₦airaland Forum

adanonso:
Them dey shop mouse. My late dad dey chop anything chopable. Only squirrel that is a taboo at his maternal village. If not, because of that man, I have tasted all kind of wild meat while growing up, chivet, leopard, monitor lizard(he uses to bring home the eggs something, all kind of bush rat. All kinds of bird except vulture. Different types of worm that's found on dead palmwine tree. Different types of fish, he used to eat that brown toad with big eyes. Even one-day we caught one small type of rat that eats snail and lizard. We trained it to a pet, one day as it became a little sick, we came back to meet his roasting it. I refuse to eat the meat, but my younger brother who is a meat lover like him ate it.

Na for inside house mouse dey live baba. Your daddy, if he chop house mouse fit chop placenta o

madgoat:
What did you use as bait in your trap bro?
My trap has never caught anything and there are bush rats around.

I used roasted corn. Roast orre roast before setting the trap... So that it would smell nice

LUAN:
not poverty oo, my neighbor who is financial okay, dey set traps every night. Abeg do 200 Data for me 😆

Oya send me your cell number. I go run una 1gb

Okiton:
you mean to tell us say u carry rat make stew, anyways, that's a rat stew for u

I'll grill the next and make a post I promise you

Error401:
You are good writer bro. Simple, organized and funny, everyone can easily relate with the post. its more reason it made it to front page fatser

faster kę, soup wey don finish since

TrustNone:
are you sure that's the rat meat in that stew?

of course sire

SweetDipBenny:
If i smoke my loud come high up, me and u will fight over that rat 🐀 😋

cos the feeling is different 😂

kaludestiny10:
This your stew make sense my brother.

thanks boss.

Natbrowny:
I hate rats but with this current bullshit condition in naija.


I think I'll need fufu of 600naira with vegetables soup mixed with that well prepared sexy rat inside for chow.

😂

All people shouting poverty can not match my expenses on opay. Make them dey mumu dey go

SeriouslySense:
They have finished them, soon rat will be scarce.


One day, i wont be surprised, if its human meat. The way things are going.

Unless after they say to them, cultivate your meat in farms and if they listen. Perhaps, they will not finish rats too.

You mean I should leave their family to continue destroying my half plot of corn abi? Eleribu

mastermaestro:
Never mind, he said AI told him not to worry that it was very safe to consume. Thanks to AI, no need to dread diseases anymore.

You don't know nothing, do you? Who mentioned say AI guide me, you know not about sarcasm, do you?

Chetas81:
4uck you by calling this big bush rat, because you don't know the name, why don't you called it desert rat, POUCHED RAT 🐀 AKA OKETE IN YORUBA LANGUAGE

Abi were lelei ni. Ofe soriibu abi?

Chetas81:
4uck you by calling this big bush rat, because you don't know the name

You knew nothing about animals, okete us still big bush rat. Sharaaaap!

Larrydollarz:
I bought four big ones for 6k lately and my wife use it to make delicious pepper soup😋

makes me drooool 🤤

Quality20:
Are u gonna eat this one? Is this not d type that digs d burial grounds and eat corpses?

Rat wey dey chop my cassava and corn 🌽 for backyard abi?

MrHighSea:
Nigerians now combing the forests

Na una dey live for forest

adecz:
Sewer and soakaway rat❗️❗️🤢🤢🤢

Have you seen how your carrots 🥕 were plated Ase nię

YeyeGbami:
Okete

Oro ti okete ba ba ile so nigbo. Na abami rat but sweet die

A ti ję eleyii na,
Ko iku o re wa kete
Kì Arun o re wa kete.

Koni baje eeyan daadaa 👍

zinaunreal:
See rat 🐀 supporter is out of the bag. Keep feeding on pest

Keep fighting for PESTS. Visit Al Jazeera dot con to complain

jeff1607:
When I try it , it gets burnt

You should use that net technique so it would be able to rest on it, then you should scrape gently with a knife as the hair burns, you should take it off the fire to scrape and rotate evenly till there's no more hair.

Note that you should leave no liquid on the animal so it won't be a Mish mash burning that tears off the skin..

HIbreed:
mad man

LOL, it takes one to know one 😉
And the GIFT 📦 on your signature would belong to the GIFTER since the GIFTEE rejected it

Error401:
U still con write commentary join am
Reading it was soothing. Much love boss

thanks bami. I appreciate you. Abi make I dey write ni? 🤔 You dey motivate me, aje!

zinaunreal:
Na main rat you dey chop like that nothing like bush rat.After voting Tinubu see what this one decided to eat for the next 4 years while your mate Ghana just ate balanced diet break fast this morning. You're doing yourself

You keep spewing rubbish. You all will thank TINUBU later cos Buhari spoilt everything before leaving. I didn't vote even despite having voters card... Besides, those in Ghana 🇬🇭 are wailing also. It's a global phenomenon.

Balanced diet is poor English. You can never have a balanced diet but ADEQUATE diet. Wetin you dey take measure vitamins? Mumu²

Govocrete:
You dey learn, I have eaten monitor lizard, boa (snake) monkey, antelope bush pig, dog, string flog, elephant, na only Eagle you take senior me

You take elephant 🐘 senior me, but I don chop 🐍 snake, scorpion 🦂 and more inclusive you should be working in First Bank 🏦 😂. Eyan Loxodontus Africano

finallybusy:
This one will have an alternate account where he’ll claim that Dangote begged him for some loose 300K. I will never take you children serious. Never.

Who is your child? I do have an alternate account cos Seun decided to add '- 2' to my name after the hack. The Dangote assumption is not my own though, you're entitled to think or assume right from the depth of your ass

1TrippleCee:
Hahahaha. I am buying myself three traps next week

Forget those lassa and covid shii bro. Buy a lot of traps...

Error401:
I love threads like this, but most of the werey wey dey post am dey use 1978 camera. How do u make a pictoral thread with blurry pictures.
Good Job OP. MAke human being chop fesss before animals

abi nah bami. Thanks, I appreciate your appreciation, a lot 👍

Sleekfingers:
Keep eating rats.....

Will do....

Marketgists:
They don't eat the tail of this animal. It is a poison .

I ate the tail, oh and the head inclusive, exclusively

E be like say you don't know waisgoin on

Collinsanele:
Them dey call am rabbit for Delta state

Rabbit is an English name

jeff1607:
How on earth were you able to remove the hair that fast, show me the way Sensei, your technique is awesome

Call it GASLIGHTING 😂 e go Wan burn your hand but I no dey shake

drololaaof:
Rabbit is no longer a bush meat . It is a common big rat that is becoming a cosmopolitan rat .

So okete is that ubiquitous?