₦airaland Forum

Thelma246:
dts hw it should start.. Mine started dt way too

Yeah. Written test yet?

NwaAmaikpe:


-Girls without home training leave your bed after sex without dressing it.
-Girls without home training will always remain their food no matter how hungry they are when you give them food.


-Boys without home training litter their condom wrapper on the floor of your house.
-Boys without home training use their saliva to seal the 'rizla' before smoking kpoli.


Children without home training look into your plate as you are eating or even come close to you.


Wives without home training tell you everything about their husbands when you are on top of them.

Shoo? Boys with home training dey smoke kpoli ni?

Festusd:
Me oooo

Me too.

Hey, LastMumu!

belzabull:
Ermm...your concerned is noted, however I feel obliged to inform you that there is not only an economic blue print but also an administrative blue print by the IPOB leadership on governance and survival of the proposed Biafran nation, so worry less about that and worry more about what will be left of your country after a split.

I am sure you are one of those who told whoever cared to listen that buhari was the best thing after sliced bread, today you are gnashing your teeth over his obviously leadership flaws- the point is, you should worry more about making the right decision/ choices for yourselves and let those who believe in the Biafran course worry about theirs.

On domineering, the thing is people like you just pick up a line albeit a lie from someone or social media and begin to use shamelessly even when you don't understand what it means or the context in which it's being used, otherwise if you do, an apology from you stereotyping would have been needless.

Just like you keep making baseless assumptions with using South Sudan as an example, forgetting or being oblivious of the fact that former USSR split into about 15 country each of which is thousand times better than your country.

Sometimes it good to speak with knowledge and not revel in ignorance just because some fellow uninformed persons and out of mischief too, chose to peddle such falsehood/misinformation.

All in all, do not worry about how 'body go tell' us, rather worry about how you'll be shitting in your pant when the time comes

#bye

You have a plan? Good luck to you then. What will be left of my country? Of course the normal Nigerian map minus Igboland.

Maybe you shouldn't make "baseless assumptions" about me either. You don't know me. I am politically very passive. Didn't like the idea of Jonathan, but wasn't crazy about Buhari either. Didn't vote in 2015, don't even have a voter's card.

Who said I made any apologies? I already said we would see, saidn't I?

I never mentioned South Sudan, dear, but I think you should not be in a hurry to discard their experience though. USSR split...and you know they are doing better because? Because nobody ever hears their names anywhere? There is a certain amount of strength in number and size, sweetheart. Think about this.

Yeah it is good to speak with knowledge, no arguments here.....
.......but about shitting in our pants because Igbos are leaving? Wait, let me laugh first.

Nyceguy92:
I don't know how the OP arrived at her conclusions but I beg to disagree.
In every family, there is hierarchy and each level, from the oldest to the youngest child, has its expected roles and responsibilities.

I do not agree that a parent would, without some form of empowerment in the form of education or vocational training, totally transfer the burden of catering to the younger ones to the eldest. You would be talking of a family where the man is a loafer, a drunkard.
Or a case where both parents are debilitated and can no longer earn a living.

The case the OP quoted must be a very peculiar one.

The first child is a mini parent. He/she guides and looks after the younger ones, including buying them items.
These are roles they happily assume, even without being asked to do so.

But that does not mean the parents have taken their hands off their statutory responsibilities.
Or what would they be doing with their money if they have it?

The problem is that, they usually don't have the money to take care of the remaining children because these same parents give birth to more children than their means can handle. Their thinking is usually that, they would train the first two or so children, and these first ones can then take care of the rest.

Now these first set of children find it difficult to plan their lives on time. They slave for the siblings. And you cannot refuse to carry the responsibility for then you would be tagged "ingrate" by parents, "wicked" by siblings, and so on. Do I have to get punished because I'm the first child? Is it my fault I came first?

OrestesDante:
...

the way you acting lately makes down.... *guitar, saxophone* you is still my baby baby.....

Chai! You don watch Tom and Jerry taya.

gentlechyke:
Temi. please e don do. can we relate on another topic?? the negative vibes already killing my ataraxia.

Lmao! SMH sir.

I rest my case.

gentlechyke:
Cool. But brother you need to see the look of disdain in the faces of HR when you mention Igbo origin. It is bad

Who is HR?

texazzpete:
can you show me proof that your democratically elected leaders (Governors and legislators) have been actively pushing for Federal projects in the South East? The deputy Senate President is from the South east and yet no overt pressure to build the 2nd Niger bridge, for example.

Where is your proof that Igbos are denied job opportunities as a deliberate thematic act of marginalization ? We all know nepotism and ethnic bias is in full sway in the civil service from all sides. For sure, Someone like me from Edo state will probably find it harder to get a job in Abia ahead of a south easterner. This happens in Nigeria. You sure it's a problem for igbos alone?

