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adet991: sorry i'm not one of those cheap gals who can die because of a nuisance who calls himself an entertainer and if i may ask,who is he and what is his worth?Just as a take home point i can never do such thing for anything in this world

why ur tongue cum dey shake when u dey talk? See hw e swit 4 ur mouth. Na ur type go drag im pants down, corner go near toilet bend 4 am sharpaly

Later, na one innocent man go marry that one call am wife. Chai! Most gals na ashawo

Pls friends! I mistakenly locked d zip of my trouser, hw can i unlock it. Thanks.

Witch! Feel lyk kicking her nose

Make sure u aniont ursef with oil before mounting her. Happy fuvcking.

arcbabe: There is nothing wrong with it,my Ex use to wash my undies. You love her so much that is why.

Both d Op, ur ex- and guys that wash their gf's undies are all F.O.O.L.S

addictiv: There is no crime or shame in being a father to an unborn child. Irrespective of who donated the sperm.

Did u read the Op's story atall? After goin tru his article, i cnt help but to suspect the gal inquestioned. If actually he wants to help, there are so many ways he cud achieve dat without marrying d gal. After 3yrs of commitmnt and all that, she had to cheat on me, not only cheating also got preg for anoda man. What sort of luv is that? Stupid luv i guess.

Boneda: Op, the girl don convert u to mr. Bean, what kind of stupid test is dat, will she forgive u if u were d one that gave her a test. True love my foot

That gal don cage d Op for insyd bottle. That guy nids serious deliverance i swear

Boneda: Op, the girl don convert u to mr. Bean, what kind of stupid test is dat, will she forgive u if u were d one that gave her a test. True love my foot

That gal don cage Op for insyd bottle. U nid serious deliverance i swear

D lion'sheart:
that's if the story is true and not a calculated lies. U no say some guymen no dey gree say Dem cry 4 their babe. Even when u see tears 4 their eyes Dem go say their eye dey worry dem.

ME, D LION'S HEART,
I GO FIRST TEAR U SLAP
NA TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR U GO DEY SING
BY DEN UR BRAIN DON ARRANGE
DEN I GO COME ASK U TO REPEAT WETIN U TALK 4 PHONE
IF TRUE TRUE SAY NA TEST U DEY TEST ME, OMO
NA SORRY GO FIRST B UR NAME B4 MY DARLING
DEN I GO COLLECT MY F9 4 D TEST
I NO SEND U
NA U SABI

Lol! Seriously! d Op, don vex me. One gal dey toil with im hrt, life, happiness, existence and future; im dey here dey tell me abt luv.@ Op, no rejoice yet oooo, u jus passed comon entrance, u neva pass waec and jamb test stil dey wait u. So relax more tests are coming ur way.

Op, before nko? U wan make only u dey knack am akpako? Guy, wake up jare. D earlier u forget that gal d better for ur health. Girls and their wahala.

Olodo! I nor blame u atall, public forum lyk dis don give every tom, prick n harry d nerve to come spew poo. U get luck i nor fit see u, u deserve a sucker punch on ur nose. Eddiotu! I wz against d legalization of abortion but after seeing ur abv statemnt, i strongly advocate 4 abortion to be legalized so that species lyk u will be completely wiped out. Ode of d highest degree

mencade6: my guy, just dey phuck them dey go jare. Love wetin? Abeg make u no fall our hand here. The girls dey give u free toto and u want slack? No make mistake say you want choose anyone, or toast anyone. Just dey phuck them dey go. Take care. Na me Your brother in the players clique dey halla you

U stil get time dey advice dey guy already. Op, carry dey 3 of dem go T.B Joshua, dem need serious deliverance

Jus enjoy her punny while u stil can but make sure say u no giv am belle. Her dad ur mum's boss, u dey boss ur friend's sis, ur friend also supos dey chairman ur sis too. What a collabo!

Pls kindly snd to me..my e-mail is izuchukwuome@yahoo.com. Thanks in advance

jmoore: girls encouraging fiction.

op dey form nice guy.

U dey mind d Op. Woman neva do am strong tin b4. He shud thank his stars that he survived dis one. Nxt one might be tragic

YcBeat: whats your experience bruv?

