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omodave: long story, broda na the car wan i board and trailer oo. its was just God

hmm...we tank God 4 His mercy ooo

omodave: thank u Jesus for averting this accident from me, am forever greatful. pls join me thank this God, i would hv miss u people

tank God o!
tank God oo!!
tank God ooo!!!
we deeply praise God

Guy wat really happen? hw d tin take happen na

Jenni_angel: hey swtie pie, honey pie, chicken perere. Am sowie, i was just giving him a new month hug and peck nt kiss. Ok dis is 4 u 'm.......wah *smile 4 me now*

Tank u my dear jenni...dats why u r d best!...dat guy na fake...
listen 2 dis poem 4rm ma @

As i wake by ur syd
My feelings 4 u i can not hide
I touch ur face in d morning light
Being wit u just feel so right...


#let d fun go on#

Goodmornin my family on dis forum...hw una dey?...jackin on point...well, some fun is abt 2 get started...u r expected 2 find it a little bit of distraction 4rm readin which is important...all work n no play...make....ehnna

@ plantuzor...hope we r nt makin jenni feel uncomfortable on dis thread lyk dis...na fun me dey catch ooo...jenni feel free 2 flow in d fun...n admit dat am better man dan him

planetuzor: @Jennie u wouldn't want to keep waiting for an upload still @ 8%. Rather u wld want to hear what's coming from the heart. The real heart that had nurtured that intense love for u...

@ Temicare: let me give u an hint to what happened between jennie and I 2day.

I will not forget 2day in a hurry.
The rain came down heavily on us like... "SORRY"
yet we held each oda's hands even firmly without
WORRY...
Marching as soldiers determined to get to their place of
primary assignment.
The floods came......so so turbulent,
Books, phones, sewade shoes got drenched.....
beautiful but delicate sandals almost got into deep
trench,
Yet we looked each oda in d eye nawtily
and laffed hard and heartily.
forced to walk bare footed like kids...
"neva let go" is wat we did.
We truely went tru alot 2geda 2day...
I will call it a..... "wet friday"
I wont 4get 2day in a hurry.
Cos it will be a part of our true luv sturwry. Love her so dearly!

@ jenni...Wit a milk hrt i say 2 u...He doesn't hv anyfin good 2 offer u( He is nt original)...oder dan words of mouth...but wit humbleness of my @ i will keep u 4ever in me..just 2 make u ever happy...

STORM2: Hahahahahaha!!!
Lol @ lyrics uploading
Temicare, u'll not kill us abeg hahahaha...funny guy

*lafin* Yes nawn...2 show i deserve dat kiss dan him...i need 2 sing...well,... d lyrics of d song is still uploadin...8%...Unibest lo sure ju jawe...readin no easy oo

jenni let me sing 4 u...

jenni...jenni
jenni...jenni...jenni...
*lyrics updating*.....hmmmn




cum! u guys shld nt laf ooo

planetuzor: Temicare: Jst be ready to come with us to provide that Care(body guard) for us when we go for our honey moon right there in the moon because Jenny is my Morinho(the special one)...

[quote author=planetuzor]U r a very funny dude...hmmm...is it wen hv disfigured ur face wit blow,u go cum go honey star ehnn ehn...just leave dat jenni 4 me jeje li n jeje li...how jackin my broda...

Success_born: NairaBEATING on NairaLAND. Who go win?

Na me na...who wan win b4...shabi d girl na reward...d battle sure 4 me...

STORM2: Hahahahaha!!!! I feel u o jare!!
Honestly oh this jacking situation no easy. But ofcourse! Coming here always makes it worth it. Just the idea that if I pass I'll see all of u keeps me going.

dats d motivation girl..we r on point jawe

STORM2: Hahahahaha!!!! I feel u o jare!!
Honestly oh this jacking situation no easy. But ofcourse! Coming here always makes it worth it. Just the idea that if I pass I'll see all of u keeps me going.

dats d motivation girl..u r on point jawe

da ceo1: hello guys wadup wf all of u?? 1daful improvement on d thread.. u guys r really doin a grt 2 assist urselves. I tink dats d bst u can do 4 now b4 d pude form comes out. We r stil awaiting d callin off of d ongoin strike bt nt withstanding pals d form mite b out despite d strike cos uniben hs written n released pume results within d ongoin strike...pls ill advice u kp on reading n praying and also await d sales of d form... God bless u and reward ur efforts.... Remains da ceo

Tanks Man...

Jenni_angel: lol, hugs and kisses to u too

Cum jenni!! i will nt take dat 4rm u ooo...why will u b givin dis guy kiss...whr me dey...@ u plantuzor,u don c whr guys dey exchange blows 4 nairaland b4...Na we go start!...Happy jackin pals...

Lamuel7: Lol! Plantuzor neva knw say I be part of d family... Anyway, I don decide to make am official.. I dey organise groove for evrybody for dis thread, and I go use dat medium take declare my intention to contest for EDO 2028 guber election.. The gruv go hold on pude screening date, time: 3 hrs before comencement of screening. Venue: VC's office.. Begin dey call in for special seat reservation.... @ storm,, u will be d mother of d gruv while Temicare go be special guest of honour.... Lol!
Hope say una dey cool off at times cos all read and no relaxation makes jonny a mad man..lol

Na so ooo ..we no go kill ourselves...Happy Happy New New month my freinds....na d month b dis oooo...u know wat i mean??

