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wisemania: wu dis? C dis niga sha,babe wey me don pay money 4 hin head nahin u dey call ur wife,oya CLEAN YOUR MOUTH!!! ,talk say u no go talk am again.....b4 i ....

...ahahhaha...4 ur mind!... .... lyk say i hear!...
remember!!...amah good boxzerrrrr!....# try me nt#

planetuzor: First of ALL.
I want to Thank THE GOD Of Heaven and of Earth
I want to Thank JESUS the redeemer of my Life
I want to Thank the Holy Spirit the one who's been leading me all through my Life
Thank The God OF My Parents
Thank God for his Angels who has been messenger of good, bringing good news and ensuring the success the Lord had promised me to comes to pass.
Thank My Pastors In Daystar Christian Centre For Praying for me.
Thank My Family Friends for praying for me
Thank nairalander for keeping me updated on every issues pertaining to the admission things
Thank seun for a site like nairaland
Thank Storm2, Jenny,Ancelloty,Omodave,AbleJoe,Non1,temicare,Athena, Mgcleo,kristian, Lamuel,Odizeey,Adex, and EVERYBODY _____________(fill in the gap if i skipped ur name. over happines isnt making me recall some names nw).

HAVE JUST BEEN OFFERED ADMISSION FOR STATISTICS!!!!!!!

What more can I say. UNIBEN HERE I COME, and note, am not coming alone, am flying on the wings of the Holy Spirit and am coming with the host of Angels to ensure I break the record. First Class in Statistic is the GOAL..



On my knees now singing GLORY GLORY to GOD MOST High.

Praise God halleluya!
Praise God Amen.......
So deeply happy 4 u my broda...my fwend(Mr plantainscious planetuzor)...u made it!....praise God!...Dis is one of d reason why i must get admitted diz year by God's grace...wen pple around me r gettin it...its shows mine is almost @ hand...I tank God for ur lyf bro...pls i beg u,dont stop prayin 4 me ooo...



However,pls note: Now dat u r my wife's classmate...pls beware!...n b always conscious of d fact dat am a good boxer!...
Once again i say....CONGRATULATION MY PLANTAIN FRIEND...u deserve it joor

Happy new month of November pals.....Our month of all round gr8t testimony...Rejoice 4 d Lord as done it!

Tamax: Absolutely nt true... I had a friend that was admitted with upper credit dis year 1st admission list into 1 management course.

Note: All those lecturer's,prof's didn't knw much or ntn abt admission processes take anytin u hear frm dem as 1% true.. Even ordinary student or secretary's knw's beta 99% true admission processes update dan dem.

I will employ all those that are yet to see there names to kip d faith strong in God and pray very well... Forget abt composite calculation or whatsoever u r tinking of on dis 1st admission list.. And face ya God in prayer.

Its nt undermust ya name shuld come out on d 1st list... 2nd,3rd and supplymentary List is still dere.

I pray u shall all find God favour in d incoming 2nd admission list... Its nt by grade rada by grace... U shall all see God grace in d 2nd admission list.

Quit all u tiking on dis gone 1st list and hold unto dis incoming 2nd list. I pray u shall all see cause to praise the lord when u all see ya names in dis incoming 2nd list very soon. Peace of God be with U all.

Gr8t edifying words here...d grace of God is sufficient 4 us...think less of ur grades n qualifications n lets focuss more on God showin us mercy
as He grace us d admission!....IN GOD I TRUST...icare

STORM2: Well atleast @lamuel got in with his 83
So let's see..