Two bottles of chilled Orijin awaits you.

phenomem:
My man quiet there. They've been watching you since 1962 and we've been watching you since 2015.your problem is you online Nigeria when it is sweet. when it goes south you won run. Hypocrites

Don't mind them. I still believe this whole shout of marginalisation came as a result of the disappointment of some people over Buhari's win in 2015.

Jonathan won in 2011, Boko haram guys crept up (our eastern brothers were quiet). A northern man became the President and IPOB/militants sprang up almost immediately.

I believe all these movements are sponsored. I'm just tired of Nigerians. Can we not just see the manipulation?

justiniyke29:
IF U CHECKED U WOULD AVE KNOWN DAT IMO,ABIA,ANAMBRA ND CALABAR HAS OIL

I think Enugu and Ebonyi also have oil. In fact, all SE states have oil.

Calabar isn't SE, sir.

belzabull:
thank you for this comment.


Do not bother about the SE having any oil or not. Switzerland has no single drop of oil, but are a million times better than your Nigeria. I hope you are able to make some sense out of this


However your last sentence is what I'm really interested in and I'm willing to learn something today


Please tell, how exactly do Igbos like dominating others?

Oh you're welcome.

Great to know about Switzerland. Well, I suggest you demand to know what economic blueprint your leader has for you, in order to avoid stories that touch. Remember what happened to Nigeria when Buhari came in without economic plan. Una body go tell you.

About the "dominating" issue, maybe I'm guilty of stereotyping you. But then we shall see, shan't we?

CaptainBlaise:
And exactly what does "UEA" mean?.... Since you're quick to discredit other people's mssgs. I'm sure you didn't see "#copied" @ the end of the post as well.

Nonsense.

Keep "#copying" trash.

Bede2u:
u mean like the 'equality' Nigeria is currently giving ss right? Propaganda wont wrk again to divide d old eastern region

Old eastern region indeed. Has the SS indicated they want to be part of your country? SEs be eyeing SS oil.

magoo10:
And you expect them to spell it out for you? I laugh in Swahili just like your friend
you are very funny

So who are they spelling it out to?

aniomafirstson:
SW has just 1 international airport which is in Lagos
SE has an international airport in enugu
SS has four international airport (asaba,Calabar,uyo,port Harcourt)
the thing tire me o

Oga Gentlechyke . I hope you've seen this.

NwaObinkita:

Too late, I have committed all 7 of them

Lol. Savage.

aniomafirstson:
Oga there is an international airport in enugu na

I jus taya. How many international airports do we have in SW? Isn't it just the one in Lagos?

ShootToKill:
Madam adviser, you want them to go home, stay in their place and develop their place while still answering 'One naijeriya' with you. How do you ewedu people reconcile your chants of 'go home' with your anti-Biafran stance? Don't you think you afonja elements are confused. You want everybody to be in their lands yet you hate Biafra and oduduwa. Hope you not a product of Mapoly?

See your mouth like Mapoly. I am not saying they should go home. Some Igbos claim they "developed" Lagos (whatever that means). So why is the "developer" finding it difficult to "develop" his home?

OrestesDante:
Pls I beg you don't quote me I have had enough mentions already today. I'm currently taking paracetamol.


We (NCAN) will send a rep to check the name of the culprit for us.
One of them even get koko for forehead maybe he is a unicorn. The other like an Ape

Who are they?

Guy...no be me go call you mumu, I swear!

I wonder how come Biafrans suddenly remembered their "marginalisation" as soon as Jonathan left office. If only they had remembered during his tenure, maybe he might have been sympathetic to their cause.

magoo10:
keep waiting for Nnamdi KANU to give you an economic road map .where is Nigeria today with all the economic road maps? now they are talking of vision 2030 after so many vision whatever has been postulated. let's have Biafra first economic road map is not an issue ,an Igbo man will always cross the bridge when we get there as long as economy is concerned

I laugh in Swahili. Chakpachakpachakpachakpa!��

gentlechyke:
Please in a bid to disprove the claims of the writer, do you also know about the budget, education expectations, favoritism when it comes to job opportunity which is clearly visible to the blind, inadequate federal infrastructures and some what more...leave the matter and channel your energy in researching about the agitations and the way out.

Where is the adequate federal infrastructure anywhere?

texazzpete:
Lagos has been a natural seaport for well over a century...they should now close all ports and spend trillions to set up seaports in Warri and Onitsha (lol) to be 'fair'?

Lagos has been a capital of Nigeria...is there any wonder most embassies have presence there?

How can someone cite the location of multinational companies that are not owned or controlled by the FG as an example of 'marginalization'?

Why not ask Oil companies why they relocated out of Warri and PHC? Do you see any militants in Lagos threatening to raze down Mobil or Total offices?


I'm also perplexed why you're bringing up Rivers and Delta states in a discussion of 'Biafra'. Has anyone of note in those states told you they want to join an Igbo dominated Biafra?


