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Celebrities / Re: World's Most Beautiful Actress by tekajibril(m): 12:01pm On Oct 31, 2010
Vedren:

Why are black people so critical of their own people when it comes to complexion? I didn't see one of you Africans stereotype any of the white actresses that were posted, and I honestly didn't think all of them were pretty.

As soon as someone posts a black person on a black thread, if they aren't perfect, they're suddenly bashed from their own people, which at the end of the day, should be the only people to have their backs when they already have it hard enough being black in a white world.

All I'm saying is that we should be so hard on one another and always giving other cultures more praise than you give your own.

Needless to say, "Too Dark", is nothing more than a historical color complex. Why is one always too dark- never too light? Get with the times you guys and look at what blacks have become- against our own looks.
Did a white girl steal the love of ur life?
Education / Re: Apply For Fall Admission In Russia by tekajibril(m): 12:02am On Oct 07, 2010
Excuse me, but I lived in Moscow and Kursk, Russia for 3 years and studied there. and i was never attacked or witnessed any attack on black student. Yes, there is racial differences but where isnt there racial abuse in this world? Russia is and was my happiest moment in my life. I'ld go back there in a flash if i had the chance. SPOSIBA BOLSHOI!! Once you get to know them, Russians are one of the friendliest people u'll ever meet. And no, i dont know the moderator of this thread at all.
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by tekajibril(m): 10:07pm On Aug 31, 2010
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she drinks water and pee's lemonade.
Rap Battles / Re: * Who Wanna Battle *? Can You Rap ? by tekajibril(m): 5:48am On Aug 28, 2010
I know ya'll gon be surprised to know that MakaJibbs is my Lil brother/ shocked
Say hello to the king, I taught him the ropes. He couldn't learn from no other/
All these Nairalanders claim they rap, they don't even stand out to me/
or my bro, Even if a Dragon ate them, and defecated. They wont amount to Sh*tt/
Rez Dog, Sexy Zee, this bar u'll have to sue me for/
but i'm talking about cats, when i tell u to BACK THAT PUS*Y UP/
And Fat Fish, I'll use a rubber whenever i hit on these tramps/
Cos i know their C*nts have been in more places than a Chinese stamp/
Tell MamaGee, I'm a god in the sheets. yes, for your pains there's a remedy/
I'll be sure to blow your brains, like your name is John F Kennedy/

EASY!! free lessons in my room.
Music/Radio / Re: P Square Lie Again? Pater Says : Drake Approached Us For A Collabo. by tekajibril(m): 4:42pm On Aug 19, 2010
yeah, and They went to see Lil Wayne in prison, and he said they are gonna get signed to Cash Money. grin grin grin grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Expendable Movie Reviews by tekajibril(m): 10:33am On Aug 18, 2010
Well I've seen it, i left the cinema b4 the film ended. They casting was all wrong. Arnold had only 5 lines throughout the movie. Jet Li should have gotten a better role, he didnt fight much except against Dolph Ludgren he was an explosives expert in it and he was always saying "I need more money for my family" WTF? Jason Stratham killed it for me, he was superb as always in his Bad Ass self, he used only knives in the fight scenes. Terry Crews and Randy Couture shouldn't have been in the movie at all, they shld have put Vin Diesel for their roles. It was sad to see Dolph Lundgren play d insane good guy turn bad, as always. Yeah, and he whooped Jet Li's ass then Stallone killed him, imagine? Bruce Willis' role was nice, but he didn't fit the role of a CIA boss for me, Steve Austin was great, so was Eric Roberts. Mickey Rourke was just there(Average). The Action scenes too were not all that too, except for the Jason Stratham fight scenes. In short if they had only Jason Stratham, Vin Diesel, and Stallone in the movie, it'll have cost less and been a better movie. Yeah, and the Damsel in Distress was not that hot. 4/10
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fan Thread : In Carlotti We Trust by tekajibril(m): 6:27pm On Aug 17, 2010
I think we should get Neymar and Kaka.
Music/Radio / Re: Kanye West And Illuminatti . . . Check Out The Anti-christ Video Of Power by tekajibril(m): 3:00pm On Aug 17, 2010
The time is coming very soon, when ur ignorance would make u look stupid. "My ppl perish for lack of knowledge". I dont know the Illuminati but trust me, the devilish societies that rule this world would reveal themselves to u. If u have time, read Pat Robertson's book; "The New World Order".
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fan Thread : In Carlotti We Trust by tekajibril(m): 11:07pm On Aug 16, 2010
Hey, we have to get Neymar b4 other teams do!! he's a future phenom!! trusttt!!
Music/Radio / Re: Da Grin Is Overrated Lol by tekajibril(m): 10:50pm On Aug 16, 2010
Exactly what i've been saying, He's a great guy. An inspiration to the common street urchin. but a legend? no! they should make a movie abt Fela instead.
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 3:14pm On Aug 16, 2010
Nobody mentioned Proto from Chiddy Bang. His song "Kids" just went No 1 in Australia!!
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 3:13pm On Aug 16, 2010
^^^ the only ppl that know Tuface outside Africa are his African fans and their white friends, Others hear his name and think u r talkin abt the villain in a Steven Seagal movie.
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 3:10pm On Aug 16, 2010
babsjnr:

@mekajibril i ain't nt  your dude you dis prick prat skanky lil boi fuc*ing pisshead, u are fuc*king insane waste lil boi and full of crap   grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Babsjnr is the type of dumb nigguh that studies for a drug test, buys solar-powered flashlight, gets locked in a grocery store and starves; His mum is a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter, she's like a hockey team, changes her pads every three periods. she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet like vaccum cleaner.
Travel / Re: Flight Attendant Ends Career In Hilarious, Illegal Fashion: by tekajibril(m): 11:36pm On Aug 14, 2010
prince_onx:

How is he 38yrs old and have been in the career for 28yrs? does that mean he started at 10? shocked why will anyone in their right mind chose to end such a long career that way? who cares anyway, he can have a million fans on yashbook but when the bills start coming, he'll be somewhere filling out a job application.

