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Neymar’s strengths are quite similar to that of Eden Hazard. Dribbling is certainly on top of that list. His passing too is something that not many forwards can boast. At the end of the day though, the writer feels that Eden Hazard, at least as of now, is a better player than Neymar and the very fact that we can’t compare them through a statistical point of view as they’re part of two different leagues makes it harder for us to compare. So let’s have a look without statistics.. 1. Eden Hazard is miles ahead of Neymar when
it comes to defensive capabilities. Jose Mourinho stresses that each and every player played his part in defence as well. Mourinho actually sold Juan Mata, a two time Chelsea Player of the Year as he didn’t do his job defensively and Eden Hazard has learnt from that. 2. On his day, Neymar’s dribbling skills are as
good as anyone but on others, he looks as though he is holidaying and is pedestrian on the field. These are the times that you wonder whether you need to play him. Eden Hazard though, even if he has a bad day, (which is rare) ensures that he has a say on the match. And this is one reason why he is lethal day in and day out. 3. Neymar’s antics on and off the field like diving, his nose tape and what not have made him many critics. His diving especially has damaged his image and has made referees cautious while making decisions involving him. These traits of Neymar certainly put Hazard ahead. 4. Last but not the least, Hazard’s work rate is much more than Hazard’s. This is a follow up to point one actually as Mourinho’s tactics have made hazard work much more than his colleagues in the same position. After having a look at the above mentioned points, it is clearly Hazard who is the better player among the two.

the club that all man u fans hate.... The club that won ucl b4 d great arsenal(never been relegated in d history of futball)

CHELSEA

1. Tension in the league... In epl all teams will do anything to enter the top 4- epl top 4 chelsea man u,liverpool man city and arsenal will struggle for this position next year..... Unlike la liga which is just barca, madrid and any other lucky club....

2. Goals- i agree that barca and madrid are currently the best attacking side, but why are they always winning clubs 9-1 8-0 e.t.c and ull always be hearing stuff of unbeaten record... madrid last year won like 20 matches before their form dropped... Unllike epl

3.only in la liga that a player will dribble 5 defenders and still score..... Compare hazard and bale... Their goal and assists statistics are almost equal, yet they say bale is underperforming..

go sms pro

1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit
his booklet making every other students
look like they know nothing. “Woooooow !!! Do you
mean you have finished?” They will face other
students and say “can see your life oooo?, he finished within an hour, that is a well prepared
student”.

2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of
their lives, how they performed excellently
amongst their peers when they were in college. They
will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & the barely got “C” * if I hear*

3. The ones who will collect your question paper and
go through it. They will ask “why sweating
profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I
would have finished since *if I hear*

4. The ones forming James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students
they have caught cheating and have been rusticated
**wetin concern us with that one ?**

5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go
through the questions and shake their heads
pitifully without saying anything.

6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet
and they will ask why your booklet is blank.
“Didn’t you read for this exam ?” **Abeg swerve
go left jor**

7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you
are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next
available Jamb form.

8. The ones who are very sensitive: Try communicate
with any student and they will change your seat, you
keep wondering how smart they really are to have
noticed you.

9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty
minutes into the exams they are already sleeping. The
moment you are making noise, they will wake up,
walk around and return back to
their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off.

10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you
“what are you still writing when all your mates have
submitted?”
Which of them annoy you the most?

last to post ltp

Buchukwu:
You should try to specify the console your using when asking this type of question next time. IS it ps2, ps3 or ps4. Xbox?

I use a pc not a console

am annoyed when i see posts that windows 1m mobile will eventually displace android os.... what ultimate feature is ut adding that will displace ios and android os

hey guys... How do i defend against through pass... Especially up through... I use chelsea... Am a good player but this dude i play with uses real madrid and any through passes he plays seems to just get to ronaldo... My defenders cant even do anything to stop it.

With Apple's World Wide
Developer Conference (WWDC)
already fading into Android's
2013 memory, we thought we'd
take a quick look at what Apple's
latest announcements tell us about Android: from iOS9 and OS X El Capitan, to
Watch OS 2 and Apple Music.

