess by Teeyoo(m): 6:55pm On Oct 01, 2024
OLAADEGBU:
Pulse
If she tries me, aswear, she go get belle straight. Which kind tradition be this one
Foreign AffairsRe: White House Believes Iran Is Preparing Ballistic Missile Attack Against Israel by Teeyoo(m): 6:51pm On Oct 01, 2024
FiftyFifty:
Netanyahu, more than anyone, knows that without the USA, Israel is nothing. The IDF is nothing. Israhell is a parasite that is allowed to exist by America. Its economy, military, and very physical existence are created by and depend on America.

There is no long arm of Israel'. There are only American missiles, American carriers, American fighter groups, American jets, American bombs you use to murder people, American satellites to give you information, and American soldiers to stand between you and the justice you deserve.

So make no mistake: you are a dog with a loud bark and zero bite, allowed to exist by America. If America were not keeping you safe and alive, you would cease to exist in 48 hours. Every Goddamned thing you are is because of America. So humble yourself, Netanyahu, and know your place.

So why is this allowed? Why is Israel allowed to run amok, to assassinate, to murder civilians, women, and children, to rape people on camera, to invade its neighbours, and to bomb anyone it pleases? Why is America sending more American troops and assets to the Middle East to fight and die for this miserable excuse for a people and their so-called "greater Israel"?

It's because most of the US politicians and elites love to f*ck kids and, thanks to assets like Epstein and other Mossad methods, they have mountains of blackmail in the form of video, photos and documents to prove it. This means that the US government is completely at the will of Israel, or they risk being exposed. Clinton's s3x chat with the Jewish Monica Lewinsky was first released by Mossad.

They are also paid and owned by AIPAC, aka Israel, and are forced to play ball. With politicians like Trump, everything goes to the highest bidder.

So basically, the USA will have to forever fund and send its troops to die for Israel so that the US favourite politicians and elites don't have videos of them r*ping children or leaked proofs of financial corruption. Yes, they are quite willing to see countless Americans suffer, fight, and die to protect their secrets, power, and wealth.

And, does the US have any hopeful candidates to take charge and correct this? No. Instead, they have two front runners who argue and fight over who is a bigger friend to Israel.

All hope is not lost; the youth in the US are now asking questions that weren't asked before. The genocide in Gaza and the role of their government in it is now changing their perception. Thankfully, there's now an alternative to mainstream media with social media platforms such as TikTok, Telegram, and (to an extent) X, among others.

Will this continue forever? Certainly no. Every empire that is built on the foundation of injustice, and lies crumble sooner than later. History has told us about Empires such as the Mongol, Byzantine, Roman, Persian, and recently French and British Empire. The US, too, will fade and become history (the signs are there already). But before then, the US will fight a war with no other country than Israhell. The US, too, has been a victim of this spoilt child; the killing of JFK is only one example.
Guy, gbenu e soun. You're just typing nonsense. If you don't understand or know anything, google is there, search well before typing nonsense. If you check the most of the richest people in USA, they are the Jews. The best in Anything, name it, u will find the Jews there. Most decisions made in USA, Jewish are involved. Protecting their motherland is a most. For you to be spitting nonsense from your stinking mouth, that shows u're just parabulating and want people to know u're also on the platform
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Detonates Hezbollah Walkie-talkies In Second Wave After Pager Attack(pics by Teeyoo(m): 10:02pm On Sep 18, 2024
LtChisom:
So the rockets and missles they'Ve been raining into Israel is meant for agriculture?
If civilians weren't evacuated?

Muslims, you all are brain dead and worthless in thinking.
Why mentioning Muslim in this matter? Let's watch our comments, pls.
CrimeRe: Two Suspects Arrested For Kidnapping Of 32 Passengers In Edo (Video) by Teeyoo(m): 5:18am On Sep 18, 2024
Candidlady:
sad

Just take a look at the ugly things


This gender got nothing to offer... They bring pain and sorrow

Ladies should stay clear of this gender..

MENance to this peaceful world of ours
What happened to the gender? The gender that brought you into this world with the aid of opposite gender. Pls, if anyone has offended you from the male gender, it's personal and no need to encourage others to stay clear from the male gender. That's feminism.
HealthRe: I Have Erectile Dysfunction And Its Really Affecting My Relationship. by Teeyoo(m): 2:37am On Sep 11, 2024
NgwalandAba:
Before making love,make sure you use Chinese bam and rub on your penis and two hairy balls before entering her.. come back thank me later.
grin grin grin grin >: grin, you're wicked ooooo. Chinese Balm ke grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: Why Do I Lose My Erection Almost Immediately I Start The In-and-out? by Teeyoo(m):
Hadeylex:
For many years now, in fact, more than 20 years, I have never had problem with my erection. I could go on having sex for hours with my erection intact. Even I could have sex multiple times without losing my erection.

