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Law of Temporal Variability


Time is not a constant.
Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'.
Time slows down when friends and lovers are
being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

Law of
Dramatic Multiplicity

Scenes that only happen once, for
instance, a 'Good
Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least
3
times from 3 different angles.


Law of Inexhaustability


No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered,
out-
classed, and unconscious.

Law of Inverse Accuracy

The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any
form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot
increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when
operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of
the shot decreases. (Also known as the
Stormtrooper
Effect)
Example:
A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being
held
upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit,
and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good
Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field
will always miss.


First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the
less likely they will hit anyone or do any real
damage.


Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is
faced
with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in
neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with
a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.

Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually
hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy
Area',
usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more
strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee
weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing
complex martial arts maneuvres.


Law of Juvenile Intellectuality

Children are smarter than adults and almost twice as annoying

Law of Conservation of Firepower

Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/
defeating an opponent in a single shot will
invariably
be reserved and used only as a last resort.

Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis

Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times
they've
seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do
anything to interrupt it.


Add urs.... Cc lalasticala

please who has tested it


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Tonnierichy:
Give it one more week!!
No tell me say you dey fear ooooo

i dey fear o.... engine tinz... I no dey hear word 4 house again

camon c8 price is because of d gpu n camera boh beat that of hot note hands down.... Hot note 2gb ram with mali 450 cant play fifa16 well while camon c8 with 1gb ram and mali t760 plays it flawlessly.... Lets complain to tecno on fb to rectify the multitasking ish... Buh am guessing this is because of android 5.0.2 n under memory leak problems

Tonnierichy:
I didn't know there are two Ekitis in Nigeria....One is Ekiti and the other is Ekiti State!! Noted!!

FTC

I dedicate this to all Chelsea fans and all unilorites....

Happy resumption to all of you regulars and congrats to all newly admitted. Welcome to the "better by far" University!!

Guy when good standing list go show

killzone:
wait i didn't insult you, so why insult me

gupa ooooo ema binu

killzone:
so nah u cause am make we no dey use free WiFi for night

mad man.... U no see d guy wey bang 4 cbt tent na this one ur eye see

silicon valley make sense oooo.. U guys should watch youre the worst

someone should explain this multitasking problem ooo am thinking f getting d phone lemme nuh burn money

dyu want great anal sex, borehole pussy and fake orgasms from a girl + awesome bjs if yes then date her

manu how market....... After all d bashing of cfc yday this scoreline sweet me die.....
I tink say na dreamland i dey.........

mine are.....
One piece- marineford n ennies lobby Attack on titans- the female titan Hxh 2011- chimera ant arc and new york city arc...
Bleach n fmab- everything
Naruto- chunnin exams and madara entry to the battlefield
Sword art online- aincrad arc... Kuroko no basuke- finals with ther emperor eye dude
nanatsu no taizai- liones invasion
Bleach- ss and hueco mundo arc

Android has come a long way since it launched as a
humble Cupcake way back on October 28th 2008. Why
Google was deliberating what to do with its fledgling
mobile operating system, envisioning more of a
BlackBerry-esque type of device, complete with a
physical keyboard and a navi pad, the launch of the OG iPhone in 2007 left it quickly scrambling for a totally different device, the HTC Dream/G1, with a side-sliding keyboard, still of the physical variety. The rest is history, and a beautiful one at that, as the
infographic below suggests. Listed there are the key
events, features and developments in the long but
fairly non-bumpy ride that Android took to arrive at its
current sixth reincarnation as a... s'more. During that
voyage, Android quickly became the number one mobile OS globally, and here is how it all happened.

dewisefrank:
Might not be playing it tho. Just downloaded Mortal Kombat x and it's playing without a single lag. I don't know y people just like saying stuff that don't make sense. How will a game you claim don't lag on A 1.3GHz QUAD CORE AND 1GB RAM(CAMON C8) lag on a 1.4GHz OCTA CORE AND 2GB RAM(INFINIX HOTE NOTE PRO)? Even while running another HD game on background still didn't lag. For your info Camon has Mali GPU. I won't argue anything with you again. Bye

