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tjosh007: damoye...how was u doing? Av nt been looking u in 2go...where is u goes since dis days?

lwdm7p(laf wan dash me 7pnts)..josh diz ur furda english don show say na patience jonathan b ur engl teacher...aniwayz,i was losing my phone so naw iyam boro boro buh me ayam goes 2 buying anoda one 2mao so ayam gone 2 sending una anoda request...or jst add Damoyeddon.......winks....

oladosuphemmy: cn one bring one's wife and children to d hostel

wife nd children 2 small naw...see bring aeroplane gan ui don dey construct airport 4 us..if na train u get,light rail constructn is on,d only tin u cnt bring is ur brain.jst liv dat one @ home

oladosuphemmy: cn one bring one's wife and children to d hostel

wife nd children 2 small naw...see bring aeroplane gan ui don dey construct airport 4 us..if na train u get,light rail constructn is on,d only tin u cnt bring is ur brain.jst liv dat one @ home

Lilly001: I don dey pack my Load....Jossy our 1st class info giver on NL..he neva lie oo..his charm sure for him baje..lolx..if he talk say na 2moro we go resume, peeps abeg believe oo..dis guy dey give confirm info..I HAPI baje..Decemba loading..AZONTO tinx

tobi,walahi i tink say na only me dey notice diz jossy guy o,since d day e don tel me 4 2go,ha no let my parents rest again self..if jossy nd UI VC gimme info,i swear die na jossy ah go follow coz dat hin own link go b frm prof rukuyat ibrahim.....me naa kukere tinz o.....ui on point

pedibaba_360: Hello pals,its so gr8 2 c d thread come 2 life xpeciali wit jokes n oda funny activities....
Lets gt it rollin....
Here's a scene I dnt rily undastand: A frnd of mine intended 2 print his adm leta,he went ahead,bot d kad n den he loggd in his parameters(i.e jamb reg no,pin..). He saw d adm leta on d jamb site bt as a result of a problm he couldn't print d leta. Eversincden,he culdn't login wit d sam parameters he used d previos tym. D Ques is "Ow mani tyms cn 1 use a scratch kad in terms of admssn leta printin?"Anybody pls!

5times at most buh mayb d person xperienced bad server wen loggin in d first tym nd he kept re-trying till he cud view it...it has happened 2me alzo due to over-anxiety 2 print ma result.....jst sayin my own ni o

Telez: @last u.i ön point,God noni,any Mathematics student here add me 2go-generaltele fb-majortele

bro welcum on board jawe...only u b major nd general aniwayz xtend my gweetinz to field marshal o....lolzz

obex90: ui pls lets start registration o,people re beginning 2 wonda if av been admitted or not. pls guys how do i comment on a post,i do not know where 2 click 2 do dat

jst click quote

Akby: Admission for sale! sale!! sale!!! This is to inform the general public that my admission into UI DE is for sale. 200L into Food Technology.
For further enquiry call: Lmao
Terms and Condition apply
Thanks
@Akin_Official

UI Is really really funny... How on earth will I be admitted for Food Tech when I applied for elect/elect with the 2nd best result during collation? Lmao... So I should go and learn how to cook for 5 years *smh*
Congrats to y'all who just gained admission

bro congrats o,fud tech for ui no b beans o but na elect/elect sures pass unto say dat our etihad money go land 4 muritala airport in 5yrz time.......winks.... .

Akby: The girl funny me die common 100L Awo girl wanna kill herself because the guy is not intreted... Hypo + Lacasera on point *smh*

lwdm7p(lav wan dash me 7pnts)...she made me rememba dat advert HYPO GO WIPE O.....hahahaha

DuBooVay: Lol crious smppl nly cm here wen de re in trouble_nd ask sm kine questnz a 10yr old wud laff at_ onto food things av switchd to garri oo_wit groundnut or fish__resumptn z drawin closer,money dey gave me4 shoppin I bought clothes wit it all_e jus be lyk film ni_af enta wahala

funi gurl,dem magnetize d money comot 4ur hand ni shebi u bought clothes wit al ur money ni?nd u ar complaining ov 2much eba...if i were 2b mumsi naa dat cloth u go chop dis nyt

tjosh007: abi o damoye...nd besides dat combo na nice combo o, we go fit try am when we enter UI **WINKS**, Duboovay u'r invited to join o.

tjosh no b joke o...make u kun see chill fayrouz with fried lizard brain.i swear ur IQ go enta 250 straight...na one korean boy 4ma street telme o buh i neva try am sha o

Akby: hahahahahahahaha... Me sha kuku know say i no dey buy Condom :p

lwkmd....

tjosh007: sorry u don vex o...u fit try dis correct delicacy garri garnishd wit locust beans if u no mind

if i were u ni @duboovay,i go jst stroll enta one chinese resturant nd order 4 chinese rice in combo with lizard kidney,housefly,python intestines,duck throat......walahi u self go dey shout HEY! HEY! HEY! jst like tjosh wen u will see ur bill......winks.....

