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Family / Re: My Wife Insisting That Her Pastor Must officiate our child naming ceremony. by TempUser: 12:59am On Jul 19
grin I've read this post and all I could do was laugh...


NOBODY TRIES THAT SHIT WITH ME. NOT EVEN GIRLFRIEND, LET ALONE WIFE!

Non ducor, duco!
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by TempUser: 3:46am On May 30
MrNovo:
If you are really interested in making money from crypto currency then you need the right education first and the Hamster Airdrop game is designed to teach you everything in a playful way whether you are a beginner or pro.
You can ask to join our Crypto Growth Initiative WhatsApp group where we share more details. My WhatsApp number is in the signature line below.
It's obvious you don't know how to trade yet grin
Family / Re: Common Crossroads In Marriage - Surehome Marriage Seminar May 2024 by TempUser: 6:30pm On May 26
grin Who else thought it was Seun Osewa giving marriage counseling grin

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Properties / Re: Can ₦2M Finish The Construction Of A 2-Bedroom Flat? by TempUser: 4:33pm On May 23
Bowrichy:


What of with two toilets together with the bathroom in the Masters bedroom
Do you mean make both rooms en suite? That'd be cool, but if a visitor comes and wants to use the loo, he'd have to go into your room.
In that case, you can throw one toilet out of the other room and make it serve as toilet and bathroom for visitors and a room, then the other for the master bedroom
Events / Re: Man Celebrates His Birthday At Kirikiri Prison (Pictures, Video) by TempUser: 11:47am On May 19
he should do his time. No chance for emotions! angry

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Killing His Friend Who Borrowed Him Money by TempUser: 10:02pm On May 10
Gerrard59:
"Man Arrested For Killing His Friend Who Borrowed LENT Him Money"

"There" for their
"Were" for where
"Leave" for live

But they want the British Council to waive IELTS for them. Never should that happen. In fact, anytime these miscreants push for such to happen, I would write to the British embassy in Nigeria and the British Council to disregard such a plea. Nigerians must continue to write IELTS whether they like it or not.

Lol the ones I dislike the most are those who pronounce "ask" like "axe" grin
Family / Re: Do Married Women Envy Spinsters? by TempUser: 10:03am On May 08
grin this was my response on the first post of married men envying bachelors:
TempUser:
How can I envy a person who have not exercised his ability to make a woman change her name to his? grin

Now I will ask you another rhetoric to respond to this inverted post:
Why should a product checked out envy the products still on the shelf - that have not been able to get into the cart 🛒? wink

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Family / Re: Do Married Men Envy Bachelors? by TempUser: 10:02am On May 08
How can I envy a person who have not exercised his ability to make a woman change her name to his? grin

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Family / Re: How Did You Stopped Breast Feeding Your Child? by TempUser: 8:13pm On May 07
Put cotton wool on top, let's see if he has the courage to suck. If he does, then remove the wool as it won't work that way, then you could try bitter leaf juice. That's the perfect method

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Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by TempUser: 8:10pm On May 07
EmperorCaesar:



Then. Stop coming to NL

Your presence here and what's informative to u isn't inconsequential to us all
That's not your decision to make, my friend.

Even Seun would have appreciated the post like the numerous people who did, talk less of a deputy caretaker that you're trying so hard to prove grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 6th May 2024 by TempUser: 10:07pm On May 06
Manure United 😂
Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by TempUser: 9:54pm On May 06
GenFunction:
Oldest of them all...u always make no point.
I'm not your regular nairalander, not the oldest neither.

It is pertinent to ensure that one's brain is connected to the hands one uses to type before using the submit button 🤔
Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by TempUser: 2:36pm On May 06
Kennitrust:
it old to you.
You have a choice of opening the thread or scroll it out
Please leave the thread for people like us reading it for the first time...Mbok rest!
You equally have the choice not to quote me so swerve! angry
Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by TempUser: 2:35pm On May 06
GenFunction:
Learn to appreciate little things or better still set up ur own LAND since NAIRALAND aint current.
Coming from who joined nairaland in 2018. Just dey play undecided
Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by TempUser: 2:33pm On May 06
MyExpression:


Is anyone being paid for content/breaking news?

