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Success_born: The answer is 'C'. Check here-
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=a+girl+Friday

Guy! I tnk u very very much 4 dis link...i downloaded it @ once...u r a sure guy..@all pls download dat stuff...we r already dr...

iseoluwa89: We shall get there!!!,infact we re there...by faith.

Yes ooo...Amen n Amen!

planetuzor: Fun Time...
One Sunday an armed
robbery gang entered a
church and ordered the
ushers to close every
window and doors as well.
They
told the congregation they
were going to kill everyone
but in
alphabetical order. They then
approached the REV and
asked
what's your name?
REV: Zackariah Zmith.
Then approached the
Pianist,what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel
Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear
pointed@the deacon and
said his name is
Abraham Anane.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name
is Zabraham Zanane.
•What will be your name if
you were in the church?







Let me guess for you
Zstorm2
Ztemicare (if further question you will tell them the Z is silent)
A.successborn.
C.holarbee.
Eseoluwa

#Elephant Voice

lol looo! seriously! no b small tin ooo...4 dat kin palava....ma name na Zzztemi ooo...i wud hv d tym 2 say some prayers

STORM2: I won't lie I don't even understand this question. But from the options...I'll pick option C.
Reason. Saying "before" just sounds silly to me.
And nobody likes getting tranquilized (needle tinz so it hurts)
Hmmm saying "presents"...it just doesn't fit.
So I think the answer is appertizer. Option C is the only option I agree with.
Looks like the person in question was saying he'd rather have the main course for a meal than the teaser....I'll look up "afters" later sha.

Yeah @ iseoluwa...d ryt answer is appertizers...storm has said it all...normally Uniben is nt dump 2 giv such a questions...dey no wat dey r doin...one hv 2 tink wild wen answerin their questions...it can never b b4,present...its btw option B n C...tranquilizers is more or less a sleepy drugs...den normal tinkin will go 4 d option left (C)...lets keep it goin pple

I blive more in afters dan in..... a.before b.tranquilizers c.appertizers d.presents....wat do u fink d answer would b, givin ur reason...

The man committed sororicido recently
1. The killing of his son (b) the killing of his self(c) the killing of his sister (d)the killing of his son in-law...wat do u fink d answer is??

STORM2: Lol. I read microbiology in uniben.
As for english...hmmm...I love answering questions but I'm shyte at setting. So if u bring questions I'll answer them the best I can. Although...I saw the past questions the idioms there na die! See this one

Fatima matama is a GIRL FRIDAY. This means she a) is very religious and goes to mosque on fridays b) is fond of receiving and entertaing visitors on friday c) is a young woman saddled with a number of duties at her place of work d) does not work on friday.

The answer shocked me!

i guess d answer na C...i dont fink its haz anyfin 2 do wit friday watever...abi...i no correct??

STORM2: Lol. I read microbiology in uniben.
As for english...hmmm...I love answering questions but I'm shyte at setting. So if u bring questions I'll answer them the best I can. Although...I saw the past questions the idioms there na die! See this one

Fatima matama is a GIRL FRIDAY. This means she a) is very religious and goes to mosque on fridays b) is fond of receiving and entertaing visitors on friday c) is a young woman saddled with a number of duties at her place of work d) does not work on friday.

The answer shocked me!

i guess d answer na C...i dont fink its haz anyfin 2 do wit friday watever

Gudmornin beautiful pple...havin our fingers bein crossed..we need 2 b testin ourselves on d use of Eng...Eng dey change ooo...

STORM2: Amen. It will. We just need to work hard and trust that God will crown our effort with success.

Gudmornin beautiful pple...havin our fingers bein crossed..we need 2 b testin ourselves on d use of Eng...Eng dey change ooo...
@ storm...whr did u read ur microbiology?...just wanna know?

Jenni_angel: Am so happy and full of smiles dat this thread is actually progressing. Thank u all 4 ur contributions. May God reward us all with success and admissions. Amen

Amen!...Na so...d ministry hr is movin ooo...how pude reg will soon b out...stay cool girl

Temicare: I wnt 2 blive we all approves d idea...make we put 4 mind sha...4 now...lets set our priority ryt(after our admission we'll strt workin on its implementation)...readin fins lo le se ni sin..we shall all b admitted in dis forum by God's grace ooo

@ storm...it is done...we all shall laf n dance @ d end..pls pple lets major on Eng more...cos most of d questions na Eng ooo

Success_born: Amen........bro, i've checked ur profile. U fresh gaaaan o........

