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Tell, hi

Are you and chimezie one and the same person

Nope

Nah bro I'm from Abuja

, hommie, do u see what your nigerian abuja sisters are doing?? Always known for bad good records

How can we not believe this, same thing from diff guys in Nigeria.

Bro, aint you a nigerian??

Dats true mate, i dnt knw if is just 98%.

No doubt

Depends how emotional he is. If he's crying at every little thing, that would a big turn-off.

Yansh, do you knw i can cry if i see you yanshing another man??

You know how they say all Black people looks alike.

Have you heard the saying a *man be punching over his weight*  that would be the category I fall into   

Watcha saying??

Dude dats her as an individual.U here generalizing like say u no b thief 2,isi-tortoise were u forced to date a money hungry gal for 3mnths? Indeed u b ogunfe.Abeg stop making noise and go do some job hunting wiv d spare time u have Ode!

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Op, I beg please leave  that bush mentality where it belongs , >>>> in the bush.

Many of the affluent Naija girls I know would love to meet a man who was able to carry themselves on the same financial footing as them. If you want a lady that can match you and pay for herself,  please raise yourself up so that you can attract the right kind of girls. Remember *like attracts like*,  it says more about you if a money-grablicious girl is all that you can find #justsaying.  

But you dont belong to the reliable gurls. Do you??

Yeah that's my fufu plate.

Bro, re u suffering from Anu ofia syndrome??. How come, u wearing a fufu plate??

Looks like Stevie Wonder edged you up but u still try sha.

Bro, is that not plate u are wearing as CAP??

I'm still trying so hard to laugh but my teeth,mouth and everything used in laughing has outrightly refused to obey my command to laugh,i'm gonna keep trying anyways but in the mean time please take this to the boring jokes section although i don't know if that is a joke but i'm sure its better off there,thanks.

Is your Sunday not sweet??