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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: More Writers Are Needed For Long-term Project by telim:
This is the end of konga and co in Nigeria. Deceiving potential clients with fake review in other to trick potential buyers will do no good to Konga and co as this will damage there reputations in the long run. All reviews must comes naturally from the buyers of products/services and there opinions must be respected.
Paying people to review your products/services is nothing but a scam.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Cover Today’s Woman Magazine by telim: 3:56pm On Aug 10, 2017
Are they really happy in real life or its just for photo shoot. Because our 9ja celeb fit fake everything including there genes.
Forum Games › Re: Can You Solve This Question In 30 Seconds? by telim: 5:13pm On Aug 02, 2017
15 * 15 + 6 = 231
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Man With 25kg Of Ephedrine At Kano Airport by telim: 9:43pm On Jul 29, 2017
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Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Report That Diezani Alison-Madueke Stole $90 Billion by telim: 5:30pm On Jul 27, 2017
Ha ha this lie too much now. Though she is still a thief.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Man Converts To Islam In Borno State, Calls Himself Abubakar by telim: 3:22pm On Jul 26, 2017
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Education › Re: Can I Be Admitted With This Kind Of Result For Computer Science? by telim: 8:35am On Jul 20, 2017
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Business › Re: Nigeria’s Forex Inflow Hits $15bn In First Quarter by telim:
The law makers in Abuja ( saraki and co Nigeria limited ) and those in presidency will be very happy with this news, to them it means more money to be re-looted. While the jobless nairalanders will be left with false hope that the country is getting better.
Nigeria is owned by the Elites, who are not up to 1% of the population but happens to comes from different region in the country with a single goal to loot and reloot anything lootable.
Properties › Re: Got Home Last Night And Was Told That My House Has Been Sold Without Notice by telim:
Someone can not sell his/her house in peace again. Renting out the house seems not to be profitable for the land lady. The most effective way for her to generate more ROI for now within a short period of time is to sell off the house.
Op you have being scammed by your agent, call your agent for 100% refund asap.
Health › Re: Foods That You Must Avoid If You Have High Blood Pressure by telim:
Something must kill a man either HBP or not, so why should I avoid foods that I can't do without? If you are praying for long life in this recession you are just doing yourself. grin grin
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Fitness Trainer Shows Off His Sexy Transformation by telim: 10:46am On Jul 12, 2017
Francis95:
That's Good...buh obviously he bleached his Skin.....
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Here is mine..

I've never being to a gym before and I don't lift Iron...
Bro your own na follow come...
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Fitness Trainer Shows Off His Sexy Transformation by telim: 10:39am On Jul 12, 2017
This one na 50% change because the change no reach him leg. The leg just look like tolotolo leg. Well Sha at least the dude experience some positive change which is much better than the negative change we are all experiencing in this APC regime.
Health › Re: Major Causes Of A Weakened Immune System In Human by telim: 12:17pm On Jul 11, 2017
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Phones › Re: What Causes A Phone To Shock When Charging? by telim: 12:12pm On Jul 11, 2017
This is mostly experienced in houses that is not properly earthed.
Science/Technology › Re: World's Largest Heart: 200kg Heart Of A Whale Preserved In Museum(Photos) by telim: 9:56am On Jul 08, 2017
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Education › Re: Education: A Curse Or A Blessing by telim: 7:57am On Jul 07, 2017
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Politics › Re: Nigerian Air Force Frustrates Boko Haram Attempt At Regrouping In Sambisa. Video by telim: 4:31pm On Jul 05, 2017
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Politics › Re: Crowd At Maitama Sule's Funeral Prayer (Photos) by telim: 10:39pm On Jul 04, 2017
May his soul rest in peace but there is nothing massive here. The last time I died the crowd that attended my funeral were more than 200k. Currently am planning to hybernate till there is change in government. undecided
Music/Radio › Re: "Tonight" By Bungees: Nairaland Artist Drops Banging Tune by telim: 12:21pm On Jul 03, 2017
I don pray for AirForce1 tire but he know want still blow. Only God knows when airforce1 go blow because every body Don blow oh but op this song na noise.
Romance › Re: How To: Overcoming Timidity For Shy Nigerian Guys by telim: 2:27pm On Jun 27, 2017
ogbiwa:
We obviously now know where you meet your kind of girls. Spoiler: at some level some girls will so ignore you with these lines you'll be forced to upgrade. But keep playing at this level bro, when you get to that level you'll know. Nobody will tell you. Looking Tom Tom indeed. grin
You can't identify a joke when you see one?
Romance › Re: How To: Overcoming Timidity For Shy Nigerian Guys by telim:
Op is funny sha but toasting a girl especially Naija girls simple now. It goes like this

