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LOVEGINO:
guy no beer follow am?

I don't drink alcohol anyamo anyamo
It gives me un poco loco vibes

PaulH07:
One day I bought this kind of rubbish under the heavy influence of many bottles of alcohol, and kept in my fridge.

Woke up the next day after eye don clear to see the foolish things one does after getting heavily drunk, and tossed the disgusting rodent away.

Na so una dey take create disease wey even scientist never discover.

Go to Al Jazeera to say that...

Padipadi:
Yummy. You be correct man. Did ya wife or gf chop from the rat?

Yes my wife did.

symbianDON:
tiv people nor de carry mouse play o!

Ase lelei, Tiv bawo? I be primordial Yorùbá.

na only bvn remain... soon enough a disgruntled employee might make an excel file of the information to form a recon on you all... However, you have no choice if it's a legit directive than to comply.

Chasito:
I Don chop eagle, And monitor lizard, but I never gather mind to chop rat

Na mouse them no dey chop. Them dey chop rat, just like them no dey chop toad, them dey chop frog 🐸. I saw what you did there

NoahHadNoArk:
What did I just read 🤮🤢

Who send you? Better go find who una Wan rip go elsewhere else I'd give you a good roast, better than the rat... Oponu

Zonefree:
Chief, na that small rat full your pot of stew like that?

Let's call it medium sized cos na female and she never born before cos she had small teats
I used that knife 🗡 and sink to scale it in the picture boss. E big small, let's call her biggie small 😂

Zonefree:
You martyred the poor rat on a N1,100 per kg gas?

That shi is fast when removing the hairs from the big bush rat... It takes less than six minutes so it's no ish boss...

9. Cut into pieces...
10. Add your seasonings and cook thoroughly for about twenty or thirty minutes to avoid those bad belle curses on this thread make e no work. I even used African Basil aka African mint leaves aka Ossimun gatisumum
11. Drain the water and stew it up!

That's how to make okete stew


Happy birthday Davido

5 give it a thorough bath...
6. After the bath 🛀
7. Cut strategically and delete all the intestines. At this point you can grill the big bush rat, or continue like I did..
8. Another thorough bath, it's now like Oyinbo 🛀...

Follow the following steps my people.

My trap caught a big one overnight ☺

1. The trap that did the job
2. The bush rat unalived
3. Even my AI camera recognized it as food in case you're an advocate of the rat, I get Al Jazeera for aos
4. Ready to burn the hair off the hairy rat

That means you can make mistake to lavish state money

But if government make mistake to find crude crude oil at my backyard, na government get am.
If na Marijuana them do mistake find for my backyard na me get am

I'd the citizens make mistake to do yahoo, them be fraudsters abi?


O l'agbara ooooooo 😂

This is artificial... They are trying to phase out fuel in order to diversify to electricity... Aren't they? Lithium comes to mind...

By the way, who can confirm Dangote fuel refinery production figures up there? It looks bizzare

formulate this idea in a Nigerian company and see yourself standing on your own at the end of the day 😂 😂 😂

The go Don leak am and them go sack only una 😂

Absuchat:

Notice the head is gone

Ogun and Ondo no dey waste time on anything head.... immediately immediately they don mine am

you no get thinking faculty. You no dey reason. You want to kill a snake and leave the head intact abi? Arindin omo.

Soon then go change it from cooperation to country. OIC 😂

That's the power of women. They can transfer your glory with kpekus... Now Wizzy is going on break and by the time he resumes tiwa might be the most followed by that time.


Malicha o say Malicha
Only your water 💦 fit quench my fire 🔥 ooooo



Fear women:
Bible, King James Version:
Proverbs 31:3
Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings.

🚪 🚶🏾‍♂️ 🌳

Did you not know that salary has a Chinese name of Yorùbá origin? Sá la ríi

NoahHadNoArk:
Everybody

Seriously? Go and grab a dictionary,then check and quote me again.

No waste urself bro. Na everyone dey see shege

Source= chat gpt

I'm ready. Which app do I start with my people?

You're quite SIMPle
You've spent that much and haven't bought yourself a car,wow!

Oh my gosh, awwn awwn.

Tell her say na broke you broke ,you no poor materially but you must be poor upstairs to stay with such a woman.

You're that SIMPle

Awwn awwn

lavylilly:
If you like your mother over your wife, there are two possible reasons:

1. You chose the wrong wife.

2. You fail to realize that Mummy won't grow old with you. Choosing a wife means choosing a person with whom to create an intertwined life.

Your mother sent you out into the world. To create a life for yourself. NOT to be her life partner!

Should your father have preferred your paternal grandmother (your dad's mother) over your mother?

No. That's unwell. How would you have felt growing up if Daddy had always preferred Granny above your own Mum? You'd think he was kind of a dick.

Marriage is the forging of a union. You become one with your spouse. Anyone who wants to become one with their parent is sick, and anyone who can't become one with their loving spouse is stunted.

If your wife turned out to be a horrible person, that's another story. It means either she's an amazing liar or you have bad taste. But your mother is not your life partner. You will not grow old with your mummy.

What's most important to remember is that, to Mummy, you'll always be a baby. She remembers you shitting in diapers. She will never be able to experience you fully as the man you are -- and she shouldn't be able to, OBVIOUSLY. If you choose Mummy over your life partner, you may as well be three years old.

if my kid ever chooses me over a high quality partner, I'll have to try hard not to give my kid a big smack upside his head. If my kid can't fully bond with a life partner and is still childish enough to yearn for Mummy instead, y'all know you've failed miserably.

Oh. Last but not least. I find that this mistake is often related to the mistake of not realizing one's spouse is one's primary family member. Your spouse is your most important family member. FYI

You set talk am say HIGH QUALITY PARTNER.

For this naija, e be things! My points still remain valid , and I'm s MOMMYs boy for a good reason.

You've forgotten the contract you signed while singing

"Pamuroboto roboto
Baby go down male we ghono
On pariwo bi Tecno on ko Pana
O fe he international 🍌 banana
......

Welcome to the club of gbajumo osere

Go for injection, before you get home sef you'll see changes

You have to take side with your mom (reasonable one though) She can't get another son, but your wife can always get another husband the second you drop dead.

Your wife is I'll leave at the sight of longer terminal illness but your mom won't.

Take to your mother's till you could keep them on different roofs.
I can relate. Oluwa a way pelu e o.

tuzle:
go and check the grizzly paw they have very sharp claws. Imagine the strongest man fighting someone with 2 knives. Who do u think will win

Remember that the bear sef go don tire as it isn't a one on one fight here...
And
The gorilla can attack in a more coordinated manner.

Eyin mu ju obe lo baba mi

Gorilla is a primate, it can land blows in a more coordinated and deadly way. It can climb,sustain grip, chew, swing and move swiftly for the configuration of hind legs just like the bear - but better.

The bear would be fighting a homo abilis, on an angle of depression, and oh gorillas can pounce!

Remember, it remained the bear and gorilla, but gorilla muscles are closely packed like a ball of wahala while the surface area of the bear can be it's problem. I have seen short people beat taller ones.

Never underestimate the power of the primates limbs.

Oju ko, okan ni giran.

Gorilla na giran

lascos912:
honey badger na werey

Ratels? Them be idan
Ratels' home ranges can be as vast as about 193 square miles (500 square kilometers).

That's a SUV stationwagen