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Beef! Not protein. Be specific!

NgeneUkwenu:
Thats why at over 50 years and I am yet to settle down. Marriage scares me.

This is boyfriend/girlfriend issue, they're not married o.

OK who exactly is losing the ground, Borno or BH?

Firebox123:
lol

Did you watch this season champion league from the start to now

The last part of the statement is correct. Roberto Carlos was stunned twice you dumfuvk!

Dougad:
This is going to be a short-lived glory for the gunners; a feeling they're well accustomed to. The second leg in the bernabeu will be mightily bloody for them in ways that words will fail to describe.

Can you bet your house on this statement, or your car, or your tike - tike ?

arantess:
A day to remember for the entire Madrid players, fans and board members.

I even sighted Roberto carlos

Noticed this during the first free kick goal by Declan Rice 🍚
Then Rice 🌾 showed us he's not just a bag of rice.


Pain goes to the entire Manure United fans 😁 😁 😁 🤌

Quarterpast:
I understand that during heat periods, ones pubic part tends to itch terribly after shaving.

Before I shaved, I had itches. I thought it was the hair that was causing this, so I decided to get a shaving stick(BIC shaving stick) and cleared the bush. But sadly, after shaving my armpits and pubic region, the itching got worse. I am a very hairy type. I have lots of hair on my scrotum sac, sometimes the hair covers the entire sac. The itching has now become so terrible and uncomfortable to me that when it starts, I begin to scratch uncontrollably. I've injured myself on the sac as a result of over-scratching. I can be walking on the road and in a public place, when it starts, I can't help but begin to scratch. The armpit doesn't itch, but the sac.
Doctors in the house, please help me🙏🙏.

Your local government may be infested with crabs. Genital live can't be seen easily as they're microscopic insects, Permethrin cream could rescue you IF that's the problem.

DaddyCoool:
This is Nigeria. That's all I'll tell you.
Why would they waste resources doing autopsy on your dad when they can immediately GUESS the cause of death?
There was a guy, autopsy result came out same day - turned out they simply harvested organs!

You've shifted the goalpost. I don't have a back and forth with people who prefer to do this than own up...

MrSundry:
Very quick autopsy result. If na here now, it will take months if not years and at the end it can still be inconclusive

My dad's autopsy report took just a day at UCH Ibadan

MaziX:
Fulham bawo... I go use them clean ass.. don't play.. we go equalize soon

We go win.

Everybody come out ooooooo!


Thank God say we beat Manure United

michlins:
States rich in agriculture will suffer from this. Here's how it will affect them negatively, there's currently no taxes on agricultural products as government intends to boost food supply. So such states will be giving away the only thing they can boast of freely while others will be able to tax their own.


At the end,I pray Nigeria wins because right now, it's as if if we block one part, more areas open up

Then they should process their products into finished goods which would then be taxable cum encouraging industrialization in such states.

Solved!

Libya don dey beg make we beat Rwanda for them. Isn't God wonderful?

alphonsojaybaz:
“We found that Lagos State has been gravely mistreated by the Nigerian military.” There aren’t many people there. Thus, we are examining this chance to ensure that it doesn’t elude Native Americans once more.

https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/10/10/sanwo-olu-govt-tells-lagosians-to-apply-for-military-jobs/

What did I just see? Native Americans?

alphonsojaybaz:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/10/10/sanwo-olu-govt-tells-lagosians-to-apply-for-military-jobs/

What did I just see? Native Americans?

The opening of that box is too wide.

I've read this post and all I could do was laugh...


NOBODY TRIES THAT SHIT WITH ME. NOT EVEN GIRLFRIEND, LET ALONE WIFE!

Non ducor, duco!

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Who else thought it was Seun Osewa giving marriage counseling

Bowrichy:
What of with two toilets together with the bathroom in the Masters bedroom

Do you mean make both rooms en suite? That'd be cool, but if a visitor comes and wants to use the loo, he'd have to go into your room.
In that case, you can throw one toilet out of the other room and make it serve as toilet and bathroom for visitors and a room, then the other for the master bedroom

he should do his time. No chance for emotions!

Gerrard59:
"Man Arrested For Killing His Friend Who Borrowed LENT Him Money"

"There" for their
"Were" for where
"Leave" for live

But they want the British Council to waive IELTS for them. Never should that happen. In fact, anytime these miscreants push for such to happen, I would write to the British embassy in Nigeria and the British Council to disregard such a plea. Nigerians must continue to write IELTS whether they like it or not.

Lol the ones I dislike the most are those who pronounce "ask" like "axe"

this was my response on the first post of married men envying bachelors:

TempUser:
How can I envy a person who have not exercised his ability to make a woman change her name to his?

Now I will ask you another rhetoric to respond to this inverted post:
Why should a product checked out envy the products still on the shelf - that have not been able to get into the cart 🛒?

How can I envy a person who have not exercised his ability to make a woman change her name to his?

Put cotton wool on top, let's see if he has the courage to suck. If he does, then remove the wool as it won't work that way, then you could try bitter leaf juice. That's the perfect method

EmperorCaesar:
Then. Stop coming to NL

Your presence here and what's informative to u isn't inconsequential to us all

That's not your decision to make, my friend.

Even Seun would have appreciated the post like the numerous people who did, talk less of a deputy caretaker that you're trying so hard to prove

Manure United 😂

GenFunction:
Oldest of them all...u always make no point.

I'm not your regular nairalander, not the oldest neither.

It is pertinent to ensure that one's brain is connected to the hands one uses to type before using the submit button 🤔

Kennitrust:
it old to you.
You have a choice of opening the thread or scroll it out
Please leave the thread for people like us reading it for the first time...Mbok rest!

You equally have the choice not to quote me so swerve!