U dont know that octa core means dual core abi... Only 1 quad core is active at a time.... Mali gpu has grade ooooo.... In terms of gaming tecno phones are more optimized

dewisefrank:
LOL. I don't wanna argue with you. I'm not a game freak and don't have all that time to start downloading the mentioned above. If N.O.V.A, Injustice, Hitman sniper, Immortals could play without lag. Why won't the mentioned above. There is slight difference between injustice and Mortal kombat X. And if you say Fifa 16 plays without lag on Camon c8. Then you're just lying and being sentimental. Fifa 16 lags on S3.the app is not stable yet. Ea would release another version soon. Camon c8 is for photographers man. Comparing a quad core(4) with an octa core( 8 ) is lame man. Also 1gb ram Vs 2gb ram is gibberish.

None of the games minus hitman came out this year.... Mali 400 plays nova 3 n injustice incase u dont know.... Fifa isnt the only example i listed the diff btw injustice n mkx is clear as day n night... U didnt even compare injustice with wwe immortals ure now comparing it with mkx near ps3 graphics... Ure d biased one here

waiting for the return of enel...... And buggy the warlord....

dewisefrank:
LOL. High end gaming with 1gb ram and quad core? Very funny. Infinix Hot note pro has 2gb ram and octa core processor with 4000mah battery. Only go for Camon c8 if you're a photographer. :p

Camon c8 plays fifa16 without lag.... It lags on ihn...... Test these games on ur ihn n give us feedback fifa16 mortal kombat x, godfire and real raacing 3

for high end gaming and non buggy software and camera camon c8..... For battery life ihn

this app crashes memory cards...
And it rduces ur phone performance

hisoka is the best villain ever

1. iOS 9: Siri is now more
intelligent

With iOS 9, Siri is said to be smarter than ever before.
For example, Apple's voice assistant will remind you
of when deadlines are approaching, inform you of
the current traffic situation and even offer helpful
notifications on how long it will take to get home
from work. Great, you might think – but the Android community has had an equivalent since 2013, in the
form of Google Now. What’s more, Google brought this concept to both
Android and iOS via the Google Now app. In other
words, Apple users could have been taking
advantage of this feature for years already.


2. iOS 9: Public transport in maps


Google Maps introduced public transport information
to let people know which buses, trams, and trains
were leaving and when in version 5.7, more than four years ago. Both Android and iOS users
were able to take advantage of this with the Google
Maps app, but Apple has only just introduced it to its
own maps app. Talk about late to the party... guess it
didn't know when its bus was leaving!

3. iOS 9: Low power mode


Power saving mode became available for all devices
running stock Android 5.0 Lollipop last year, and has
now crawled its way to iOS 9. When enabled, this
option reduces non-critical device functionality to
make a phone's battery last longer; an average of 90
extra minutes per charge for Android devices, and a claimed three-hour improvement for Apple devices,
though time will tell how much truth there is in that
promise. Though Android battery life is far from perfect, even
devices like the Google Nexus 5 can outperform the iPhone 6 in battery performance, so power- saving mode is a step in the right direction for
Apple.


4. iOS 9: split-screen mode

When the iOS 9 update hit the iPad, it brought with
it a shiny new split-screen feature. Well, welcome to
the club, Apple, because the Galaxy Note series has
been using this feature since the Note 2, which
ran Android 4.1 Jelly Bean (you can even get Dual
Window on the LG G3 smartphone). The multi-window feature hasn’t really changed
that much since its inception though, and it
remains limited on iOS 9. We enjoy using multi-
window on Android for things like watching YouTube
in one window while browsing the web in another.
But Apple limits this feature to its own shallow pool of apps. Shame.

5. iOS 9: Notes app 2.0

The iPhone Notes app has now been updated to
version 2.0. There is now a checklist option, which
means it can be used as a shopping list – you can
tick items off the list with just a tap. You can
now also draw inside the app or on top of photos. These 'new' features are also available on
Samsung's Galaxy Note series, which has had a far wider range of functions for longer.

6. iOS 9: Upper-case keyboard

Apple users have always had to toil with the
iPhone's tiny keyboard. iOS 9 has a simple new
function: the Shift key on the Apple Keyboard now
shows when the letters have turned into capitals.
Yes, that's a new feature. Yes, it's been around since
the birth of Android smartphones. I guess iPhone users thought guessing when words would
be capitalized was all part of the fun.

