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Stvkmicheal:
bros whats wrong with verizon?

DharmyYinks:
Ladies nowadays be looking for already made guys. What they don't knw is that most of these guys don't giv a damn bout y'all because if u leave d guy, other ladies will flock in nd if u don't wanna leave, the guy can dump u for anoda chick.


I knw y'all wanna secure ya future by goin after 'already made guys' but the only future u can truly secure is the one u built with the guy while he was a nobody. Ask TuFace nd Annie.


Bring sumtin to the table... mak ursef valuable such that a guy will be scared to lose u nd not some street rat looking for a shelter in a mansion. U'll definitely die of poison

ClassCaptain:
Episode 2

I dialled his number.. Like 3 times. He no gree pick.. I tried it again twice. He didnt pick..

Haha maybe because na private number.. Abi pastor dey fear make he pick call may blood dey comot for mouth

I then used my second sim to text him that i have remmited the sum of 20,000 naira to his account for thanksgiving for a Miracle God did for me and another 20k for painting the church "s fence.

Less than 2 mins , the pastor called my 2nd sim and started raining prayers on me ..

The God that knows you and your deeds in secret will reward you.you will expand.. You will this, you will dat

baba no even check whether alert has entered or where i got the money from.. If i be armed robber or not, he no ask... Money is money

He asked of my identity but i simply replied..

Keep me anonymous.. And then ended the call.

I waited for like twenty minutes when the pastor would be wondering why the alert has not entered and then sent him the April fool text.
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April Fool Sir.. Have a blessed day.. I replied back. I added the sir so the insult wouldnt be too grave.


I could imagine how painful it will be for the Man of God to check his phone expecting an alert of a loyal church member thanksgiving only to meet such a discouraging msg.

Am sure he must have opened the gates of hell and cursed me with the holy tongue and verily verily i say into you , his curse did work on me..

kestolove95:
Why are all of dem lookin as if dey want to discover mungo park?

sirlop:
It's unbranded and brandnew, going for 105K last

fujirice:
Lmao! Kilokeys don end the guy career. He no go show im face again for this thread....