Cornelben: just want to hail all present in this room, i say success to all of us as we expect the exams.........Ben

Amen ooo..Tank u very much bro...hw ur syd na..

ohh! sowy dear...D water 2 cold abi? u 2 shld stop wakin late...we need u always in d family na...go n spread ur bed n await 2morrow tank of water if u no wake in tym...hw preparation na?...d lord will hlp us all

STORM2: Can u imagine!!!!
abeg no pour another wan oh! I don wake abeg. Shooo!! Ooohhhmmmm.....I go do u back oh! Ah

kajoula: I guess so ooo,but im sure the strike will be cald off in 2-3days time & and PUDE screening will be towards the end of august......

Amen ooo...Am hopin 4 dat day ooo

STORM2: Hey guys....good afternoon...#stretching wella#
Shooo
Who pour water for my bed!!!

Na me na...i wan wake u up ni....shld i pour more on u...so dat ur eyes fit shine wella...

iseoluwa89: Gud morning my pple,pls I want to confirm sometin oo,is it the on-going strike dat is delaying d exam or its just unibest doing her thing!!!

Na ASUU na...U know dey(Uniben) had already call 4 ptume n set d date earlier b4 d commencement of d annoyin strike,dat was why dey held d exam...However,i strongly blive its d on-goin strike holdin dem back 2 call us

Omo dis ASUU... dey no well oo...*God 4give me* dey never conclude dem tlk wit FG on Monday sha...Na wa ooo...Olorun wa

omodave: me just dey wake so,

Oh oh oh!!! i tink say guys never wake ni....i was just goin 2 get my drum of water 2 pour on u all...Beautiful mornin 2 u guys..

STORM2: Hahahaha. Thank God u stumbled in time. Welcome...u know what to expect in the exam abi? The three subjects u wrote in ur old jamb days, compulsory english questions and some current affairs.
Success brother. By Gods grace we'll all meet victorious in uniben.

But bros, just to make sure...shey u're a direct entry student? Not a jambite? No vex oh I just wanna clarify cos u yabbed us small by calling our exam "post utme"
We call our "pude" its a different exam oh. We don mature

Na so nah...i dey feel u storm...true,d broda did belittle our exam 2 b called ptume...4 where!! ours is called pude joor...but i guess d guy do mistake ni sha...Goodmorni once again...

Goodmornin family!! shey una don wake up sha

Dankylove: GRADE Advice!!!


Its a Collapse to See a Person whose Parents Are AKARA seller,Vulcanizer,Petty Trader,etc having Suffered,denying themselves Comfort just to Train their Child in the University/Polytechnic & such Child Prioritizes ACADEMIC Excellence for Socialization graduating wt PASS Or 3rd Class.
In our Economy with Massive UNEMPLOYMENT rate,what become such Graduate Faith wt Mere or No Connection??

Prof.Dan
(Thread Chief Counsellor)

He needs d grace n mercy of God ..he will reward d parent n make dem proud

JohnnyPalmer: tanx! u are a saviour

U welcome bro

JohnnyPalmer: gdmorning, nlanders! applied 2 uniben for direct entry, but i av not done the registration for post utme, hope it is not too late? if yes, can sm1 give me d procedure nd what does d post utme look like?

n.b; i never knew they do write post putme not until i stumbled on dis thread. tanx

**Singing mood**...u r welcome in da name of Lord(2ce)...2 our gr8t room of comin Uniben 200lv student...we can c all over u d glory of d lord n faith 2 attain d admission wit us..we r 1 family...u shld b free 2 express all ur mind here...Aaaaammmmeeenhh!
But Bros,hope say u don do ur final sub 4 jamb sha...if u hv..good!...d pude form is nt out yet..b active in d family...d news will nt pass u by...start jackin sir..

omodave: on my way to bore hore to buy one bowl of water, u knw wat it is for

Gudmornin 2 u bro. Guy? hw well do u know Uniben...? hmm...Cos me never step dat soil 4 my lyf

omodave: on my way to bore hore to buy one bowl of water, u knw wat it is for

Gudmornin 2 u bro. Guy? hw well do u know Uniben...? hmm

Giys...i want 2 ask dis question ..is Ekiti state one of Uniben's catchment area..abeg asap

Lamuel7: Lol! No need to die ooooo.. We don't expect dis kind of questions... Its purely for d art dude..
I'm an EDO guy,,(BINI to be specific) and am quite conversant with some notable events in the history of my GREAT kingdom,,dats y I cud dare answer... Odawise, how I for take know? I dey there wen d tin happen??

But i blive dis kind of question cant b set 4 we social science DE student...abi??...cos dis questionnz....

Frnds abeg ...whr is storm?...*lookin here n dr*...Da storm!...tlk 2 us girl...wats pumpin na??