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Celebrities › Re: Omah Lay Says Uganda Is Not Allowing The Nigerian Government Intervene by Tekzyflex(m): 5:26pm On Dec 14, 2020
If he's a US citizen will Uganda government arrest him? Nigeria no get levels at all. Naija don finally cast.
Health › Re: How Do I Get Rid Of Black Spots caused by pimples? by Tekzyflex(m): 3:38pm On Dec 13, 2020
Sperm will help you out.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 3:01pm On Dec 13, 2020
Becklynn:
Will the portal be open for another fresh registration?
Probably
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Timi Adigun Apologizes For His "Inappropriate Behaviour With Females" by Tekzyflex(m): 12:23pm On Dec 12, 2020
In a sane clime this man would have been serving a 50years jail time.
Celebrities › Re: Brandon Bernard Executed In Trump's Final Day by Tekzyflex(m): 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2020
Rush hour of executions in Trump's last moment in white house.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 12:27pm On Dec 11, 2020
SerAce:
They've paid almost half the 500k they promised to pay. They still got about 260k to go. If you've done all required, please reach out to survival fund on twitter. If you're confused about anything, ask me. I might have time to help out.
no one is confused....Am just surprised that I haven't been contacted after uploading my CAC on my profile including the date of reg,and business name(which I was sent a mail to that effect) my account is still showing verifying for the past three weeks and unable to verify CAC in real time;check back for Manual verification result . Apart from that every other aspect has been verified. The person handling the Twitter is not trying to clarify issues.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 4:18pm On Dec 10, 2020
HRprof:
Okay your case is CAC is still verifying, that means until it shown verified.
it has taken forever to show verified....Some weeks ago they sent me a mail to upload my CAC cert,date of reg,and CAC NUM on my survival fund page and I have done that to that effect...But nothing has changed. No call sef at least to give me small hope.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 4:08pm On Dec 10, 2020
HRprof:
You will get the money but I will advice, screenshot your dashboard showing all verified and send it to their email explain that you are yet to get alert. They don't respond to mail but they read all email. I did this last week and i get my pay this week but I don't know if is as a result of that. .
Thanks Man!
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 4:07pm On Dec 10, 2020
deckylord18:
My man Definetely, cos of you.. Payments will reach everyone. Be rest assured.
Thanks brotherly! lol
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 4:06pm On Dec 10, 2020
HRprof:
You will get the money but I will advice, screenshot your dashboard showing all verified and send it to their email explain that you are yet to get alert. They don't respond to mail but they read all email. I did this last week and i get my pay this week but I don't know if is as a result of that. .
my brother; I have done all this before. I have previously screenshot my dashboard,CAC certificate and Tax certificate and I sent it to their mail and their contact on the survival fund web site. I haven't gotten any reply. my dashboard is still showing verifying CAC and unable to verify CAC in real time;check back for manual verification result. It has been like that for the past 3 weeks.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 11:15am On Dec 10, 2020
I have removed my mind from this charade... If am paid no wahala...if am not cool. life goes on.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 11:49am On Dec 09, 2020
gold360:
guy rest Oh.... January has 90 days in it
him blood dey hot. him never see shomtin
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 9:34am On Dec 09, 2020
Tobioba1:
employer account as been verified and that of my employees also and since that 3 weeks my progress bar as been full but don't know why am yet to be paid.
The process is still on...They will definitely pay.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 10:47pm On Dec 08, 2020
Tobioba1:
have been called over 3 weeks now yet to be paid oo,I don't know what have done wrong.
How's your profile??
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 10:01pm On Dec 08, 2020
HRprof:
It will get to you soon . Relax
Thanks man
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 9:38pm On Dec 08, 2020
HRprof:
Yes finally. It will get to everyone
Congrats bro.... nothing yet for me so far...
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 12:38pm On Dec 08, 2020
HRprof:
The additional info bring up your business name when they search CAC with your CAC number you provided.
Your CAC number bring up another person business name beacause you provided wrong CAC number.
Some people experince same. Eg: if your business is registered under BUSINESS NAME and if not input the number correctly it will bring up another company name with similar number under LIMITED. Sometime what different them is the alphabet in front of the number like RC for limited company and BN for business name. If you did not include the alphabet the error will occur when search on CAC portal
mine is BN but it's still showing verifying for the past three weeks. I was even asked to upload the CAC document and to input the date of registration in my portal but it's still showing verifying on the the CAC status and unable to verify in real time,check back for manual verification" on the CAC additional Info.
it's really confusing.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 9:04am On Dec 08, 2020
HRprof:
Some people that has received payment their dashboard has change to mismatched. It seems that the officials handling the survival fund are incompetent. We should not be surprised that those that are fully verified might not get paid. But lets keep hope alive while we should have it in mind that this office will serve as an avenue to make some officials rich.
these guys are cashing out big time.... funds are being diverted to their personal pockets...THIS IS NIGERIA.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 8:06pm On Dec 07, 2020
Shampoo77:
That's theost painful part, there feedback is zero, they are not communicating back to applicants which is very bad.
It's a pathetic situation! You don't who to ask questions. Even their Twitter handler is so poor in terms of giving coherent information.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 5:09pm On Dec 07, 2020
[quote author=humble26 post=96827549][/quote]not full yet(I think it was a mistake)..but accounts have been verified
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m):
humble26:
They just called my employee.
Asking for the name and amount I pay them.
They also asked of their account details for verification.
Thou 3 of my employees missed their calls.
Fingers crossed.
Have you been called before?? Is your application bar full??
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 2:39pm On Dec 07, 2020
supersaz66:
They just called me but the network was bad. So I couldn't talk to them spontaneously.. I just hope this doesn't affect my chances. I tried calling them back but it wasn't going through.. Same thing with the other person I work with..
SO sorry but nothing to worry.... It's your payroll bar full?
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 2:08pm On Dec 07, 2020
Shawl001:
I understand, truly.
Mine also, has been verified (all) for days now, going to weeks, no payment nothing.
And somebody cannot go and borrow money with the Ope of paying back when they pay... grin