Recently, however, about 4 months ago, I started experiencing a strange turn in my sexuality. At the start, I could have my erection normally, but just after I start the in-and-out, my manhood will relax and I will lose my erection. It is really embarrassing. This has been happening very frequently the last few months now and I am lost about what to do.

Please, I will appreciate if anyone can recommend what I can do. I don't mind herbal therapy. Thanks
1. The first thing I will ask is your age? You mentioned more than 20 years. It's very simple, as you grow in age, your s**ul drive starts decreasing.
2. It's either during the 20 years you mentioned earlier, you are using s**x enhancer which always have negative effect afterwards and it also destroys the liver or kidney (medically confirmed)
3. If that's not the case, there are instances when your girl/madam has irritating smell in her situation room (you get what I mean). When your Manchester (you get what I mean) senses the irritating smell, it won't last long and in turn causes what you mentioned earlier. Even if your woman's body hygiene is poor, it will also affect you.
4. Check your hygiene. Take good hygiene of yourself.
5. Don't be too excited when you want to meet your partner. When doing the do, take your mind off it, but if you do, I'm 95% sure you will encounter what u mentioned earlier.
6. Even taking herbs destroys the kidney and liver at the later end (medically confirmed), even if you take it, with all I mentioned above, it will still happen.
7. Having sex is good (medically) but too much of it is dangerous (going on several rounds) can cause either cardiovascular arrest or stroke. I will advise you to limit your sexual activity. You have a long way to go. Even too much s**x with a woman also affects them.

With all of the above, if any of these doesn't happen, that means you have offended someone and want to use it to fight back at you. Have a good day.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men These Days Think Everything Is Billing - Lady Says (pic/video) by Teeyoo(m): 9:24pm On Sep 03, 2024
officialwdhtv:
Nigerian men these days think everything is billing - Lady says

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HzyaRJpa6M
Ladies are good at billing. Tonight, I've been billed twice. Whenever a lady wants to celebrate her birthday, that's when the most billing comes in. Ladies and billing are 5&6🤣🤣🤣
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend She Is 'suffocating' Me by Teeyoo(m): 11:41am On Sep 03, 2024
W0t0w0toman:
Na wa o. Things dey happen o.

Yamayama really fell on your wife's brain
Are you married? Pls don't say that to my wife. I won't accept that. If you have a daughter and she's married, can someone say that something really fell on your daughter's brain? Pls know what you will be typing.
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Date Female Medics by Teeyoo(m): 8:13pm On Aug 12, 2024
magzey:
But they are easy going when it come to love relationship only that they don't have all the time and one thing again is that when they look into your eyes they will see Malaria in your eyes grin grin grin
You are 100% correct. They can either see malaria or pimples and they start removing it at their leisure time. That's what I'm been passing through grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Date Female Medics by Teeyoo(m): 8:10pm On Aug 12, 2024
[quote author=XtraFortunes post=131473579]There is status in those professions. The female medic considers those.

On her wedding day she wants to hear Engr. Dr. Chief, Prof before her husband's name. It is what it is smiley[/quote

I don't concur with this. Not all of them. Before I met my wife, I woo female medical Doctors like play play. Although, I have my cool ride back in 2008. It gave me an edge and confidence to woo them. If your mouth stinks or smells with bad body odour, it's better you run away than to embarrass yourself grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Date Female Medics by Teeyoo(m): 8:06pm On Aug 12, 2024
wunmi590:
huh

Majority of them have ego, even my day I school then, when we were doing some medical courses together like parasitology and medical Microbiology, the way they class themselves as if they were dropped from heaven self, you will hate it
Ego ke, if you know their weak point, ego my foot. I just dey make jest of them. Medical doctor wey I dey make yanga with. If you have money and learned, they will swallow their ego. I currently live with them (both Medical Doctors and Nurses). I am not fabricating any thing here. Although they have ego, but if you know your way and know how to handle them, they will be the one chasing you. Most medical students are very busy from their 200 level to houseman-ship level. Give them breathing space, don't call them regularly. Know the time they are with their colleagues reading, don't call during that time, if u want to catch her attention, know when she's been in the class since morning, go to one eatery, buy her best delicacy, and go and give her where she's busy dissecting dead body. She will be the one calling you. If you don't have money to dress cool, wear a nice and near shirt, if it's even short and a clean palm slippers, even her friends will fall for you. They are easy to catch and also they hate mouth odour oooooo grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Date Female Medics by Teeyoo(m): 7:56pm On Aug 12, 2024
Manculated:
I don't even find them attractive nor romantic just to start with plus i hardly notice them.
Smile, they are romantic oooo. If you fall into one hand, you will know what I mean. cheesy cheesy ; cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Date Female Medics by Teeyoo(m): 7:54pm On Aug 12, 2024
1Sharon:
You are not equally yoked. Most female medics want other medics.
Not all of them. Cos they will have prob later in the cause of raising their children. Both husband and wife can be on "call" for 5 straight days before going home. The wife won't see the husband and vice versa. Most Doctor I know are married to Lawyers, University Administrators, Lecturers who will have time to stay with the children at home whenever they are on "call". And if the eventually marry each other, It's either the husband works with a government establishment and the wife opens a private hospital where she can take charge of the home. I love that profession. There are many benefits attached to it. Apart from the money, even though their pay isn't much at the beginning but on the long run, the are wellpaid. When you marry a Doctor, all the issue of hospital bill, child been sick, pregnancy palava, delivery palava will be taken care of by the his or her colleague and his/her place of work without paying a dime. All what I'm saying here is 100% correct because I've passed through everything.
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Date Female Medics by Teeyoo(m): 7:39pm On Aug 12, 2024
Karleb:
The only part I agree with is some female medics eventually don't end up with anyone, because it is true.
The problem is also in civil service and it's common in Nigeria too.

