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I saw first time balling!! I mean HARD BALLING in 1997. A man called Chief Victor Okafor AKA Udu Oyoyo, Eze Ego 1 had nearly uncountable number of cars! He waded off bundles of N20 notes till he got to his house!

They use just one car to take pictures! A man owned nearly 100.. On the December 28 1997 I saw a man (Ezego Ego) spray money on Oliver De Coque till it got to 1 million Naira... 1 Million!

Noisy Edo demon in the worthless and irrelevant Chinese League striking for the Zoological Republic..

I'm outta Nairaland's jail mehn!

Don't go around sleeping with these potential beasts.. I remember one of them tried so hard to bring Justice Brett Michael Kavanaugh down to the extent she didn't remember anything apart from he tore my panties and landed a slap on me!!!

Looking out for a potential client... But this one ya egbu gi! Imagine after sniffing his cocaine, he pops out to take on Mercy Aigbe!

KoiceReloaded:
The weakest president in the history of America. Majority of Americans are ashamed of him and can't wait to vote him out of office.

Are you part of the majority? If you are not THEN SHUT THE FUČK UP!

AllenSpencer:
May God save America

Potus has lost class


A President that responds and tweets about everything.

Damn! Even be attacking his own governor in another country.

No class at all. He needs to take a clue from his predecessors. They talk and the world quotes their lines.

This present day president is just a social media personality.

Bush was radical and quite. He didn't need to go toutish to make his point clear. His composure alone sends messages.

He needs not to be quiet because the media, especially CNN will outrun his good works with fake news..

Nwa okuku adiro ebe akwa ka ife ji ya rapu ya, o maka uwa nu olu ya!

You might not understand what I said there but thats the main reason he's got to keep protecting himself by doing what he's doing!
It pays off positively tho

The UK that's neither here nor there! At this moment, they're lost.. They should focus on getting back on track rather than chase a Lion!
Onye olu ya n'agba oku adiro achu Oke

Bambambiglo:
Haha..See this one typing from oshodi under bridge calling himself Americana.

Thunder fire you dia

My broda!! The thing tire me

contigiency:
Trump you deserve more than this. For abusing our gentle man president whose honesty and Integrity is second to none and who is highly revered the world over, you will end up very low as a president. Starting with you losing your second term bid and ending up with mockery which you threw at our president and Our entire country.

Another Tramadol addict

Now I'm not in Nairaland's jail anymore.. To the mods that banned me Ekwensu kpo unu oku!


To the Federal Court, THANK YOU!
We! I mean WE just had a great victory YET ANOTHER VICTORY!
Those obstructing machines (we know them) should clean up San Francisco first cuz it looks more like Kolkota India before obstructing the positive movements going on in the USA.

I'm unbanned mehn!!

What were you doing till you got to 42??

leave that Lil girl and get yourself some akwuoka agadi ekwenka. I mean some old Land Rover

To y'all Biafrans, remember this day! Remember those who laid down their lives either thru extreme hunger or bullet wounds!

They fought so your name would never be deleted off the earth.. My son is already informed!
My generation will carry this great pain!

From me, from here with my candles and tears in my eyes in the Beautiful South of the United States of America I, Afunwaelotanna Temple Zimife wish all Biafrans and friends of Biafrans on Nairaland BLESSED MEMORIAL DAY!

Kingkun69:
but we are all scammers ONE Way or the other

Remove that we!! You and you are all scanners one way or the other..

Chelsea no even spray common Confetti and no Champagne.. Abi Dem no buy

solmusdesigns:
colder weather or Air condition and good nutrient tend to make your skin glow

He wasn't using AC before he became President? Or he was taking eba everyday before he became President?

Hardworking Presidents look older when they get into power because of stress.. Sorry, that's Jubril!

jordyspices:
Davido giving birth to girls wizkid giving birth to boys who is thinking what am thinking

Nobody is thinking the shît you thinking!!!!

Just like I rebuked someone on NAIRALAND who said "We are all scammers in one way or the other"

Bobrisky should speak for himherself alone or better still join Tonto Dikeh..

As for the other motivational speaker/house thief, jee chuuba ego, ichuta ego everything ga e follow one time!!

Well with life on her side, she might even build a better house.. No be en mates dey chop fresh maggot-free shît for Dubai?? Or better still sell your own panties.
Ma friend Mrs Motivational Speaker/House Thief if you do visit NAIRALAND, try to think about it!

Olamide the promoter of Ritualism and Internet Fraud..

Rudiger watch it before that voice of a known pant snatcher defrauds you!

They did the same to Nne m..
In the end she paid extra 5,000 Naira (tho she was asked to pay 98,500 Naira) for the items.
If not that she shouted and acted mad, the items would have gone into the hands of one buyer..
Get a Lawyer, make the case public and sue NIPOST, you might even get much more than expected.

Next time, there's UPS, FedEx, DHL here in the USA, and your goods will be delivered.. USPS are filled with thieves in America. USPS—>NIPOST combination of rogues

Bahamas95:
Mugu fall, guy man wack

Hahahahaha!!

Very bad!!

While some people are busy looking for ways to better their lives, some are busy chasing irrelevant things!

Shun cultism!

God bless you OP for informing people that are uninformed and misinformed..

To anyone trying to OR making plans to join a cult group because someone called you ju or because you couldn't get a girl or probably because you were humiliated, just understand that they'd be your thugs when you become relevant in the society! Some will put up their lives just for you..

Chuuba ego and forget Cultism!

panafrican:
They have free housing and free medical coverage out there. Why are they not laughing ? Just wondering.

Lol

Do you want to be practical Dictator? Cuz as a Pan-African, you're already a Dictator just looking for a Presidential seat to occupy for 50years.. Lol

Ipodisacriminal:
Fellow which way I know thing say that man na SM

Then fit don de Metal the 17 self base on say him way no pure


I remember that year for Oduduwa na so one Obinna dey go cast OT for Hin Ju

That year I be double vote,na so I reason with my chaka say make we de hax the Obinna before he go yan puian finish.

So this Obinna here I believe say they don de hax am or make he be say he don cross carpet


Because Bam egede man no go come this forum begin dey yan fire.

If the Obinna continue the story make we try check am balance am one way one way,after all he no go fit gbaga comot for obodo dis country.

I greet una fellow ju name stranger dey yan.

An irrelevant cultist calling IPOB criminals.. This is not life!!! Get a life

Every Dictator is always smart but the smartest Dictator is the Most Evil!

Stick to Democracy cuz you will live freely.. Imagine North Korea where people are forced to laugh just to please the Lil man

naijaguy123456:
I enjoyed going out in those days, nearly 99 percent of Ashawo in Lagos are Igbo ! Go to lekki, Ajah, obalende , yaba, Ojuelegba, Ikeja , Allen , Oshodi, Orile etc . They are too much . Is it love of money or love of sex ?

99.9% of children in Yoruba land do not share the same DNA with their fathers.. Mothers who put on 1 piece of wrappers are prostitutes! Anyi adiro ano na di na cho di!
An average Yoruba woman (who's always dirty) sleeps with 80 men in her lifetime.
She will successfully get married to 79 men and will still eye another man to marry..
I visited a family in Ondo State (Ikare to be precise) and I found out that almost everyone one there had same mother and different fathers.

agbarisocket:
why ojukwu hide inside hole like rat.during.war.

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Pls answer me

Most times it's really good to be educated..

Bro, you're an illiterate!

An Indonesian would have written better in English.

In summary, jee akwukwo!