1. Chidori
The way sasuke does this is just awesome i remember when i was younger i tried weaving the signs for it

2. Morning peacock
The way that gai just punches fire from the air is so coool

3. Bankai:senbonzakuraa kageyoshi
I so love the way byakuya controls it... So awesome

4.secret dragon slayer art: exploding crimson lotus flame... The way natsu activates the tecnique is really aweome

5. Kamui
I dont really need to explain this

6. Getsuga teeeeennnnnssshhhhhhooou- leeme not lie i just like the way ichigo shouts b4 firing it
7.amaterasu- d way sasuke did it n then blood drops from his eyes.. Thats when i fell in love with it

8. Fire style fireball jutsu

khanivorous:
Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

Batty has always been 2 steps ahead of them all..he even had a contingency plan on how to neutralize the others supers if they go dark...research your comics... Its not about breaking down walls with sneeze and shooting lazers from eye or having a ring that nEeds to be recharged

In a one on one battle no preparation just standard weapons batman is utterly useless... All of batman feats come from careful planning

Law of Temporal Variability

Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'.
Time slows down when friends and lovers are being
killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

Law of Dramatic Multiplicity

Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good
Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3
times from 3 different angles.

Law of Inexhaustability
No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-
classed, and unconscious.

Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any
form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot
increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when
operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of
the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper
Effect)

Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held
upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit,
and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good
Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will
always miss.

First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.

Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in
neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with
a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.

Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area',
usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which
restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more
strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee
weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing
complex martial arts maneuvres.

Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always
twice as annoying.

Law of Conservation of Firepower

Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/
defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably
be reserved and used only as a last resort.

Law of Probable Attire

Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines. Female characters wear as little clothing as possible,
regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically
appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of
clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to
shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity
to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent
reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will
invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper
movement and billows out dramatically behind him.

First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold
temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or
warm clothing in snow.

Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of
damage.


Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis

Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they've
seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a
hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do
anything to interrupt it.

i need animes to watch... These are the ones ive watched currently


1.one piece
2:deathnote
3.inuyasha
4.tokyo ghoul
5.naruto n co
6.bleach
7.samurai x
8.date a live
9.high school of the dead
10.high school dxd
11.fairytail
12.yu gi oh(all)
13.infinite stratos
14.darker than black
15.akame ga kill
1h.toriko
17.gintama
Thats aall i remember now

Jaymaestro:
na wa . When and where did he see him use space- time jutsu ? Nonetheless, they are both rusty and like prime shin said ' you ll die if you fail to evolve... Years of peace has dulled their battle sense. Thus , they had_probably still have_ little info on the extent of shin's abilities .

What kinda stuff will make sasuke forget how to use susanno, amaterasu, even chidori sef.... If he can remember to activate the rinnengan he should remember those..


2. Sakura that fought the least n this peace era still remembered her chakra punch...

you guys should try and watch this.....
1. Silicon valley

2. Daredevil- i used to think that superhero series where done for after smallville, arrow started well but d writers started doing rubbish season 3 and flash......f i talk about this u all will say am being a hater but daredevil changed everything

3.sense 8 - from the directors of the matrix

4. Reign- i so love it. the plot is really nice

5. 12 monkeys- best time travel series i have watched

1. GREENIFY
This is the best battery saving app ever and finally, it has been released for non rooted users. This app hibernates apps running in the background.

2.SHOWBOX
This should be the best movie app in the world..... Here i saw things that i couldnt find anywhere... Movies like league of extraordinary gentlemen(2003), it even has classic series like the fresh prince of bel-air and malcolm in the middle...

3.SNAPSEED
This should be the best photo editing app ever, although its a little confusing to use at first, once u get the hang of it... U will love it

4.MX PLAYERv 1.7.30
This media player can play any video file u throw at it and its far better than vlc because it is very stable....

5.OPERA MINI
This is the best data saving browser ever... And with version 8.0 it gets even better

6. MOBOGENIE
This multipurpose app lets u download music songs youtube videos and more

7.CAMSCANNER

This app is the best for students in university.. This app converts pictures into pdf files ready for reading... This means that you can take pictures of notes at class and it will automatically convert them into pdf files

8. TINY APPS- this brings the multiwindow experience present on samsung devices to any android device. Although this app only supports system apps presently the developer has promised to add support 4 other apps

9. BUTTON SAVIOR(NON ROOT)

Do you have an android device that some of the buttons arent working, this app creates virtual button on your screen although the rooted version gives more functionality, the non rooted version still supports some buttons

More apps loading.....

