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Jenni_angel: *sneaks in, luk left and ryt* ssssh, I went to uniben's de site 2day and it is currently going thru sum maintenance, make una intesify una jacking o. God will see us tru IJN. Amen. Nor be me tell una oooo. *sneaks back*

Hay!!...whr is my book!!!!..oh no!..cant find it...d devil is a lie...yes yes!.....just found it...: glory b 2 God...success is ours IJN...

planetuzor: A nyt without u! what do u think?

Ehn!!!..wat do u mean by dat!..u want me 2 blow u abi...plantain..abi watin make me call u gan?...No let me vex ooo..abi,..my jenni..say somefin now!

Jenni_angel: yes o, pls do u really undastand dis engel curve of a thing? Cus d more i try, d more i get confused

Angel...wen i saw dis question...d first tin dat came 2 my mind...dou i dont know if am ryt...is dat.."changes in revenue bringin abt relative changes in quantity demanded"...but later on... i took my tym 2 do some findings n chkin ma books n askin questions..i got 2 know more dat...it also depends on d type of goods...4 normal goods d slope i:e d curve has a positive gradient..in d sense dat...d more u earn,d more quantity of goods u will demand 4 urself...n 4 inferior type of goods...wen d consumer earns more...he/she wouldnt wanna go 4 more of those normal inferior goods anymore...dey would prefer better lovely once...n den talkin abt d slope...d inferior type of goods will show a negative gradient on d curve...So on n so on...it all depend on d type of goods n d income dat bring abt d changes on d curve...
well,@ dis junction..i wanna sign out...i dont fink i know it all...let me leave d space 4 dem my ogas @ d top 2 shed more light on d topic...am tlkin abt d staylite(Economics) of Uniben guru in Economics...n pls dont mind my English n spellings...i remain carin

planetuzor: JST PASIN..
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****Never New we got pastor here mehn!******

#Though i walk through the vally of NL mods i fear no Evil for fineboi is my paddy, oluwababs use to be my schl mate and richez is ma foot_tool..

Dou i walk tru d vally of d shadow of death...i shall fear no....come first! Watin me dey look 4 gan?...watin troway 4 ma hand...watin me dey search 4 in dat kin vally??...Na wa ooo...













Goodmornin onces again pals...just wanna let u guys smile wit dat ya beautiful faces ni..it is well

Mornin guys!

da ceo1: @storm n temi lolzzz im not beefing at all... Uniben is in my city and its also ranked as one of d best too... Hope u guys v resumed jacking?? It seems d non academic staffs will conduct d exam... Lets say b4 d end of ds mnth d form will b out... Do u knw same time last yr we were all curious like dis waiting for forms to b out and sudenly it did, we wrote d exams gt admitted and most of us gt 2 meet during clearance even a guy we met here is my nxt door neibor in my hall... Ds pple were d first set of frenx i made.... Great wok u guys r doin kp it up and ull also tell same story to next yrs aspirant... Love u all

Amen! IJN ..tanks man...u r on point jawe

da ceo1: hello house hw u guys doin? The first and the best U.I begins sales of pude form... Sales ends on d 12th of sept... All hands b on desk cos uniben mite b next... Goodluck to u all

Tanks enuf bro..dats kind of u...i heared abt it 2...bur...u n dis ur UI...d first n d best..na wa 4 u ooo...wetin Uniben kon b?...no let me fyt u ooo

chrisshado: u can also call it markownikoff's rule. I tink i ve an idea of it. Its a rule dat xplains d outcome of some addition reaction. Can state it exactly but it is, if an acid (HX), is added to an alkene, d H is attached to d carbon wit greater no of hydrogen whike the X is attached to d carbon wit lesser no of carbon.

Ehnnn!...mbbs yamayama ryt....c intimidation n oppression...My dear Jenni lets start our own Economical terms jawe...

Ehnn..Abeg my friends..no le me 4get...whr una keep my success boy na?