Tanks bro...u 2 no bad...u look gentle enuf...

D post ume result of jamb intendin Uniben student is out oooo!!!....95% of dem will b( admitted dis yr ..am very sure of dat...lucky jambite...

I wnt 2 blive we all approves d idea...make we put 4 mind sha...4 now...lets set our priority ryt(after our admission we'll strt workin on its implementation)...readin fins lo le se ni sin..we shall all b admitted in dis forum by God's grace ooo

Success_born: U'r in the spirit. It was actually coming to me as a faint idea but u just confirmed it. I buy the idea.

Yeah! i gat number 1 vote 4 dis plan...i need most of u guys 2 confirm dis...so dat we can strt planning...its never 2 early 2 plan 4 d future...u know

Tgirl-temmy:
Temicare nice one u doing here.
Ma best wishes to u all.

Temi temi!...Amen ooo...tanks alot 4 showin up...

Success_born: Abi o.....but we still dey wait. Wetin we go do na? Temicare and Storm are really doing a great work here. May God bless you and fulfill ur heart's desires.

Amen!...same 2 u sir

Hi pple!...u guys hv really change...d ministry is moving! i hv dis idea in ma head lyk dat...i dont know if most of u will buy it...hv been tryin 2 fink 4ward...after admission...if we(Nairalanders) can hold a get 2 geder merriment celebratin our success of admission...i dont know how u guys will c it...suggestions is allowed

Lamuel7: Happy sunday to you all.. Hope say una no late go church 2day..

late 2 church ke...na dat place sure pass...na only God fit hlp us all...we r gettin in dr...

Tamax: Temi.. u beta ask for permission of a day or two frm work... and shutout all what is needed to do at the funabb ICT and all oda places there... This is what the future depends on.. There is tym for everytin my sister.. Goodluck

i understand u(i never knew dis was how everytin will turn out b)...they've already given me a week brk 4 my statement of result,dey gave me truout out last 2 week brk 4 my transcript...dey wont take anoda excuse 4rm me(n i will soon finish my 1 year IT)..d guy dr is lyk a broda 2 me...i pray all will b well wit me.. am gonna beg him 2 take dis very serious...

STORM2: Petition Background (Preamble):
The Nigerian National Assembly on July
17,2013 amended the constitution and changed
the laws of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.
On this day, the senate altered Section 29 (a) of
the constitution that stipulates that a woman
shall not be qualified for marriage until she
attains 18 years of age, as they deleted age
specification for women being married from the
draft constitution and left the marriage age for
women open.
This means that anyone can pick up any girl
starting from age zero and get married to her
under this new amendment. It is no surprise that
the sponsor of this amendment is no other than
senator Ahmad Sani Yerima, the former
Governor of Zamfara State who, about two years
ago, took a thirteen year old Egyptian girl as his
bride, in violation of the constitution’s provision
at that time.
The justification for this new law as presented
by the above-named senator was Islamic law.
According to him, a female has attained
womanhood/adulthood once she is married. In
this reverse/backward reasoning, it is not the attainment of
maturity or adulthood that qualifies for marriage
rather it is marriage that confers adulthood.
This new law is a gross abuse of the rights of the
child and portends great danger for the
Nigerian girl-child in addition to all the other
unresolved challenges that she currently faces.

At a first glance, it is easy to pick out several
negative implications that this can have for the
enhancement of child-rights. At a deeper look,
there are graver consequences.
This is the motivation for this petition.
Petition

https://www.gopetition.com/petitions/stop-child-marriage-in-nigeria.html

Guys, na true tori oh. Some ppl are trying to keep nigeria in the stone ages. E no go work for dem....

4 whr...we no go gree....d west will never take 2 dat!

planetuzor: I had already arrived lagos that same yesteday. maybe you should go to the school on monday.

