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U walkin on the road beside a hotel, with YOUR MOM. And one of the gals in that hotel says "Hey! Customer, how far na? Na wao! E don tey u reach here last o. Y u no dey com c mi again na? Abi u don get anoda pesin wey dey bleep u well pass mi"? (all these are being said RIGHT INFRONT OF YOUR MOM) What would u do?

, I wld pay a DEAF EARS first to their calls and later await  mom's comment on that, before Brain washing her . Maybe sometin like this, thus Na wa o, is this how these people behave to strangers? (With a surprised look)

U v been tryin to date a gal for 2yrs, and when she was about to give in, she gave u the followin condition. . . be a boko haram member or risk lossin her forever. Would u accept her request?

U'r datin this fine chick and all of a sudden, you dumped her for this beautiful princess. U even introduced her (the new chick) to your parents, tellin them she is your feature wife. Now u broke your ex heart, and she has been lookin for ways to pay u back. So she secretly teamed up with that NEW gf of yours. One faithful day, she (the ex) called u, cryin on the phone, sayin that she'll like u to come and see her that moment. In haste, u boarded a bike to her home, and on openin the door, u saw your ex, your current gf and your YOUNGER BROTHER doin a 3som. What would be your 1st reaction?

Haaayy!! Aruu emehhhhh  . I will bring both my brother and my Gurl frnd, before my dad and ask him (My brother) to explain what exactly transpired betwn them! . After then, eviction takes place .

U r datin this beauriful gal, that even while u guys were in a eatry place, people are obviously commendin her beauty. Then, all of a sudden, while the commendin was stil on, she started acting strange. Started actin extremely shaddy, and before u know it, she has stripped off ALL her cloth, standin nakked (damn). What would u do?

. Hurriedly takes a grasp on her even before it gets out of hand. But if it happens i wasn't close to the scene, maybe went to the rest room. I will undoubtedly rush her to the closet or Ladies, if there's any for a cover, and then seek for further help.

You reminded me of my ex, who was seated beside me in the church some years back. When silence prayer took place. The holy spirit came down on her; she dropped YAKATA  on the floor, while i stood there like i never knew her from adam  .

When we got home, she brought it to my knowledge,  saying,- *Was i not supposed to hold her, even if she was to hit her head on the chair ??.  I apologized  and claimed, i was about receiving mine too (Duh, my eyes were closed when it happened  )

Your dad was a PASTOR, and told u guys that he's goin for crusade out of town. One sunday evenin, a friend came to pay u a visit. U guys went out for a stroll and he asks u to acompany him to a cousin's house. On gettin there, u saw your dad grindin on your friend's cousin. What would u do?

Papa why?? with a sober face.  Ok, getting home aftermath. We would sit together with a smiley face and we get to chat. Thereafter inquiring chiefly the reason behind his action.  (Life goes on with some cautions  )

Few months ago, u participated in a lottery. One faithful day, while u were in the toilet pinchin a loaf, som1 called u and asked: "Good day sir. Are u Mr tellwisdom?"  U replied: "Yes, can I help u?" And he replied: "Congratulations, sir. U just won $1millionUSD. We just sent u a text msg now (a password). U can come to our office and collect the money. Pls, come with your phone so that we can check if the password is right, and varify that u r the right winner. But sir, I must tell u this. . . U have 1hour. I repeat, 1hour, to claim the money. ANYTHING other than that, NO CAN DO!"
Hurridly, u jumped off the toilet seat in excitement. Put on your trouser immediately (without washin or wipin your $hit as$). Flushed down the toilet and reached for your pocket to bring out your phone and start goin. On the process of bringin out your phone from your pocket, it fell inside the toilet and was flushed down (and u only gat just only 1hour to collect your life changin ticket). What would u do next? (go down the soakaway to look for your phone?) Lol

O boy , i will hurriedly rush down there first, and make my self present. Would explain what happened and ask, what could be done . if you form RAMBO, I go form CHAKIE CHAN but na one person go win sha! 

Osheeeeeeeeeeee

WHERE IS MAH AZZ WHOOPING OF SEXKILLZ?

SEXKILLZ U SEE HOW ERRATICALLY UNSTABLE your SEX-PREFRENCE HAS MADE U?
ONLY MRS CHIMA IS your FRIEND, GO CRY ON HER FAT ARMS!

if i were u it will be SEX SKILLZ NOT SEX KILLZ U VIRGIN gay

I laff troway my moet inside toilettt

I go use bra slap u oo tell monkey,answer my damnnn queshun jare

Be a gentle gurl jere

Sexkillz don scata err'thing. I no ask kweshion again jor!

Bro, pardon him and continue.

Can u kis ma black as$ ?

fuc ked a chicken, felt good?

Nah

How many punny have you drilled this year

Are you 190? 

Different character, different personality