Every platform is now monitised.

Let them pay for content, and you'll be getting freshly baked content.
You're right about that. In addition, they'd skip quality posts and start posting what nots... Discouraging and shamefully ridiculous act of politicking by the mods angry

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Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by TempUser: 9:00am On May 06
I come to nairaland to read old news nowadays like yesterday newspaper.

It's quite disturbing that the nairaland of before was so engaging that news like this would have been served hot. I don't know what to call this news for it's old, oldies? grin

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Investment / Re: Cowrywise Or Opay For Financial Goals by TempUser: 8:49am On May 06
I still trust opay and palm pay more than cowrie wise because I feel like they (cowrie wise) can run me street any time.
Palmpay even gave me #1.89 cashbox interest for my 4k balance, no saving plan active yet, but I think it's still fair enough.

To get some serious profit, buy USDT if crypto is too hot for you. Don't even think about government bonds and shares cos you fit grow grey hair surprisingly when you get stunned.

It is pertinent to note that you can't make any serious gain from banks by letting your cash sit in the account. That's what they want you to do, but the best is to engage your money on something more profitable or buy a legit piece of land and leave to sell at another date. Or go farming to solve more problems for the society

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Sports / Re: . by TempUser: 8:40am On May 06
wizrose:
The only trophy arsenal will lift this season is their hand... the one thing i dont like about this arsenal fc is that when it matters most for them to win a match they always lets go of the oppotunity same thing happen last season a little mistake towards ending of the epl season and am sure same thing already repeated again arsenal fc belive they can still win the league thinking manchester city will lose or draw a match that not possible am sure arsenal fc no the kind of coach pep gardiola is that not possible arsenal fc wait for next season and try again..
This must be a pained ass manure United fan AKA Old glory FC. We've lifted the English FA and the Emirates cup this season, just so you know.

Note get back to your den at old trashford and say boo to trashford for me.

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Crime / Re: ECWA Pastor, Peter Emmanuel, Killed By Bandits In Kaduna (Photo) by TempUser: 8:09am On May 06
It's high time Christians grab the bull by its horns. I'm not that type of Christian who will turn the other cheek or remain docile in situations like this angry

I will strike you like Israel to show you you're not the best being at vibrating low 🇮🇱! angry

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. If the whole world will go blind for that cause, so be it!

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Family / Re: Have You Tasted Mango This Year? by TempUser: 6:54pm On Apr 23
I did ate Ogbomosho mango today. Remaining other species cheesy

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Education / Re: Deji Adeyanju Denies Appealing Bobrisky’s Conviction by TempUser: 10:20am On Apr 23
He must do the time in full! cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Files Notice Of Appeal, Challenges Conviction by TempUser: 6:43am On Apr 23
He can appeal after spending the six months first. Then we can consider his chair donations and shake the table!

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Politics / Re: EFCC: Why Yahaya Bello Can’t Evade Arrest, Prosecution — Falana by TempUser: 7:15am On Apr 18
grin Yeye Bello

Politics / Re: Armed Men In Military Camouflage Besiege Oyo State Govt Secretariat (photos) by TempUser: 2:28pm On Apr 13
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Events / Re: Bride And Makeup Artist Clash During Photoshoot Over Payment by TempUser: 10:05pm On Apr 10
What's the title of the movie? grin

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Romance / Re: Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Genotype Ended Her 3 Years Relationship(vid,pix) by TempUser: 11:57am On Apr 10
It's better for her to cry today so that she won't CRY!
wink

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 31st March 2024 by TempUser: 6:19pm On Mar 31
Haaland sef land for ground 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 31st March 2024 by TempUser: 6:18pm On Mar 31
Wet no dey gree seh!

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Family / Re: A Yahooboy Wants To Marry My Daughter. What Should I Do? Elderly Man Asks (vid) by TempUser: 6:58pm On Mar 30
grin teach the so called yahoo boy business and the production of utility and chips and fjifszbb higxjjn

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Crime / Re: Man Held For Allegedly Beating Wife To Death In Lagos by TempUser: 11:02pm On Mar 29
Okpara pànìyàn grin

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