I met and started dating this girl the very year i got into the varsity. She was a jambite then, she does visit me in school quite often. To cut d story short, when i came back for holidays that was in my 3rd year. She came around that fateful day; when i wanted to make luv to her, as i put on condom she refused, rather insisted that i go raw. As i demanded to know the reason for her objection, she said that it pains her when made luv to with condom. At ist, i thought it was a joke, until she insisited. I said to myself that this girl must be up to something cos this was the ist time she refused me making luv to her with condom since i knew her. Immediately, i got up and started wearing my boxer, i knew she needed it more than i did. She latter agreed and i made luv to her with it. When school resumed, i went back to school. My friend called me in 2mnths time to tell me that my gal was pregnant, i was sure i had nothing to do with it, after some few months i came back, by then she has already given birth, i called her and told me she was already preggy and wanted to put it on me cos she loved me. I jus stood up and went away. That was d last i heard of her

idnoble135: No... No! If there is anyone that is being beclouded by emotions, that person is you.
You said you were told by her that it was a test. Let's assume it was not but was reality. You still choose to go for her. Aren't there other ladies around? Why must you go in with a person who betrayed you to the extent of becoming preggy? And you are telling me your love is not blind.

Are u not mistaken? Check ur post well.

mikyke: I was. for d sake of the child dat I so lover her mother. The child is so innocent to bear d risk and bliv U me I cnt live comfortable knowing I cud help. Hypothetical d story wat true

Marrying her wudnt make d child yours. If u so claim u wanted to help the child, there are many ways u cud do that other than taking full responsibilty or marrying d mother; afterall, d girl has a family she belongs to. She wasnt pregnanted by a ghost, she shud have known some facts about d guy; where he comes from, his family members or evn friends. Well, u are just lucky it was a mere test.

idnoble135: This is the matter o. You do something like this and you say love is blind. Few years later, the guy comes back to demand for his son after you have helped him train his son academically. And then the lady thinks that if you are stupid do this, she can try any other thing with you.
If i fall in love, i don't close my eyes, i keep it open. By the way, i don't even plan falling in love, i hope to stand in it.

Lol! They used to say "love is blind", mine is fully awake and kicking. Some allow sentiment and emotion to becloud their sense of reasoning and judgement.

YcBeat: Op lemme make this clear to you, STOP being used like an utensil.........she had an ABORTION!!! It was cool to her wen she was doing d s.ex thang and since d other guy ran away, she wants to console herself with coming back to you.......BE WISE BROTHER, ITS NO TEST, USE YOUR BRAIN!!! Pere.....my 2penny.

You cant be far from the truth. If not why wud she allow a man that she claimed to luv dearly to risk his life travelling all the way to kaduna jus to spew that trash; that was enough to prove the guy's luv for her. Never trust girls. Talking from experience

What kind of silly joke is this? My gal once tried such before; and ofcourse that was d end. Guy, u try o. U were ready to father another man's child

Execution of English by firing squad.

Mai ices haff cin suntin. What a waste of scare resource like condom? Dis guy shud be arrested asap.

Bank Manager: I have never being rude on nairaland before.Don't push me to the wall dude..DO NOT EVER quote me again.I'm giving you the first and last WARNING.By the way,my reply was directed at the OP who is in dire need of an advice to reckon with..Be Guided.!!!

Sorry sir! No offence intended. No vex oh.

Bank Manager: Why not quit the relationship.?There are better guys outside.The character of your guy only shows he wanna use you and dump you..QUIT.!
Keep yourself for your future husband.Why will a rascal be reaping where he didn't sow?He haven't paid your bride price yet he is turning you to a s*x tool..
Wise up jor..!

You this man shattap. Infact, shattap again! What do you mean by "his reaping where he did not sow"? What has he got to reap? A kitty cat that has been banged only God knows how many thousand times. Op, atleast; you are gaining from the guy's care and funny jokes while the guy gains from hammering your booty. So why u complaining?

Anytym u wan go see am, make sure u wear helmet for waist. Chikena!

Ma babe buffday na nxt week. Mayb i go buy dis car as gift 4 am. Op, wetin ya tink?

Na to dey travel up and down hin sabi. What does he have in common with Mandela? Shame on our leaders for learning nothing from Mandela.

With my boys fully fit and Howard webb as the ref, we GO carry the day. Up gunnerzzzz. Lets gun dem down

Idol