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Bishops10:
Ok sir

But







The kids will still grow to start from where the so called adults stopped

It will be too late to catch up

cruzita:
he is my REAL MAN.kiss Daniel my honey bunch

If we look am well now kiss Daniel fit be ur younger brother mate o. .... Honey bunch kor, sugar pack ni

masternoble:
I feel good today, first time on Nairaland. Can somebody welcome me.

Welcome to the place where you waste ur whole day achieving little or nothing

Moji12:
hehehe, my Alma mata

See ur teeth

My alma mata

asifawarley:
Meaning Of LOL,LMAO,LMFA And BTW.


LOL- Laughing Out Loud

LMAO- Laughing My Ass Off

LMFAO- Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

BTW-The ByThe Way

OMG- Oh My God

WTF- What The Bleep

HMU-Hit Me Up

IDK- I don't Know

IDC- I don't Care

WDYMBT- What Do You Mean By That

LWKMD-Laugh Wan Kill Me Die

JK- Just Kidding

JJ-Just Joking

TBH- To Be Honest

FYI-For Your Information

FML- Bleep My Life

GTG- Good To Go/Got To Go

GB-Good Job

BRB- Be Right Back

BFF- Best Friends Forever

BISLY- But I Still Love You

JTLYK- Just To Let You Know

NM- Never Mind

WB- Welcome Back

IMO- In My Opinion

FWIS- For What It's Worth

NP- No Problem

MTFBWY- May The Force Be With You

OTOH- On The Other Hand

RL- Real Life

SFSG- So Far So Good

TTYL- Talk To You Later

TYVM- Thank You Very Much

TY- Thank You

TTT- To The Top

WRT- With Respect To

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Chosen1984:
I AM A CHOSEN

Chosen by dasuki?

ellahzy:
I saw those bottles but I didn't drink from it.

chai... .. U miss big tym

Chosen1984:
Go back to bed jour!

And who are you?

Pls who is OLAMIDE and who is Don Jazzy in this story

Segadem:
do u leave in kano?

I pity your English teacher

Dis is cool

kissval1388:
Good day nairalanders and family, am very sad today 31/12/15.
someone just gave me fake money now, I went to buy airtime with it and the seller refunded the money and told me it was fake.
Nairalanders, you know how the country is now, everywhere is dry, no money.
Am a christian and I know spending this fake money is a sin but why are people so wicked and heartless?
the man selling airtime told me to go and buy fuel with it.
actually, am in a serious delima. Am very broke. how can I tear this money?
Na people they make people wicked oo oo. don't blame people.
pls advice me friends. Allah I just dey cry since today.
seun, lalasticlala and mynd44 pls help me and move this to FP or you can pay me the 1k and leave the thread here.
happy new year all!!!!!! sobbing.

Lucky you its 31st December and not 1st January... ... U for just dey collect fake fake money through out the year... .. ......No be me talk am o, na naija mentality be dat

Show me your friend and I'll tell you who you are

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kennyman2000:
Rest in peace brother..

But it's not confirmed dat he's dead nah

Daniyemi:
Don't be silly. It is the MOD who pushed it to front page that wrote that heading.

Naso the tin pepper u reach?

whitetiger511:
corps member not corper

And a Corps member is a what?

whitetiger511:
corps member not corper

And a Corps member is a what?.......

whitetiger511:
Copper ko zinc ni.

Don't mind the copper op jawe

Daniyemi:
Caption the photo..


.Mine: I must serve my Father's Land!

No wonder u can't differentiate between a CORPER and a COPPER... ..

Following

babseg:
he wanted to write

I am now a champ

You dont what this autocorect can do

Just like u av just fallen a victim to auto correct

They better check d bushes and stop making assumptions o

It wasn't like this in my days.....
End time service year

dubemnaija:
OK...It happened that I 'escorted' this friend of mine to Nsukka in ENUGU STATE to go meet the parents and the family of the girl he wants to settle down with. We were asked to come back the next day for 'The List'. Shaa, to cut the long story short, we returned the next day, and I was like WTF!!

Not that am vexed at NSK people for the high price/cost of getting married to their girls; BUT my anger is that this particular girl that my friend wants to marry is even yet to graduate from her school (a poly) and she's not even fine . So on what basis should the list be that high?

Also, what on earth will these guys do with the 50Gallons (NOT 50Gallon o, but Gallons) of palm-wine and 100 tubers of BIG yams that they asked my friend to bring??


NOTE: Cost of wedding no dey the list o! probably after the traditional and white wedding, the couple will resort to eating sand.



www.dubemnaija..com

Since the demands are in phases, I'll be leaving their daughter too in phases......at long last, dem go put their daughter for OLX..... .. Rubbish

What's the craze about all these end time posts self. .... Everything that happens is now related to end time... .... Buh are people actually aware of these end time happenings.... ... .. am waiting to see how many end time comments will pop up

OK

SMARTgurUxxxxxxx:
These two dangerous animals was killed in a bed room where that kid(the little girl) was sleeping.
She found out that something was touching her on her back,immediately she woke up and started screaming,a neighbour(the one with slippers) rushed and helped in killing the animals.
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I came 30minutes after the screaming and killing
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.who wan die??

End time lies

uzolexis:
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
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1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.

Lol

Teophilus96:
What on earth do you think he's thinking about?

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. When will it be break time