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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done For The Sake Of Love?

Yanshing a Naija gurl

1) The date and month of birth between your mom and your gf are same. U decided to buy both a birthday gift. U bought car and a house for your mom, and bought only a car for your gf. U took both of them to the new house (with the cars parked in there) to show them their BD gifts. U gave your mom her gifts and was soo damn happy. When your gf got hers, the expression on her face wasnt pleasant. U asked why, and she shouted in reply "U bought your mom a house and a car, and u bought me a just car ONLY. That means your mom is more important than me right?" (while u and your mom were standin there watchin) What would u do?

I swear, im taking that car back from her! B'lee me

Dan boro ba

2) U were havin a $ex with this self aclaimed hardcore 'virgin'. When u'r done sexin her, u stood up and was headin to the bathroom, and she asked: "Are u thru?" U replied: "Ya, babe! (in excitement) What a great $ex. U enjoyed it right? (with smiles all over your face)" And she replied "mstcheeeeew! I no even feel anything!" (Lol) What would u do?

Omo she aint going nowhere oo, until i screw her arse off her body

The day i precipited 2 minutes prior to starting off a phuck, the chick frowned at me . Telling me never to ask her fr sex again if i cant be lasting so long on her. I laffed and waited fr few minutes, to startoff the second round. Guess wat? The chick ended up begging, even while my ABUNNA was still eager to go one more Hr.

I said no oo, let me finish

3) The date of your weddin is the day after tomorrow. And u and with your bride-to-be, were on the bed, discussin on how that faithful day would be. All of a sudden, she called: "Darlin?" U replied "Yes honey." She continued: "I'll like to ask u a question." And u replied: "Go ahead, my sweetheart (with a GREAT smile and happiness all over your face)".  And she says that she will like to have a 3some with the supposed BEST MAN to your wedding (WTF!) What would u do?

  ,  Wld pretend i was fine, perhaps seeing from her point of view as to why she wanted 3some with the guy. And if detected she's got no genuine reasons, but craves it for the fun of it and bla bla. I dey call off the wedding sharparly. No two ways .#Shee geh

4) Your gf knows that u r a hardcore player. She pleaded for devotion to her, and u accepted. Ever since then, u have been soo nice to her. Now, today is your birthday, and she has been thinkin to present u an unforgetable and a never-say-NO Birthday gift. U'r abouto to leave home for work and she asked u what u would like as a BD gift (an irresistable one), u replied and said: "I'll accept ANYTHING form u with all pleasure, babe!" And u gave her a peck on the cheek and left home for work. The day is over, and u'r headin back home. On openin the door, the 1st thing u saw was a sweet, fresh, nakked, irresistable and well curved damsel, infront of u (with a coma knockin smile on her face)! The next thing u saw was your gf comin out of the room and singin a happy birthday song to u. wil u accept her BD gift with all pleasure, or resist?

Bro, that chick go wear her cloth back oo, Na later tins be dat. . I gast form good boi first before her and then go for back go YANSH 24HRS comot for the chick body #It shall not pass me by

5) U'r inside a public bus, on your way to see your gf. And meanwhile, u were havin a heated word of war with one woman inside the same bus (a HEATED one that u guys even insulted both families). The bus got to your destination, and u came down. Meanwhile, the woman also came down at the same stop with u. U got to your gf's house and immediately she saw u, she rushed down to hug u. While huggin u, she saw her mom comin and said: "Pls, wait a munite, thaz ma mom coming." U turned back and to your greatest surprise, u saw that same woman. What would u do?

Ahhh . Mama, im very sorry to have caused you the little pain . I never meant it . Mama, Honestly, u need to forgive your son . Please and please mama . #Woman with a forgivin heart go forgive na

6) Your mom and dad separated over an agreed issue, and you and your siblins went with your mom to another house. Your mom married another man, and in the middle of the night, u guys are being disturbed by the moanin of your mom while she's being spanked by this new dude. How would u address your unhappiness to your mom? (momi, i no lyk d kain noise wey u dey make if dah man dey Bleep u for nite), Lol.

Bro since na her husband, i no get choice than to go buy ear piece for Ikeja dey wear before going to bed

7) Your mom departed from your dad long time ago, and ever since then, she NEVER Were Intimate. She needs it soo bad now but she doesnt know any male friend that could help out. So she asked u to help out in providin a male friend (in nairaland) to help cure her $ex urge. Who would that be?

You nau

8, Your mom and dad are both members of nairaland, and we'r abouto have a sin party, of which EVERYBODY MUST PARTICIPATE! Now, U are asked to bring out the female poster that wil sin with your dad, and which male poster u would point out to ram on your mom. Who are the y gon be?

MMM .

9) Just coming back from the market with your mom. To your GREATEST surprise, u saw your dad being dragged here and there, by different gals. You and your mom rushed to the scene to help out. Gettin there, your mom asked those gals to leave him, but they refused. She asked why? And one of them replied: "This man com bleep me finish, e no wan pay moni." How would u feel?

10) While watchin blue film indecency movie, your mom came back from work and opened the door. U succeeded in puttin off the tv and dvd, but your hard-on was stil as erect as poundin wood. She saw it and asked how come? What would be your reply?

I will form immediate scratchng(Inching) to have caused the swell .