That aside, all other things you stated are the men's issue because they already decided in their mind that a lady in a particular field is bigger than them. So it's basically a self esteem issue.

I am surprised Nigerians consider 150k big money tho. No wonder this guy staying with us got married the moment he started earning 150.


150k na isha money during the Tinubu era, if it's during Buhari era, it's still okay.

Let me buttress about some of the comments I've read earlier. The comments I've read so far is 100% true. My wife is a Matron in a federal hospital. So what I'm about to tell you is true and I also have a dentist and medical doctor as siblings too. The mentality of most nurses is that if you aren't up to their standard or taste, you are no go area. You must look clean, decent and most be presentable among their colleagues. When I was dating my wife 14 years ago, I have a ride, that gave me my first edge and good pay. One of her lecturers asked her that hope I'm not a scammer that will scam her and dump her? That question self can make a man leave the woman if he doesn't love the lady. Moreso the medical Doctors, if you aren't in their profession, don't move closer to them, they won't give you chance to even talk to them. It's either you are childhood friends or u are colleagues from 100 level in the same university and one way or the other, the guy changed the course to a lucrative one, most especially Engineering line or Architecture. Some Doctors don't like to marry their colleague because of their children. Both husband and wife can be on call for 5 straight days without seeing their children, which in turn, affect the upbringing of them children. If you want to marry a doctor, even though u aren't from their profession, if you have good fashion taste, speaks good and fluent English, smart and intelligent, you are good to go.
PoliticsRe: Senate President Leads Colleagues To Condole With Bukola Saraki by Teeyoo(m): 8:59pm On Jul 02, 2024
MichaelSUK:
can 500,000 start a police station business ?
I laugh or laughed or laughing in Chinchon. I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Anyways, Police business is very lucrative, you can also start with #10,000
FamilyRe: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Teeyoo(m): 6:29pm On Jun 27, 2024
oliverwrites:
The first time she did it I felt it was a coincidence. But it has happened many times that I think her fingerprints opens my phone.

Two different phones now.

There are times it doesn't open it but I have seen this happen like 6 times.

Is this a normal thing?
Same as my daughter too. Her finger print matches my wife's own and she can unlock my wife's phone. My wife didn't add my daughter's fingerprint because she can go to where she's not allowed to go to on the phone even using her face to unlock her mum's phone.
BusinessRe: Otedola Buys ₦18.9bn Shares To Regain Position As Biggest Shareholder In FBN by Teeyoo(m): 7:36am On Jun 21, 2024
tiswell:
Yet he can't buy a good husband for his daughter,cupy
What concerns you with his family affair? Some people just talk anyhow and rant on social Media on something that didn't concern them. The writer is saying something and you are saying another thing. There's no correlation in what u are saying.
RomanceRe: Know What You Want; Men Are Time Wasters by Teeyoo(m): 7:51pm On Jun 19, 2024
Prettygirl200:
It is enough oga, infact it is more than enough, what are u looking for that u can't study who u are dating for that period of time? That's why it's called dating, you guys are fond of wasting the time of women it's not going to be like that again. Ladies any guy u date within six months and you can't see any form of seriousness or any good intentions from him please discard him.
6 months is not enough. Both parties won't show your true colors until u tie the nuts. That's when you will see each other's picture and no going back. 8 months to 1 year is enough cos u will easily see red flags and run for your dear life
RomanceRe: Have U Had Sex With Older Women Before by Teeyoo(m): 7:37pm On Jun 19, 2024
Prettygirl200:
Again instead of looking for points, you look for what's not there to say, it doesn't change the fact that the world is where it is because of your gender, even your men are afraid of men, disgusting gender 🤮
Your gender is also disgusting. See your mate in another man's house eating his food. Rubbish. And u will say men are scum. Most of you run after men cos of his money. Which is disgusting. May they call ur son too disgusting in the future if you don't have anything meaningful to say with ur mouth

CultureRe: Pictures From 2024 Ojude Oba Festival In Ijebu by Teeyoo(m): 5:38am On Jun 19, 2024
AmiableMosquito:
I see MILFs everywhere. grin
God forgive me o embarassed

I am in love with her already. Good people of Ijebu Ode, please find her for me 😍
Na money you wan marry grin grin grin

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