Ehnn..Abeg..no le me 4get...whr una keep my success boy na?

chrisshado: Mehn nawa 4 dis family wey i get here o.
U guys didn't hear 4rm me 4 wks n nobody border ask.
No issues o.
Hapi bday in aries at storm

Sowy abt dat bro...u welcome back sir...

jj9ice: please hold ur peace, im not novice on nairaland and in this forum and mind u, I DONT KNOW IT IS A FAMILY AFFAIRS. please i dont need ur reply, 'keep it and eat it

Broda...U do not need 2 sound dis way...even if u r mr president on every nairaland room...respect is reciprocal...Try 2 man up,n b humble...@ least in words...
@ house...pls let 4get abt dis matter...is not in anyway relevant 2 us...Our prayer now is 4 God 2 favour us in Uniben dis year

jj9ice: nawa, see the level of intelligent of DE student? question for question . who am I?! nawa, see the level of intelligent of DE student? question for question . who am I?! nawa, see the level of intelligent of DE student? question for question . who am I?!

Chairman!..is as if u dont wanna learn...House,abeg c me c issue oo...u just failed an innocuous question...Now,imagine dis...U came accross group of some guys talkin abt sometin u dont really know well of...n u just came in wit a question.."hv u eatin"...ask urself,do u make any sense 2 dem...Courtsey demand a reasonable person 2 interupt a conversation wit a greetins...or better still introduction.Wen u now ask me dat i answered ur question wit a question..U! b! my! teacher!!...or r we here 2 answer ur questions!...U gat 2 b a learner...

planetuzor: Brotherman, its so bordering not hearing anything from the two schls. I just have to develop PLAN C and D ooo. No time to waste time..

Wats ur plan C n D man?

planetuzor: JST PASIN..
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.....END TIME THings.

Plan...abeg,wat do u fink we shld b tinkin abt or doin now...concernin dis Unaab n Uniben DE admission palava now...me don wan tire ooo

Jenni_angel: lol, let me think abt it

Ahhhh!!..dont fink abt anytin ooo...u wan kill me!...Am so sorry my only dearest...dat plantain guys is full of "irony"...pls stay in my kingdom only...i plead

Jenni_angel: Guys are we sure uniben will conduct pude screening dis yr, cus d putme admission list was released 2day

Really!!...ah! ...God! whr ur eyes dey lord??

Jenni_angel: ehen!!! Ok nau, thank God we ar in raining season and d weather is cold.....

No..no..no...dont share my pride wit some1 else oo...u know i apologise b4 takin d step...u r iyale nawn

jj9ice: for all art and humanity aspirants, why uniben compulsory c r s in post de exam

And if i may ask...who r u?

omodave: enhen were is that young man TOMTOMCARE let host our celebrant with a mini party. This is the order of the program u TOMTOMCARE d DJ, JENI ORGANISER inquote the food testament she be incharge, plantain i mean planetuzor the MC, U LAMA i mean lamuel7 for asking her how many boyfriend she has knowing that is ME I AND MYSELF ALONE, u will clean the chairs and some work meet jeni for morework and other s u are to sing the birthday song has both cut the cake . I want all this done b4 i take my bath

Come...come...come!...wat is d meanin of dat...as u all know...dat am d only fitted ryt man 4 Storm in d parry..#check my swag na#...Am so sorry my Jenni.#am just bein a man#...ok..okay..u omodave! ehn..no 4get our fyt sha....Lamuel,pls polish my shoe 4 me..My angel is expectin me

STORM2: Hey!!! Wake up all of u!!! Its september 2nd!
Its my birthday today. Oya oya show some love, bake me a cake and sing a birthday song to moi!

I'm really grateful to God for yet another birthday thank God for health and life. #azonto#

Ah! omo olojo ibi wa jo oo...Wholeheartedly i say HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 u dear...D lord will grace u 2 experience more of dis dayz in good health,happiness,achievement n fulfilment in all ramifications of life...I celebrate u my sister...Am happy 4 u as i sing dis song
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday e....happy birthday eee
Happy!!..e...birth..day..ee...to..uuuu....you...uuu...

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D house say Hip hip hip!.....HURRAY!!!

Remain Happy,4 today is ur day...