Op : Oh baby you are looking Tom Tom

Naija girl: smilz and says thank you

Op: Have being sending you signal for few days now but you ain't decoding my signal is anything wrong with your decoder?

Naija babe: I only demodulate higher frequency signals, seems you might need more transmitting power dear.

Op : Since you ain't demodulating my signal due to frequency issue all am trying to transmit is 'I love you talk your own"

Use this lines and thank me later..
Business › Re: Etisalat Pulls Out Of Nigeria by telim: 11:05am On Jun 21, 2017
It remains multi links
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by telim: 5:10am On Jun 21, 2017
3RNEST:
Check whatsApp for update....
Added you on whatz app I have skrill for sell
Education › Re: What Exactly Are We University Engineering Students Doing In School? by telim: 4:00am On Jun 16, 2017
It is better you learn a skill than to waste your time to study engineering in any of the useless universities we have in Nigeria. Technician are a million times better than the useless engineering lectures and graduate in Nigerian universities that knows nothing but cram outdated theories plagiarized by the useless lecturers without basic practical skills.

A lot of them claim they design systems but unfortunately even Nigerian engr proffs that often plagiarized books are nothing but quacks that are just interested in stipends they get from the government as salary and areas, they can't design any system it is all lies and even if they do it is something that is absolute basic.

If you want to study engineering just travel to tear one country or else just learn a skill on Lynda, tutsplus etc if your parents are poor.

IF YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME, HAVE ZERO SKILL, GAMBLE WITH YOUR FUTURE, LEAVE IN DECEPTION THEN STUDY ENGINEERING IN NIGERIA.

The government knows Nigerian engineers are certified quacks that is why they depends on cheap expertraits from Lebanon, Chinese, Bangladesh and India for any big projects.
Webmasters › Re: Learn Bulk SMS Business Here On Nairaland by telim: 10:23am On Jun 14, 2017
yomalex:
You need to pay someone to do the things you need done.
I'm available
I need bulk sms site. What is your contact?
Education › Re: I Regret Bitterly Going To University. by telim:
Op, Nigerian universities are time wasters and a total scam . Most students will graduate with the hope of securing a good job only to end up unemployed for years.
Take a look at the salary structure of the half baked useless lecturers in the universities, they all earn stipends as there monthly take home. The best thing for now is for you to learn a skill and monitize it but unfortunately Nigerian universities does not enocourage skill acquisition they only encourage cramming and issue certificate that is of no use to graduants and the society at large.
Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria Ranks 114 Out Of 128 In Innovation Index 2016 by telim: 7:20am On Jun 03, 2017
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Politics › Re: Ndigbo Holds Reception For Fayose Because Of Nnamdi Kanu by telim: 8:33am On Apr 28, 2017
Court should discharge these guy and allow him to enjoy his life. We all know these shit hole of a country never gonna work because of the self centered and un patriotic elites that controls the country.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Uriel Oputa's Home Coming Party By Imo Government by telim: 8:48am On Apr 27, 2017
Useless country that is of no use to itself, no use to over 98% of the citizen and the entire world.
Nigeria will remain stagnant if the governement keeps celebrating mediocrity.
Technology Market › Re: Sell Your Itunes Gift Card Here (We Buy iTunes Gift Cards) by telim: 11:49am On Apr 07, 2017
Exchanger101:
Whats app us. Also check your email
added you on whatzapp I can provide bulk itune gift card daily.

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