Conclusion

Apple’s new devices have created a lot of
excitement, and do have some great new features,
such the introduction of 3D touch and moving
pictures (as seen years ago with HTC’s Zoe... sorry,
I couldn’t help myself). iPhones are great pieces of
hardware, but these are really just improvements that have already proven themselves in
Android, manufacturers who implement Android, or
third party apps. It's no surprise that Apple has adopted split-screen
or improved its battery, but let's not forget that
Android had the lead.

whats this kingdom about... Its gonna be placing in top 10 manga sales this year.... Might start reading it


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1373137&show=90

3gb ram n above for effective multi window...

hariorh:
He's not the first person to do so na... haba

Aside Dan, even hagoromo otsusuki transfer chakra to naruto and sasuke despite being dead for centuries

It was transferred through the same clans/bloodline.... What do obito n kakashi share in common

hariorh:
lol.
What unlocks the sharingan?
The manga says (uchiha) CHAKRA
So if Obito transfers his (uchiha) chakra to kakashi temporily...
Its not that difficult to understand now is it?

So a dead guy transferred chakra....... Guy haba

mangapanda have a new weed dealer.. Luffy bounty now 5million... Dem no read wetin dem translate

To remove this virus you need to install busybox,
Terminal emulator, Root explorer pro and you must
have Supersu not superuser which is installed by
Kingoroot. If you have rooted your device with
kingoroot, so you need to change that.

Here is how to change that:
Google this: how to get ride and replace kinguser with
supersu app (Follow first zidroid link) I'm not able to submit links so im going to write the
exact apps with developer names to download from
Playstore.

Busybox Installer by JRummy Apps Inc.
Terminal Emulator by Jack Palevich
Root Explorer Pro by Speed Software


Once you have installed everything here is what to do
in steps:
[Note: USB DEBUGGING MUST BE ENABLED Turn on Usb
Debugging by going to settings> developer options>
Usb debugging]


1) Turn off wifi/3G/4G, and then go to settings> apps>
all> disable time service and monkey test. (If already
frozen via titanium backup or other app) skip this.


2) Open Root explorer go to system/xbin and see if
there is any file starting with a dot (eg: .ext.base) also
note that every (.) file has diff permission then the rest
of other files. So just remember those files with dots
because those are the one that you're going to
remove in terminal emulator.


3) Go back to system and then go to Priv-app folder
and look for these two files
[1] cameraupdate.apk [2] providerCertificate.apk and
also notice permission of these two files are different
then the rest of Apks so these two are the base of MT
TS virus and needs to be deleted.

5) WHAT TO TYPE IN TERMINAL EMULATOR or ADB (CMD
Windows)

adb devices (Type this line if you're using adb
Windows)
adb shell
su
cd system/priv-app
chattr -iaA providerCertificate.apk rm providerCertificate.apk
chattr -aA cameraupdate.apk
rm cameraupdate.apk
cd ..
cd system/xbin
chattr -iaA .b rm .b
chattr -iaA .ext.base
rm .ext.base
chattr -iaA .sys.apk
rm .sys.apk
[NOTE: If you are using older version than KK you need not to type priv-app just type cd system/app]

6) Please see if your device xbin has more files with
dots because these are three files I had so if there are
more you need to remove them with the same
command I mentioned above (e.g:cd system/xbin
[Enter] chattr -iaA .New.file & then rm .New.file and
make sure you type the file name correctly just as providerCertificate C is capital otherwise permission
wont change.

7) Exit Emulator/ADB shutdown your device go to
recovery clear cache and restart.

facts about monkey test n time service...

Dont bother uninstalling them.. When u reboot ur phone they will automatically install themselves..

how to get rid of them...
1. Flash another rom or reflash ur stock rom...

2. Use titanium backup pro to freeze them , then use glextor app manager to revoke their root permission then u remove them..

3. Boot android into safe mode and disable them

Tosyn007:
So then you agree that MS is capable of attaining Perfect Susano'o if it doesn't go blind?

Dude u just answered ur question ms and ems are dsame thing... Ems just does not make d user go blind... Ms cant even make a complete susanno talkless of perfect susanno