Alyait tnks.bur i fink d reg closed xterday...however, i cant go cos of my IT work(Bank)...bur i hv some1 insyde 2 hlp me confirm...i tut u hv their(ICT) contact ... 1 tin i know 4 sure is dat my testimony is sure dis year...we r already dr..tnks again

planetuzor: I had already arrived lagos that same yesteday. maybe you should go to the school on monday.

Alyait tnks. i cant go cos of my IT work(Bank)...bur i hv some1 insyde 2 hlp me confirm...i tut u hv their(ICT) contact ... 1 tin i know 4 sure is dat my testimony is sure dis year...we r already dr..tnks again

planetuzor: According to what a staff i met at the ECO department which letter called(phone call) the HOD right in front of me to confirm what he is telling me, he said their economics department does'nt accept ND for their 3 years program. they only accept HND and must be in Economics.

Pls,kindly hlp me ask any of dose ICT dat wat course can i go 4 considerin my qualifications

da ceo1: hello guys hw v u been Pls ignore false rumours or news sayin d pude form is out... Wen d form cums out it will b posted on d skul's official portal... Probably d form will b out b4 d mnth runs out or 1st week of august...hp uve bn readin continously cos d more u prepare d better 4 u... And pls pray fg listens 2 ASUU's demand so dat will can gt bck 2 class n u can start ur reg ds year for dose dat will b admitted... Bst of luck 2 u all.... C u at d top.. God bless... Remains da ceo

Tanks man...we r deeply appreciative...keep d info comin bro...God bless u 2

planetuzor: Though have left Unaab! But wait is it ND in statistics or HND so I can relate what they said in that regard or close to it. And besides I actually went to dept of economics to enquire.

My broda...na ND in Mathematics n Statistics...wit Social science O' Level...abeg hlp me contact any1 wat course can i go 4...

planetuzor: Just came in from Unaab now.. Gasping really hard. Omo this guys no go kill person!

Bros hlp me ask dis ICT...dat...i also put in 4 Eco...i read statistics n i hv social science O level...dat wat course can i change 2 pls...am countin on u.

Temicare: Okay! Okay!! Okay!!!...if u guys really need dis past questions of various course of study...send a msg consisting of ur course,faculty,"DE past question",ur email addr,phone number n a 200 airtym card (MTN) 2 070-669-99466(u can call if u lyk)....if u lyk doubt dis(OYO lo wa):..Dis was how i got mine...i care

@ isibella...u dont hv 2 sound dat way...ur question has been answered in d previous post...why didnt u chk d formal pages b4 u start complainin...if we keep sayin d same tin again n again...we wont make reasonable progress...

planetuzor: Bros can I change a particular course in jamb direct entry exam?. Is there any thing like direct entry change of course form?

guy, r u also puttin in 4 Uniben...cos i know u r goin 4 funaab...just hv faith in God..d lord will allow funaab 2 admit u 4 Eco...nt mindin wat u read...it is well...i dont fink dr is anytin lyk DE change of course or sch...am in ur shoe...d lord will bring smiles 2 our faces

Nellyemma: Wen is uniben post d.e form komin out? Any1 wit idea?

Bros,no 1 knows d exact time d stuff is comin out...ok..let me put dis way...d pude reg is probably gonna b out b4 d end of d month...let us just keep on jackin n revisin....n let keep our fingers cross in faith dat all will b well wit us all...

STORM2: Somebody asked u a question, u ignored him/her and yet somehow expect an answer urself? That's just hilarious.

@All pls this isn't a place to just ask for question paper and run away. We're meant to be interacting not just making demands and dissappearing.

Dats very tru...!@ storm..i lyk ur selected words of trut...u dont just come 2 dis rum cos u need hlp...after gettin it,u run away...wit constant interaction we can b of hlp 2 each oda in so many different ways...n we can even plan ahead...u guys should go chck oder DE Nairalander forum...n c how dey r makin progress...
@ Sunseyt...am so sowy.. i only hv math,eng,eco,gov n goe...i dont know if u mind...

Am here oooo....make una no 4get me na...we r already dr IJN....i cant wait 2 c u guys on matric day ooo!