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Jenni_angel: Thank u all for u prayers, it gave me both inward and outward strength, am much, much better now. Words alone cant express my profound gratitude, u are indeed a family. Love u all

Hurayyyyyy!!!!All glory b 2 God...Jenni is back again!...am so happy abt dat...! keep stayin wit us girl...we miss u

Pls guys...i need fast answer...pls is Funaab DE form still out?...lyk d 1000+ payment in bank for d reg...is it still on?

planetuzor: YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED 2 ME
YESTERDAY IN SHOPRITE IKEJA. I
STILL
CAN'T GET OVER IT. I WENT 2 D
SUPER MARKET 2 PICK UP
SOMETHING 2 EAT AND AS I WAS
WALKING DOWN D ISLE, I
NOTICED DIS MAN STARING AT
ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND
KEPT WALKING TO D FRONT
COUNTER 2 PICK UP BOTTLED
WATER AND A LOAF OF BREAD.

AS I PICKED THEM AND
TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I
TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME LOVE,
SO I SMILED AND SAID "HI" THEN I
WENT ON TO GET A CAN
COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE
SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I
WAS GETTING A LITTLE
NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS
FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING
ANYTHING.

BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I
JUST SAID "HI" HE FINALLY
RESPONDED AND SAID, "I AM
SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK
JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST SON... WE
JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS
AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETTING
MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY
SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID
HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS
DAT HIS BOY IS WITH D LORD.

THEN
HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM
A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I CAN". HE
SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS
SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM
B4 PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME
TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE
LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD
SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT HE
COULD HAVE SOME
SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH
HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I
HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT.
SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS
FROM D CASHIER AND WALKED
AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE
TURNED AND SAID THANKS
AND "BYE SON". WHEN THE
CASHIER CALCULATED MY
STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL
WAS N6750!!!. I SAID WHAT!!...CAN
U TELL ME HOW A
BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O
LOAF OF BREAD AND N100 CAN
COKE EQUALS N6750?. SHE SAID
"YOUR DAD SAID U ARE
PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I
SHOUTED. DAT MAN IS NOT MY
FATHER OOO!!!". I QUICKLY
RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO
SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE
PARKING LOT.

I RAN
AFTER HIM AND WAS
SCREAMING..."EX CUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED
RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW
ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM
JUST
B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D
DOOR.

I KEPT ON PULLING AND
PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE
AM PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU
TOO LIKE GIST, SEE AS YOU JUST DEY
SERIOUS DEY READ THE
story.

...Guy! whr u dey get all these funny funny write up...nawa ooo...funny dude

Athena 101: 20. The Portuguese first visited Benin in the reign of (a) Ewuare the great (b) Ozolua (c) Esigie (d) Ovonramwen.
This question is from 2006 PUDE past question (government)

Heyyyy!!! me no know d answer ooo,abeg wats d answer dear

My guys...wey jenni na*lookin confuse*...oh! am very so sad abt jenni's illness oo...hw i wish i hv her contact no...pls,if any 1 of u hv r number pls pray 4 her n tell her,i wish her quick recovery...i say 2 u jenni...d Lord will touch u n heal u dear..pls b ok 4 us..D Lord will rewards us all wit Uniben's admission..IJN...i care

My guys...wey jenni na*lookin confuse*...oh! am very so sad abt jenni's illness oo...hw i wish i hv her contact no...pls,if any 1 of u hv r number pls pray 4 her n tell her,i wish her quick recovery...i say 2 u jenni...d Lord will touch u n heal u dear..pls b ok 4 us..D Lord will rewards us all wit Uniben's admission..IJN

Freinds...my sub don expire ooo...hopefully i will post 2morrow...U guys r doin great!

omodave: the day is dawn with a cool weather, wake up everybody before i will come knocking at ur door wit a bowl of cold water hope u knw wit it for, so Gudmorning

No pure me water oo...no b me wake uuu....ehnn? ok lets pure d rest of dem snow water *walkin gently*...oya oyah

Gudmornin my wonderful family ooo...hw una all dey??happy sunday 2 y'all..church lo sure ju ooo...d Lord will open our eyes 2 read d ryt places in our books n God will grace us all 4 d admission IJN...i care

Jenni_angel: Gudnyt pals, am feeling dizzy and weak cus of d injections.

oh! pele...gudnyt angel...sweet dreams n wake up strong in da lord

Tank God! r u back?...pls b strong in da lord....He His our strength...i care

Jenni_angel: Amen dear, huge thanks to u all

Jenni_angel: Off to hospital to recieve treatment. Later frnds

Ahhh! jenni my swthrt ...d pain reach dat level...am really very sorry ooo,unbehalf of d rest family here..i say get better n strong 2 pick up ya book again....Amen!!

omodave: little advice, i wud prefer u use jamb past question to uniben PUDE frm experienc

I agree...*noted*

D strike is hopefully comin 2 an end next week...