I ask 4 God’s BRAIN 2 DRAIN away d
RAIN of PAIN in your life &
fall RAIN of GAIN on u so dt u will OBTAIN
And b ORDAIN 2 do His will nt turn into VAIN.
The Lord will take AWAY
Every DELAY on our admission dis year
As we hv a 1derful March …
into d month of September
However,...
Just Like the Eagle,
We’ll fly Like Gold,
We'll be Valued Like the Sun,
We'll shall shine bright Like the river,
We'll shall flow unlimited Like the Palm Tree,
We'll shall Flourish into d world in greatness like Money,we'll shall be Useful in our society
Hapy New Month my Family frm difr parent …
I remain ur boy...d ever carin temi

Sanguine: Abeg all of una ECO applicants wey dey here make una show una face now o, ehen! Abi am I the only ECO major on here
Because me ah never know wetin ah wan begin dey read abi na refise for the screening abi na interfiew o.
E go better make we begin dey rub our minds together here...as oyibo don talk am say two heads are better than one. And I sure say na plenty heads dey here. So plenty heads go better pass one. Me ayaf talks mayown now o.

Okay now, all ECO majors on here lemmi see you type 'uhuh uhuh' ....

Uhun...uhun...i dey here ooo...Eco lo sure ju...Readin on how u wanna transform Economic situation of Nigeria 2 a better one

Lamuel7: Bros, I tink say na only me ooooo. Laziness don marry me no be small.. I don dey plan to divoice but d more uniben dey delay, d more d marriage dey sweet..lol! I need somtin to ginger me ooo and its notin dan the form is out.. Gbam!

U got it all ryt man...dats d mind...d real news of d form on sale is d greatest motivation 4 now...

Jenni_angel: my broda it is nt be small tin o

Abi nah

Lamuel7: My pipo, I dormo for una.. E don clear say UNIBEN wan set us up cos no mata d mata, dem MUST finalize admission mata on or B4 oct 31 gbam! So as e be now, na only 2 months con remain... Make e no com be say dem catch us dey sleep, so my pIpO, make una intensify jakin as neva b4 cos d time wen dem go giv to take sell d form go dey very short, and d xam fit set by 2nd or 3rd saturday of september.. Na so I see am oooo.. Una gOOd am foR afterNoon

Halfu2nu ooo my broda...mr lamuel...u c dis one talk ooo...ur prediction fit b correct ooo....Uniben must 2 hasten their admission process ni ooo ...last yr..na independence day d admission list show hin beautiful face oo...mayb e go happen lyk dat dis year ooo..#i pray so#....i wish i can b given divine expo on wat will come out in exam...i go dey happy ni...laziness dey do me ooo

Jenni_angel: i hear, me dat dnt like to read b4, now see how uniben is adding salt to injury

Yeah...dats true...but wen we gat no choice nko...we go read na ni...

andywhite: I hail una oh......
Non of u guys can show me past questions, hmmmmmm all the same sha it is well

which of d past questn r u talkin abt...if its not social sciences...i cant b of hlp 2 u bro

planetuzor: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN POST AND
A NAIJA post on a thread!
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from
Uk, i love my husband so much and I can do
Anything to please him... But recently I am
falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:
*James silva : I think u need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.
*Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that..
Have been in your shoes before, I had to
wake up and face the fact that I am married.
*Michael paper :well just remove your mind
from him and make your husband do the
things you like in his cousin..


NAIJA PAGE ! My name is Aminat, i stay in
Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling
for my husband's cousin!

COMMENTS:
*Emmanuel ola : Fool, love na food?
*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to
womanhood.. shame on u,
*Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike? *Pls is dere
light in odogbolu?
*salam tunde fiddy : If u want to fall for me
too, call my no +0708000087
*bola azzezat: I no blame u at all, better go
find something do with your life, fall
koor, stand nii.
*Richard oke : Abeg who get original bb
charger?
*Amaka Achebe : Ur a prostitute, oloshi, u need
deliverance !

Ahahaahahahahajahajahajah....i cant stop lafin lyk dat my broda...u try ooo...whr u c dis one...d analysis tru die

Jenni_angel: Ha! My family members none of u could even ask after me, its nt fair oooo *crying* heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.................

Sowy na....#soberin#...i tut i did ask of u my dear,maybe ntwork problem ni..remain happy..am comin home soon

Success_born: Guys,how una dey na? I've got info for u all as regards d on-going strike.
The Joint Student Union of Universities(J.S.U.U) have decided to assist the government financially in meeting d demands of ASUU. They are therefore calling on students and aspiring students of various Nigerian Universities to contribute in whatever little way they can to ensure that this is achieved. The account no is 1800279684. Remember, nothing is too small. Have a lovely day.

Short of words 2 say man!

Didi 5: Hello house

Hi bro