Patience Noni!
Aboy no try am ooo! Don't hope on money you haven't seen. But believe me .you will be paid.
just remember to buy me a bottle of chilled Hero. lol
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 11:56am On Dec 07, 2020
citizenjim:
Pls bro Tezyflex, any answer to the above question?
yea! but it wasn't stipulated the exact months the money will be paid because there is still backlogs of people that haven't been cleared.
for now the first payment is still going on...
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 10:14pm On Dec 06, 2020
Shawl001:
Let's all excercise patience.
If the payroll is ours, then it is.

Patience!
Ive not Recieved mine yet, but I'm hopeful.
Lets not fret over it, nor anything. Do your best and let God handle the rest.
It's not even about your payroll being full or verified. Some got mismatched and got paid,...

It will get to our turn.
It's just the anxiety in the whole thing.
Like mine everything is verified except for the CAC still showing verifying in one area
and unable to verify in real time;check back for manual verification.
I have sent mails upon mails. I have also contacted them through the survival fund platform yet no reply.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 9:45pm On Dec 06, 2020
Have you been fully verified on your CAChuh
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 5:14pm On Dec 06, 2020
Fibonacci88:
My dashboard is showing full bar now. Neither I nor my employees have gotten any call. Is it normal huh
mine is not full yet... but accounts have been verified.
Romance › Re: Help Me, Cultist Are After My Life by Tekzyflex(m): 5:27am On Dec 06, 2020
Usorohtheman:
...

. Diobu,. mile 2
That's far from my jurisdiction...Just inform any military man. it's a simple challenge.
Family › Re: Have Finally Decided To Move On After 15 Wasted Years by Tekzyflex(m): 2:12pm On Dec 05, 2020
you don't need any advice! I totally support your decision. fvck religion,fvck marriage,etc...live for your children. Your husband is a disgrace to manhood.
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 12:10am On Dec 05, 2020
deckylord18:
Tekzyflex, don't mind the bigot...
He needs to grow up...

Throwing unnecessary tantrums.
Mature kee you there.

You're trying to shove in your arrogancy via someone else's thread.
Lol! Deckylord18 you are very funny sha....it's ok my brothers
Business › Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Tekzyflex(m): 12:09am On Dec 05, 2020
aycorporat:
You seem mature and a bit reflective in thinking as I have chatted with you once.
Thanks

Conditioned beggars are not worth the stress of extending e-vocal cords.
Lol! I love you guys....sometimes these quarrelling spice us up...but seriously they need to pay everyone of us in this forum. I want to see everyone smiling.

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