Mrfksb1:
Shithole country


God bless Los Angeles

God bless America

I made the happiest decision of leaving that shithole in 2019

I never regret that decision till today. In LA I've got peace and happiness you can ever have as human here on earth

Africa is hell and it will forever be hell.

You made the best decision.. That continent is just a mess. Kidnappers, terrorists, herdsmen, no electricity, no water, no good road, fake drugs, cultism, witchcraft, tithe robbers, very bad education system where potential medical students cheat for grades, highway very armed robbers, bad electoral system. My God! It's uncountable..

emmabest2000:
Dem just want to console africanas

Drogba in eague 1
played 80 games
scored 39 goals

Ibrahimovic in league 1
played 133 games
Scored 112 goals

The difference is clear

Meanwhile can anyone explain what the short man in Argentina shirt was thinking

To all shorty fans if u quote me and talk nonsense 疫情 will catch you

Shut up! Juan Roman Riquelme is 6ft tall.. He's not short...

Ijaycool:
Omg lots of high profile personalities testing positive to Covid.

It's getting scarier



Meanwhile, not a single case in Russia...
Putin...
I sure say he had given instructions "once someone tests positive, inject sniper"

Not a single case in Russia? That's not true. They've had about 20 to 30 cases of Coronavirus.

SANUSI!!
The murderer of Mazi Gideon Akaluka.. A man who got standing ovations from his fellow Jihadists after killing Gideon Akaluka.
The chief financier of BOKO HARAM before Isis took over.
The same man who lied against the incompetent drunkard from Ogbia just because they wanted to install the dead genocidal Jihadist.



As for Ganduje AKA Dollars, you really don't know who Sanusi is... By the time he pinches your nipples you'd know how deadly he is...



HE WHO SEEKS EQUITY MUST COME WITH CLEAN HANDS..

Assuming our midfielders are also as rugged as Lenglet. Our opponent won’t even have the confidence to come to our box 18. But our midfielders are either jogging behind them or letting them in our box...

The Zoo!

He's such a poor boy.. That's what Ejike Mbaka gives out every month!

tsephanyah:
Allahu Akbar

Y'all are causing havoc all over the world..


That was exactly how Gideon Akaluka's head was chopped off by the present Emir of Kano.
Sanusi!

Nexusvibes:
Brethren there are some many ways the priest make his money which we all know he has connections both in politics and overseas. The figures maybe exaggerated but for those saying can this one boast of one million naira I just laugh and sigh. The biggest water packaging factory in Enugu is owned by this man some will say how can that generate huge amount just ask an Enugu indigene(The lack good water) or even Northerners how the water and yoghurt has been in high demand. What we all don’t knw is that so long as you are a clergy or pastor in Nigeria and in one way or the other you have won the heart of the people you will be making money. I have been to one of his adoration ministry when he was celebrating 21yrs in priesthood someone donated 100million to him. In total which I was able to get for that 450m and the place was covered with cattle, goats and fowls . And you knw once you are knwn to be helping the poor some philanthropy organizations overseas will be sending in money to you. Is just that the don’t release figures of rich priest in Nigeria ��. If not you see Rev. Fr. Edeh and Fr. Mbaka should be 1&2 in the richest clergymen so let’s just leave all this things abeg.

731,007,454 Naira every 4 weeks

easylife2wealth:
All of you that are making noise and saying all manner of stupid talk, do you know how much Aqua Rapha makes on daily bases and other business empire that operate in his name.
What I know it is good to be good.

Tell us HOW MUCH?

5chrisade:
Nice one. I learnt he has an SMS prayer subscription service where millions of his followers subscribe to. He is also a friend to politicians. He has the governors of IMO and Enugu as close friends.. He has the largest sachet/bottled water producing company in Enugu, called aqua Rafa. He gets foreign donations from international philanthropist organisations. Many ministers and senators are at his beck and call. His AMEN adoration ministry attracts millions of people also. Remember that over 80% of Enugu/Igbo's are Catholics. So, do ur maths. I feel he is right. He has no reason to lie, also Nigerians are superstitious and gullible people who pay 10% tithe and offerings sheepishly.

So Hope, Ifeanyi, and other imaginary Ministers and Senators gather to give him 400 to 500 every month? Attracts Millions of People? Looks like Adoration Ministry's turned that big overnight! Lol! So because you feel 80% of Ndi Igbo are Catholics they donate more than 720,000,000 Naira every month to Mbaka..


Hahahaha! Ndi Isi Oji..