For those that have been admitted: kindly help us check if ur result was put on the jambsite....
Na wa o
76, 78, 79, 83, 85, 86.....For only us on nairaland? How do we even get in contact with other mbbs folk? Maybe true true uniben has already taken all the ppl they can take

*watching intently*

Sincerely speaking...reading ur post...i felt so down...dat i really dont know wat 2 say!...Why!!!...wit dat ur score n being dr product!...i blive u shld hv it!....dont even understand Uniben any more....But dr is 1 happy tin...am not givin up on dis(admission issue)...n i blive u r not also dropin d game pad!..D lord has great plans 4 us all....Uniben dont hv any choice but 2 admit u ni...Mbbs is not complete without u in Jesus name!...Keep on prayin wit faith girl...Cos u deserve dat admission...I remain ur carin temi


















However,2 some dat had d admission....am so so happy 4 u all...my adorable sweet smart intellect jennifer,my uncommon bright frnd anselloty...pwety sound athena n co....i celebrate u all ooo...D Lord dat givs u all dis joy will c u all tru ooo..My good news is just around d corner...pls make una no stop prayin 4 me ooo...i care

STORM2: Hahahahaha congratulations #alanta#
Kai...why am I carrying this bad news home na? Me just dey jealousy u now...

Wat!!!....why wont dey admit u...its not possible!!...pls chk it well oo!

Jenni_angel: Thank u God d father, thank u God d son, thank u God d spirit, thank u st. Jude Thaddeus, thank u st. Maria Faustina, thank u st. Anthony, thank u st. Micheal d arc angel. Thank u all u angels and saints of God. Thank u God of prophet T.B. Joshua. I av been admitted to study Economics and statistics. I am so happy. PRAISE THE LORD

So so happy 4 u my dear...i knw it...stay happy ooo..d Lord has done it....no stop prayer 4 my own ooo

Whr is evrybody na...oya oya oya!....make una dey share d testimony na...#opening all d empty room#....make una gush out jawe...i want 2 celebrate u as u all will celebrate me soon!

Lamuel7: Thank you JESUS!!!
Admission offered!!!
Medicine and surgery!!!
Baba God is great!!!

Wow! wow!...am so so happy 4 u man...just chk mine...nt yet given any...Hurray!....Potential Doctor lamuel!

Habidab: Even if you calculate your composite,it dosent give you the priviledge to altar your name among admitted/yet to be admitted candidate.so why calculating?
For me I await the Blessing of Almighty Allah to put my name among the shortlisted candidate to be admitted on their 2nd Batch list.Month tun so le kan si,Baba God lo sure ju

well,am not disputin dat confirm fact dat God d father of our lord Jesus Christ is solely involved in my case also....i just wanna know abt dis dr new way of calculating d grades...dats all...Remain in d faith alive bro...we r already dr...

hi all,pls can some1 share more light on d 50:50 stuff...lyk how do dey calculate dat....waitin 4 respond oo

Boll2010: sure bro...no worry....God is in control......jst say after me father strghtn my faith so I could battle tough tyms with my blieve?cuz in you 'God I believe

Amen!!...Tank u so very much my broda...i respsct u jawe...been sytin u 4rm diff thread...Me n my pple here r all comin 2 ur sch dis year in Jesus name...Stay cool man...i remain carin temi

Boll2010: ^^^^
This ur tie dey fear me o.......shey u no go find longer one draw u enta colmas lyk dis eh?

Yes ooo my oga..i must enter dat colmas ooo by d grace of God ni...without me funaab can never b tru n successful wit dr admission dis year...#Cos Oluwa His indeed involve ooo#

Sanguine: Hey guys, y'all just gotta stay cool, calm and as very well collected as possible... Your names are still being uploaded.

Thank you PlanetUzor.

wow wow! wow!!...am so so happy 4 u oooo..i celebrate u my beauty! dont worry b appreciative 2 God 4 am still comin 2 join u in dat colmas ooo by d special grace of God eh!..make u dey wait me oo....$can d boiz bring palm wine 4 her pls$.....

odizeey: Facebook.com

U dis guy!...u r not serious ooo...well,u 2 could b jonezin each oder sha....

Dankylove: because they refuse Bribe...

Na so oo...if it b tru ooo..make dem no collect oo...God will guide dem all..
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Bur..dat 1 no kon talk say make dem no call off d strike dis month ooo...or else!!!