1.APPS
Android os has x10 more apps unlike windows phone that has few apps. Even the apps they have are of low quality.. E.g windows phone bbm just got bbm channels,something that has been available for a while...



2. DESIGN
All windows phone users have to stick with lumia phones.... Which uses poor processors i.e most low end windows phone use snapdragon 200.... Although windows phone os is light and doesent task the system, what about gaming... U will hardly see a windows phone user playing fifa 15 because their phone specs is not up to it, even asphalt 8 that ive seen d quality of the graphics is very low compared to android and iphone counterparts...

3.CHARGING PROBLEM
You cant switch off your phone and charge it. The phone automatically boots itself...

4. POOR QUALITY OF STOCK APPS
The apps that are bundled with windows phone currently sucks e.g internet explorer.. Even the music apps lags if u have too many songs...

5.THE OPERATING SYSTEM
I used to think that iphones where wack. But at least they have jailbreak... windows phone has nothing... You can check the windows phone page on xda developers it is dead...

6.OS updates..
Windows 10 is coming and microsoft has said that not all features on windows 10 will be available to low end phones... But on android flashing a custom rom is the solution. Even stock android phones like nexus 4(2013) are still getting the latest version of android

7. BATTERY LIFE
All android phones comes with advanced power saving modes e.g samsung ultra power saving mode.. Although windows phone doesent consume much battery. Android is still better because they have softwares like du battery saver n co that will increase your battery life


I would have added more but am typing on a phone and my hand currently aches

am compiling a list of why people buy phones... If anything is missing please addd....
1.the specifications

2:the camera

3. The battery life
4. The brand.

5. The phone is compatible with any file sharing service u can think of
6. To oppress other phone users

7. To use cheat and destroy mtn network

8. To play cracked /hacked games

9. Ure tired of using starcomms

this sarada gan... Vexing me boruto... Hating d name... sasuke still d best... That danzo v2 n d idiot with sharingan on his head.. They better have flying susannos cos i dont see them beating naruto n ko..





A question-is kakashi now a waste since he is sharingan less

helllp which of the two is funnier as for me #barney stintson all d way

so some dudes are arguing that flash is the best superhero series...
But i think ts smallville because of the character development and the way he unlocked his powers...

so i sent stop to 33111 n mtn retaliated by sending me this

Since April 2009, Android
versions have been developed under a confectionery-themed code name and released in alphabetical order, beginning with Android 1.5
"Cupcake"; the earlier versions 1.0 and 1.1 were
not released under specific code names: Cupcake (1.5)

Donut (1.6)

Eclair (2.0–2.1)

Froyo (2.2–2.2.3)

Gingerbread (2.3–2.3.7)

Honeycomb (3.0–3.2.6)

Ice Cream Sandwich (4.0–4.0.4)

Jelly Bean (4.1–4.3.1)

KitKat (4.4–4.4.4, 4.4W–4.4W.2)
Lollipop (5.0–5.1.1)
M***......(6.0-6.Bleep)

On September 3, 2013, Google announced that one
billion activated Android devices were in use worldwide.[2] In January 2015, Android devices accounted for approximately 62% of the US
smartphone and tablet market, 82.7% of the
Chinese market, and 73.3% of the European market.
The next version of android. Android 6.0 will be named starting with letter M
This new version of android was unveiled on the 28th of may 2015... While a stable release is expected to be released between september and november

Did you know that messaging app WhatsApp has
spent a total of $0 on marketing?

The fifth most
downloaded app on Android, the company has just 55
employees.

WhatsApp is available in 32 languages for
the iOS, Android, Windows Phone and BlackBerry
platforms, and 30 billion messages are sent and received by WhatsApp every day.

The app had 800
million users as of last month, and messages from
WhatsApp were used as evidence in 40% of Italian
divorces! A new infographic about WhatsApp shows more
information about the messaging app than you
probably thought existed. For example, 8% of U.S.
teens aged 14 through 17 use WhatsApp daily. Do you
remember when the app was removed from the App
Store over four days in January 2012 for reasons that were never disclosed?

