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Are you sure of the paternity of the children?

it is quite ridiculous

JobAndVacancies:
are you female?

nope

iamL:
So who has those painted nails?

my 6ta

one4GOD:
omo.....see kitchen knife ahaaa! Looks like the rats had a better life hmmmmm

I don't have to explain to you. Check through my other topics and see... Musu, na chicken even spoil two of my daggers sef

agyo:
You are not in Band A or Band B

This am very sure of..

I don't know what band we are on sef, we have an average of 2hours of electricity a day. Let's call it band F cos they're a failure

Sibrah:
Should have allowed them reproduce.

No, not when I catch them

QuantAnalyst:
TempUser! So you are a lady

Mhen you rugged ooh

no I'm a grown ass man

Brownpiro:
Pass me the intestine make I take hold my side like Chaba

We don't eat the intestines, do we?

kentokay71:
Lazar fever dey oh

Not here

victorazy:
Am still searching for the meaning of Giant in dictionary.

keep searching. When done, you should go to a library and search the encyclopedia.

Wealthoptulent:
PITY or NO PITY, MARRIAGE na PIT oo, u fit enjoy the HOLE if u get all u need in it, and e fit be the TRAP HOLE from there dem go roast and finish u like the BIG RAT @TEMPUSER posted as GIANT POUCHED RAT >> RATEL

Wetin you drag me into like this baba mi?

Starhearts:
4rm d picture
4rm d red paint 🎨 of d thumb 👍 finger ..

Are u a female or male .

Or d fellow dat get d thumb 👍 is ur babe?

That's my sister

Lacash:
U sha don succeed in making their children an unexpected Orphan 😃😃😃

If I don't eat them, one thing is sure - another person will catch them and eat them

TallNigerian:
Your exclamations are killing me

Thanks bami

femi4:
Not safe to eat

You're entitled to your opinion. It's worthy of note that I can bet that I've been eating it before you arrived here on earth and I'm still unaffected so swerve!

Entanglement:
Must you eat rat?

Don't be a simp! Do you expect me to throw away a very protenous delicacy?

Numerouno94:
Dr TempUser.

Yes boss

Tenshades:
Abeg give me review of this your century table top cooker.

The table top cooker by Century is top notch. It gives a glowing effect which cooks faster and minimizes the usage of gas. We use an average of 12.5kg each month plus or minus a few days - even though we cook three times a day and even beans

ufotunang:
You want to eat rat..is rat good to eat ? Just asking

Yes. Giant pouched rat is good to eat.

LeeSmart:
I would prefer u did be chaaba, he's so generous😆😆

He acts selfish sometimes, especially when the soup is hot 😁

Jerixcon:
LoL 😆 even the tail was not spared.

The end of the tail was cut off, then we eat the rest

Obviouslyblunt:
Jesus Christ. Bleh 🤮

You're right. Ó. Bleh

hyfr:
Thanks so much for this, I guess you customized something to hang the cob with

The same rod that hangs the cob holds the long rod that opens the lid in place till the bait is taken.

Firebox123:
fry the meat also

Let see the fried meat 🍖

It's finished already

hyfr:
My G mum told me about a huge animal in the compound, I would like to know how you placed the the corn inside the cage, I have about that size of cage too, can you tip me on how to place the trap

Here

Firebox123:
fry the meat also

Let see the fried meat 🍖

My posts got deleted by the bot.
This is the one I snacked on like Dudukwe

After burning, it's time to give them a thorough wash.

Behold the complexion!


After washing, I surgically removed the intestines... Then I cut them up! Yeeeeehaawww!

Alas! One clicked around 1:30am and the other around 2:45am. Get in baby!

Then I unalived them this morning by 10am.

One female, one male. Can you recognize the male?


Then I proceeded to burn off the hairy rodents.

I got a cooked cob of corn 🌽 yesterday evening from a friend. However, I decided to take it home cos it was too cold. Then I developed another plan.

I roasted it then snapped it into two to make two baits! 🧠 Sharp!

I strategically set the traps with experience, lest they eat my bait and still run away as they do sometimes-which used to be quite frustrating 😤