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Celebrities / Re: World's Most Beautiful Actress by tekajibril(m): 12:01pm On Oct 31, 2010 |
Vedren:Did a white girl steal the love of ur life? |
Education / Re: Apply For Fall Admission In Russia by tekajibril(m): 12:02am On Oct 07, 2010 |
Excuse me, but I lived in Moscow and Kursk, Russia for 3 years and studied there. and i was never attacked or witnessed any attack on black student. Yes, there is racial differences but where isnt there racial abuse in this world? Russia is and was my happiest moment in my life. I'ld go back there in a flash if i had the chance. SPOSIBA BOLSHOI!! Once you get to know them, Russians are one of the friendliest people u'll ever meet. And no, i dont know the moderator of this thread at all. |
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by tekajibril(m): 10:07pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she drinks water and pee's lemonade. |
Rap Battles / Re: * Who Wanna Battle *? Can You Rap ? by tekajibril(m): 5:48am On Aug 28, 2010 |
I know ya'll gon be surprised to know that MakaJibbs is my Lil brother/ Say hello to the king, I taught him the ropes. He couldn't learn from no other/ All these Nairalanders claim they rap, they don't even stand out to me/ or my bro, Even if a Dragon ate them, and defecated. They wont amount to Sh*tt/ Rez Dog, Sexy Zee, this bar u'll have to sue me for/ but i'm talking about cats, when i tell u to BACK THAT PUS*Y UP/ And Fat Fish, I'll use a rubber whenever i hit on these tramps/ Cos i know their C*nts have been in more places than a Chinese stamp/ Tell MamaGee, I'm a god in the sheets. yes, for your pains there's a remedy/ I'll be sure to blow your brains, like your name is John F Kennedy/ EASY!! free lessons in my room. |
Music/Radio / Re: P Square Lie Again? Pater Says : Drake Approached Us For A Collabo. by tekajibril(m): 4:42pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
yeah, and They went to see Lil Wayne in prison, and he said they are gonna get signed to Cash Money. 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Expendable Movie Reviews by tekajibril(m): 10:33am On Aug 18, 2010 |
Well I've seen it, i left the cinema b4 the film ended. They casting was all wrong. Arnold had only 5 lines throughout the movie. Jet Li should have gotten a better role, he didnt fight much except against Dolph Ludgren he was an explosives expert in it and he was always saying "I need more money for my family" WTF? Jason Stratham killed it for me, he was superb as always in his Bad Ass self, he used only knives in the fight scenes. Terry Crews and Randy Couture shouldn't have been in the movie at all, they shld have put Vin Diesel for their roles. It was sad to see Dolph Lundgren play d insane good guy turn bad, as always. Yeah, and he whooped Jet Li's ass then Stallone killed him, imagine? Bruce Willis' role was nice, but he didn't fit the role of a CIA boss for me, Steve Austin was great, so was Eric Roberts. Mickey Rourke was just there(Average). The Action scenes too were not all that too, except for the Jason Stratham fight scenes. In short if they had only Jason Stratham, Vin Diesel, and Stallone in the movie, it'll have cost less and been a better movie. Yeah, and the Damsel in Distress was not that hot. 4/10 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fan Thread : In Carlotti We Trust by tekajibril(m): 6:27pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
I think we should get Neymar and Kaka. |
Music/Radio / Re: Kanye West And Illuminatti . . . Check Out The Anti-christ Video Of Power by tekajibril(m): 3:00pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
The time is coming very soon, when ur ignorance would make u look stupid. "My ppl perish for lack of knowledge". I dont know the Illuminati but trust me, the devilish societies that rule this world would reveal themselves to u. If u have time, read Pat Robertson's book; "The New World Order". |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fan Thread : In Carlotti We Trust by tekajibril(m): 11:07pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Hey, we have to get Neymar b4 other teams do!! he's a future phenom!! trusttt!! |
Music/Radio / Re: Da Grin Is Overrated Lol by tekajibril(m): 10:50pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Exactly what i've been saying, He's a great guy. An inspiration to the common street urchin. but a legend? no! they should make a movie abt Fela instead. |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 3:14pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Nobody mentioned Proto from Chiddy Bang. His song "Kids" just went No 1 in Australia!! |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 3:13pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
^^^ the only ppl that know Tuface outside Africa are his African fans and their white friends, Others hear his name and think u r talkin abt the villain in a Steven Seagal movie. |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 3:10pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
babsjnr: Babsjnr is the type of dumb nigguh that studies for a drug test, buys solar-powered flashlight, gets locked in a grocery store and starves; His mum is a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter, she's like a hockey team, changes her pads every three periods. she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet like vaccum cleaner. |
Travel / Re: Flight Attendant Ends Career In Hilarious, Illegal Fashion: by tekajibril(m): 11:36pm On Aug 14, 2010 |
prince_onx: As long as i know America, he is prolly gonna get a $5 million contract to do a reality show. truss me! |
Family / Re: Gun For Protection by tekajibril(m): 9:03pm On Aug 14, 2010 |
canadacarz: Yeah, i know but a PASTOR!!! AHH!!! , Then sum Rev's go dey carry Bazooka!! |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 8:55pm On Aug 14, 2010 |
babsjnr: Dude, u insulted me first. dont bring that shit up. I dont just insult ppl outta da blue. i'm way older than that shit, dude. |
Romance / Re: Guy Can You Marry A Femal Army by tekajibril(m): 6:50pm On Aug 14, 2010 |
olas2u: You think? Dude, i lived in Russia for three years and i know what those ppl can do. Trust me, A Russian female civilian can cause more havoc than a Nigerian female soldier. |
Romance / Re: Guy Can You Marry A Femal Army by tekajibril(m): 6:43pm On Aug 14, 2010 |
What is a FEMAL soldier then? |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 1:19am On Aug 14, 2010 |
babsjnr: b*itch move, on sum Mike Tyson shitt. |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 1:02am On Aug 14, 2010 |
babsjnr: LOL!! u amaze me. how can i be the hungry one when u know who Shirley Bassey is? doesnt she live in a trailer or sumth? ya'll must be neighbors for u to know who the f*uck she is. Ur family is so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk, your family portrait is on the front of a food stamp reading "FAMILY OF THE YEAR". |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 12:23am On Aug 14, 2010 |
babsjnr: u mean downgrade, cos last i heard they didnt have Billboard charts when Shirley Bassey was in Vogue. B*tch is so old, she gangbanged with the Flintstones. U prolly think u've gonna get dat food stamp for knowing who she is right now, huh? |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 12:05am On Aug 14, 2010 |
Dame Shirley Bassey is so old, so old that when she was in school, there was no history class |
Travel / Get Dubai Visa's And Also Admissions Into Russian Universities. by tekajibril(m): 11:38pm On Aug 13, 2010 |
This aint no scam, or 419 or nuttin like that. Contact or SMS Teka Jibril on +971509939609 for Dubai Visas. I also help get admissions into the Russian Universities with low tuition rates. My email is contacttekajibril@yahoo.com. |
Family / Re: Gun For Protection by tekajibril(m): 11:14pm On Aug 13, 2010 |
Yink99: I dont know what to say to you!! Shows u have 0% faith in God. I hope ur plane crashes. |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 8:38pm On Aug 13, 2010 |
EloSela: I just Asked my Dad about Dame Shirley Bassey, He was like "Who is that?, Is she a duke's wife or what?" Nobody knows that woman joor!! the ppeps who knew her r either dead or in a nursing home. |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by tekajibril(m): 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2010 |
kabukabu: Dude, the question referred to the WORLD, not in USA alone. |
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