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Romance › Re: 9 Types Of Nigerian Boyfriends!! A Must Read. by telim: 11:21am On Apr 13, 2016
KINGinWAHALA:
I used to be a hungry, motor park tout in Benin. The job required I stood under the sun/rain and hustle money from road transporters. Twice I've been badly beaten by conductors and I've spent nearly 8 months in prison after being accused of raping a minor. Bro, I'm not going back that lane...I've given my life to Christ. Thankfully, I found this tokunbo panties business lucrative and I'm sticking with it. Pls patronize me so I won't die of hunger. Thanks in advance.
Brother may God help you in your business and continue to bless you. I love those that hustle because it pays.
Business › Re: Banks Under Pressure From Industry Groups To Deepen FX Market by telim: 7:08pm On Apr 12, 2016
Buhari oh... Their is know fuel and light in my area. what kind of change is this for God sake. Even bear way I being they use cool my temper hot like say they put am for ovum. May God help Nigeria...
Business › Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by telim: 1:02pm On Mar 30, 2016
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Celebrities › Re: Femi Otedola, His Wife And His Four Children by telim:
Baban God I dey your leg cause it seems your hands are filled up. pls bless me with plenty of money. I need money, more money and more money. The suffering in these country in nothing to talk about.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Man For Duping An Irish Businesswoman by telim: 7:37pm On Mar 04, 2016
shege Barawo Banza kawai, see am like dasuki, This idiots have damage the reputations of Nigeria both online and offline. Well president buhari as said it all "Most Nigerians are potential criminals".
Politics › Re: Britain Has Helped Us To ‘touch The Untouchables’, Says Magu by telim: 12:29pm On Mar 03, 2016
hmm
Celebrities › Re: LOL! When A Northerner Goes Out On His First Date (photo) by telim: 7:32pm On Feb 26, 2016
maryam6:
Am a learner, ki koya mun yanda zan yigrin
ha ha a real time learner kuwa, are you a Hausa girl?
Romance › Re: Help Me!!! XVIDEOS Has Finished Me!!! by telim: 7:29am On Feb 24, 2016
doomsdayII:
Porzo.com, youporn.com, xnxx.com, pron.com.....
I'm just trying to widen your horizon.
Sarah jay
Madelyn marie
Isis love
Shy love
Sienna west
Amber rose
Tara white
Tiger benson
Asa akira
Brooke haven....my next favourite....cant even remember the name of the one I love the most.
But I fought it.... you can too. What they show us is like a mirage. Anytime you feel the urge, tell yourself you can fight it repeatedly.... that's what helped me.
I won't say I've conquered it a 100% but as of today, I can beat my chest that I'm BTW 65-70%.
Trust me Bro, you can do it.
Never expand your horizon like I joked in the beginning.
Good luck
never had of porZo, I will create a bot and upload stolen videos to earn more $$$
Career › Re: How I Was Assaulted By My Lebanese Boss Yesterday Morning by telim:
Hop your useless Lebanese boss physically assaulted you in your own home and the only way of paying him back in his own coin is retaliating in a feminine manner. Your boss just cheated you 100%, by paying you monthly stipends and warming up your chick with a hot slap for being absent on Saturday. Even if you a are compensated which is rear he still got the upper hand for given you a hot slap. If I was in your shoe, he wouldn't try these shit with me because he would have known me before know that I tolerate no shit from a foreigner, and if he eventually slaps me I will plank or use any object around the area to whip the idiot till I injured the shitty Lebanese idiot, by the time am done with him even my dad will call for a celebration.
Health › Re: 10 Healthy Foods That Are Actually Not Healthy by telim: 8:19am On Feb 14, 2016
op, thanks
Business › Re: Welcome-Hisenjos Fiverr,Freelancer via Payoneer Skrill Exchange Customer Support by telim: 5:46am On Feb 13, 2016
I have $270 to exchange from paypal, am looking for an exchanger that exchange for N270 plus per dollar. Any reputable exchanger on nairaland should qoute me and drop his/her bbm pin or skype for details. I exchange miniumm of $500 per week.
Politics › Re: The Fourth Largest Ethnic Group In Nigeria by telim: 12:50pm On Feb 07, 2016
The fourth largest ethnic group in Nigeria should be Nupe and not Ijaw or Tiv. Tiv population can never be larger than the Nupes' except the Tivs include the Idomas and Agatus in their head count.
Romance › Re: Someone Tell Me What Kind Of Men Cologne That Last 24hours by telim: 9:56am On Feb 07, 2016
LastMumu:
Any perfume that costs as much as 25k should last at least a year on your body. Or it should serve dual purpose; make you smell nice and at the same time ward off mosquitoes or something. undecided
Guy you are too funny, twenty k perfume is not too expensive for guys that earn good income.
Business › Re: Truexgold Nairaland Customer Support by telim: 5:48am On Feb 07, 2016
your BBm pin Truex247 is invalid, get it fixed or provide a new pin. I have sold 270 payza to truexgold, waiting for the payment to be verified by payza between 1 t0 3 business days. will the verified payment reflects in my payza account? b'cause these is my first time of using payza.
Business › Re: Standardgoldng E-currency Exchanger: Nairaland Customer Service. by telim:
I want to sell 270 payza, how long will take you to fund my account. I just checkout your site, your contact support is not working perfectly, get it fixed or removed, till you are able to fix the bug.
Education › Re: How A Lecturer Punished A UNILORIN Final Year Student by telim: 11:37pm On Jan 29, 2016
mayoor15:
Oga speak for yourself and show us facts next time...And no school is 100% including UNIBEN and UI...If you have issues with the school, it does not mean you should destroy the school image
I dont have any issue with the school but the current standard is nothing to talk about.
Education › Re: How A Lecturer Punished A UNILORIN Final Year Student by telim: 11:28pm On Jan 29, 2016
crowther15:
continue u will never stop it
Pple like u no get future I swear.......
May be not Unilorin u r talking about ......
Sku that is producing wealth creator and not job seekers like U
Sku is builded with a discipline
Go to hell rman........dnt quote me
guy you are too funny, what i said is nothing but the truth, it all happened during the second semester project defence, the dude was ask to dismantle his project and identy the transformer, he was busy looking at his project and couldn't identify it. I graduated from unilorin in 2010 but the current standard is nothing to talk about, shame on the incompetent lecturers, I have never in my entire life apply for any kind of job but i have always being an employer of labour. The truth about unilorin must not be hidden from the public.
Education › Re: How A Lecturer Punished A UNILORIN Final Year Student by telim: 9:02pm On Jan 29, 2016
tottinova:
Shut up jare
I'm sure he's a pro unilorin.
Blinded from the truth