As long as i know America, he is prolly gonna get a $5 million contract to do a reality show. truss me!
Family / Re: Gun For Protection by tekajibril(m): 9:03pm On Aug 14, 2010
canadacarz:

There is nothing wrong with arming yourself for protection

Yeah, i know but a PASTOR!!! AHH!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked, Then sum Rev's go dey carry Bazooka!!
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 8:55pm On Aug 14, 2010
babsjnr:

Nope smells of kiddies shitting in their pants and throwing their toys out the pram by resorting to abuse because someone disagrees with them grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Dude, u insulted me first. dont bring that shit up. I dont just insult ppl outta da blue. i'm way older than that shit, dude.
Romance / Re: Guy Can You Marry A Femal Army by tekajibril(m): 6:50pm On Aug 14, 2010
olas2u:

its possible it was the key board in a Nigerian cyber cafe ,but just try and get what he wants to know from the Nigerian point of view,A russian female army is not the same as the Nigerian counter part.In Nigeria you wife could order armies to beat heal out you you something goes wrong,but in russia it may not happen that way ,but they can kill you sha.You will enjoy active sex live

You think? Dude, i lived in Russia for three years and i know what those ppl can do. Trust me, A Russian female civilian can cause more havoc than a Nigerian female soldier.
Romance / Re: Guy Can You Marry A Femal Army by tekajibril(m): 6:43pm On Aug 14, 2010
What is a FEMAL soldier then?
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 1:19am On Aug 14, 2010
babsjnr:

soz kid you are very inmatured kid please brush up your english and try 2 get know about your self  that's it

b*itch move, on sum Mike Tyson shitt.
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 1:02am On Aug 14, 2010
babsjnr:

@tekajibril hahahah you prick dirty cun* uneducated dumbhead clusterfuc*, do you fuc*king think am like food hunger like your family's tongue tongue tongue tongue


LOL!! u amaze me. how can i be the hungry one when u know who Shirley Bassey is? doesnt she live in a trailer or sumth? ya'll must be neighbors for u to know who the f*uck she is. Ur family is so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk, your family portrait is on the front of a food stamp reading "FAMILY OF THE YEAR".
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 12:23am On Aug 14, 2010
babsjnr:

@tekajibril  your dad need 2 upgrade he don't know wat's going on in music industry  grin grin grin grin grin

u mean downgrade, cos last i heard they didnt have Billboard charts when Shirley Bassey was in Vogue. B*tch is so old, she gangbanged with the Flintstones. U prolly think u've gonna get dat food stamp for knowing who she is right now, huh?
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 12:05am On Aug 14, 2010
Dame Shirley Bassey is so old, so old that when she was in school, there was no history class grin grin grin grin
Travel / Get Dubai Visa's And Also Admissions Into Russian Universities. by tekajibril(m): 11:38pm On Aug 13, 2010
This aint no scam, or 419 or nuttin like that. Contact or SMS Teka Jibril on +971509939609 for Dubai Visas. I also help get admissions into the Russian Universities with low tuition rates. My email is contacttekajibril@yahoo.com.
Family / Re: Gun For Protection by tekajibril(m): 11:14pm On Aug 13, 2010
Yink99:

In Nigeria we all know the lack of security. I'm in America right now and would like to purchase a gun and bring into Nigeria. I'm a preacher that does alot of traveling in Nigeria. Please do you know how I can be able to bring it in the country LEGALLY? Thank you.

Yink99

I dont know what to say to you!! Shows u have 0% faith in God. I hope ur plane crashes.
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 8:38pm On Aug 13, 2010
EloSela:

^^^^
You don't speak for everyone in the world and so you can't say who or who does not listen to that sort of musci. Shirley Bassey does Cabaret theatre style music, the genre that made Liza Minelli, Barry Manilow and Sinatra famous all over the world. Furthermore if no one listened to that sort of music there wouldn't be radio stations dedicated to it and it wouldn't be taught in colleges around the world. There also wouldn't be sell out shows on Broadway and London's theatreland because that is the sort of music that is played there, not your Lil Wayne's and Wale, lol!!! grin

As I said if Shirley is a relic of the past then the same can be said for anyone star over 60. With your logic you come across like a 16 year old. is that how old you are?

I just Asked my Dad about Dame Shirley Bassey, He was like "Who is that?, Is she a duke's wife or what?" Nobody knows that woman joor!! the ppeps who knew her r either dead or in a nursing home.
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2010
kabukabu:

Sade no contest,the only nigerian artist that I have personally heard interviewed on radio stations in the US,next would be Seal,then far behind would be Wale,Kele Okereke then Chamiliiionaire.The rest you can keep off the list no one would recognise Nneka,tuface,P Square in the US.Period.Nuff said.

Dude, the question referred to the WORLD, not in USA alone.

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