I can bet its not everyone that love MTK devices, but
for the fact that you can tweak it the way you like
makes so many individual go for MediaTek devices, while some prefers to go for the old reliable rugged Qualcomm or Spectrum devices like some Samsung Galaxy. MTk devices seems to be way
cheaper than than Qualcomm devices but not in all cases. Should in case you want to get a cheap Android
devices that is mtk built, you can find their list below. List and Prices of MTK Android Devices Below N30,000 Infinix Hot : Infinix Hot X507 is the second phone from Infinix to run on Android 4.4.2 (KitKat). It is an affordable 5-
incher expected to compete with the likes of Innjoo i1s. Infinix Hot comes it attractive colour options with an impressive 16GB built-in storage.… Price at N16,000. Buy it here Infinix Hot Note: Infinix Hot Note X551 is not just a bigger version of the Infinix Hot. It offers an octa-core processor for a faster performance and and a much better battery
thanks to the massive 4000 mAh Li-Po battery. Infinix
Hot Note features a 5.5-inch display with an 8
megapixels rear camera and a 2 megapixels front
facing camera.… Price at N24,500 you can buy it here Tecno Boom J7: Tecno Boom J7 which is powered with a quad core
processor and a 1.3 GHz processor clock speed. The
Tecno Boom j7 runs on android OS 4.4.2 kitkat and
has a built-in memory of 16GB. If you are a music
lover, you’ll appreciate this phone. … Price at N26,000. You can buy it here Tecno H6 Tecno H6 is the third phone from Tecno to come with
Android 4.4 (KitKat). It comes with a smaller screen
than the Tecno F6, but with a bigger battery. Tecno H6 features a 4.5-inch screen and an 8 megapixels
camera. Priced at N21,500. You can buy it here Tecno L6 Tecno L6 is very similar to the Tecno M6, but with a massive 4500 mAh that promises up to 2 days of
usage on a single charge. It sports a 5-inch display
with an 8 megapixels rear camera and a 2
megapixels front camera. Price at N24,000. you can buy it here Tecno M6 Tecno M6 is another 5-incher from Tecno running on
Android 4.4.2 (KitKat) just like the Tecno L7, but designed to be more affordable. Tecno M6 features a
slim body with an 8 megapixels rear camera and a 2
megapixels front camera. Priced at N23,800 Tecno R5 Tecno R5 is the first 4-incher from Tecno to run on
Android 4.4.2 (KitKat). Like the Tecno H6, it is powered by a 1.3GHz quad-core processor with 1GB
of RAM/8GB Internal Memory. Priced at N19,800 Lenovo A328 The Lenovo A328 comes with quad core 1.3Ghz
Mediatek MT6582M processor, 1GB RAM and 4GB
internal storage expandable to 32GB microSD.
Boasting of a 2000mAh battery, It is a dual SIM phone
with a 4.8-inch display, and a resolution of 450×854
pixels. 2MP front & 5MP back camera with flash. Priced at N20,000. Tecno Y4 The Tecno y4 smartphone comes with 1.0GHZ Dual-
core Processor, 16GB internal storage, 1GB ram, 5MP
camera quality and 1.3MP front camera designed for
video calls. Pre loaded with the latest Google android
OS version 4.4 kitKat,. The Tecno Y4 mobile phone has
a dual sim functionality with full 3G support, which is very easy for internet connectivity Priced at 15,300.

kullozone:
All am saying is for this stoopid network to stop sending me all these unecessary text msgs..

I receive nothing less than 120 msgs each day.