I passed my jamb and my putme and they still didn't
Give me admission cus i'm an easterner.

Stupid school
Guy is not because you are an easterner it was because you were not connected with the right people.
Education › Re: How A Lecturer Punished A UNILORIN Final Year Student by telim: 8:50pm On Jan 29, 2016
These is a university were lecturers encourage the students to cram their books. A school that just issue out certificate to saturate the labour market. A school were a 500 level student can not identify a transformer inside an inverter, a project he claimed he designed himself and was scored A in first semester and B in second semester.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Where Can I Learn Graphics Design Online? by telim: 10:56am On Jan 28, 2016
libertyfather:
Hello Mr Telim, weldone GOD bless ur efforts...pls how can I reach out to that contact in Lagos? Pls here is my num zero hate 033 nine four four 678 just beep me I will call...thanks
cant rememeber the last time i open this thread, and i also like the way you provided your number, even the most intelligent phone scrapers will fail to detect your number. These is the guy's number i gave the videos in lagos zero 8 one one 45 one one 22 one tell him you are from telim the guy that gave him video tutorials on photoshop, dreamweaver, css,php,mysql,logo design and adobe fireworks. I will remove his by 12 pm tomorrow
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Where Can I Learn Graphics Design Online? by telim:
Princealex1:
Can i get ur if you dont mind number would like chat u up on whatsap,am about to download whatsapp and would need someone to guide me through
It will be too difficult for some one to tutor you on graphics and web design via whatz app especially when you are just starting. Also am not on whatz app.
Politics › Re: How Nigeria Was Ripped-off In $470m CCTV Project – Reps C’ttee by telim: 4:15pm On Jan 26, 2016
Bros jonah, thank you very much for sharing our collective wealth to few of your paddy's, but remember its pay back time. You and your cohorts will be probed and definately vomit all of our stolen wealth. Shege Dan banza Kawai. Mr ba takalmi
Business › Re: I Think Payonner Is The Way Forward For Us by telim:
Payonerr is mainly designed to ease the transfer of cash from their partners members (receiving payment from affiliate networks and freelancing sites ).
You cannot add fund to your payonerr card through a bank account but you can withdraw with the payonerr card with any ATM that as master card logo worldwide.
You can only add fund to payoneer account by transfering from one payoneer card to another or getting payments from payoneer partners.
For those that are still confused about the CBN policy on the restriction of withdrawal of dollar, that will take effects as from first of january. The policy only hold when you convert naira to dollar and not when you convert dollar to naira.
What you are simply doing when you withdraw via ATM with a payoneer card is conversion of dollar to naira which is a good thing to Nigeria as it increases the number of $ in our ecomomy, is just like a usa citizen visiting nigeria and converting its $ to naira in other to spend on good and services. These system of withdrawal is even encouraged but unfortunately it will only attrack few $ in to the country because we are not big players in the internet marketting world especially in affiliate marketing and sales of locally made product online targetting a foreign country .
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s gas revenue drops by 50% by telim: 8:34am On Dec 26, 2015
This hard ship as nothing to do with us that earn legitimately online. Infact it means more naira to my account, since $1 equates 260 naira. Baban God help my people bad times ahead.
Investment › Re: "Getting Money" And "Knowing How To Use Money" Which 1 Do You Prefer? by telim: 4:33am On Dec 14, 2015
Money that you have not seen you have being planning on how to spend it. Hop i beg i still dey young i dont want to develop high bp.
Investment › Re: How Did You Feel Hitting Your First Millions by telim: 4:24am On Dec 14, 2015
when pips are thinking of hitting billions of naira some are just hitting a million naira that is less than $5000 for the first time. Well am happy for you, if you want the millions to grow rapidly within a very short period of time, quit your job and start a business. shalom
Romance › Re: The Most Sexiest Guy On Nairaland....(photos) by telim: 7:09pm On Dec 11, 2015
This your 6 pack resemble somalia pyrates own, you look hungary and skinny, you are not destined to have one. take heart

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