Up eagles!!!!...pals

Storm n my chris angel...i syt u guys oo...#closin back d cotton#

The fedaral govt of Nigeria should b blamed along side wit ASUU...ASUU shld hv realise n deduce dat d govt don't care 2 much abt d future of we Nigerian student..u can't find their children amidst us!..never!..dey don't giv a dam abt us..Wen lion n tiger dey fyt..who go suffer?...how much r we tlkin abt here!.is it up 2 wat dey eat per year?..wen dey don't set dr priority right,we tense 2 hv problem...I feel so sorry n shameful 4 my dear country..One of d biggest pride of a country is 'Doing well in Educational system' but dats not in our story...d millions,billions,d govt refuse 2 pay 2 foster continuity of Education in Nigeria, can those proposed huge sum buy d tym(100 days) we've lost?..
And on d other hand, ASUU shld hv hlped us,havin notice d levity n frivolity attitude of d govt 2wards d stike...suspend d strike,4 some acedemic exercise 2 take place in our various Universities.. dats whr dey went a little 2 far abt d strike...
Am believin God 2 come 2 our(Nigeria) aid..We need His grace!

GreatAustin: i accept your condolence. May God stand by u when u need him most and when u don't even need him... To Temicare, nony, osibella, lamuel, planetuzor, asakel, ablejoe, humbleservant,odizeey, guestc, handzome4u, danox, jenni angel, graceucthei, kristiirians, storm to mention bt a few may God give ur need and want... U will not experience timely death, not grave for ur compound dis year Amen.

A resounding Amen! 2 dat bro

Bro austin...no relievin words can serve as enuf condolence 2wards ur grief my broda...pls b strong as such will never happen again in ur family in Jesus name...am soory..

odizeey: I've nt seen it sir,its d frame I've seen

Ahahahaha.....funny u bro...fanks 4 makin me laf in dis days...#prayer fins#



















Bur....i dont quiet appreciate d way u've approach my vibrant ladies on dis thwend....pls keep note n caution!...i dey quick vex ooo...#lafin fins aside#....i remain carin temi...

Ah!...ASUU strike status is moving from fry pan 2 fire ooo....Na only God fit 2 hlp us ooo













kai!!!.....Tym is going oooo....

Sanguine: I'm sorry Temi. I've Been real buzy. I'd get back to you soonest. Thank you.

Alyaitiii oooo...

Sanguine: Translation! nor be everybody here fit read that your language!

Hi lady...kindly answer my request na..fank u

odizeey: c ur head

Hmm...guy!...u know me b4?...hw come u know d size of ma head?...na wa oo

Gud afternoon ma beautiful family...well,givin up is never in ma dictionary..e don tey na!..God has plans 4 us all...
D dancin hour cometh soon ooo...I have a song!

A big congrats 2 u all dat pass very well...am so so happy 4 u guys...blive me
Chkin mine...I saw d unexpected...48%...don't know wat went wrong..ansel my guy..n my dear jenny...am deeply happy 4 u guys...am not givin up sha...
Cos dr is sometin dat keep givin me dis strong feelins dat I will share my gr8t testimony here on dis thread b4 d end of dis year..U guys r d best..Doctor Storm..I hail u oo..Am still wit u guys ever...

We will soon shout 4 joy!...I will dance on matric day ehh...it will surely b wonderful ooo

HumbleServant: My broda, why are u sounding lyk dis are we enemies. I noticed u are no longer commenting, & i asked after u. I never meant to insult u, may be i would have used d word eloquent instead of vociferous, vociferous means someone who expresses his opinions loudly & strongly, i never meant to describe u as a noise maker. However, am very sorry!

Its ok bro...am sowy 2...I didn't mean 2 sound dat way oo..I didn't know ur mind 2ward mi ni...cos dat word is somehow negative ni..stay cool man.

Lamuel7: Hmm! U wan scata ur wedin by urself be dat

Uhnn!...dats tru oo..shey make hin go wash d cars den?...

4 one 2 reason which is best know 2 me hv been very busy...@omorave..I c u..n appreciate u bro..even wen we hv our long awaitin wrestlemania 2 fyt..u r still carin enuf 2 ask of me..so therefore I giv u d honour of bein ma best man on my wedding day wit jenni...u hear!...no no no..don't tank me omorave...I shld giv u d opportunity..u deserve it
#our fightin date still stands#