please,why me

Send stop to 33111

Over the weekend a friend of
mine was speaking to me about
switching over from an iPhone to
Android, and was asking me
about some of the benefits of
doing so. One of the pros I mentioned to him in regards to having an Android
device is having the ability to root the phone. What's the difference between rooting and
jailbreaking? / © ANDROIDPIT After asking me a few questions about it, his
response was "ok yeah, but I can also jailbreak my
iPhone, so no big difference there“. Lots of users,
both Android and IOS alike, actually don't know that
there is a very big difference between the IOS
jailbreak and Android root access. You can't actually "jailbreak" Android or "root" IOS, and I thought I would write this article to explain a few of the
differences between rooting Android and IOS
jailbreak. Rooting your Android is not the same as
jailbreaking. / © AndroidPIT Jailbreaking iOS Lets start with the iPhone. Some iPhone users like to
"jailbreak“ their device after purchasing it, as it
allows you do perform certain things on the iPhone
that you can't do when it's not jailbroke. So what is
jailbreaking? Jailbreaking is actually the process of
removing certain restrictions and limitations put into place by Apple on devices that run the iOS operating
system. To accomplish a jailbreak, a custom kernel is used to
grant root access to the device. Once an iOS user has
jailbroke his device, he is then able to download
apps that aren't in the App Store, use themes, and
extenstions that Apple doesn't support. Users do still
have access to the App Store and iTunes when a device is jailbroken, and it doesn't affect standard
functionality. Some iPhone owners like to jailbreak their phones. /
© ANDROIDPIT Basically, jailbreaking allows you to use software
that Apple doesn't authorize. Now while iOS users
might consider jailbreaking their iPhone the same
thing as Android users rooting their Android phones,
there is a huge difference. In fact, you can't even
compare jailbreaking to rooting, and here's why. Android Root Apple's operating system is not an open source
system, meaning that you cannot make changes to
the actual source code. Android however, is an open
source operating system, and allows you to do much
more than just install 3rd party apps. Android out of the box allows users to install third-
party apps (also known as sideloading), already
allows you to install themes, and even allows you to
install applications directly from your SD card or
internal memory of your device. Everything that iOS
users hope to accomplish with jailbreaking their device is already included as basic functionality
within Android. Want more Android power? Try rooting. / ©
ANDROIDPIT So what exactly does root accomplish for Android?
Well, not only does it allow you to gain privileged
control of your device, overcome limitations that
carriers and OEMs put on devices (skins, ect), but
also allows you to completely remove and replace
the entire operating system of the device. This is achievable due to the fact that Android itself was
built on a Linux kernel, and allows a user to access
administrative permissions on their phone or tablet. So on an Android device, rooting basically gives you access to more or less the entire operating system.
You can completely remove the OS and replace it
with user made operating systems that contain
tweaks and enhancements (known as ROMS), and you can even access and adjust settings such as
your processor speeds. With the help of a custom kernel, iOS devices can be
jailbroken to run custom apps. With the help of a
custom kernel on Android, you can overclock or
underclock your actual processor speed. Pretty big
difference right? Rooting a phone requires patience. / © ANDROIDPIT Additionally, root users can access the flash memory
chip on their device, which is not possible with iOS
devices. Rooting an Android phone grants the user
what's known as "Superuser“ permissions, which
allows specific applications to have root rights. The
process itself normally includes exploiting a security weakness in firmware shipped from the factory. Google in many cases will encourage rooting
(shipping many devices with unlocked bootloaders
to make the process very simple) while warning you
that it can cause damage to the device. Apple on the
other hand is dead set against jailbreaking, as they
only want users using apps distributed from their App Store. Easiest explanation to Explain root vs
jailbreaking Think of it like the Matrix: jailbreaking is comparable
to what Morpheus could do. He could bend the rules
of the system to overcome certain restrictions, but
was still bound to its rules. Rooting is what Neo could
do. Not only could he bend the rules, he could
completely break them (my God that was a slick analogy). So root vs jailbreaking...what's the deal? / ©
ANDROIDPIT So there you are. That's a very brief and not overly
technical way to describe the difference between
jailbreaking and rooting. So next time you hear an
iOS user saying that he can jailbreak his device the
same way you root your Android device, he might
actually be interested to know that there is indeed a very big difference.

looool

u guys call ios the best os yet u need a pc to set a song as your ringtone(even my old nokia c1 can do this the right way)
I have handled an iphone and the only magic i see there is the camera.... It turns ugly girls to miss world material apart from that nothing....

matthennessy:
Iphone any day any time ... Jailbreak and see the wonders android phones can't do

So u jailbreak ur iphone to do things that android does on a normal day like file sharing and home screen customization...
Rooting ur androids allows you to change the entire feel on your phone.. Even changing the os...
Apps like multirom lets you run 2 different os at a time (windows pc like)
Xposed installer has 5times more than what any jailbreak tweak iphone has to offer....