₦airaland Forum

JayCynic:
This guy never receive punch from SARS officer yet, the day him receive am, im go no say Buhari na Hausa man

No mind am make him they form champion for foreigners. Only 5 minute drilling from SARS go make am think say Jesus Christ dey related to AGATU for Benue

Good news from Britain. we don't need there aids that is of no use to the masses except they will share it to all Nigerians, instead of transferring it to the acc of some greedy politicians to embezzle.

Recession bring out the hidden talent humans.

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Best of sales op. Will be back with my spec

Which one be selfie again. Nairaland no go kill me with all this turanchi.
Hunger no allow me to smile, Who no were I fit buy hot pap this morning

This is the end of konga and co in Nigeria. Deceiving potential clients with fake review in other to trick potential buyers will do no good to Konga and co as this will damage there reputations in the long run. All reviews must comes naturally from the buyers of products/services and there opinions must be respected.
Paying people to review your products/services is nothing but a scam.

Are they really happy in real life or its just for photo shoot. Because our 9ja celeb fit fake everything including there genes.

15 * 15 + 6 = 231

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Ha ha this lie too much now. Though she is still a thief.

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The law makers in Abuja ( saraki and co Nigeria limited ) and those in presidency will be very happy with this news, to them it means more money to be re-looted. While the jobless nairalanders will be left with false hope that the country is getting better.
Nigeria is owned by the Elites, who are not up to 1% of the population but happens to comes from different region in the country with a single goal to loot and reloot anything lootable.

Someone can not sell his/her house in peace again. Renting out the house seems not to be profitable for the land lady. The most effective way for her to generate more ROI for now within a short period of time is to sell off the house.
Op you have being scammed by your agent, call your agent for 100% refund asap.

Something must kill a man either HBP or not, so why should I avoid foods that I can't do without? If you are praying for long life in this recession you are just doing yourself.

Francis95:
That's Good...buh obviously he bleached his Skin.....
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Here is mine..

I've never being to a gym before and I don't lift Iron...

Bro your own na follow come...

This one na 50% change because the change no reach him leg. The leg just look like tolotolo leg. Well Sha at least the dude experience some positive change which is much better than the negative change we are all experiencing in this APC regime.

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This is mostly experienced in houses that is not properly earthed.

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May his soul rest in peace but there is nothing massive here. The last time I died the crowd that attended my funeral were more than 200k. Currently am planning to hybernate till there is change in government.

I don pray for AirForce1 tire but he know want still blow. Only God knows when airforce1 go blow because every body Don blow oh but op this song na noise.

ogbiwa:
We obviously now know where you meet your kind of girls. Spoiler: at some level some girls will so ignore you with these lines you'll be forced to upgrade. But keep playing at this level bro, when you get to that level you'll know. Nobody will tell you. Looking Tom Tom indeed.

You can't identify a joke when you see one?

Op is funny sha but toasting a girl especially Naija girls simple now. It goes like this

Op : Oh baby you are looking Tom Tom

Naija girl: smilz and says thank you

Op: Have being sending you signal for few days now but you ain't decoding my signal is anything wrong with your decoder?

Naija babe: I only demodulate higher frequency signals, seems you might need more transmitting power dear.

Op : Since you ain't demodulating my signal due to frequency issue all am trying to transmit is 'I love you talk your own"

Use this lines and thank me later..