Gudafternoon family...just lonely wit ma book

The 2009 ASUU strike that lasted for 109
days brought out the bestand worst in d
lives of many students.
When students resumed, many female
students came with ENGAGEMENT RINGS
and PROTRUDED BELLY.
After 9months, THOSE BELLIES produced
names like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE, ASUFUNMI,
ASULIMA, ABISASU…
This year’s ASUU strike, I hope it wont
produce anotherwonder,e specially now
that the WEATHER is favorable [cold tinz].
So, we won’t get to see babies’ names like:
HARMATANASUU, ASUUSEYI, MOJERE,
ASUUGBEMI, ASUUTUNDE,
ASUUFIFEHANMI…a nd so on…
Well,I trust my real female Gees Happy
Strike....ma people...Uniben is our place joor

Success_born: I belive you my brother. Everything is working together for our good.

Amen! my guy...u guys r awersome

Success_born: I belive you my brother. Everything is working together for our good.

Amen! my guy

Success_born: I feel your pain,bro but i believe in every difficult situation,there's always a way out and dis won't be an exception. I really dn't know how ur schedule is like but just try to work out an hour everyday for serious jacking. I believe it would help. YOUR FUTURE IS NOT ON THE LINE. IT'S IN SAFE HANDS(your hands) AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE CHARGE AND HANDLE IT WELL. God bless you.

Tnks very very much dear...ur words landed on a good part in ma hrt...am blivin God 4 His hlp...lyk i said earlier...our good space in Uniben is sure dis year IJN..

omodave: is there anyone here who wrote last year PUDE?

Considerin d best of ma knowledge....i dont fink dr is any1

omodave: am lonely in this room, wat is happening

No no no...u cant b lonely,am wit u darlin...

iseoluwa89: i guess it will be based on dept,because I learnt enginering,physical science,mathematics etc will be answering d same question...

okay ooo ..tnks dear...

@all...hw do u guys fink dey will arrange us 4 d exam??

STORM2: Hahahaha! U were a prefect? Talk true!! Were u one of the types that used to chase ppl with koboko? Or belt? Labour prefect! Na dem harsh pass oh....
I somehow miss secondary school sha.

Nahh! i was one of d gud onces...but sometyms i hv 2 do ma work...sec sch days was full of fun..i miss my old frnds...bur happy wit d onces am makin now...
@ jenni n holar..hw r we goin 2 share d money na?...shey b i win 2

STORM2: Hahahaha! U were a prefect? Talk true!! Were u one of the types that used to chase ppl with koboko? Or belt? Labour prefect! Na dem harsh pass oh....
I somehow miss secondary school sha.

Nahh! i was one of d gud onces...but sometyms i hv 2 do ma work...sec sch days was full of fun..i miss my old frnds...bur happy wit d onces am makin now...
@ jenni n holar..hw r we goin 2 share d money na?

Jenni_angel: Select the option nearest in meaning: mr Eze is in a financially PRECARIOUS position (a)dreadful (b)unacceptable (c)unsuitable (d)insecure. Ur time starts now

d na D...insecure

STORM2: I second that!!!
An insignia is a symbol....

Goodmonin my people...u guys got it ryt...i rem wen i was d labour prefect(boy) 4 sec sch...wit my badge u go know i b!

Let me giv u guys dis hot mornin tea

The school badge is d INSIGNA of office for all d prefects in the school a.Power b.symbol c.seal d.recognition....wat do u fink d nearest meanin is...dont chk anyfin...just say it

STORM2: Make sense! I didn't even know that was possible. Its a good idea....just hope they'll agree...God pls.

hmm...d sad tin is skye bank dont giv ITs lyk me any kind of leave...its was due 2 d fact dat i know some1 i was given a week 4 ma statement of result...i so feel dr somefin i can do...i minimize my weekend wisely dou; bur my weekend is so fast...my poly hnd form closed last week friday...i didnt take it..bur i blive in God jawe...Dis year is our year

hmmm...am so tankfull 2 u guys...u've all been a wonderfull family...ur words gives me hope...D Lord has prapared us a gud place in Uniben IJN...keep d ministry rollin...

STORM2: See dem see dem!!! See as all of dem dey jack!! Leave book joo!! Come and chat small. Remember all work and no play........

Omo no b small tin ooo...i dey work ni(as in bulk teller 4 skye bnk)...i swear na die...no tym 2 syt ma book,tlkless of readin...i get home tied...endin up sleepin on ma book..Yeh!!! i scream 4 my lyf...almost 4gettin my maths...*God hlp me,i plead* Omo wa se ori ise ni ooo...my work fit kill person...i hate my self every nyt...my fwends pls pray 4 me ooo...My future is on d line ooo...*feelin so sober*

dolzat: D.E candidates, how you alll doing? The Good LORD shall grant Us great Success. Please any idea as to when the exam is coming up? Just give a hint if you know, thanks. Kares!

Amen! tanks man...we r hopin btw now n first week of august it shld com out