Ibraheeym: Wen Last did a Man Utd Player receive a Red card ? When Last did Man Utd Concede a Penalty ?

lolzz..dose qstns u jst asked will b included in nxt yrz jamb okay......d fact is man.utd came 2 stamford bridge nd robbed u guyz,dis tym webb wasnt d referee yet u ar still complaining....may b on wednesday in d carling cup match we shud giv roberto de matteo d whistle....seems datz wat u guyz want

Akby: jor oooo lolzz.. E be like say Etihad don pay ur money abi? Lmao! No p just consult me onto say construction cos electrical boiz no dey carry last at all. Na hymn 55 sure pass ooo *winks*

walahi d money wey etíhad pay no get part2 o.aniwayz as my felo uite nd padi,u 2 beta go join d bidders for PHCN privatizatn o..we go kun dey run d two businex 2geda...i swear carlos slim go jst dey folo us 4 back ni o....lwkmd

Omo Daddy354: So u be Babalola boy

walahi na babalola fit do am o.......winks.......@akby, lolzz na money sure pax o...ah dey find land 2 buy if u see o,i wan build refinary b4 i gradu8....lwkmd

@ibrayeem,d greatest economist i welcum u back 2 d big family jawe....@leget d greatest dentist ahbeg i nid a prescription of a good oral formular o..my cuspids nd bicuspids are crying o....lolzz

@akby better rmov ur 3D nd stop eating dat popcorn coz diz tin u ar calin drama has turned into a season film o...if u arent careful 4litres petrol wnt see the end o..@both parties its enov naw,diz religion tin u ar makin issuez out of,plz ow many ov us knew d founders of dese churches nd mosques...using myself as xample naw am a bonafide CAC member frm birth,buh am pretty sure dat my p.man has neva ran into joseph ayodele babalola while d man was alife nt 2 talk ov myself..better stop these unnecessary argument nd PREPARE UR CHARIOT...coz one day i bliv damoye temidayo wil b swapped 4 carlos slim in forbes list......alwayz dharmoyee

Kinda remembering some years back,jst lyk yesterday when a sudden light shown frm heaven,afterwards was a voice frm God sayin...LET DERE BE A FYN GURL AND NIKKYLIGHT WAS BORN.....hapi b.day 2 u my dear nairalander...LLNP..hip hip hip hurray

Kinda remembering some years back,jst lyk yesterday when a sudden light shown frm heaven,afterwards was a voice sayin...LET DERE BE A FYN GURL AND NIKKYLIGHT WAS BORN.....hapi b.day 2 u my dear nairalander...LLNP..hip hip hip hurray

...damoye walks in 2ru d back door...he was challenged by sum peepz in pson ov akby,leget,haderbisey al speakin in one voice sayin WHO ART THOU?...at first,he wanted 2 take 2 hiz heels coz he knew how unbearable akby 100kg weighed blow wud b...buh VALIANTLY,he replied...I AM A BONAFIDE NAIRALANDER...nd he was issued d entry card.....barka de sallah 2 u al o....alwayz dharmoyee

Jst tought ov dese nw...if sallah shud b celebratd arnd 20 or 21 as pple ar sayin,den dere mite b public holiday on monday nd tuesday..wich implies if ur documents ar ready dnt procrastinate,go do urz sharply coz no time 2 check tyme o

pls according 2 d links unda d clearance portal.....d medical nd undertakin form are both redirectin me 2 d same place....am i 2 fill d same form twice or what....2 will birth cert frm a private hospital be allowed 4 d exercise

I lav wen i read ppuz post complainin dat dey ar few in dere dept wit 45 studnts..4 cryin out loud my dept(petr engr)has bkum dept ov gay studies engr wit juz 12guyz nd 1gurl..aniwayz na wu dul go cari last 4dat 1babe shaa...lolzz....dharmoyee1 on 2go

shola david: u get mouth bro,bunch of tnks.....wats ur fb user name mine is shollexkay on 2go,,shola david on fb.

temidayo damoye is ma fb i.d

shola david: pls,can u post d adress here ??

my kingsmen(osun) here is our adrex 18A,cooper road,ikoyi lagos...odas shud gugu d word states liaison offices in lagos..am very sure al states hv deirs here 2......stil ur boy dharmoyee1 on 2go

As per d issue ov certificate ov orign..al states hav deir laison office in lagos nd abuja..bt mostly al in lagos are located at VI..frm d info gvn 2 my dad dere...1000 nd 3paxports is al u nid

13 admitted 4 petroleum engr...1 available,odaz nowhere 2 b found....abeg my faculty palz here,dharmoyee1 on 2go

@ibraheem if u ar a lagosian when u get 2 yaba on d right we hav akoka nd unilag den on d left dere r pple lyke u dere....u really nid it

Hapi sunday 2 al admitted nd aspiring uites....may we witnex many more sundays if jesus tarries his coming...........dharmoyee1 on 2go

i dont know why u pple like taking trivial tinz important.....letz assume u were askd 2 pick one frm dis 2 options
1.re-submit ur result 5times daily till d day u get matriculated
2.come nov buy anoda jamb form nd past questns nd stat preparatn 4 nxt yrz jamb......wich 1ne wud u hv gone 4
as 4 me,i wud evn stat sleepin cafe jst 2 make sure dat 5times is complete...bt here is jst 1nce nd u ar stil contemplatin........

@zezeny if u guyz rnt complete,kum sign me o...i be confirm striker o,as my mind dey tel me my fellow pet engr no go sabi ball.....cheers

Hmmm,nairaland,a place where people frm al walks ov life meet...professors dat can teach a britain ow 2 spik englsh,TB joshuas dat can tel u wat a uni has in mind 2 do in 5yrs tyme,judges dat can crucify u wit dere judgements,supporters club dat can build u an AC wen in fire....wel me am kinda enjoin u o