All this talk of referendum...why not set the tone and show example by conducting an underground referendum in Rivers, Delta and Bayelsa states to see if they want to be a part of your Biafran project?

Tiri gbosa for you!

Pesuzok:
Most youths in this country living in despair not SE alone.

But my igbo brothers, how come we say we are doing well and at the same time living in despair

Help me ask them o. If they stay in your region and grow the place rather than "develop" other places, maybe they will be better for it.

gentlechyke:
okay

How to permanently end Biafran agitation

A Yoruba friend asked me: Under what conditions would you support "One Nigeria" and let go of the Biafra agitation and let it die down and finally laid to rest for good?

Here was my response:
1. Close down Lagos ports and open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri ports.

2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports only local connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Calabar, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights direct and major connecting flights.

3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos, Kano and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.

4. All federal governments’ agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC, e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.

5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu.

6.All oil companies must relocate their head offices to PH, as the oil capital of Nigeria.

7. Let the northern children gain admission into federal schools with 300 score points while the South Eastern Children should gain admission with only 20 score points .

8. Let all federal road projects in the North/SW should be handled by one local companies and the one in the SE/SS should be handled by Julius Berger and foreign construction companies.

If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented for 50years , we can try one Nigeria and let see if you the North and SW will like it for a month. Meaning that Yorubas and Hausas needing to get international visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, etc etc.

The Yoruba friend replied: You can’t be serious, this is wickedness and I said... Really? Don’t you think South South and South. Eastern part of Nigeria have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs?

He was quiet for a few seconds and said: Wow, you are right but it never occurred to me.

I said, that’s the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting from it, love it and would love to maintain the status quo. Let each region develop at her own pace, with Airport, Seaports, industries, major projects open to be developed in any part of Nigeria without government interference or strangulation due to tribalism and nepotism!

Let Nigeria be fair to ALL irrespective of tribe, religion, and place of birth. Let there be true federalism and resources control, with the elimination of quota system and federal character in Nigeria. Let's have equal respect for one another irrespective of where the person is coming from in Nigeria. That is what Biafra agitation is all about.

THE SIMPLE TRUTH

Whoever tells you that if Biafra succeed or gain her independence that Igbos leaving in the North or Yoruba land will loose their properties and that things will become worst is an enemy and is among the people that are benefiting from the fraudulent arrangement that exist in Nigeria.

Yugoslavia broke into 6 countries namely: Serbia,Macedonia,Solvenia,Bosnia Hezegovia,Montengro and heaven did not fall.They did not leave their Job,leave their formal country before voting to leave....... after voting to leave, all those in the new created countries automatically become foreigners.

Malaysia broke into 2 namely: Malaysia & Singapore and heaven did not fall.

Pakistan broke into 2 namely: Pakistan & Bangladesh and heaven did not fall

United Arab Republic broke into 2 namely: Egypt & Syria and heaven did not fall

If Biafra go, it doesn't mean we can't travel anywhere again provided we have our traveling documents ready.

Why is it that Hausas & Fulanis see Biafra break up as war? Are you not tired of sucking & stealing our oil down to Kaduna reserve, Bornu reserve, and now Liberia reserve?

Allow Biafra to go because Biafrans have suffered a lot of humiliation,intimidation & marginalisation in the hand of this wicked contraption called Nigeria.

#Copied

And you envy the Northern children gaining admission with 20 score points, right? You wish your children were that dumb.

Abuja is the capital. You don't expect federal government agencies to be relocated to your village.

There is some merit to the embassies though.

It is sad our local contractors are very poor at building roads. This is a good opportunity for you to dominate the market (if you're a road contractor).

Guy, the Nigerian masses are marginalised. There are sufferers in every tribe. Only a few are eating the riches of the land. Don't personalise it.

How many oil does SE have? I only pity the SS in this arrangement. Igbos are good at dominating others, SS shouldn't expect equality if Biafra secedes.

enemyofprogress:
ask your imam

Oops. I am a Christian sir.

perooo2017:
was your interview short like my own, was asked just three questions in 10mins

Really?

enemyofprogress:
stop that, she was a Christan

And so? What does it matter?

Addicted2Women:

Yes

100% Yes

Men smokes, why shouldn't women smoke ??

If you live in Europe or America and you can't date women who smokes, you will die without a wife because all the women in Europe and America smokes cigarettes like their lives depends on it

My wife who is a doctor smokes weed, that's the only smoking i tolerate, i hate cigarette smokers with passion

I smoke weed too

She didn't smoke for 2 years when she was pregnant and when she was breastfeeding

Oh boy!

Homeboiy:
Went to bath in a face me I face u ,..forgot my warpper n decided to bath like that


My neighbour sexy wife was inside d bathroom watching my me, observing my six packs

when I noticed ,I faced her n she was like bros, ur thing big ooooo


she dey beg me for BJ since BT I no gree

Ah! You can lie o!