"When you lie you know the truth"

1. The truth is Barca needs wingers! we have the best midfield combination in the world with busquet athur and de jong....they will only continue to pass the ball around because there is no one running the channels, no one to take on defenders one vs one!
2. Most times u watch the team initiate a counter but when they get up top, nobody there....the only option they have is to wait for Messi to arrive....teams know this already!
3. Messi has to also put in a shift....he isn't helping the team....loses the ball and then strolls...Marcelo literally walked past him all the time! I know he is the best but his strolls affects the dynamic of the team!
4. Ansu Fati should be sent back to Barca-B...he isn't ready!
5. Pique and Lenglet is the best pair we have in the club currently...
6. Ter Stegen? No better keeper in the world...He deserves a better team performance

7. Jordi Alba? Cucurella is a better player right now, but we sold him
8. Semedo? Yeah u guessed it! All the players owe him an apology! That boy is more skillful than all the players in Barca right now except maybe Messi
9. Setien? He's managed the crisis-stricken squad well!
10. Barca Board? A joke!
Barca for Life!!

MrOjay1:
jplease someone should make me smile this sunday
I'm financially depressed

bank:UBA

2080372923

Thanks people

Smile with that but don't beg again!

It's not in our genes!

Disadvantages of living in the Zoo with zero electricity!!!!

The Jews!

I just love Israel.. My love for Israel gets bigger every day..

Ndi Isi Oji! Black people from Black Africa.. They enjoy misery! They enjoy it!


Y'all should keep screaming and protesting instead of mapping them out and eliminating them 2 by 2...

newinventions:


So you cannot break that custom of yours. You are god here on Earth. Don't forget that.

I have decided to live with it!

solite3:
Nice one Tonye and to add everyman must submit to Christ as his head by obeying his word then your life will be protected and live in peace.

So without submitting to Christ, I won't be protected or probably I won't live in peace??

The British Amusement Park will NEVER BE BETTER!!! IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH NIGERIA.. WHOEVER WANTS TO MAKE NIGERIA BETTER WILL BE DISGRACED..... ISEEE!

I WILL CONTINUE TO SHOW OPENLY AND INSIDE OF ME MY COMMITMENT TO THE RESTORATION OF THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN BIAFRA!

I just pity Biafrans fighting with the intent of making Nigeria a better place, some of us 'AKU GO OVO NA ANI. KAMA NIGERIA YA ADI NMA, KA ENU NA ANI GBA WA'

My wife surprised me months before we got married.
On July 4th 2018 after a some few cans of MS Mud Black & Tan, she looked at me twice and asked me
"Lote, Do you really love me? Can you really die for me?"


I immediately went straight to the point

"Yes I do love you tbh. I can die for that baby you're carrying but seriously I can't die for you"

She was amazed.

Regrets for leaving the Zoo??

You're funny!

Seeing people who reason like Human Beings will make you regret not leaving the British Game Reserve/Zoo earlier..


Modified: My only regret is that in no distant time, I'll be back permanently as customs and traditions demand. Ultimately 'AKA YA EBU OVO' shouldn't stay outside for too long.. It's really painful!

SillyeRabbit:
You wey never build house or buy car dey talk trash about someone else's life.

How are you sure about this? How you take know say en never build house and en never buy car??

Ndi Isi Oji! They don't ask questions.. Instead they spend time jumping up and down in Winners Chapel shouting Amen..

lordally:


My Man!! the day when them go beat you ...no call me oooo!! hahahaha

No worry! We don identify our problems..

BlueAngel444:
PSG vs DortmundPSG
1 Navas
12 Meunier
2 Thiago Silva
3 Kimpembe
20 Kurzawa
27 Gueye
5 Marquinhos
6 Verratti
11 Di María
7 Mbappé
10 Neymar

Tonight's game will be hot

You didn't say anything after the HOT MATCH!

SEE AS DEM HUMBLE UNA

Deal gone wrong

Kingosytex:
I so much like this guy.

Small boy wey sabi play football.

He's no longer that small boy... He's 28 now and he really needs to leave that PSG team ASAP

China offended the gods... In just 4 weeks from now a lab in the Midwest or Southern part of the land of the gods will produce the cure!


But till then, Chinese people should not offend the gods again.

Just fear the gods and don't rub shoulders...

They call it NATIONAL SECURITY ABOVE PERSONAL INTEREST!

Ndi Isi Oji!!! Black people from Black Africa... Very useless and stupid to the core; coupled with the fact that they live in a British Zoo makes it worse!


The only race on Earth to be traded and priced like onions.

There's this stupidity that lives in the brains of Ndi Isi Oji that makes them think a male child is more important!
Tomorrow when the female child turns out to be a corrupt government official AKA Looting Machine or maybe a full-fledged Instagram scammer, the stupid sperm donor will gladly call her MY DAUGHTER!


No wonder people are buying bleaching creams just to turn white....