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16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald this morning. A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.

“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant. The young man claims there was no s*x at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident.

“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild s*x orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.

Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent. “Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.


Source : www.informationng.com/2016/02/omg-16-girls-gets-pregnant-after-teenager-ejaculates-in-pool.html

That is how those useless drivers will be using somborys life to play car race.. . Rip to the dead. .. So sad

Bossforeva:
According to an Instagram user, who shared this photo, he said that the owner if the Rolls Royce, leaves in a blocks of flat in Lagos.
Meanwhile, a new Rolls Royce costs about N215 Million at Coscharis.
What's ur Say?
http://starttells.com/2016/02/04/rolls-royce-owner-who-lives-in-a-public-flat-in-festac-lagos-state/

Amebo, no wonder u said leaves.... ... It's lives

lokojay1989:
please I need someone who can reach me graphic design at a lesser price of less than 20000. I reside in Lagos Mainland

Pm me

Leriebloom:
i see

Hello, sent a pm.... . Kindly reply

gozzlin:


My bad, I thought you were.

When you'll not patiently read...

sickstars:
Best thing is tell him

M sure he too has noticed some behaviour of urs

He is just waiting for d truth from u to move on

Nd even if u dont say it he wud get tired nd move on

Humans will get tired nd we need love nd care

So dont feel to fly

Drop ur ego nd tell him

Cos u are too wicked for keepin it dis long

Tell him den tell him now he was prone to get hurt

since u av fufiled ur desire let d innocent man go please

I just like your handwriting

Weird

The man that climbed the fence got me laughing... .. . Nobody wan die

Does salamander lizard really change to snake?

First check your own English

Can't u see the teeth of the bulldozer

K

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Gee001:
yeouls

Wow.. . Dats cool.... Do u mind sending me ur pin as an inbox

Small thing..... E no even dirty well well self

Awhhh.. ... Cute.. .. The guy looks like albino though. ... . It's not photoshop johr... It's camera shopped .

Gee001:
Lol. Tnk u

Are you a January 21 celebrant?

K

kallmemrB:
Something Happened To A Friend That Got Me Scared Of Ladies

You know when you read some stories on Nl and u burst into laughter that bloggers are generating make beliefs stories...well I was like that until a friend told me about his current situation...Owu blow me ,fear grip me...
His Story:

My friend has been dating this lady for the past 3yrs and he was even thinking of doing his introduction and marriage this year....until he got the shock of his life on Monday....To him he thought their relationship was steady and ok so he never had any cause for alarm but a few weeks ago while praying in church his Pastor told him to avoid eating any food his Gf prepared for him for a while(I know what's on ur mind,Pastor lying since 20 B.C right?) well the guy prayed about it and kinda obey,they have been dating for 3yrs and sometimes the Gf comes over,sleep over or spend some days and you know its,kinda normal for ur Gf to prepare food and stuffs...
Due to the nature of his job,sometimes when he comes back from work the Gf would have slept and left his food in the cooler.. So after the pastors instruction he would sneak out and pour away the food...sometimes when it's during the day he would give excuse of the flat too hot and go outside the balcony to eat so that he wont raise any suspicion.. ..

After 3days of ignoring her food he notice his Gf became more aggressive and acts angrily.in his mind he thought it maybe she was having her menstral cycle so he ingored all those signs and still joke and make her life ....but 2 weeks ago she left his house as usual to go back home...since she got home anytime he calls her she was like "what" "en ehn" so he was like surprise by the new attitude,he went to her ouse several times but always met her absence...Sometimes when he calls her she talks like her usual good Gf but sometimes like they are fighting....
Last Friday while he was at church for vigil,the pastor called him aside and told him that the lady has been using charm on him for the past year,which lead to him losing his job for some months before getting a new one.. .the pastor told him that the lady main aim was to make him poor so that she would be the one feeding him and controlling him,that He will always listen and do her bidding anytime she wants ....

My friend almost fainted and the pastor told him the reason why he instructed him to stop eating het food was because she always feed him the juju(charm,jass) thru food....
He said he didn't believe what the pastor said so when he goy home he called her over 50times she didn't pick her call all thru friday to sunday...all he could think of was if it was true...
He spent all weekend asking himself the same questions like "Have I been under Juju all this while,Did she really love Him"

But on Monday he got the greatest shock if his Life...After work on Monday he got home and found his apartment empty...i mean totally partially empty ,only mattress and the bed stand,wall rode and some of his cloth remaining...all this watches,shoes,belt,all electrical gadgets were all gone..even all his pictures and personal stuffs...

He said he felt as if the world crumbled on Him,he went over to the ladies house and was told she hasn't been home for 2days..when he called,she picked up and eased ,banged the call...

So he went to the landlord of his apartment and the oldest son of the landlord which was around 25 confirm that his Gf came with her friends to pack everything...The landlord said he couldn't stop her becos she was pratically living with him for Past 2yrs so they tot they were married...

My friend is still in Limbo Atm cos he still loves her alot inregardless of what had happen...
The crazy thing is that yesterday somebody return some of his picture,the one he took with the lady was not returned....

Honestly if you meet this couple you would think they are heaven made cos they look so good together and were happy ....

aAfter hearing this last night,I got so scared,I never imagined a lady could do something like this to a guy that loves her...

My advice to everyone out there is to be prayerful in ur relationship cos u don't also know if you are under spell

I feel for your friend seriously, it's so pathetic... .....note : it's hiss and not ease

Pishure or adonbiliv it

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Happy birthday.... Pls, make una manage this birthday care from me

Tanks. Appreciate a bunch

Osemudieme.. .. ... . Someone should re-spell

enieme:
hmm. I don't understand still. What's wrong with the solution.
I'm not ashamed of making mistakes, so let them come. I'm all armed.

Bold man abi na woman ..... Ure indeed bold..... further maths guru....... It's just English u really don't understand........

homeboy205:
OGA LEAVETRASHFORLAWMAN

See olamide's impact on you.. .... LAWMAN kor LAWWOMAN ni

happney65:
Dont mind Nigerians and their attitude with Religion..Weere People..

tempem:
Boss I'd say Man 2........2 will believe he could jump off the plank and 1 will fall in the ocean and die...... Unfortunately for man 2, on jumping off, man 1 will shoot him and will swim away...
Simple logic.

The depth isn't known nah... ..

I really don't see the competition with God here